Chapter 0417: The Adventures of Tintin (16)
"Hehe, since it's a gift from the sky, then I'm welcome!" Surprised, Francis's fingers trembled with excitement, and he was about to uncork the rum bottle and drink it, but he was angry with Guan Heng, who was hiding in a hidden place not far behind him!
"Damn, this guy is hopeless!" Guan Heng gritted his teeth and roared in his heart: "Damn old drunkard, you will die if you drink one less sip, right?" ”
"Ugh! No, no, I can't indulge myself like this! Syllable! After thinking about it for a long time, Francis finally put the stopper back into the mouth of the bottle, and he said to himself with a little regret: "Sorry, baby rum, now is not the time to drink you!" ”
"Celebratory wine, wait until you have killed all the pirates and successfully escaped before drinking it!" The bearded Francis had a resolute look in his eyes: "Now is the time when you must remain calm and vigilant, and your mind needs to be absolutely clear!" ”
"Phew, even if you still have some sense, otherwise I would really rush over and beat you down!" Guan Heng, who was hiding in the shadows, finally held on to the guardrail and breathed a sigh of relief: "Nima's unrepentant old drunkard, scared me to death!" I don't want to wipe your ass anymore, so I'm going to have a heart attack! ”
Francis, who had put the bottle in his arms, found a scimitar from a corner, and flipped it in his hand, he looked up at the ugly pirates who were still drinking on the front deck, and cursed in a low voice, muttering: "Little cubs wrapped in-smelling diapers, you guys are going to go rampant now, drink it, I'm going to the ammunition depot!" ”
"Ammunition depot, ammunition depot...... I'm coming! Captain Francis tiptoed into the deck while no one was looking, and he walked to the door of the room where the gunpowder was stacked, and the bearded man took a deep breath and looked back vigilantly: "Look a few more times, no one is following me, right?" ”
Hearing this, Guan Heng hurriedly retracted his head into the shadow in the corner, and at this time, the bearded Francis, with a squeak, gently pushed open the wooden door of the ammunition depot, and he hunched his waist and stepped on his toes, and quietly rushed in through the crack in the door!
"Smack, Kera, Kerala!" Francis carefully pried open the gap in the powder keg with the tip of his knife, and then he lifted the barrel and poured the gunpowder inside around, followed by a long lead, and the bearded man bent over and muttered as he worked: "Wait, Lao Tzu, a little fire, I will blow up you sea bugs with cut wings into the sky, and prepare to die!" ”
"Hey, hey, it's finally done!" There was a hint of joy on the bearded captain who had set up the lead, and he thought for a moment, "Well, now I have to run away, and there is still some time before the ship explodes!" ”
"Hey, watch out for sneak attacks from behind!" An abrupt low roar issued a timely warning, and suddenly came into the ears of Francis, who had no time to turn around, and the bearded captain didn't have time to think about it, and he didn't look back, and quickly blocked with the scimitar in his palm: "Dang! Click! ”
This knife impartially held off the sharp weapon that stabbed his soft underbelly, and the person who attacked it was none other than the hideous-faced, meaty-faced pirate leader - Red Rackham!
"Damn shameless villain dared to sneak up on me, but luckily I picked up another life!" Francis, who was scared into a cold sweat, wondered: "Who reminded me to be careful?" ”
"I've finally found you, scurrying bastard!" The scimitar-wielding red Rackham roared, "Okay, will you kid crash us into the sky first?" ”
"Stop daydreaming! Huhuhu-" The sharp blade in his palm kept waving teasing moves, drawing out the cold light of Huohuo, dazzling and terrifying, and the red Rackham with green tendons bursting out of his forehead became more and more angry the more he said: "The bold and vulgar ghost! Until then, I'll peel you off your rough human skin as a stepping pad! ”
"In the name of the devil, I will pluck out the hard beard on your lips with my own hands!" Red Rackham screamed, "And make it into a brush for my armpits to itch!" ”
"Phew! Filthy sea maggots! Let me chop off your head and kick it as a ball! Francis scolded back without showing weakness: "How could the Creator collapse you into the world when you fart?" You strangely dressed redneck, I want your life now to eliminate the harm of the world! ”
"Ding, bell! Bang, bang! "The two of them fought very well, but they were still equal in terms of combat effectiveness, and they drank a lot of red Rackham drunk and dizzy, and their feet were frivolous and unsteady on their feet, but Francis and the pirates fought fiercely for most of the day, and they were tied up for several hours, tired and hungry!"
The physical exertion of these two men was getting bigger and bigger, and it seemed that the outcome was unpredictable for a while, when an empty wine bottle flew in from outside the door, and rolled behind the feet of the red Rackham impartially!
"Click! Poof-" Red Rackham, who stepped on an empty wine bottle, fell on all fours: "Oops! Uh-"
"Haha, you deserve you stupid pig! Oh, by the way...... "Francis didn't have time to mend the pirate leader's sword, so he hurriedly turned around, raised his foot and stepped on the fuse that burned to the end in two or three meters!
"Bang bang - whew! It's dangerous! I almost blew them up with the funeral! Running over the fire with his boots, Francis quickly turned around and fought Red Rackham again!
"Whew! Boom! Kerra! Squeak-" The blades of the two crossed together again, and metal sparks kept rubbing out! Both sides tried their best to put each other to death, and they both used their own strength to feed!
"Hey, black-bearded, scarface-faced porcupine!" The scimitar in Red Rackham's hand was getting closer and closer to the bearded sir, and he shouted arrogantly, "You can't escape even if you hide now, and it is the right way to die obediently!" ”
"Shut up, you clown of a mixture of a cleft-lipped dolphin and a mossy oyster!" Francis resisted the attack pressed by the other party with all his might, and his mouth was still unforgiving: "Your mommy is extremely ashamed of you who was born nine and a half months prematurely, did you make it?" Stupid imbeciles!! ”
The fierce scolding was mixed with the vicious battle between the good and the evil, and suddenly, Francis turned around and dodged the opponent's scimitar slash, "Bang!! The back of Red Rackham's head was suddenly hit by a bottle flying outside the door: "Uh, damn it! He stumbled forward and fell, "Poof!!" "The body of this villain leader hit the ushering scimitar impartially, and he was stabbed in the heart!
"Aha! I'm finally killing you, thank God, and thank you for the bottle that flew in twice out of nowhere! Captain Francis raised his scimitar and laughed, and he suddenly muttered in a somewhat inexplicable voice, "yes, where did this bottle come from?" Why did it help me so coincidentally? ”
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