School, classroom, after school.

After finishing the self-study, the students began to sort out the mountains of test papers and homework on the desks, laughing and talking about the weekend schedule in the beautiful but almost vomiting bell of the end of class.

Or meet in an Internet café for five consecutive seats,

or prepare to stay at home for two days to rest, catch up on dramas,

There are also energetic guys who are ready to take advantage of the weekend to go to the military training camp or shooting hall to sweat their youth.

The Special Affairs Bureau has spent a lot of money to open many training facilities in various parts of Yin City, which are open to all citizens, and the ticket price is as low as giving it away for free.

Some private enterprises have also followed suit and are preparing to build large-scale comprehensive training halls for commercialization.

Regardless of the impact of killing games on the real world in the future, it is always right for ordinary people to learn a few more skills and exercise their physical fitness.

"So,"

Wang Congshan, who was packing her schoolbag, asked Li Ang without raising her head, "Do you have any arrangements for the weekend?" ”

"Arrangement..."

Leon scratched his head, "Do sociological experiments? ”

"Experimenting again?"

Wang Congshan was not surprised by Li Ang's nonsense, pursed his lips, and complained: "Didn't you do it every day before?

What put on a white coat and walked into the hospital to pretend to be a doctor and mingle with patients;

In the same city QQ to undertake the writing of primary school students' Chinese and English homework, after getting paid, the other party found that all the language homework was done in English;

scolding the wild dogs on the street for half an hour, and successfully scolding the wild dogs and crying;

Sneak into the presidential suite of a luxury hotel, swap toilet rolls for hand sanitizer, and write on the door frame, 'Now you understand why the toilet is called a washroom, right?' ’”

Li Ang couldn't help but be shocked, "Damn, you remember it so well?" You really have a crush on me. ”

"I have a good feeling, a fart!"

Wang Congshan's face turned red, the corners of her mouth wrinkled helplessly, and she sighed: "Alas, staying with you, I can feel that my beautiful girl's charge bar is constantly decreasing." ”

"Do you still have that thing?"

Li Ang exclaimed: "In addition to being a little prettier, do you have any other girly places?" A real beautiful girl only eats rainbow candy for three meals a day and farts rainbow fart. ”

Wang Congshan squinted his eyes and complained: "What kind of superhuman is that?" You'll die if you just eat Skittles! ”

"If you want to see a rainbow fart, you can use thermal imaging technology to monitor the radiation wavelength of the fart with an infrared detector. Even if you don't have a beautiful girl, you can let out colorful rainbow farts. ”

Wang Congshan exclaimed again: "I didn't explain the matter of Skittles at all!" I also inexplicably popularized the completely useless perverted cold knowledge! ”

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not the kind of person who would buy an infrared detector for voyeurism. ”

"Nobody said you were!"

"The newly bought IR detector has arrived, the quality is very good, exactly as described, very satisfied, really liked it, completely exceeded expectations. The delivery speed of the store is very fast, the packaging is careful and tight, the logistics company has a very good service attitude, and I am very satisfied with a purchase. ”

"As I spoke, I have completely exposed the fact that I bought it."

Wang Congshan rolled her eyes, but instinctively finished complaining.

The students next to them are completely surprised by the singing and harmony of these two, and it is regarded as a scene that only happens in youth love anime.

In fact, when she first entered high school, Wang Congshan, who was running for class president, wanted to maintain the character of a cold and beautiful girl, but this effort was soon destroyed by Li Ang.

With many deeds, Li Ang became a figure in the whole grade and even the whole school in the first month of school.

Every time you pass through the school gate after school, you must use various magical postures to enter and exit the gate. For example, sliding, goat jumping, pole vaulting, front flip and back flip;

During class, he mixed into other classrooms, listened to other classes, and walked on the podium to correct the teacher's mistakes in the middle of the class;

In the music class, everyone performed a singing talent, and he sang the aria of Rudolph, the protagonist of the opera "La Bohème", which shocked the music teachers on the spot;

As the person in charge of the blackboard newspaper, he painted "Creation of Adam" with various colors of chalk, although the theme has nothing to do with "Youth Dreams", but because the painting is so good and artistic, it has been retained for three months;

As for other cases, such as when everyone went to the countryside for a picnic, they used tools and knives to go up the mountain to hunt hares on the spot;

On a snowy day, the snow was piled out on the playground to create a very delicate restoration of the eighteen Arhat statues of Shaolin Temple...

The reputation of the weirdos in the experimental middle school is very loud, and even the new high school students at other schools have heard a lot of strange things, whether true or false.

This feeling is not much different from an urban legend.

Well...

Compared with the previous time when there were no taboos, Li Ang, who has become a killing gamer, has actually lowered his profile a lot, in his own words, that is, "I am too old to lift a knife." ”

In short, Wang Congshan, who often appears with him, has also been labeled as "playing with weirdos".

However, the popularity of the class leader has always been good, and he still has many girlfriends and friends.

Not as pathetic as Leon,

The phone's address book is empty, only acquaintances from previous part-time jobs, and tool-man player teammates that I once met.

Li Ang has always had very few friends, and now there is only Wang Congshan.

Thinking of this, the squad leader's heart softened inexplicably, pretending to be careless, and asked, "So, are you free on the weekend?" ”

Li Ang's eyes widened, he stepped forward, and whispered to the squad leader, "What?" Looking for me on a date? ”

"Damn, what are you doing so close?"

Wang Congshan's eyes were panicked, she leaned on the table, bent her waist back slightly, and felt a burst of heat on her face, "It's not a date!" Just hang out with me!

I'll take care of all the activities! ”

"Huh?"

Li Ang's expression instantly drooped, and he complained listlessly: "I thought of a hundred good ideas for a date in the second just now, aren't you going to adopt them?" ”

"Adoption?"

Wang Congshan straightened up, pretending that she didn't blush at all, and sneered: "Don't think I've forgotten your previous 'good ideas'.

He said that he would take me out to play, but the result was to take me to the intermediate court, bring my ID card, and observe the trial of the death penalty case!

Gan! That normal guy would take a girl to that kind of place?! ”

"Don't you think that's educational?!"

Li Ang argued: "Choose a day when the wind and the sun are beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant,

Take your date and go to the Intermediate People's Court to see the trial process of a criminal case with rich content, plot twists and turns, and suspense, learn legal knowledge, and feel fairness and justice!

To be a good youth in the new era! ”

"I don't think at all, thank you."

Wang Congshan rolled her eyes, picked up the packed schoolbag, reached out and patted Li Ang's shoulder, "It's decided, see you at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, if you dare to pigeon, I will... Hum. ”

With that, the class leader turned around sharply and shook Li Ang's ponytail with the smell of shampoo.

Not to mention, it's really fragrant.