12. Fresh kelp is the most suitable for soup
Rumble!
Like a meteorite falling to the ground,
The fist wind slopes down at a 30-degree angle,
After smashing the top floor of the first building,
Passing over the adjoining second building,
Shengsheng punched out a large hole in the middle of this concrete-reinforced frame building shaped like a cone and with a diameter of tens of meters at the largest point.
The huge concrete blocks that were swept away by the fist wind destroyed an entire section of the viaduct almost immediately next to it.
The sound shook the heavens and the earth,
Smoke and dust rise into the air,
A beautiful and terrifying mushroom cloud forms over this uninhabited suburb.
In the original plot, no one knows the scene of Saitama pounding and exploding infinite kelp.
But now it's different,
Lu Mang made preparations in advance,
From the rooftop of a nearby building, you can enjoy this amazing shot in its entirety.
"This should be just an 'ordinary punch', right?
If it's Saitama's 'serious punch' with all his might,
There should be a bigger crater on the ground.
If that's what I do...... Gee. ”
YY After a while,
Lu Mang rushed down from the 33-story building,
He still wants Saitama to show him the way.
It's too late, and Saitama is leaving after pulling out the kelp.
……
"Hey! Are you an S-class hero Saitama? ”
Lu Mang dragged his suitcase and followed Saitama,
I greeted Saitama with a lot of kelp.
"Why, have you heard of the iron name too?"
Saitama's expression looked a little excited,
and a little reserved,
It's probably similar to the expression of the eighteenth-tier star when he occasionally meets fans.
"C-class, I'm only C-level now."
Hearing Saitama seriously emphasize,
Lu Mang sighed in his heart,
Even if you have a power that transcends the limits of physics,
The essence of Saitama is still that otaku who is no different from the general public.
But it's precisely because you can maintain such a heart even after you have the power.
It proves that his essence is more innocent and precious, right?
"C-grade, how can it be just C-grade?"
Lu Mang pretended to be surprised,
Pointing to the ruins in the smoke and dust,
opened his mouth wide and was stunned for a moment,
Then he patted his head and made a sudden realization,
"Oops, I see."
"What do you understand?"
Saitama blinked his eyes and looked at Lu Mang inexplicably.
"It was said on the Internet that there was a new hero with super amazing physical fitness in a recent assessment.
Obviously, it should be directly rated as S-grade,
But because the written test results are too poor,
It was given a C-grade rating by the Hero Association for abiding by the ridiculous rules.
Originally, I thought it was a joke,
I didn't expect it to be a real thing,
Shouldn't the evaluation of hero levels be based only on physical fitness and combat skills?
Why add a ridiculous written exam?
Could it be that in the face of such a ferocious weirdo......"
Lu Mang pointed to the infinite kelp weirdo who was plucked out of the kelp,
and pointed to the golden ball and the springy beard lying on the ground,
"In the face of all kinds of murderous weirdos,
Does our hero still have to take out the test paper and compete with the weirdos? ”
He was speechless for a moment and sighed:
"Such a hero association,
It's so stupid that people are speechless! ”
"Well...... this"
Saitama scratched his bald head and distinguished for the Hero Association:
"I guess they have some considerations."
"Consider, hehe."
Lu Mang sneered and changed the subject,
"So, the powerful C-rank hero Saitama-kun,
Ordinary Lu Mang is fortunate to meet you, can he be more fortunate to be a neighbor with you? ”
Saitama was curious: "Hey, are you going to be my neighbor?"
I live in a no-man's land infested with weirdos. ”
"Two reasons."
Lu Mang patted his suitcase and took out the explanation he had explained to the golden ball before,
"One came because he couldn't pay the rent, and he was kicked out by the hateful landlord.
I can only go to this place where the rent is said to be very low.
Second, there are weirdos everywhere now, and nowhere is safe.
If you're neighbors with Saitama-kun, it's relatively safer. ”
"Oh, that's right."
Saitama nodded, listened to Lu Mang's unreasonable explanation, raised his right hand and pointed forward,
"So, let's go, if it's too late......"
Seeing the kelp on his right hand,
He humbly said very enthusiastically: "Very fresh kelp, very suitable for making soup, Lu Mang, do you want to take some?" ”
Two big cold sweats dripped from Lu Mang's forehead, and he hurriedly waved his hand to refuse,
"Well, I'm allergic to seafood, so forget it."
The kelp plucked from the weird infinite kelp,
It's weird when you think about it.
Isn't it really a problem to eat in your stomach?
If you have a Saitama BUG-like physique,
Or if the invincible body is not weakened,
You can try it.
It's a pity that I just got Saitama's strongest means of attack - a serious punch,
And the invincible body was also cut into slag,
For things like kelp pulled from weirdos,
It's better to stay away.
"That'll do fine."
Saitama took the lead and said casually as he walked, "By the way, Lu Mang, your name doesn't sound like a local." ”
"Chinese people, my ancestors are Chinese people......"
Although Lu Mang's body in this world is a Japanese Yoshikawa Kujiro,
But his soul will always be Huaxia Lu Mang,
That won't change at any time.
The two talked while walking,
The two shadows, one tall and one short, were stretched longer and longer by the setting sun.
Well, if you add hair,
Lu Mang is much taller than Saitama.
……
At the beginning of the lanterns, Saitama house.
"Teacher, I saw a lot of kelp at the door."
Saitama's apprentice, the S-class 17 hero devil cyborg, the studious Genos walked to the kitchen door.
Saitama stirred the soup pot with chopsticks and replied casually:
"That's a coincidence, well, a chance to get it."
Genos seriously persuaded Saitama not to be delusional,
"Although it is often said that eating kelp to fill the hair,
But there is no medical basis for this statement.
There is no effect on stimulating hair growth.
I looked up a lot of information,
You can't go wrong, teacher. ”
The smile on Saitama's face faded away,
The corners of the mouth began to twitch.
"For example, this website says ......"
Seeing that Genos was still going to sprinkle salt on his wounds,
Saitama diverted the topic with black lines on his face,
"I met a strange guy on the way to buy groceries in the afternoon."
"Weirdos? It's easy to be defeated by the teacher, right? ”
Genos has more confidence in Saitama than anyone else,
Even Saitama herself.
"It's not that weirdo,"
Saitama explained with a smile, "It's a strange person.
His name is Lu Mang, and he was kicked out by the hateful landlord like me.
Said he wanted to find a house to live here......"
After listening for a moment, Genos interrupted Saitama's chatter,
"Wait, teacher, are you saying that guy named Lu Mang took the initiative to recognize you?"
"yes, what, what's wrong?"
Saitama is unknown.
"That's not right."
Genosto pondered with his chin:
"Normally, no one should be able to recognize the teacher.
After all, the teacher's current reputation is far from being known to passers-by......"
Saitama went crazy, "Don't bring such a shocking person, right?!" ”