Chen Yangyang lived in this house was bought two years ago by paying a down payment mortgage, living alone for many days, she has always been a master without security precautions, the door lock is still the original of the developer, the key of this material mold is almost hundreds of the whole community, and now, Chen Yangyang is determined that this key is his own by virtue of those few uneven tooth lines.

The key was inserted/screwed in and it was opened.

Chen Yangyang didn't enter the door immediately, and his eyes fell on the cactus ball at his feet.

It's weird.

Whose name is this little thing? When was it here?How could the key be on it? She didn't know what was wrong with her eyes, so she almost sat on a cactus. Did someone else send me? or ......

Chen Yangyang's gaze fell on the door next door again.

Ding, the elevator door opened at this time, and a person came out, the owner of a professional lockpicking company, Zhao Yiming, a man whose appearance and characteristics are very in line with Chen Yangyang's aesthetics.

"Lao Chen, when you went out, your head was caught by the door panel, why didn't you bring it...... Huh?"

Zhao Yiming stared at the half-hidden door, followed by the key in the keyhole, walked over and pulled it out, held it up and asked her, "Don't you have a key, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you play with me." Do you know where my family lives, Lao Chen, Daxihuan, it takes half an hour to drive around the city for half a week without being blocked......"

"Lao Zhao. ”

"What!"

"Do you believe that cacti can walk on their own?"

Zhao Yiming was stunned, slapped Chen Yangyang on the back of the head, and pushed her into the door, "My head was really pinched! I'm dying of thirst, get me a bottle of ice water to drink!"

Bang, the door closes.

A second, two seconds, the door was opened again, and a pair of women's arms stretched out from under the door frame, holding the cactus ball on the ground and bringing it home.

The host didn't entertain, Zhao Yiming took out a bottle of ice water from the refrigerator and drank most of it in one go, "Cool! you rest, I'm leaving!"

On the balcony, Chen Yangyang carefully fiddled with the cactus ball's clay pot: "It's okay to sit for a while, I'm not sleepy now." ”

"It's not appropriate for three lonely men and widows in the middle of the night, right?"

"Did you ever treat me like a woman?"

"The first time I saw you, you were the goddess of my dreams!"

"And then?"

"Lao Chen, if you have self-knowledge, you shouldn't ask me this question! Hahaha, let's go!"

"Walk slowly, don't send. ”

Then boyfriend and girlfriend go around and there is no "man and woman", they become friends, a great and pure friendship.

"You...... Which one are you?"

Chen Yangyang carefully noticed that Zhao Yiming was obviously shocked for a long time after pushing the door open.

"Who?" she asked, raising her voice.

"I don't know!" replied Zhao Yiming.

Chen Yangyang patted the dust on his hands, walked through the small living room, and turned into the entrance, but there was no one outside the door.

"Lao Zhao, deliberately retaliate, right?"

Click, there was a soft sound of the door closing next door.

Zhao Yiming shrugged, "The person has already left." ”

Then he turned his head meaningfully and looked at Chen Yangyang.

"What's wrong?"

"Not really. It is...... That guy is a little weird, you pay attention. ”

"What's the weird way?"

"Hmm...... Pretty. It's not ordinarily good-looking. ”

Chen Yangyang chuckled, "Lao Zhao, I think you can have a good contact with Uncle Gu downstairs." ”

Zhao Yiming thought for a while, "I don't understand." ”

"You have a common language. ”

Push people out and close the door.

The next morning, Chen Yangyang was busy with waves of large-scale interviews, rushed two manuscripts at lunch, and then followed the interview and writing in the afternoon until the evening rush hour of the road conditions, and then trotted home with a bunch of material notes.

"Yang Yang is back?"

"Goodbye, Uncle Gu!"

"Hey, Yangyang!"

Chen Yangyang suddenly braked sharply and stopped: "Is there something wrong Uncle Gu?"

"You asked Xiao Zhao to come to me, right?"

"Xiao Zhao, who? Oh Zhao Yiming!" Chen Yangyang suddenly said, "You don't have to be polite to him, if you don't agree with him, shoot him!"

She raised her hand and made a gesture of "patting the back of the head", and with a bang, pieces of paper and books spilled all over the ground.

"Why are you so careless!Come on, come on, I'll pick it up for you!" Uncle Gu hurriedly walked over.

Chen Yangyang squatted down to pick it up, and waved his hand at Uncle Gu: "No, no, no......"

Click, the black shadow flashed, and the 44-yard footprints were impressively left on a piece of A4 paper with scribbled handwriting, and Chen Yangyang's face changed color immediately: "Stop!"

"Young man, you've stepped on someone's stuff. Uncle Gu reminded very politely.

"Oh. The owner of the size 44 Nike sneaker stopped nonchalantly, walked back and picked up the dirty A4 paper, dusted it, and then took the corner of the paper and said, "Is that okay?"

Chen Yangyang raised her head, her four eyes collided at first glance, and she was slightly startled: "The one next door?" turned out to be you!"

"Well, it's me. The "Nike man" shook the paper between his fingers twice as if he deliberately provoked her, "Give it back to you, do you want it?"

Chen Yangyang looked at him with no sincerity on his face: "Apologize!"

"Oh, no. "Turn around and leave.

Chen Yangyang swept out with a horizontal kick, like the autumn wind sweeping the leaves, and the next moment, the "Nike man" who strode out fell to the ground.

Bang!

"Oh boy, are you okay?!" Uncle Gu was obviously frightened, and even his voice suddenly became much sharper, and he instinctively ran over to help the person on the ground.

"Something, something, something, pain, pain, ......pain, I can't move my arm! I'll go, is it broken?" The "Nike man" lay on the ground, bared his teeth and trembled, hugging his right arm and crying out in pain.

Uncle Gu didn't dare to touch him, "That'...... So I'll call 120?"

"Fight! Must fight! 110 will also fight! In broad daylight, she dares to fight in a legal society...... No, kick someone, you must make her compensate, fine, detain...... No, go to jail!"

"Uncle Gu, don't pay attention to him!"

Chen Yangyang grabbed two handfuls of books and papers scattered all over the ground, stood up, and looked at the people on the ground condescendingly, "If my calculation is correct, if I kick out this kick under normal standing, your right body will land on the ground first, and it is indeed possible to hurt your right arm." But the fact is that you took the right foot, so the landing point is your right knee, and your right arm is cushioned, so it is impossible to get hurt. So stop acting, get up!"

The "Nike man" blinked his eyes, kept the painful expression on his face unchanged, curled up, and slowly moved his arms down to hug his right leg: "Pain, pain......, pain, pain! I can't move my knees, are they broken?......"

Uncle Gu: "......"

This man obviously touched porcelain!

Chen Yangyang cut off, "Uncle Gu, goodbye!" and walked towards the elevator, pressing the button and waiting.

Uncle Gu caught up and said, "I didn't finish what I said just now, Yang Yang, Xiao Zhao is very good, you can think about it." ”

"I've thought about it, alas, but people don't look down on me at all. ”

"Nonsense. You are beautiful, decent in your work, kind-hearted, cheerful, sensible, filial, thrifty, and righteous......"

"But I have a bad temper. ”

"Someone who truly loves you will tolerate you. ”

"I don't know how to cook. ”

"No, you can't learn. ”

"I don't want to learn, I don't have time. Won't clean up the room yet, wash clothes and mop the floor. ”

"Please work part-time. ”

"No money, poor. I don't want to have a child yet, I resolutely don't give birth, I don't have the energy to take care of it, I can't afford to raise it, and the most important thing is that I am afraid of pain. ”

"This ...... Oh, IVF ......"

"Uncle Gu. ”

"Huh?"

"Thanks!"

The elevator door opened, Chen Yangyang walked in, and suddenly a wind blew in from behind her, it was a "Nike man", with a lonely and disdainful attitude: "On the same floor, drop by." ”

Chen Yangyang: "......"

Uncle Gu's persuasive voice squeezed in through the crack in the door that was gradually closing: "The neighbors are all giving way to each other, and besides, they still live next door,......"

Next door, huh!

The closing sound of the "Nike man" is louder than Chen Yangyang!