Chapter 239: The swaggering three wives and four concubines
"Don't say it, now we are just the soul left, and there is no gain or loss, so who is right and who is wrong!" Wang Mei saw the second baby who was finally sober, and couldn't help touching the second baby's face, and said bitterly, while crying with the second baby.
The two tears condensed together, blended with each other, and finally dissolved into a tear, transformed into solid particles, and fell into the hands of soybeans.
Woman: "Wow! These tears are so beautiful, they must be mixed with complicated feelings! ”
Man: "It must be, if it weren't for Dosa's obstruction, this should be an enviable pair of lovers!" ”
Looking at a crystal tear in his hand, Huang Dou couldn't help but feel sorry for this pair of young people who should have been together for a long time.
At this moment, it was already dark, and Black and White Impermanence and Bull Heads and Horses arrived at the scene on time.
"Hehe, today's bumper harvest, there is an extra soul and a half, you can take it back and hand over a fat difference!" Niu Tou Ma said as he put his iron chain on the souls of Wang Mei and the second child, ready to pull it back to hand it over.
"Oh, how can this guy be so virtuous, only half of his body, what a sin! Forget it, it doesn't matter, anyway, after walking across the Meng Po Bridge and drinking the Meng Po soup, I don't know who I am, and the sins I suffered in my previous life will be written off! Niu Tou Ma Mian pulled out half of the Dosa that was in the body of the second baby, put an iron chain around his neck, and said with a smile.
"You can't do this to me, damn it! You goddamn bastards, don't you have eyes? I'm an immortal who is about to enter the immortal class, how can you do this to me! Half of Dosa said as he pulled the chain with his body, trying to break free.
"What? Immortals, no, am I clumsy? After being a ghost for thousands of years, I really haven't seen a fairy murmur! Now I have the pleasure of taking a good look at what the gods look like! As he spoke, he stared at his big bulging eyes, lowered his head and slapped the half of the little dwarf in the face, and his mouth still spat out bad breath from time to time.
"Oops! Do you never remember to brush your teeth, and your mouth stinks! The half-dwarf Dosa said, smacking half of his nose with his hand.
"Humph! I'm sorry, when I burn things in the world, I just remember to burn furniture and coins, and offer some food, and no one has ever been so careful, remember to burn some toothbrush and toothpaste for me! Seeing that the guy on the other side who said he was a fairy turned out to be a dwarf, he couldn't help but snort and said to the other party.
"Okay, you let me go, I'll burn you some toothpaste, toothbrush, alabaster tap water or something! That's it! Dosa said with a smile on his face.
"Hey! This fairy is different, he really can talk! Niu Tou Ma said as he spoke, smiling at the soybeans and black and white impermanence next to him, feeling that he finally had a soul that understood his own mind.
"Then you feel like you should let me go quickly! I'll definitely burn you more when I go back! Dosa said as he stretched the chain around his neck in front of the bull-headed horse, trying to make the bull-headed horse face feel tight and untie himself.
Seeing this, the bull-headed horse face couldn't help but pout, and after knowing Dosa's intentions, he immediately changed his face and whistled: "Ao, let me let you go?" ”
"Yes, yes, the ghost brother is really sensible!"
"It's impossible, you swaggering, spitting stars, even if you are an immortal, I have to see your immortal products first, whether your facial features are correct, but you are only a reserve army now, let alone worthy of immortal products! So hurry up, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and follow me! As he spoke, he tied two chains heavily to half of his body, making it difficult for him to fly.
Man: "Haha, this is funny, I was going to stammer, let the family let me go, but I never thought that not only did I not take advantage, but I also caused a commotion!" ”
After speaking, the bull head and horse face were on the same side as black and white impermanence, escorting the ghosts forward.
"What, this is leaving?" Huang Dou behind him saw that the two ghosts didn't report to him, and he was ready to go back to the errand, and couldn't help but lean on a big tree and said to the two ghosts leisurely.
"My lord, we said okay, we're going to take these souls away tonight!" Niu Tou Ma Mian was afraid that the soybeans would change his hexagram, so he hurriedly said to him.
Seeing Niu Tou Ma Mian say this, Huang Dou couldn't help grinning and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to rob you of your errand, I just want to tell you that there is still half of Dosa's soul floating outside, do you want it?" ”
As soon as Huang Dou said this, the eyes of the bull head and horse face and black and white impermanence suddenly lit up, and said: "Really, of course we have to come, this is to overfulfill the task, and the king of Yama wants to give us a bonus!" ”
Hearing Black and White Impermanence say this, Huang Dou couldn't help but smile, put a finger to his mouth, and whistled. A burst of barking dogs rushed towards this direction.
Man: "Damn! It shouldn't be two dogs! Why are there suddenly three or four more, and except for the big wolf dog, they are all female dogs, is this the legendary three wives and four concubines? ”
Female: "The big wolf dog is really good at soaking horses, and after a while, he has so many girlfriends!" ”
I saw three or five dogs, after coming back with half of the second baby's body in their mouths, they stuck out their tongues at the soybeans and barked wildly.
"Oops! Big wolf dog, yes, with half a body in his mouth, he ran out and blew a cowhide, and summoned all the beautiful little around your village. ”
Huang Dou said while fiddling with half of the second baby's body to see if it was still Zhouzheng.
"Wang... Brother, thanks to you this time, if you hadn't let me show my majesty this time, how could I have caught so many at once! ”
"You're welcome, then I wish your descendants prosperity!" Huang Dou said as he thanked the other party.
Seeing that his task had been completed, the big wolf dog took his group of little lovers, hissed at each other, and ran away.
"Oops, that's half a body!" The bull-headed horse beside him said as he hurriedly put the soul of Dosa, who was exhausted by the big wolf dogs, into the chain, and happily prepared to leave.
Seeing that the three souls were taken away by the ghosts, Huang Dou couldn't help but purse his lips, feeling happy in his heart, feeling that he had finally completed another big thing, and couldn't help but feel a little proud.
"Brother Yimao, Brother Yimao, where are you?" Suddenly, not far away, Huang Dou saw the bright light of the flashlight, accompanied by Xiaowen's shouting.
Seeing that it was Xiaowen who came with Liu Ser and a group of others, Huang Dou hurriedly shouted that he was here, waving at his own people.
"Ouch, this way of dying is too eye-catching!" Liu Ser saw two people lying on the ground, one of them was throat opened, and the other was not only ripe, but also split in half, and he was nauseous for a while, so he quickly asked other policemen to bag it and take it away.
Xiaowen behind him saw that the soybeans were safe again, and couldn't help but be a little excited, and rushed up to hug the soybeans with a happy face, so that the soybeans, who were so close to Xiaowen for the first time, suddenly became embarrassed and shy.