Chapter 3 I just want to ask, is your mother still there?
A 'Dad' scared Huang Shaohong sat up from the ground, and his originally dizzy brain quickly woke up.
When I saw everything in front of me, I realized that I was no longer in the original bedroom, but in front of me was a green grassland, and there was a big man standing in front of me who blocked the light.
When he squinted his eyes and saw the appearance of the big man, Huang Shaohong almost got up and ran, but fortunately the big man spoke.
"Dad, are you alright?"
Looking at the two-meter-tall creature in front of him, looking at himself with a concerned face, Huang Shaohong bit his tongue fiercely, grinning in pain, and finally determined that he was not dreaming.
"Holy, here again!" Shaohong still doesn't understand what's going on at the moment, it's exactly the same as the last time he entered the world of 'XX's Iron Fist', it must be another special time!
When he first came out of the 'XX Tekken' world, he thought he was dreaming, but later he found out that all the fighting skills he learned in that 'dream' were real.
Even the martial arts instructor at the gym he went to said that his skills were very professional.
So he had long doubted whether that 'androgynous' otherworldly trip was a dream or not.
Now it seems to be true, but is there such a pitfall!!
Last time, he crossed over and made two souls in one, and it was even more infuriating or hermaphroditic, and that's it, after all, he finally returned to the original world, but this time it was even more excessive, and he actually crossed over to become Shrek's father, isn't this non-human?
Looking at the two-meter-tall green man in front of him with a bitter face, isn't it like the monster Shrek in Hollywood animation!
As for why Huang Shaohong can confirm that his identity is the father of the Shrek in front of him, isn't this nonsense, it's not his father, can he call Huang Shaohong his father?
"Dad, it's so good you're awake!" Shrek turned out to be speaking in Chinese, Nima, is this a translated version of the 'Shrek' world?
Huang Shaohong sorted out his thoughts, he had already crossed over once, he quickly calmed down, no matter what, he had to figure out his own situation first.
He was just about to call the thing in front of him his son, and then slowly asked, but a cold snort came from behind him: "Dad, can you still stand up!" ”
Huang Shaohong was taken aback by this voice, why did he have so many sons, he hurriedly turned his head to look, and saw that ten steps away behind him, there was also a sturdy Shrek.
He was a little confused, and subconsciously asked, "Which of you is Shrek?" ”
As soon as he asked this, the two green monsters were also stunned by him, and the green monster in front of him hurriedly helped him up, and Huang Shaohong found that he was taller than the other party, and he had definitely reached a height of two meters and one.
I only heard the monster who helped him up worriedly: "Dad, I'm Claes, your best friend, don't you know me?" ”
At this moment, there was a rustling of footsteps in the distance, and a female monster in a short skirt of animal skin quickly appeared in sight, and when she saw Huang Shaohong, she hurriedly ran over and asked with concern: "Dad, are you okay?" ”
Huang Shaohong now wants to die, how can his monster body be so alive?
Seeing his expression, the female monster asked in a more urgent tone, "Dad, are you hurt?" Show me! As he spoke, he was going to replace Claes and support Huang Shaohong.
Huang Shaohong hurriedly shook his head, and said in a sad tone: "I'm fine, I just want to ask, is your mother still there?" ”
He has now figured it out, don't care if he has crossed into a monster or not, as long as these three guys who call themselves dad say that their mother is still alive and well, then he will turn around and run, and run as far as he can.
Huang Shaohong really doesn't have the courage, facing a spouse like this, maybe it's still a group of spouses.
"You're a waste, a waste that I can't even take with a punch, you listen to me, if you dare to approach Stresy again, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
The thing behind him suddenly spoke again, this time in a more bad tone, like an enemy.
Only then did Huang Shaohong react that the predecessor of his body had actually let this thing beat, he turned his head to the green monster and asked, "Is this what you did to your father?" ”
Later, the female monster hurriedly stepped in front of Huang Shaohong: "Haodi, what are you going to do?" ”
The green monster called 'Haodi' looked at the female monster and said affectionately: "Strecy, in our tribe, only my warrior Haodi can match a beauty like you, this father is a coward, he is not worthy of you at all!" ”
Huang Shaohong listened to the conversation between the two, and was a little confused, he felt that the relationship was a little messy, and he couldn't sort it out for a while.
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and asked Clais, who was supporting him before, "Claes, what is my name?" ”
Clais, who he recognized as Shrek, replied a little dazedly: "Your name is Dad, God, you won't forget everything, don't you get sick at this time, tomorrow is the day when the hunter mentor accepts apprentices, you must know that your wish is to become the best hunter in the tribe!" ”
Listening to the other party's words, Huang Shaohong's mind 'buzzed', and he finally knew that the other party was not calling 'Dad' but 'Baba'! The reason why he is sure is because this 'Baba' is still the name he himself has chosen.
The three in front of him are not Shrek, but orcs!
Huang Shaohong finally knew which world he was in, this is when he was electrocuted, the private server game that imitated 'Warcraft'...... 'Alliance Tribe's Awesome Tribe is also okay'!
Huang Shaohong turned out to be the game character he established in the game, the little hunter!
When he took the name 'Baba', he actually wanted to take advantage of others, thinking about the scene where all his teammates called themselves Baba, how beautiful it was.
But before he could practice the number, what happened after that, and the game was left there all the time, but I didn't expect it to be immersive at the moment, and it replaced the character he created, and I don't know if I should cry or cry, it's really sad enough!
There were thousands of thoughts in his mind, but the reality was that in a short moment, the female orc in front of Huang Shaohong, Strathy, said to the provocative orc: "Haodi, you die, what I like is Baba, I can't like you!" ”
Huang Shaohong was shocked by this, looking at the female orc who maintained himself, he really wanted to say, "Sister, you are dead, I can't like you!" ”
Haodi listened to Strixie's words, as if he was stimulated, and pointed at Huang Shaohong and shouted:
"Seed, are you going to let the orcs protect you? There's a kind of going out to fight, and if you lose, you won't be allowed to approach Stresie! ”
Both Stresy and Claes scolded, "Shameless! ”
The latter even rebuked angrily: "Haodi, you are all a fifth-level warrior, and Baba has not officially become a hunter, aren't you bullying people?" ”
Haodi was really shameless, and laughed when he heard this: "Baba, just say you dare or not!" ”
"Dare...... What don't you dare! Huang Shaohong felt that this product was a bit on his nose and face, one bite at a time, and the Buddha called it was on fire!
He pushed away Strixy in front of him, stepped forward and pointed at Haodi and smiled: "My son, call Daddy again, and I'll fight you!" ”
Howdy was overjoyed when he heard this, and shouted: "Baba! ”
"Hey! Is there something wrong? Huang Shaohong smiled and nodded in agreement.