530 Ask the Zen master to speak well
"Boss, nothing will go wrong!" Checking the roster, Li Hailong casually threw soap into the middle of the yard, and after a while, more than a dozen pieces had been lost in the middle of the yard.
Looking at the soap scattered all over the place, Li Hailong's face turned pale, and the hand that threw the soap trembled slightly: "Isn't it a little big, my eyelids keep jumping." ”
"Don't be afraid. How bold is man, how fruitful is the earth. Li Mu said, "We don't have so much time to fight wits and courage with the monks in the mortal world, and it is a good thing for everyone to take advantage of the fact that the gods in the sky can't come down, and they will be scared at one time and create a stable rear." ”
Nowadays, there is everything in the yard.
There are women in Qinglou who are laughing and playing, ready to take a bath at any time; There is a mirror image of who they are; There is also a group of black-brown, ugly-looking earth elemental warriors......
For safety, Li Mu's hole cards were played to the fullest, and the Qiu Wangfu was built like an iron bucket.
Xiaoqing's hand holding the sword was slightly white because it was too hard.
She is even more nervous than Li Hailong, she is just a snake demon who has practiced for hundreds of years, although she usually likes to cause trouble, but she is not like Li Xiaobai, who has fought against so many monks at one time!
Especially when Bai Suzhen and Hu Meiniang were still caught by the other party.
If this matter is not handled well, not only will there be no way to go to heaven, but there will also be no way to stay on earth.
With Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing once felt that life was dull, but with Li Xiaobai, every moment of life is full of thrills and excitement, and I can't stand it!
Hu Xiaotong did not stand next to Li Hailong, but chose Li Mu, as the main attacker this time, Tang Bohu's side was too dangerous.
She secretly looked at Li Mu, kept swallowing saliva, and knew from the city god that the gods in the sky couldn't come down, and Li Xiaobai was even more crazy!
She couldn't imagine how she had the courage to bargain with a madman like Li Xiaobai in the first place?
I hope that Tang Bohu will be able to overcome the difficulties in front of him smoothly! Hu Xiaotong prayed silently in her heart, now, she has seen that Li Xiaobai's way of doing things and skills seem to be more powerful than Tang Bohu, but she does not regret her original choice, Li Xiaobai is too crazy, with him, even if he dedicates himself, he has no sense of security!
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“…… The problem is that you are too busy, too busy to care about him, if I really want to talk about snatching, I can do it a long time ago, but I have never been, it is simply you step by step, pushing him into my arms......"
From the beginning of the layout of the Qiu Wang's Mansion, to now, it has almost been an hour, and in the sky, the soap opera of the Buddhist protector has not stopped.
Li Mu didn't dare to let them stop at all.
As soon as he stopped, Wei Tian's protector was covered with golden light, and he wanted to subdue demons and eliminate demons, obviously he hadn't understood it yet......
In other words, Li Mu's mental power is high enough to deal with many things at the same time without interruption, and he will not get tired.
Soap opera classic clips are long and short, three or four minutes long, and one or two minutes short.
For an hour, the three protectors of Buddhism didn't know how many classic plots were performed, but there were no repetitions, which made Li Mu breathtaking, I have to say that there are really a lot of sand sculpture plots on the earth!
At this time, Yaksha is playing a standard green tea this time, every time he says a word, the children playing on the streets of Qiantang County will follow and imitate it, and I don't know if the children of this generation will grow up to sharpen the King Kong that will not be bad, or will the whole generation collapse......
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It's noon.
A bright yellow figure suddenly flashed in the courtyard of the Qiu Wang's Mansion, rushing towards one of the pieces of soap, and smashing several pieces of soap belonging to others along the way.
Well, it's an accident, a moment of silence for those who come after you!
Li Mu greeted for the first time: "Xiaoqing! ”
Xiaoqing started with a catapult and raised his palm to slap the back of Fahai's head.
Bang!
A golden light burst out from Fahai's robe, and it flicked Xiaoqing's hand to the side.
A moment of electric light.
Fahai reached out and grabbed the second piece of soap that belonged to him.
Xiaoqing didn't give up and slapped again, this time with a sound of breaking the air, obviously much more powerful than the first palm.
But as her strength increased, the golden light became more and more intense.
Xiaoqing couldn't help but let out a painful sigh, and the whole person flew out upside down and fell to the ground.
Li Mu was stunned for a moment and stood up: "Xiaoqing, don't worry, the robe on his body is a Buddha treasure, which will automatically protect his body." When he finishes picking it up, I'll talk to him about it, and if he still insists on going against us, it's not too late to find a way to deal with him! You have some skills to deal with the future generations......"
said.
He gave Li Hailong a look.
Li Hailong understood, and in the wooden barrel in front of him, he scooped up a large handful of soap crumbs and held them in his hands.
Moment.
He picked up all ten bars of soap belonging to Fahai, and he regained consciousness.
Look around left and right.
When Fahai saw Li Xiaobai opposite, he was stunned for a moment, and soon, his attention was attracted by the three protectors of Buddhism who staged a soap opera in the sky.
After looking at it for just a few seconds, Fahai immediately retracted his gaze and glared at Li Xiaobai: "Fox demon, you actually insult my Buddhist protector like this?" I ......"
Li Mu also grabbed a handful of soap slag from the barrel, faced Fahai, and showed the most sincere smile: "Zen Master Fahai, please speak well." ”
Fahai's voice stopped abruptly, he looked at the soap scum in Li Xiaobai's palm in horror, the unbearable past instantly broke back into his mind, and his pupils shrank suddenly: "Fox demon, you dare?" ”
Li Xiaobai was about to sprinkle and said with a smile: "Master, believe it or not, as soon as I loosen my hand, will you pick up soap and pick it up until you are old?" ”
Fine beads of sweat seeped out from Fahai's bald head, shining densely in the sun, he looked at the two fox demons opposite, and the wooden barrel in front of them, his heart was bitter for a while, thinking that if they threw out soap foam, he rolled his robe, and could wipe out the soap scum in the shortest possible time.
But when he raised his eyes and saw the soap blocks all over the yard, he pressed his heart again, and he didn't dare to bet, unless he could kill the fox demon on the opposite side with lightning speed, otherwise, the initiative would always be in the hands of the other party.
The demon's spells are too bullying!
Xiaoqing walked past Fahai, threw him a sympathetic look, held the green steel sword, and stood back by Li Hailong's side, although she couldn't break Fahai's robe, she still had the responsibility to protect Tang Bohu.
Once Tang Bohu has an accident, it will be over.
Li Mu was calm: "Master, can we have a good talk?" ”
"People and demons are incompatible, what is there to talk about." Fahai pretended to be tough, "Fox demon, if you use your demon body to cause trouble in the heavens and the world, aren't you afraid of heaven's curse?" ”
Li Mu glanced at Fahai and said with a smile: "Zen Master Fahai, do you see the hot oil pot over there?" Soap can be thrown in; See the bucket in that corner? Soap scum can be sprinkled in; Do you see the woman behind the curtain? To tell you the truth, behind the curtain is a prepared bath bucket, and the women can start bathing at any time, with our soap! If a Zen master can't speak well, he can pick up soap from one of these three places! ”
The servants looked at Fahai with great interest, and glanced at the curtain from time to time, although the methods provided by Li Mu were very ornamental, but two of them were dirty and one miserable, they actually wanted to see that Fahai Zen Master forced his way into the bath bucket to pick up soap, maybe they could also take this opportunity to feast their eyes.
After all, their salaries are not high, and those Oiran ladies on weekdays have only heard of it, but they haven't seen it, so let's play with it!
In a flash.
Fahai's face turned red, and he pointed at Li Mu: "Shaft, it's too much to deceive people!" ”