The blue sky, the turquoise meadows, and the scent of osmanthus in the air.

When the white clouds dispersed, Yu Le sat on the grass, retching with his body bent.

In front of me is a towering tree, I don't know how tall and wide it is.

The branches and leaves are swaying, and there are wisps of red threads hanging down.

The trunk of the tree is like a wall, and at a height of more than two meters, a heart-shaped window is opened, and a large red curtain is hung.

A red parasol in front of the tree, and a green chaise longue under the parasol. Yue Lao, who was wearing a big red robe, leaned on the recliner very gracefully, holding a golden gourd in his hand, and slipped it to his mouth.

The smell of the wine is not very strong, and it smells fragrant and sweet, perhaps because the osmanthus fragrance is too strong.

"Take a bite?" Yue Lao is still very kind, and the more he looks at it, the more he looks like an old lady.

It's certainly not anywhere on Earth. The field of vision is too wide to see. The color is also too rich, and the eyes are full of green, with bright red, and a little golden.

The aesthetic of Yue Lao is also chic.

It's suddenly the savannah in the cartoon, but there is one more big tree, and the big tree is also very cartoonish.

The air is not quite right, refreshing and fresh, and if you don't drink alcohol, you will be drunk, for example, when you come up and down from the plateau, you will be drunk with oxygen.

Of course, Yule retching is not alcoholic.

Whoever is wrapped in cotton balls, the sound of "Biu-" does not know where he is, and he always needs to ...... Reverse jet lag, right?

Brother is not a very calculating person!

Yu Le sat cross-legged on the grass, trying to stabilize his mind, and stretched out his hands together, "Hehe, then take a bite." ”

Why don't you drink it, this is fairy brew!

Even if the old lady drank it mouth-to-mouth, my brother put up with it!

But the old lady refused to bear it.

The wine gourd was handed out, and Xuan took it back.

Yu Le scratched his scalp and forgot to wash his hair in the past few days.

A transparent wine glass appeared out of thin air in the old man's hand. The liquor in the gourd was poured into the glass, amber, viscous, and tall when it looked like. It's just that Yue Lao only poured half a cup......

The wine glass flew up lightly and automatically stopped in front of Yu Le.

"Elder Xie Yue!" Yu Le drank it as soon as he picked it up, and drank it all.

The wine enters the throat, but it has a honey-like taste.

Immediately, a stream of heat went straight into the abdomen, and the hot breath suddenly spread all over the body.

"Ahh

Yu Le Teng jumped up, feeling lightheaded, ah no, his whole body was fluttering, and his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.

The whole body is also like a frost-dyed maple leaf, covered with a layer of white sweat.

"This is my exclusive laurel wine, it's cheap for you, it's not good for you to run errands in vain. "The old man of the moon is happy, this is a great favor!

Yu Le still has to dance for a while.

Until a mazazi appeared out of thin air.

Yu Le reluctantly sat down, gasping for breath, feeling that his blood was still surging.

Mazazi is a little worse than the chaise longue, but the guest is as it is, and the brother is not a very caring person.

Yu Le held the wine glass in both hands and bowed down to return it to Yue Lao.

Yue Lao covered his mouth and nose with a ball of red rope, and said very generously, "The wine glass is also given to you!"

Yu Le straightened up without embarrassment.

said that Grandma Liu drank Miaoyu's tea, and Miaoyu threw the tea set into the bird......

Mr. Yue is much stronger than Miaoyu, Yu Le pursed his lips and put the wine glass in his pocket.

"It's complicated in the sky, it's not something you can figure out. However, there are always some embarrassing things for immortals. The old man spoke quietly.

The seat was also given, the wine was also given, and the wine glass was also given, so of course we had to talk about business.

What kind of embarrassment?

For example, it is easy to drink a sip when you are old, and you will drink more every three or five days. His job is to be in charge of marriage, "Although the house of the enemy, the noble and the lowly are separated, the end of the world is from the eunuchs, and Wu Chu is in a foreign land, this rope is tied, and it will not be broken." ”

This time something went wrong.

Yue Lao was drunk and played with the rope, and accidentally tied the black impermanence and the white impermanence together.

Black and white impermanence has become a pair of good friends......

"You'll have to run for me and untie the red ropes around the necks of these two people's feet. "Yue Lao said it lightly, and it is also a matter of course.

Yu Le was stupid on the spot.

What are you kidding, black and white impermanence is famous, but it is a ghost that specializes in seducing people's souls.

A pair of good friends are having a fierce game, and I ran to straighten them up?

Yes, it saved these two masters from running away, and they directly hooked my brother to the account.

Not to mention how embarrassing this job is, maybe the picture is still dirty......

Wine is good wine, and you can't get it with a broken head.

Give half a glass of wine and let people go to the underworld?

"Yue Lao, your magic power is profound, compassionate, wise and martial, Taoism is natural, thousands of miles of media, thousands of miles of fiber ......" Yu Lele thought of words, Yue Lao was so good to wait for a while.

Yu Le gritted his teeth and finally spoke, "Aren't you going to run by yourself and it......'s over?" Nowadays, family planning is practiced in the world, and each couple only has one child, and it is good to have only one, and it is the same ......for both boys and girls to give birth."

Besides, you are an old man, but I am still a child.

How hard the night is alone.

"Don't worry, the divine decree is in hand, you have the world. No one in heaven or on earth can hurt your life. Yue Lao's face was expressionless, or he endured it hard, and he took another sip of wine.

I can't die, so I won't say it sooner.

Yu Le sat down on the mazazi and had to catch for a while.

"What kind of treasure is this divine order?" Yu Le had long wanted to ask, was it a god's ID card? It seems that there is another use, but he also does not give a guide to how to operate.

"It's a long story!" Yue Lao didn't seem to have chatted with anyone for a long time, and he couldn't bear to be a little unhappy, but he could say a few more words.

"Please also ask the old moon to guide the maze!" Yu Le's attitude was extremely religious, and he took out the divine decree from his pocket and held it in his hand.

Yue Lao only glanced at it, and the corners of his mouth were still twitching down.

Well, this manual is a bit rough.

Well, being in the cartoon savannah, inhaling the intoxicating air, Yu Le is also a little ashamed to say.

But so what, you invited me to come, and I didn't cry and shout to come.

Well, the old man is a Virgo, and there is obsessive-compulsive disorder, cleanliness, and a bit of a gender identity disorder......

Yu Le thought about it, and his mood was really much better.

"Gonggong angrily touched the Zhou Mountain, the four poles were wasted, Kyushu was split, and Nuwa refined stones to make up for the sky. These words are really long enough, and when Yue Lao talked about Nuwa, he also raised his hand and arched.

Yu Le lowered his eyebrows and listened to it, is this a set poem.

It is said that Nuwa Niangniang spent 9981 days refining 36,500 colorful boulders. Only 36,500 pieces were used to mend the sky, and the remaining one was discarded.

"One day bursts, lays a stone egg, grows up in the wind, and turns into a stone monkey......" Yu Le twitched his cheeks, and answered the conversation very poorly.

"What stone monkey?" asked Elder Yue with a strange expression.

"Later, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and was named the Great Sage of Qi Tian, and the Buddha pressed it under the Wuzhi Mountain, and then later protected the Tang monk Xitian to learn scriptures, and was named the ...... of the Buddha who defeated the fight" Yu Le said boldly, and the old man seemed to be very interested.

"Monkey King, hehe, interesting. If you come to the Buddha? Yue Lao said twice in succession, but the two times it didn't mean the same.

The former is just laughter, the latter is just huh?

"Go back and tell me this story, I haven't been in the lower realm for a long time, and there is such an interpretation. Yue Lao laughed, his lips a little flattened.

But he really laughed.

The most important thing is to tell stories to Yue Lao when he goes back, so that he will not return once he enters the underworld.

Mmmm, and Jia Baoyu, it's also Nuwa Stone, can my brother tell you a thousand and one nights......

Well, although I can't help myself, I have to work hard to survive!

Yu Le's courage grew again, "How long have you not been in the lower realm?"

"Back to the lower realm, the emperor of the world seems to be surnamed Zhao. Yue Lao reviewed it, but only gave a parameter, and he was not very sure.

The corners of Yu Le's mouth twitched, and he went to the Song Dynasty with a pole, it was indeed long enough.

"You haven't been in the lower realm for a long time, and this marriage and love in the world are in chaos. Yu Le observed his words and looked at the expression, and patted his ass very carefully.

"I also want to go to the lower realm! that's not Xianfan......" Yue Lao replied casually, but he braked the car urgently, "You go to the underworld quickly, this matter can't be delayed!"

"Old Yue, why don't you help me check the marriage first?" Yu Le hurriedly made a small request, and smiled all over his face.

This is in Baoshan!

"You have the Heavenly Court Divine Position, but the marriage book can't control you. As for mortal women, so be!" Yue Lao casually drew a red rope, and the red rope flew towards Yu Le in a flutter.

Yu Le hurriedly grabbed it and carefully held it in his hand.

"Whichever one you like, you can tie it up!" "Yue Lao pursed his mouth domineeringly.

Bundle whichever you like?

That's not cool...... Oh, how inappropriate that is!

didn't mean to say thank you, but he saw Xiangyun gathering, and he finally heard a chant.

"Life is really lonely like grass......"

Yue Lao took a sip of wine, and with a flick of his green and white jade-like fingers, the grass where Yu Le had sat fell as a whole, and the surrounding grass quickly spread over, and the green earth was really clean......