00684 Who Are You Talking About? (4 more subscriptions)
Lin Zhendong is going to go to Sanlitun Bar, but he needs to pack it before he goes.
When I came to a men's clothing store, the shopping guide came over with a smirk: "Sir, is there anything I can serve you???
"What should I wear to go clubbing??"
Lin Zhendong asked the shopping guide.
The shopping guide rolled her eyes, and then she asked Lin Zhendong, "Are you going to the bar for a date or hunting??"
Lin Zhendong said with a smile: "You can think of it as a hunting beauty."
Hearing this, the shopping guide became even more enthusiastic: "If it's a hunt, then the clothes on your body are definitely not suitable."
"I know, so you can just look at my body and match it."
Lin Zhendong said to the shopping guide: "I just have one request, I must be the most beautiful boy in the whole bar."
"That's fine, but what's your budget, sir?"
The shopping guide asked Lin Zhendong with concern.
Lin Zhendong thought for a while and said, "About 10,000 yuan, but if you can match it better for me, money is not a problem."
As soon as she heard this, the eyes of the shopping guide were full of gold stars, she hadn't billed this month, after all, their shopping guides had too little basic salary, so their favorite was a fat sheep like Lin Zhendong.
So the shopping guide hurriedly said, "Sir, you can sit down for a while."
After finishing speaking, the shopping guide lady quickly went to the store and began to choose clothes suitable for Lin Zhendong, I have to say that this shopping guide is really powerful, you must know that Yu Huanshui only said about 5,000 in the original book, and the shopping guide lady got more than 10,000 clothes for Yu Huanshui.
This time, Lin Zhendong said that the price is about 10,000 yuan, so the shopping guide lady has to work hard.
Brand-name skinny T-shirts, brand-name jeans, etc. are very suitable for Lin Zhendong's body, and it can even be said that Lin Zhendong may still need to do a shape now, Miss Shopping Guide even thought about this aspect, she gave Lin Zhendong a name tag, saying that as long as her name is reported, then it can be discounted, and even said that this Tony teacher is the best style.
After simply trying on the clothes, Lin Zhendong had to sigh that the fitting room is really a magical place, and even makes people be able to find such a good feeling, which reminds Lin Zhendong of the seeds that he once had in Uniqlo.
Shaking his head slightly, Lin Zhendong came out wearing this body, his body was no more, no less, just fifteen thousand.
For the sake of coquettishness, Lin Zhendong felt that he was really making a mistake.
This body should be able to go to the bar to be a good girl.
Out of the mall, Lin Zhendong hadn't walked a few steps, and the shopping guide behind him chased him out of the store in a short skirt, and then carried the clothes and shoes that Lin Zhendong had just changed in his hand and said, "Sir, this is your thing."
"Thrown."
Lin Zhendong waved his hand and said pretending to be wealthy.
Then he went to find a place to do hair styling according to the place introduced by the shopping guide, and made a very young hairstyle, which is just like a hair in the TV series.
Well, Lin Zhendong is much more confident.
He went straight to the bar.
"Bring me a glass of high wine."
Lin Zhendong said to the waiter.
The waiter said to Lin Zhendong: "We have whiskey, rum, gin and vodka, all fierce."
Lin Zhendong thought for a while and said, "Bring me a glass of whiskey."
Then the waiter at the bar gave Lin Zhendong a glass of whiskey, and at the same time reminded Lin Zhendong in a low voice: "You should not drink high alcohol until you find your target."
"I want to get into the role as soon as possible, after all, wine is strong and intimidating."
Lin Zhendong said nonchalantly.
remembered that Yu Huanshui drank wine and poured Coke in the online drama, and then ate chicken wings and the like, and instantly got drunk, and at the same time, when he was drunk, the whole person seemed to have nothing to love, and then he met Ran and eggs.
Kindness.
However, the egg is Yu Huanshui's complaint in the original book, and his real name is Luan Bingran, and he is also the little white rabbit in Yu Huanshui's mind.
According to the online drama, Lin Zhendong took the initiative to lean on the White Rabbit when he was drunk.
Or that Yu Huanshui is already the target of the little white rabbit.
Hospice organizations.
To be precise, this organization is a public welfare organization that sends people to the end.
For some reason, Lin Zhendong thinks that this organization is problematic, but it is difficult to say whether there is a problem or not.
Anyway, Lin Zhendong came to the bar today to wait for the little white rabbit to appear.
After all, Lin Zhendong's alcohol consumption is much better than Yu Huanshui's, and even if he drinks a lot of strong wine, he still hasn't drunk much, but he has already started acting at this time, and on the whole, he is the kind that has nothing to love.
Drown one's sorrows.
"Hey."
Lin Zhendong sighed.
He sighed why the little white rabbit didn't come yet, but in the eyes of others, this guy is basically a person with a story, after all, the vicissitudes of Lin Zhendong are still quite attractive.
Yu Huanshui in the online drama suffered from the eyes of the singers and others who sang, because he was too hanged, but even if Yu Huanshui looked like this, the little white rabbit had to come over to get close to Yu Huanshui.
Do you think there's a ghost here???
"What's your last name???
At this moment, a familiar voice rang out.
"My surname is Jiao."
Lin Zhendong suddenly wanted to tease this little white rabbit, so he said so.
In Yu Huanshui's opinion, this Luan Bingran is the little white rabbit in his mind, and it can even be said that Luan Bingran has satisfied some of Yu Huanshui's fantasies.
"I said what do you believe?"
Luan Bing's face blushed a little when she heard Lin Zhendong say these three words, because she was not a simple white rabbit, and even she could already hear that the guy in front of her was teasing herself.
Lin Zhendong shook his head and said, "I don't believe in anything."
"No way, people have to believe something, such as believing in Buddhism, believing in God, believing in ghosts, believing in God and believing in Allah, or believing in your wife."
"I'm divorced, and I don't have a wife to trust."
"I'm sorry."
"It's okay, I'm a mortal anyway."
"We're all the same, everybody dies, it's just a matter of dying sooner or later."
"You like philosophy."
"Do you want to redeem yourself before you die?"
"Then if I redeem myself, can I not die?"
"No, I have to die."
"Then why should I redeem myself?"
"This way you can live a calmer life and be less aggrieved."
……
Lin Zhendong chatted with Luan Bingran for a while, of course, he naturally knew what this person did, but he still said lightly: "Little White Rabbit, do you chat with people like this in bars?" ”
"Who??"
Luan Bingran was stunned: "Why do you call me Little White Rabbit??" ”
"Because you look simple, kind, as if pure as a blank piece of paper, in fact, you are quite like my first love, my first love is a ...... like you"
Lin Zhendong already had a rough idea of Luan Bingran in his heart, and he said unhurriedly: "So, I'll call you Little White Rabbit, because no one in the bar tells the truth, and no one will report his real name." ”
"Okay, by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, we are a non-profit hospice organization, and we are handing out flyers on this street today."
Luan Bingran took out some flyers and handed them to Lin Zhendong: "Can you help me??? ”
"Why at night? Or is it at this point in time?? ”
Lin Zhendong frowned and asked.
"Today, there are activities on this street, there are elderly and children, and our public welfare organization will give some gifts to the elderly and children, so we will send them better."
Luan Bingran explained to Lin Zhendong.
"Oh, so, what do you believe???"
Lin Zhendong asked at this time.
Luan Bingran said honestly: "I just joined this public welfare organization, and I haven't thought about what to believe in yet, but I will definitely believe the same, people without faith are like pigs and dogs, very pitiful, they have nowhere to go when they die, they will become lonely ghosts, okay, I won't tell you, I'm going over there to distribute flyers, these leaflets are for you, I hope you can help a lot." ”
After speaking, Luan Bingran left.
Interesting.
I have to say that what this girl said is still quite inflammatory, but Lin Zhendong believes that these words are not something that a little white rabbit who has just graduated can say, and even this end-of-life organization looks quite like a pyramid scheme.
Because as far as Luan Bingran said, it is obvious that all of them have been trained.
Even after saying this, Lin Zhendong was interested, but he chose to leave immediately, but he wanted to refuse and welcome, obviously wanting to create a chance encounter next time as a foreshadowing.
In this way, there is definitely something wrong with this Luan Bingran.
"Let's get through today's hurdle first."
Lin Zhendong stood up after speaking, and then took the flyer and prepared to go out to distribute the flyer, while handing it out, Lin Zhendong also said: "Come, care for each other, care for each other." ”
As a result, after a while, Lin Zhendong was supported by several fashionable women.
"You're not too young, why are you still doing this?"
The woman in red was the one who mistook Lin Zhendong for a duck in the online drama, and she directly supported Lin Zhendong: "Don't care outside, let's go inside." ”
After re-entering the bar, the woman in red began to order drinks.
They asked for two bottles of whiskey, two bottles of French red wine, and two dozen beers, and at this time, the woman in red pushed Lin Zhendong: "I said you take the initiative and treat yourself as a virgin??? ”
The other women burst out laughing.
Lin Zhendong is actually a little tired at this time, to be honest, it would be better if these middle-aged women were as beautiful as peaches, but none of them are Lin Zhendong's favorite dishes, but the play that should be acted in must continue to be performed.
A fight in a moment will be.
As long as there is such a fight, then Luan Bingran owes Lin Zhendong a favor.
"Let's play a game, starting with me, each of us uses an erotic sentence to summarize 'my husband is lazy', not pornographic enough or not enough to summarize a glass of wine."
The woman in red is obviously more playful, and after she finished talking, the other women said that it was okay, and even let the woman in red speak first.
Obviously, she is the eldest sister of these people.
"That's okay, then I'll say it first, my husband is very lazy, and he doesn't bother to stick out his tongue when kissing."
After the woman in red finished speaking, the others said, and then another woman continued: "My husband is very lazy and hasn't looked at me for half a year. ”
"This one doesn't work, this one isn't erotic enough, it's just complaining."
Others let the woman drink at this time.
Well, the short-haired woman had to have a drink, and then she was a little dissatisfied: "I said, what are you doing as a man?" You're not going to help my mother??? ”
"Yes, you can tell me about your wife."
"Do you have a wife? Say you're a girlfriend without a wife?? ”
……
Everyone else was coaxing, Lin Zhendong remembered Yu Huanshui's lines, and then said: "My wife is very lazy, and she is tired of even orgasm." ”
The other women were stunned for a moment before bursting out laughing.
But the laughter didn't stop, a few people dressed in foreign clothes walked over, and he walked directly in front of Lin Zhendong: "Which road are you on?" How dare you run to my territory to steal business??? ”
The man who spoke in front of him was dressed like Lin Zhendong, and he was basically coquettish, and the most important thing was that the perfume sprayed on his body was really thick, and he was even more girly than a girl.
However, the woman in red obviously knew him, and the woman in red frowned and said, "Akai, this is not your person??" ”
Akai smiled bitterly at the woman in red and said, "Sister, which of those ingredients below me are not familiar with?" The fly came out of nowhere??? ”
You must know that Akai and these people are all professional accompaniments, and even occasionally sleep with these women, but everyone has rules, and basically no one can touch anyone's.
In the online drama, Yu Huanshui is still quite hard.
He was regarded as a business robber, and he was an amateur business thief, and then he was severely cleaned up, and even said that he was kicked when he called the police, and then thrown out of the bar.
It's in the original book, and it's basically more true, because the original book is about ducks, but maybe it's not allowed to be said on TV.
"I'm not like you, I'm just handing out flyers, I'm a guest."
Lin Zhendong said unhurriedly.
As a result, the other girls instantly distanced themselves from Lin Zhendong: "You are not a guest, we are a guest." ”
"Okay, boy, you actually came to me, since you said that you are different from us, then it seems that you are a liar, do you know the market?? Who are you bastard with? ”
Akai asked Lin Zhendong.
"I don't mix for them, I'm just here to hand out flyers, part-time work."
Lin Zhendong continued.
"This market is messed up by you amateur ducks, I say you really owe a beating."
At this time, Akai was already getting angrier and angrier the more he spoke, and he was about to hit Lin Zhendong directly.
"Do it to me."
Akai gave an order at this time.
"Who the fuck are you talking about ducks?"
Lin Zhendong smashed a beer bottle directly at Akai's head at this time.
In the TV series and in the Liyu Huanshui, it was very miserable, but this time, Lin Zhendong wanted to avenge Yu Huanshui.
Because Yu Huanshui is really wronged to be honest.
Click.
The sound of beer bottles shattering, Akai's head blossomed directly.
"What are you doing in a daze? Do him. ”
Akai said, covering his head.
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