Chapter 36: Aladdin's Magic Lamp
The cultural level of Sun Da is not high, and it is in ancient times, and modern people think that it should be "easy to understand" things, in fact, they can't understand it, and more importantly, they don't have some aspects of consciousness or thinking.
Take a chestnut.
The professional life of the ancient peasants, busy farming, waiting for the harvest, handing over a part of the grain after the harvest, and the things that fell into their pockets were not much, so what could they do?
If you don't starve, you will have it, and the next year will continue.
If you work for a year or two, and the money in your pocket is still not much, some people will think, whether to change jobs, even if you don't change jobs, or do you want to work part-time, the purpose is to earn more.
In comparison, modern people will think of more ways to solve their "dilemma" and make themselves better, so as to get a positive cycle.
Take Sun Da as an example, the biggest achievement he can think of in his life is that he has dozens of brothers under his hands, and he can become the real boss of that section of the mountain.
So, she's going to have to draw them a big pie β a pie that is associated with them! They can understand the pie! The bread they want to eat!
Of course, this piece is really not easy to do, but it does have a huge market demand, and it is worth doing.
Li Yan's question is not a basin of cold water, but a question that Sun Da and others will also think about after reacting.
How, exactly?
"Let me ask you a question, who do you think is the most difficult person in the world?"
"Butcher Wang?"
"The shopkeeper of the roast chicken shop?"
"The county order of Nanxun County?"
"The governor of Huai'an Mansion?"
"Or are you a civil and military official above the court?"
"Or, the emperor facing a bunch of bad old men?"
Yue Feng's voice was like a long sword, and with a whoosh, he stabbed at her: "Bold! How dare youβ"
Yue Feng's words were interrupted by the path.
Xiao Luzi raised his hand and said, "Of course it's Your Majesty!" β
"Oh?" She narrowed her eyes.
Their eyes swirled across their faces.
Xiao Luzi still raised his hand and lowered his voice: "I heard that the emperor got up on the fifth watch, slept in the middle of the night, was busy all day long, and had no day off all year round. β
"Emperor Lao'er, eat and drink spicy all day long, busy, busy, busy, shouldn't he be busy?"
As soon as Sun Er's words came out, a lightning-like eye knife immediately flew towards him.
Sun Er didn't receive it, but she was stabbed by mistake.
She covered her chest and sat down, and asked rhetorically: "Second brother, if you don't worry about eating and drinking every day, would you rather get up before dawn and sleep when it's dark?" All day, exhausted, head ......"
Quickly changed the phrase "there are not many hairs".
ββ¦β¦ Emaciated? β
"Only fools willing!"
"Can a fool be an emperor? It's better to change you, you go to Chang'an to be the emperor, what do you think? β
"I ......" Sun Er touched his head: "Where do I have it, that ...... That ability, the emperor, the emperor is not stupid. β
"Emperor, he is indeed the most difficult one."
Yue Feng interrupted her impatiently: "Why did you mention Your Majesty?" What does he have to do with you? β
Yue Feng had three words written on his face.
You don't deserve it!
You don't deserve to mention that!
"Young man, you are too impatient, I didn't beg you to listen, listen to it for a while, pay me tuition."
Returning her gaze to Sun Da and the others, she looked around, and she said slowly.
"Between all things, there is a connection, selling steamed buns, selling roast chicken, and others, the things sold are different, the essence is the same, if the most difficult thing is to be the emperor, when we know the secret of being an emperor, and then look at others, will you feel that it will be easy to solve?"
Yue Feng turned on the taunt mode again, this time mainly in the expression.
And Li Yan next to him, with an expressionless face, was a little surprised, like a girl who was guessed about the matter.
Li Yan also walked under the crooked-necked tree, leaned against the trunk, and stared at her with a pair of eyes: "What is the secret of being an emperor?" β
Sun Er interjected again: "What do you mean?" β
The rest of the people also seemed to understand but did not understand.
"Do you know how to be a mountain bandit, change the mountain, and you forget? Do you know how to make steamed buns, so you can't make steamed buns? β
Breathe a sigh of relief.
The students present all understood.
"Going around in such a big circle, what is the secret, what is the secret?"
"Nine words, build a high wall, accumulate grain, and slowly become the king."
She grabbed ahead of Yue Feng and continued: "I'll tell you another story about Lao Zhu, saying that when the world was in chaos, Lao Zhu had a strategist......
"What, what is a strategist?"
"The friend who gives you advice is the one who gives you ideas, Sun Lao Er, don't interrupt me again!"
Lao Zhu's story is just the beginning of his story.
"Build high walls, strengthen walls, build defenses, the enemy can't enter, preserve your own strength......"
"Accumulate grain, reserve enough grain and grass, have enough to eat yourself, and at the same time, ...... in case of emergency"
"Slow to be the king, don't come out first to be the king, avoid the spearhead of the heroes, accumulate strength, strike later, and then fight for the ...... of the world"
Lao Zhu's story is over.
A few people were not confused, but a little excited.
"And I asked?"
"Judging from Lao Zhu's story, what should be done to develop our dart game?"
"Second Sun, you say!"
Sun Lao Er got up in shock, and his face was flushed: "Fattening...... I, I mean, strong, big power. β
"How do you grow your strength, Boss Sun?"
"Hmm...... There have to be people, and there has to be money. β
Xiao Luzi raised his hand: "Strategist, indispensable!" β
"What else? Grass? β
"Ah...... And, and me? β
"And what else do you have? Think, five, four, three......"
Fangcao stood up awkwardly, with a blushing face: "We have to have land and a yard, otherwise how can the people who need us find us?" β
"That's right, what else?"
Everyone looked at Fangcao, her face turned even redder, her mouth opened and closed but she didn't speak, and when she spoke after a while, her voice was louder.
"Someone has to be a strong man who really understands kung fu, a ...... like Sun Er"
Yerba covered her mouth and laughed, and the others laughed too.
"A real strong man, a real capable! As for the money, it's not the money of one bun, but the money of many buns, and others let us send the buns to Chang'an, what if the buns are robbed on the way? Eh...... The bun was robbed, do we have to pay for it? β
In this way, a few uneven students just talked a lot.
Teacher Liu is very pleased - the teaching results are still good.
Come onβββ!
The first class meeting is over.
Yue Feng still didn't forget to pour cold water: "I hope that in your lifetime, you can see the establishment of the dart game." β
He actually laughed a little, and then left the courtyard.
And Li Yan ......
"Hello? Does it still count? β
Li Yan, who had been standing under the tree with his crooked neck in a daze, finally came back to his senses, and there were some more complicated emotions on his face.
Looking at her eyes, there seemed to be something different.
"Tuition." She stretched out her hand at him: "Tuition for three." β
Li Yan was stunned and took off the purse on his waist: "You take this to Chang'an to find me." β
"I'm not going to Chang'an."
"Your dart game doesn't pass Chang'an?"
She took the purse in his hand and flipped it: "Okay, how much gold, silver and jewelry can this be exchanged for?" β
"Grant you a wish."
"So loud breath? Are you Aladdin's magic lamp? β