Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Family Has Children Attacking the Demon Boy of the World
Since he complied with the order, the war madman repaired the book and sent a message as a Taiyi Zhenren, telling Guangchengzi and his party that he would stay in Chentangguan for a while longer to teach Nezha Taoism.
There were very few group actions among the golden immortals, and this time the killing came, the heavenly machine was chaotic, and the group action was an accident, since Taiyi Zhenren had this decision, Guang Chengzi and others also expressed their understanding.
Li Jing and Yin's family were happy, and the family was happy.
Soon it became a happy couple again.
There's no way, Nezha can't fit into this logging tiredness.
He didn't even drink the full moon wine, just dancing with knives and guns all day long, the key is the power of Chaotian Aya and Qiankun Circle, wantonly swaying, making the wind and clouds above Chentang Pass change color, the people are uneasy, and they don't even dare to go to the street, and the small animals don't know how much they are scared to death.
Everyone knows that there is a magic boy in the General's Mansion.
Facts have proved that in reality, there are no children to provoke any of them, let alone good friends who kick shuttlecocks, and some are just combat maniacs, constantly instructing him on how to fight.
Time is ticking, and everything is on the way.
The Interception Sect and the Western Sect were preparing for a big war in the west, and some of the Sects joined in, while the other part stood by and watched from the sidelines, which was the best opportunity for the development of the Huangshang Human Sect and the Dynasty of the Emperor of the Emperor.
And Nezha and the East China Sea will be a key link, so the war madman really became a master.
"Look at the move!"
Nezha raised the fire-tipped gun, a little cold came first, and then was blasted out.
"It's too slow!"
The war maniac is not the fat man who speaks the Sichuan dialect, and with a random swing of the dust, he will blast the cheap apprentice away mercilessly.
"Come again!" "Again...... Come......! "Woo!"
Nezha's temper would not admit defeat, go to heaven and earth, and constantly charge against the war maniac from all directions, constantly making progress under the blue nose and swollen face.
He is the reincarnation of the spirit bead, and with part of the memories of his previous life, he has an innate advantage in the control of immortal qi spiritual power, coupled with the assistance of magic weapons, in just a few days of tempering, he can compare to the weaker batch of the three generations of disciples of the Interpretation Sect.
For example, the two elder brothers, Jinzha and Muzha.
Of course, Nezha's most advantageous thing in the original plot is the lotus incarnation, which has the magic of immunity to soul attacks and plague viruses, which makes him have an unparalleled advantage in the face of many sectarian supernatural powers, and Yang Jian, who is talented and strong in hard power, has become the strongest vanguard general of the two.
As for his three heads and eight arms, pay attention to the eight arms, the kind that forces obsessive-compulsive disorder to death, this strongest supernatural power, it was only developed by Taiyi Zhenren in the later stage, and at that time, the golden immortals of the Sect of Enlightenment went to the Zhuxian Sword Formation of the Tongtian Sect Master.
This is the right way to teach apprentices step by step, but the battle maniac is not a real Taiyi person, even if it is to help the seedlings, Nezha must be promoted in the shortest possible time.
He rummaged through Taiyi Zhenren's storage bag, and finally poured out three red dates from a gourd, each red date corresponds to two arms, and drinking the three together with immortal wine can make Nezha get the great magic power of three heads and eight arms.
However, after the war madman tried, he found that even if he wanted to raise seedlings, it was unlikely, because with Nezha's current physical mortal body, he couldn't withstand the power of this immortal jujube at all, and after thinking about it, he had to send the immortal jujube into the realm of gods and demons for processing.
Soon, he pushed a bowl of red date soup in front of Nezha: "Apprentice, make up for it!" ”
Nezha raised his chin: "Don't drink, I'm going to beat you with my own strength!" ”
The war madman tried his best to pretend to be a real person in Taiyi, stroking his beard and smiling: "Good ambition, but the teacher is an immortal body, the three flowers bloom on the top, and the five qi in the chest are born, how can you, a mortal fetus in the flesh, compete with me?" ”
Nezha thought about it, this is indeed the truth, holding the bowl and drinking it, after a while, his little face turned red, hot air tossed out on the top of his head, and countless black spots oozed out of his pink carved body, exuding a foul smell.
In fact, this is the seedling to grow, a one-time breakthrough is too big, there will be such a situation that cannot be controlled by the body, such as the reincarnation in the low-star step-by-step promotion, but there is no trouble in this regard, and the road of rebirth is steady.
The war madman waved his hand and gave a hint: "Go and wash it, it's not far away, it's good to have a Jiuwan River!" ”
Nezha couldn't stand it, and jumped out of the smoke, although there was no Hot Wheels, but his body was extremely light, fast as lightning, and he arrived at the Jiuwan River, jumped down, and jumped into the middle of the river.
Start rubbing the mud.
Rubbing a river is all over the place.
Gooo
Countless fish and shrimp floated to the surface of the water on their backs, Nezha was comfortable, hummed a little song, put Chaotian Aya in the water, and began to spin.
An incomparably huge whirlpool appeared, stirring up the entire Jiuwan River.
This is by no means just brute force, there is a faint phase of Taiji and Taiji in the whirlpool, the water flow is like a phantom like light, ethereal and free, and the goodness is like water, which is the essence of Yuqing Xuangong.
Nezha really felt his improvement, showed joy, and simply opened his arms and fell into the river.
Crash!
Suddenly, the river turned into a drum washing machine, which turned with him so fast that the water was red, black, and finally black.
That's fine, the key is that this Jiuwan River is connected to the East China Sea, and the chaotic sky is shaking the river, shaking and shaking, and the crystal palace of the dragon clan immediately shakes.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea boiled up, well, his name is Ao Guang in this world, and he was watching the dragon girl dance, and his home suddenly shook like an earthquake, and he couldn't help but be surprised: "The palace shook for no reason, and it was passed on to Li Liang, who patrolled the sea, what is the blame for Haikou?" ”
The Shui tribe gave the order, and the Yaksha received the order, followed the source of the vibration, and went to the Jiuwan River.
Good guy, this water pollution is the same as Dongying discharging nuclear sewage......
Yaksha was forced to hold up the water avoidance, which was a shame for the aquarium, and with a fire in his belly, he finally rose to the surface of the water and saw something crystal clear.
When I looked closely, it was actually an ass, and the owner of the ass was still manually drumming.
Yaksha shouted, "Oh that kid! Why blacken the river and shake my dragon palace! ”
Nezha was startled, jumped up, and saw an object appear on the surface of the water, with a face like blue indigo, hair like pearl sand, a huge mouth with fangs, and a big axe, and couldn't help but be surprised: "What is your beast, also come to speak?" ”
Yaksha was furious: "You have a magic weapon in your body, and you are also a cultivator, why don't you know that I am a lord and a mission, but a Yaksha patrolling the sea in the East China Sea, and you actually call me a beast?" ”
He jumped into the water, jumped ashore, and slashed at him with an axe.
Nezha stood naked, and when he saw that Yaksha was coming bravely, he dodged and threw the Qiankun ring on his wrist.
Call!
The circle swirled, rising in the wind, penetrating the immortal power, flashing, and instantly smashing on the head of the Yaksha.
This one opened up, and whoever could stand it, Yaksha couldn't even make a scream, so he was beaten to the point that his brain burst out, and he died in the river, and his body sank.
Nezha stretched out his hand, and the Qiankun circle returned to his hand, looking at the brains on the circle, he shook his head with some disgust: "Dirty my Qiankun circle." ”
"Good boy!"
The war maniac hid above and watched, and when he saw Nezha's appearance of a natural murderer, he only felt that it was very appetizing.
If you enter the main temple, you are guaranteed to be in the mix.
And Nezha killed the Yasha, and the sewage from the Jiuwan River flowed into the East China Sea, but it was clear, and he immediately jumped back into the water and began to clean the tools of the crime.
How could the Crystal Palace withstand the brace, the furniture shook, and the dragon maidens couldn't dance, they all changed their original shapes, entangled and wept.
Boiled up and angry, he was about to inquire about Yaksha, but he heard the shrimp soldier report: "Your Majesty is not good, Yaksha was beaten to death by a child!" ”
After boiling for a while, his heart was shocked, but he had to come forward: "Li Liang is the Heavenly Court Lingbao Palace's royal pen is poor, who dares to die?" Wait for me to go, see who the spirit is, dare to risk this big disapproval! ”
At this moment, the third prince Ao Bing, who appeared in the Chinese textbook all the year round, appeared majestically: "Why do you need the father and the king to go out and take the villain!" ”
Boiling light was a little worried: "Be careful! ”
"Please rest assured, father!"
The third prince of the Dragon King did not take it lightly, transferred troops, drew halberds, separated the water potential, the waves fell like mountains, the waves were rampant, and he appeared in a chic manner.
Nezha saw a water beast appear in the waves, and the beast sat on a person, with two horns and silver armor, and a halberd brave, and shouted: "You killed my patrol Yaksha?" Who is the person, who is the teacher of He Xian, why did he do this poison? ”
Nezha smiled and said: "I am the third son of Li Jing of Chentangguan, Nezha is also, my father guards here, is the lord of a town, I take a bath here, I have nothing to do with him, he came to disturb me, I killed him, it doesn't matter." ”
Ao Bing was furious: "Yaksha Li Liang, sent by the heavenly court, you beat him to death, and still spread nonsense? I took you and sent you to Heaven for questioning! ”
After saying that, the halberd stabbed, Nezha lowered his head, easily avoided it, and said indifferently: "It's up to you?" What's wrong with you? ”
Yu Bing said: "Ao Bing, the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, is also. ”
Nezha smiled and said: "It turned out to be the son of Ao Guang, you were arrogant, and you annoyed me, and even your old loach took out and peeled off the skin!" ”
The third prince shouted: "Kill me angrily!" How can you be so rude! ”
However, before he could use all his strength, Nezha unfolded the chaotic sky aya, and there were thousands of flames in it, wrapped it down.
The third prince looked shocked, turned over and got off his mount to avoid it, but in front of him, the little child with a pink carving and indifferent face had already snatched it and stepped on the top of his head.
The two dragon horns of boiling Bing gurgled and wanted to force Nezha's body on top of it, but Nezha took the fairy jujube soup, and the strength of his body was no longer what it used to be, plus he was extremely fast and ruthless.
It straightened up on the spot.
Nezha smiled and said: "Tell you to speak wildly, let's make the original image, or if you die, you will be dead, so you will pull out the tendons, make a dragon tendon, and tie the robe for the master." ”
The next picture was quite bloody, and the war madman smiled and watched from the side from beginning to end, listened to Nezha's whisper, and smiled: "This kid has filial piety." ”
In this whole process, the dialogue is exactly the same as Nezha's troubles in the Fengshen plot, but Nezha's age has changed, from seven years old to three years old, and his strength is higher under his teaching.
After all, in the original plot, Taiyi Zhenren only accepted apprentices, and did not teach Xuangong Taoism, Nezha killed Yaksha and boiled Bing, completely relying on the legacy of the spirit beads in the previous life and the benefits of the magic weapon, and now it is crushed by hard power, it is simply easy, and there is no resistance at all.
But the next moment, seeing Nezha grabbing the dragon tendons, and was about to drag it outside, a light suddenly fell from the sky, and the corpse of boiling Bing under his feet suddenly disappeared, and along with it, there was also the brain-shattering Yaksha at the bottom of the river.
The two clusters of light converged in mid-air, and there were faintly sleeping sea patrol yaksha and the dragon prince in it.
And in front of them is a young goddess with a righteous immortal face, ringing and singing, clear and bright, the sun and the moon are shining, and the heaven and earth are clear.
She raised her slender hand and pressed it on the light cluster from afar, playing the role of the Heavenly Court Divine Position.
Like the posthumous gods of the god list, they can all be resurrected.
Nezha was unhappy when he saw it, his face sank, and he was about to fly upward: "You ......"
But as soon as he flew up, there was a strong force behind him, which fixed him in place, and the master's serious voice came: "Silence, she is the princess of Longji in the heavenly realm, the daughter of the god of Haotian!" ”
The subtext is, you can't afford to mess with it!
The reincarnation sees very clearly, the heavenly court of this world is quite difficult to provoke, especially the Haotian God, who is the real supreme supreme, ruling the heavens and the earth, even the head of the Xuanmen Dao, Hongjun, retreats for three points, these outsiders wear the shell of the golden immortal, rashly confronting Haotian, isn't it asking for hardship?
Nezha was reluctantly dragged down, and from beginning to end, Princess Longji didn't look at them, but nodded towards the distant hillside.
There were two extraordinarily noble young men there, wearing the robes of the school palace, and before Princess Longji made a move, they used the I Ching Daozang, ready to save the lives of Yaksha and Ryocing, but they only stopped when they saw Longji come forward.
And after they saluted Princess Longji from afar, they also looked in the direction of Nezha: "Big brother, is that child really General Li's youngest son, why is he so stubborn and cruel at such a young age?" ”
The questioner was Yin Hong, who introduced Shen Gongbao to the palace, and the other person with a long body and thick eyebrows and big eyes was his brother Yin Jiao.
Yin Jiao also felt strange: "General Li is cautious, for some reason the young son is so angry, but my father and Mr. asked us to come to the East China Sea for a trip, to open the waterway, this time the matter of the Dragon Palace should be an opportunity, let's go and see!" ”
The external twists and turns, the East China Sea Dragon Palace did not know, and said that Ao Guang was in the Crystal Palace, and he only heard the report of his subordinates, and fainted: "Your Majesty is not good, the third prince was beaten to death by Nezha, the son of Li Jing of Chen Tangguan, and even his tendons were removed!" ”
The dragon girl beside her hurriedly pinched the dragon, woke up with a hard pinch, beat her chest, and cried: "My son is a prosperous cloud and rain, breeding all things and gods, how can you say that if you are killed, you will be killed?" Li Jing, you are learning the Tao in West Kunlun, and I also have a friendship with you, why did you indulge in misconduct and smoke all my son's tendons? ”
He is also the dragon king of a palace, after being sad, he was full of thoughts of revenge, made a spell, directly turned into a showman, fell into Chentang Pass, until the Shuai Mansion, found Li Jing.
Li Jing originally heard that Ao Guang was visiting, and he was very happy in his heart, this is one of the few contacts he has made when he learns Taoism in West Kunlun, and there is another one who is Shiji Niangniang, all of whom can be taken care of.
Therefore, Li Jing tidied up his clothes and greeted him with a smile on his face: "My brother has been separated for many years, and we meet today, what a blessing!" ”
Ao Guang was so angry that he smoked, and said coldly: "How dare you be the brother of Li Jing, the good son you gave birth to, bathing in the Jiuwan River, I don't know what spell to use, almost knocked down my Crystal Palace, I sent Yaksha to see, and beat my Yaksha to death, my third son came to see it, and beat my third prince to death, and also pulled his tendons!" ”
Li Jing was shocked when he heard this: "Brother blames me wrongly, my eldest son is studying art in Wulong Mountain, my second son is learning art in Jiugong Mountain, and the third son has not drunk the full moon wine, where did he come from to make such a big thing?" ”
Ao Guang was furious: "You nonsense, that child can run and jump, how can he just be born, deceive me too much, deceive me too much!" ”
Li Jing actually had some doubts in his heart, he knew that Nezha was different from ordinary children, and he had just been born with a golden immortal who came to the door to teach the magic weapon and Taoism, but he didn't believe that it was only a few days, so the child did such a thing, and hurriedly said: "Brother, don't worry, I'll call him out!" ”
Boiling light gave an ultimatum in the back: "Li Jing, if you don't bring that evil son out, I will sue the heavenly court, don't say it unexpectedly!" ”
At this time, in the backyard, the war madman was using Taiyi Zhenren's lines to mention Nezha'er: "You accidentally injured Ao Bing, this is the number of days, Ao Guanggui is the king of dragons, with this trivial matter, he desecrates the heavens, but he really doesn't know how to ......do things."
To sum it up: "He died just a son, and you should be in the days!" ”
This sentence is really easy to use and versatile.
Such shameless words, even the war madman has a red face, and the reincarnation can't say it, which shows that in many ways, the characters in the plot are still awesome.
In other words, all morality in this world has to make way for the number of days, even if it kills the father and the mother, as long as the number of days is so predicted, it must be done.
Nezha nodded again and again when he heard it: "That's it!" ”
The war madman stretched out his finger, drew an invisibility talisman on Nezha's chest, and ordered: "You avoid your father first, and you will leave angrily after boiling the light, and you can ambush him outside the mansion to ......."
Nezha was overjoyed: "Master, you are so good!" ”
He ran the invisibility talisman, and in the blink of an eye, there was no shadow, avoiding Li Jing, and went out of the mansion.
Li Jing was looking for Nezha in the backyard, and the more he searched, the more panicked he became, and he began to believe that Nezha really smoked the tendons of the third prince of the Dragon King.
He really can't say this kind of thing!
And he didn't wait stupidly, and when he saw that Li Jing hadn't been out for a long time, he immediately turned around and left.
He remembered the friendship he was known as a brother in the past, and asked Li Jing to hand over the evil son and not implicate himself, but now the other party didn't seize the opportunity, so it's embarrassing!
Go to heaven, please be the master of Haotian God!
However, as soon as he left the General's Mansion, a black wind suddenly appeared in the rear, and the Qiankun circle smashed the back of Ao Guang's head with a posture of blasting through the Qiankun, and beat the old dragon down on the spot.
The next moment, Nezha skillfully stepped on the head of the Dragon King of the East China Sea: "You are here to intimidate my father?" ”
After all, boiling up is not comparable to boiling up the Yasha, even if he is hit in the Qiankun circle, he is only seriously injured, and he roared with full anger: "What a bold thief, your yellow teeth have not retreated, and the fetal hair is not dry, so you will kill the Yasha hand-picked by the royal pen and my third son, what is his enmity with you, you even have tendons?" Such ferocity, deceiving the heavens, sins are unforgivable, sins are unforgivable! ”
Nezha smiled and said: "I was bathing in the Jiuwan River, your family deceived me, I was in a hurry, so I killed him twice, and it was also a trivial matter, you are going to go to heaven to go to the capital?" My master said, even if you old fool is killed, it doesn't matter! ”
Ao Guang said that there are some changes, but Nezha is the same line again, it can be seen that Nezha's three views at the age of three and seven are the same, but the place has changed.
The original plot is that the Dragon King of the East China Sea went to Nantianmen, Nantianmen was not opened, Ao Guang could only wait outside the door, Nezha followed Taiyi's teachings, used invisibility talismans, waited for the rabbit, and broke out from the corner, and the Qiankun circle knocked him to the ground, and the petitioners who escaped alive were blocked by the underworld forces.
However, the Heavenly Court of this world is open twenty-four hours a day, and the war madman did not dare to let Nezha go to the Heavenly Court to find death, so he pressed down the Dragon King of the East China Sea directly outside Li Jing's mansion.
Li Jing was still looking for his baby son in the house, and Nezha outside had already pulled his bare feet and dragged them into the shadows in the corner, seeing that he was about to peel off his skin and cramp, and with a flower in front of him, two teenagers appeared in front of him.
Nezha was stunned: "Who are you?" ”
Yin Hong Yinjiao shook his head, too lazy to speak, and his robe was shining!
This is no longer comparable to a bear child, it is completely a demon boy who came into the world, so don't blame us for our parents and teachers, teach you a good lesson!
And in mid-air, Princess Longji slowly lowered her hand, this time she was a step slower, otherwise she would have to teach this child a hard lesson!