Preface:

Zuo Ming is not a man, it is a high-sugar text after motherhood~

It's a welfare article written for the cuties after two months of continuous update of Milk Meow~

In the future, I will meet everyone's various cookies from time to time~

If the new cuties are unwell, please skip directly to the first volume of the text~

About Ah Fei's girlfriend, please see the text "Black and White" for details.

Just sauce, Jiumi~

…… Dividing line ......

Hokage Calendar, Konoha 60 years.

In Konoha Village, in the land of the Thousand Hands Clan, a black-haired girl was holding a small flower umbrella and shouted angrily: "Hurry up, hurry up!" Hurry up and assemble! What the hell are the two of you grinding about Kitten and Erzhu! ”

"This is coming, we are not late, big sister is in a hurry!" Naruto, who was dressed in yellow, pouted, and swaggered over holding the brand-new forehead guard on his forehead.

"It's coming, it's really ......" Sasuke walked with his hands behind his head and a look of reluctance on his face.

"I'm in a hurry?" The girl took the umbrella and revealed a delicate baby face below, it was Shen Qi who was undoubtedly Shen Qi, "I think you guys can't wait to be late, right?" There is still a minute left for the National Day special ceremony to begin, no matter how much you refuse, it is useless, the audience is waiting. ”

"Oops! This National Day was originally a festival that you thought of yourself, big sister, but why did Sasuke and me suffer in the end? Naruto sat on the chair in the center of the arena with a big sting, and didn't forget to straighten his already good forehead, "We originally made an appointment to eat ramen together to celebrate successfully passing the graduation exam!" ”

"Isn't that just right to celebrate the National Day with me?" Shen Qi raised her eyebrows and sat in her exclusive seat.

It was an extremely soft chair, and next to it was a small table with all kinds of fruits, melons and drinks, and a large enough sun umbrella on top. It seems that she has prepared very well for eating melons comfortably.

"What's the matter, the National Day that the big sister said is obviously the first of October! It's only three ...... now" Before Naruto finished speaking, he felt a strong murderous aura from the audience, "Little, Sakura-chan? ”

On the spacious Thousand Hands Clan field, a circle of small benches was placed around Sasuke and Naruto, on which sat the Konoha Xiaoqiang, the idle people in the upper echelons of Konoha, and the black Jedi and Ah Fei who came to make cameos.

Sakura was sitting in one of the audience chairs and clenched her fists and glared at Naruto, "Naruto! Hurry up and get started! Giving Sasuke to you is already pushing my limits, don't waste your time! ”

"Ah, good ......" was beaten in public by the person he liked, and Naruto, who was still arrogant, instantly wilted.

"Stupid." Sasuke glanced at him, quickly returning to his unsquinting state.

"What? Ready this time? Shen Qi asked with a smile.

"Ready, Yo ......," Naruto replied without love.

"Where's the two pillars?" Shen Qi asked again.

"Hmm." Sasuke nodded.

"Then, our Konoha Village's first 11th National Day Bonus starts now!" Shen Qi announced loudly.

The audience burst into applause.

"So now, I'm here to announce that the script "Today Will Be Private for Life" to be performed by the two little guys today has officially opened......"

"Wait a minute!" Before Shen Qi could finish shouting, Naruto hurriedly stood up and raised his hand to interrupt.

"Naruto!" Sakura stood up.

"No, no, no! Sakura, listen to me! Naruto shrunk his shoulders in fear, not daring to look at her, but for the sake of his own face, he still wanted to fight, so he bravely looked at Shen Qi who was drinking a drink, "Big sister, I think it's not fair!" ”

"How is it unfair?" Shen Qi tilted his head.

"That's it, you forced me and Sasuke to play a couple, why, why do I want to play a girl, he can play a boy, I'm not convinced, I protest, I asked to change the role!" Naruto quickly said what he was asking.

"Oh?" Shen Qi sat up slightly straighter, "But it's useless to protest, your female character is not only requested by the readers, but also voted by the audience here." ”

"No! I'm the man who will become the Hokage in the future, how can my fate be in the hands of others? And this kind of thing should be asked to the parties, how can you let others vote for it! Seeing Shen Qi's reply, Naruto's waist straightened a lot.

"Damn, if you don't want to, let me fuck bastard!" Sakura, who went berserk, was the one who voted against it.

However, no one in the room paid any attention to her. They don't want to see Sakurasa, what they want is excitement!

"I'm a party too, right?" After a moment of silence, Sasuke coldly turned his head to look at Naruto.

"So what?" Naruto pouted.

"I'm going to play a male role." Sasuke's lips opened and closed, and the thin lips were extremely sexy, but the words that came out were something Naruto didn't want to hear.

"No way!" Naruto screamed excitedly, "I'm going to be a male character!" ”

"Oh? Come to a fight? Sasuke put down Jiro's leg and stood up.

"Fight, fight, I will definitely win you and steal the male character!" Naruto rolled up his sleeves, and that posture seemed to be as soon as Shen Qi said that he could immediately swing his fist.

"Hmph." Sasuke glared at him.

"Humph!" Naruto glared back.

The two stared closer and closer, and their eyes kept colliding with sparks. looks like a concubine.

(｡ •﹃•｡ )

Shen Qi held his forehead and hurriedly stopped the two.

"What kind of fight?" She put down the drink in her hand, and her white and tender little hand made a brain-bounce movement towards the two of them in the void, "What do you want to fight and kill during the big festival?" If you want to grab the male role, it's easy to do, have a civilized PK with the two pillars, and let everyone vote when it's over, whoever wins will be a boy, and whoever loses will be a girl, how about it? ”

"Yes!" As soon as he heard that there was a play, Naruto agreed without thinking about it.

"What is the PK of civilization?" Sasuke is much more cautious.

"It's the two of you who say love words to each other, whoever says it well, whoever wins, ten rounds." Shen Qi remembered Nagato's superb confession memories (see chapter 85), and couldn't help laughing.

"Good! I agreed! Naruto patted his chest confidently, "I've read a lot of little yellow books, and Sasuke will lose this kind of thing!" ”

"Naruto ......" Hinata in the audience blushed when he heard this.

"Hey, boring." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Sasuke, what do you mean? Are you scared? I knew that as long as you coward heard me say that you were going to lose, you wouldn't dare to compare with me! Naruto shouted.

"Well, if the two pillars don't agree, then the audience will have to vote on whether to be civilized or not." Shen Qi reminded.

"What!" Naruto cracked on the spot and grabbed Sasuke's shoulder, "Sasuke~~~"

This sound, a thousand turns, lingering.

Sasuke: ......

All:......

However, Naruto was unaware of everyone's petrified expressions, and he stomped his foot anxiously, "Sasuke, you just agree, it's a duel between us!" ”

Sasuke: ......

Ah, this annoying elf......

"Sasuke ~~~"

"Sasuke ~~~"

"Sasuke ~~~"

"Okay." Sasuke frowned.

And you said yes...... Well? Naruto's eyes widened in surprise, "You promised?" ”

"Hmm." Sasuke snorted lightly, pretending to inadvertently brushed away Naruto's two paws that had placed on his shoulders.

"You promised! Ha ha! Sasuke agreed! And he agreed! Naruto jumped up excitedly, "Big sister! ”

"I hear you." Shen Qi knocked a wave of sugar in advance, and his mood was also very good. She rolled her eyes, and thought of a good idea, "However, although civilized PK is more democratic for you, on the other hand, you also have to give everyone some compensation, after all, you delayed us to see the small theater." ”

"What compensation?" Sasuke looked at Naruto, who was stunned, and sneered, "This idiot doesn't have anything at home, and he probably can't afford to compensate for it." You just ask me, do you want a lot of money? Or is it a house of the Uchiha family? Or is it a shop? ”

"Ahh No! I can do it too! This is the duel I proposed, how can Sasuke bear it in the end! Big sister, you say it! Naruto shook his head and looked at Shen Qi firmly.

"Can you afford it?" Sasuke didn't know when he took out Naruto's wallet, put it in his hand and shook it, "Just your pocket money?" ”

The wallet is ringing, and everyone can tell that there are not many coins left.

"Naruto......" Hinata saw this scene, blushing and taking out a large bundle of paper tickets in his pocket and holding them carefully in his arms.

"Ahh Sasuke! You give me back my little frog! Naruto fried in shame.

"Hmph." Sasuke turned slightly to avoid Naruto's scramble and raised his wallet again, "Are you sure you want to compensate with this money?" ”

"I ......" Naruto still wanted to grab.

"There's only five meals of ramen money here." Sasuke reminded.

K.O.!

Naruto immediately sat down.

The world is big, and the ramen is the biggest!

"So, have you decided? No matter what kind of compensation it is, let Sasuke come forward and agree? Shen Qi asked with a smile.

"Hmm." Sasuke nodded coolly.

Naruto didn't dare to speak, but his little head nodded like he was going crazy.

Hinata lowered her head in a little disappointment and silently put the money back on.

"In that case, I said, you have to be ready." Shen Qi opened a bag of potato chips, "I don't want a house, and I don't want a store." Money...... I want to, but I don't want to. ”

Sasuke was silently relieved when he heard this.

He didn't want to ruin his family business so casually. Even the Uchiha still have a lot of money, a lot of houses, and a lot of shops. But those were confiscated overnight.

"I said that it was compensation for everyone, and I definitely wanted to benefit everyone." Shen Qi looked at the audience, "Friends, you insist on sitting from just now to now, just to wait to see the super sweet CP theater of Erzhu and Kitten, right?" ”

"Yes." Everyone nodded.

"You see, everyone is here to eat sugar, so this benefit should also be for the public." Shen Qi spread his hands.

Sasuke and Naruto had a faint sense of foreboding.

"My request is that the original male and male scripts be abolished and replaced with male and female scripts!"

"What...... What do you mean? Sasuke broke out in a cold sweat.

"What I mean is that the original "Today is a Private Lifetime" remains the same, but you are no longer a male and female pairing, but a male and female pairing." Shen Qi's smile gradually became perverted.