516 Demons have demon laws
"Dao Chief, usually when I can't beat others, I won't be as arrogant as you." Li Mu looked at the green-robed Taoist priest and said slowly.
"The people in the Xuanmen are iron-clad, how can they bend down and bow their heads to a monster like you." The green-robed Taoist priest said proudly.
"Dao Chief, have backbone." Li Mu was in awe, took out the soap from his hand, turned around and handed it to Li Hailong, "Bohu, send this piece of soap to the Rejuvenation Building, clean the body of the girl inside, I want to see this Taoist leader, go to the bathtub of the Rejuvenation Building girl to grab the soap." ”
Yang Yuanwai and the others' eyes widened.
That's too bad, isn't it?
Is this still the fox demon who kept saying that he wanted to coexist peacefully with humans just now?
Use soap to lure your family into the green building?
What person with face can do such a shady thing as him, and is he not afraid of going to hell?
Xiaoqing pressed his heart that was about to move, and sure enough, Xiaobai still had a way, which was much more relieving than killing them.
"Demon, you dare?" The green-robed Taoist priest's eyes were cracked, and his steel teeth were clenched, "If you do such a thing, I will fight with you endlessly!" ”
The crowd was excited.
Everyone couldn't sit still.
But the meridians were controlled, and they couldn't resist even if they wanted to, Bai Suzhen's skills far surpassed them.
"Fox demon, you can't do this, you will offend the monks of the world!" When a good show was staged on the street, the comet monk who had been enduring it without making a sound finally couldn't help it, his bald head turned red, and the ring scar was clearly highlighted, just that scene, he didn't know how to face his fellow people in the rivers and lakes, and then let him go to the bathtub of the Qinglou woman to grab soap, he would completely become the laughing stock of Buddhism!
"Don't be a reel, don't be a reel!" Hongyuan Dao Chang gritted his teeth.
"Dao Chief, I was originally a youkai." Li Mu glanced at him with a smile, "With compassion, I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell is a Buddhist monk; Those who rule by inaction and are quiet and comfortable are Taoist masters; Lawlessness, non-compliance with etiquette, and non-observance of rules are called monsters. When I try to be a person and want to talk to you on an equal footing, you are high, I am like a mustard, even if you become my captive, you still dare to shout and kill me, and kill and take me; Now, I act in the nature of a monster, but you say that I am not a son; It's ridiculous. ”
The monk was dumbfounded and speechless.
Li Mu shook his head and sighed: "You who are arrogant have ruined my chance to be a good person." Then let's follow the path I have set! ”
Turn your hands into clouds, and turn your hands into rain.
This group of monks is planted!
Yang Yuanwai and the others looked at each other, and suddenly rejoiced that they surrendered as soon as possible, otherwise, with Li Xiaobai's means, they would be worse off than dead!
"Taoist, Zen master. You're right, killing you will be a violation of heaven, and I won't kill you. Li Mu smiled, "But I don't break the law when I give away my soap." If the Taoist leader is full of concentration, he can leave calmly and not snatch the soap that was thrown away. ”
"You ......" The green-robed Taoist priest had cold sweat on his forehead, his teeth creaked, but he didn't dare to say a hard word, the fear of being dominated by soap was still vivid, he had to have concentration, and he wouldn't have stared at soap for more than an hour just now.
"The price of the soap is thirty yuan, if you go to rob it, I will let the person who was robbed report it to the official." Li Mu smiled, "Li Zhutou, you will take someone to the Huichun Building to wait for a while, but if someone robs something, one will catch the other, don't be appeased, we have to pay back a Langlang Qiankun in Qiantang County, and the thugs will never be allowed to get away with it, even the things of the Qinglou woman are robbed, are they still people?" If they dare to do it, let them run, and then turn around and send the arrest documents back to their division......"
The corners of Li Gongfu's eyes twitched, he looked at the many mages with pity, and said with a fist: "It is the duty of this head catcher to arrest bandits. ”
"Demons, demons!" The comet mage's eyes were cracked, and his whole body trembled with anger, "The clear ones are self-purifying, and the turbid ones are self-turbid, the demon magic can be used for a while, and it can still be used for a lifetime?" Even two uncivilized little demons can almost take his life, if the matter spreads here and attracts the masters of the Xuanmen, you are afraid that you will die without a place to bury. ”
Li Mu looked back at Li Hailong.
Although Li Hailong was weak, he still straightened his waist: "Whoever sneaks up on me will be scattered, and he will not be able to live forever; Whoever attacks me will immediately die of rotting in the stomach; Those who attack me will not survive and die; Those who attack me will fall forever into hell; Those who attack me will be infertile, and their children and grandchildren will be full; Whoever attacks me will have diarrhea that will not stop; Whoever attacks me will have his hands and feet cut off and be disabled for the rest of his life; Those who attack me will grow a pair of pig ears; Whoever sneaks up on me will fart more than ......"
After a series of crazy and illogical curses.
Many people in the Xuanmen who were banned looked at Li Hailong, who suddenly went crazy, and they were all stunned.
Comet and Shang laughed angrily: "What do you mean by this? I have Dharma protection, and I am upright, how can I care about such an ignorant curse. ”
Next to them, Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing, and Hu Xiaotong's faces were more and more exciting, and when everyone watched Tang Bohu go crazy with pity, they also looked at the forbidden monks with sympathy.
It's so pathetic!
Li Xiaobai and Tang Bohu are going to put them to death!
……
Li Mu allowed Li Hailong to complete his curse in front of everyone.
The probability of the conch blowing is so low that it can only be used as a deterrent.
Hiding doesn't do anything.
Only by publicizing it widely and letting everyone experience the effect of saying what he says can Li Hailong get real safety, which is why Li Hailong never carries people behind his back when he uses the big blowing conch, isn't it because of his words and words that Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing have converged a lot, and they dare not eavesdrop and spy on them!
Li Mu smiled: "Everyone, my second brother is not crazy, he cultivates the magic power of words and laws, although his skills are still shallow, but after all, there is still a chance to achieve it, I hope you are cautious and don't make mistakes!" ”
"It's ridiculous, the law is a saint's magical power, it must have great mana, great cause and effect, even the saint doesn't dare to use it easily, if it is mastered by a little fox demon, wouldn't it be a big mess in the world!" A Taoist priest scoffed and mocked.
"My master Bodhi is a saint." Li Mu said with a smile.
"I just wanted to say it, I haven't even heard of the name of the Bodhi Patriarch, I'm afraid it's not the Mao God who was pulled out by you to be a saint! I am not afraid of insulting the name of a true saint and incurring the curse of heaven. ”
"Stubborn prejudice!" Li Mu sighed, "Doesn't a small piece of soap also make you helpless?" If it's true, you can't stand it! ”
said.
Li Mu took the soap back from their hands one by one, handed it to Li Hailong, and said, "Second brother, you go to the Rejuvenation Building and give these soaps to the girls in the Rejuvenation Building." ”
Li Hailong took it with a smile.
"Shaft, you dare!" The monks roared, struggling and writhing one by one, as if they had foreseen what terrible things would happen later.
Li Mu ignored them, and then turned to Li Gongfu: "Brother Li, please take someone to the Huichun Building to set up control!" ”
"Yes."
Li Gongfu returned the salute and shouted to summon the officials scattered around.
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Li Mu looked at Bai Suzhen again: "Later, when their deployment is completed, you will lift their ban!" ”
Bai Suzhen nodded with a smile.
After arranging a little, Li Mucai looked at the monks in front of him again, and said with a smile: "Masters, the time has come to test your concentration. ”