Chapter 021: Becoming a Teacher
"County Lord, come and read the "General History of the Nations" and learn about the history of the countries!"
"County Lord, come and take a look at the "Poetry Collection", it will definitely make you go further in the literary world!"
"County Lord, those who are not good-looking, come and see the "Persona of the World" collected by our department, bizarre and anecdotes, which will definitely broaden your horizons and let your inspiration fly!"
"County Lord! As the only county lord of Qi State, you naturally have to take on the responsibility of revitalizing the country, so come and take a look at "Governing the World"? Or "Summary of the Art of War"? ”
Yu Yin was annoyed by the stubbornness of the old people, and leaned against the bookshelf and asked, "Don't you think you have found the wrong person?" I'm still a kid and shouldn't have to endure so much! Isn't it my brother's business to govern the country! ”
The gray-haired old bachelor, who was holding seven copies of the three-foot-thick "Strategy for Governing the World", took a few breaths and said in a high-sounding voice: "Having said that, you and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince are the only remaining bloodlines of the royal family, and they must shoulder the heavy responsibility of the country!"
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has already started to deal with national affairs, and you can't slack off, the county lord, you should study hard to help the prince in the future. The so-called brother and sister work together, and its profits are gold, so the county lord, you ......"
"Brother and sister work together, its profits are broken, why haven't I heard of it?" Yu Yin narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the person in front of him.
The old bachelor coughed twice, quickly hid his embarrassment, and said earnestly and comfortingly: "Look, the county lord, you are lonely and unheard, right?" They all said that you should follow us and learn well!
Although we are a group of old men who are old and can only do some things to compile books, we know that things are not old, and they are worth learning from! ”
Yu Yin twitched the corners of her mouth, why did she not believe it so much!
Since stepping into this courtyard, this group of old men has been like seeing prey, their cloudy eyes exuding a terrifying light, and they have desperately stepped forward one by one to offer their courtesy.
Not to mention seeing them compiling, I haven't even seen a pen, and my eyes are all on her.
A bunch of weird old men, terrible!
This is an ancient mental hospital1
Seeing that Yu Yin's expression was getting more and more weird, and the eyes of the people around him were becoming more and more vigilant, finally a thin old man stood up and reluctantly told the truth.
"We ...... Cough...... It's just that a group of old men are too boring to compile books all day long, don't you see the county lord coming, and I want to ......
I feel that those people in the Royal Academy can teach students, and we old-timers must be much better than them when we teach a disciple together......"
"So the lord of this county is your toy, the test subject?" Yu Yin was so angry that he wanted to rush out of the door.
The old bachelor finally handed the "Strategy for Governing the World" in his hand to the assistant, rubbed each other's sore arms, and walked slowly towards Yu Yin.
"County Lord, we've all let our words out, you can't make us lose face!" Earnest, expectant, poignant, and a little pitiful.
"Yes, county lord, you know that the literati care most about face, we are all old, you can't make our situation more desolate, right?"
"That's right, many of the gentlemen in the Royal Academy were once our students, you can't watch us lose face!"
"Lord, the Holy Decree, whether you admit it or not, you are a member of the Hanlin Academy. You are both prosperous and lossy with us, O county lord! ”
Pretending to be in front of outsiders, the arrogant seniors in the literary world did not hesitate to throw down their faces and make her agree by selling miserably, this is simply ......
Do you really see that she eats soft or hard?
Yu Yin felt angry and funny.
Let's just think she's taking care of empty nesters!
"I promise you you can be yes." Yu Yin crossed his hands on his hips, and his right leg stepped on the table that he had just wiped not long ago, looking vulgar, like a ruffian.
If it were usual, these stubborn old men would definitely come forward to accuse "what kind of system" and "the world is declining", and now they all resist that impulse and force themselves to put on a loving face.
"What do you ask for, county lord, just say, we can do it!" As soon as the old bachelor spoke, the others nodded in agreement.
This is the result, and the time to attend cram school should be set by the student!
"That's the case, you see that I'm not very old now, and I still have schoolwork at the Royal Academy on weekdays, and I don't have a lot of free time, not to mention!"
"What's more?"
"Learning pays attention to the combination of work and rest, and blindly studying can only teach nerds. Nerds know that they are talking pages and books, and they don't have any thoughts of their own! ”
"Makes sense!"
"That's why I only come here for one hour a day, and I don't think of anything else."
Yu Yin clapped his hands, and when he finished speaking, everyone nodded before they reacted, but it was too late to regret it.
"One...... An hour? What does this teach? The old bachelor grimaced, and wanted to break up the outstretched finger again.
Yu Yin squeezed his hand, didn't let him change, and said with a look of reverence: "Don't worry, you are all knowledgeable, old-timers in the world, this little thing will definitely not be difficult for you!" ”
The older a person is, the smaller he becomes.
After her praise like this, everyone fluttered. Although I was still not satisfied with an hour, I couldn't wipe off my face, so I had to eat this dumb loss.
"Okay, let's get here today, it's not too early, I should go home for dinner!" Yu Yin waved his hand and walked out.
Everyone was shocked and hurriedly shouted to her: "Wait! It's only been a quarter of an hour today! County Lord, you can't go! ”
Yu Yin touched his head and asked pretending to be puzzled: "Can't you go, did you arrange what I studied so quickly?" ”
"This ......"
Everyone looked at each other, and their eyes were full of fire.
Yu Yin was in a good mood, but his face was sad, he sighed and put his feet back, turned around and walked towards the hall.
"Forget it, I see you're quite boring, so I'll stay with you for the time being."
Everyone snorted coldly at each other, grabbed their books and walked inside.
Yu Yin, this thief, is now sitting directly in the highest position, and he is quite indecently crossing Erlang's legs. The crowd stood in the hall below, like admonished disciples.
Not only that, but she also said to the people below with a sincere face: "Teachers, the students suddenly have feelings, can they communicate with the teachers?" ”
It's so studious, everyone can't ask for it!
Yu Yin shook his head and recited "Persuasion" completely, which shocked the old-timers below.
This kind of insight, this kind of depth, they are completely beyond their reach!
"There is no order to learn, and the master is the teacher! Teacher! The faces of the people showed reverence, their chests were agitated, their emotions were surging, and after shouting, they hid their faces and wept.
Yu Yin nodded with a wicked smile and took the honorific title from everyone.