Fu Shiyi smiled contemptuously, gently dusted off the ashes on his body, and then got up elegantly: I am familiar with three hundred cold jokes, I have listened to all the Deyun Club, and I have watched all the sketches in the 90s, do you think I will lose?

But when he walked to the middle, Fu Shiyi coughed: "Once upon a time, there was a duck named Xiao Huang, when he crossed the street, he was hit by a car, and he screamed in pain: Quack! And then he became a little yellow guy—"

The scene was silent.

Fu picked up a book and thought that everyone was deliberately tricky, but after looking around, she was sure: Well, everyone really doesn't want to laugh, not only does they not want to laugh, but they also look confused.

Li Changbo coughed and reminded: "Pay the little lady to drink water, right?" ”

Fu Shi drank a glass of water with a smile - the cup was her own choice, slightly larger. After a cup, there was a little bit of panic.

She comforted herself: it doesn't matter, there can be another round.

In the next round, it was Liu Dalang who won.

But Liu Dalang just walked to the middle, and before he could speak, suddenly someone began to laugh, laughing: "Why does the little yellow duck want to "croak" - isn't it a little yellow croak~"

So the scene was chaotic for a while.

Fu Shiyi looked at everyone falling crookedly, and even Li Changbo laughed so much that his shoulders trembled a little, and he was completely messy in the wind - I shouldn't tell cold jokes! This reaction is too slow!

Liu Dalang was stunned: he hadn't started yet.

In the end, he said something funny, and no one stopped.

So he passed the test in such a daze.

Fu Shi 1: ......

The game continued to play, and when Fu Shiyi was passed on for the second time, he simply stood up and simply came to a magical dance: "Seaweed Seaweed, Seaweed, like a seaweed~"

This time, it was all funny.

Finally, when it was a little late in the day and it was time to go back, almost everyone had their turn.

Bad luck is like Lu Zhichun, who was passed on four times, and failed to make everyone laugh each time. I poured a stomach full of water, and at the end my face was distorted.

And Li Changbo also drank two glasses. He was also very self-aware, and after singing a song, he took the initiative to say: "I don't have the ability to make everyone laugh, so I take the initiative to drink it." ”

After saying that, I did it myself.

I have to say that these intellectuals are really not suitable to be comedians.

One is that he can't shake off the burden of idols, and the other is that he doesn't have anything in his stomach.

Look at Zhang Chunsheng, if you are in a hurry, you can fight with imitation cats and dogs - you play a double reed by yourself, which is quite lively.

But even so, when it was almost time to go down the mountain, everyone quietly went to the latrine-Manniang and they glared at Fu Shi several times.

And, in the end, as soon as everyone walked, they all felt that their stomachs were swaying.

Paying for one is also counted as a cocoon self-restraint.

caused Li Changbo to laugh and laugh unkindly.

Even more so that everyone couldn't help laughing: although I am in pain, it is very cool to watch others in pain! I'll play again next time!

When they reached the foot of the mountain and got into the carriage, almost everyone let out a long exhale, and then sat down.

And on the way back, the carriage was swaying, and several of the people in the carriage were asleep.

Even a person like the county lord of Heyuan, who often rides horses, was crooked on Lu Zhichun's shoulder, and his mouth was slightly open when he slept.

Fu Shiyi was also a little unbearable.

So he took the initiative to pull Li Changbo and muttered: "I'll lean on for a while and squint." ”

After speaking, he directly put his head on Li Changbo's shoulder.

So much so that Li Changbo stiffened all of a sudden.

Although Lu Zhichun was silent, he looked at Li Changbo and began to laugh.

Li Changbo's face was slightly red when he was teased, but he still said silently: "Each other, each other." ”

However, King Minjun next to him was shocked: It turns out that the little lady Fu is so active?!

Then he looked at Li Changbo's shoulder, looked at Lu Zhichun's shoulder, and then looked at his shoulder, completely sour: No, I want to marry a daughter-in-law!

Along the way, King Minjun spent his time in sadness.

And Fu Shiyi completely regarded the first male god of Chang'an City as a tool man, pillowed on his shoulder, slept soundly, and had no other thoughts.

After arriving at the Shiwei Museum, everyone parted ways.

The county lord of Heyuan hadn't forgotten about the divine dragon, and beckoned to Fu Shi in a daze: "I'll pick you up tomorrow morning." ”

Fu Shiyi also glared in confusion and beckoned: "Then come early, and have breakfast by the way——"

Li Changbo looked down at Fu Shiyi's confused appearance, the corners of his mouth couldn't help rising, and suddenly he had a little careful thought: Fu Xiaoniang is like this, I really want to tie her to my side, and I am not allowed to let others see it.

This night, everyone in the Shiwei Pavilion casually went out to eat mutton in a saliva basin, and then they all went home to wash and sleep.

When they went home, everyone thanked Fu Shiyi: if it wasn't for Fu Shiyi, where could they enjoy this?

Fu Shi smiled: "In the future, we will come back once a month." It doesn't have to be going out to play, you can also go to other restaurants. ”

The crowd was even more grateful.

When he went upstairs, Fu Shiyi called Manniang upstairs and said that he had something to discuss with her.

At first, Manniang thought that Fu Shiyi wanted to listen to today's account, and was about to speak, when she heard Fu Shiyi: "It's October, I thought, after the Winter Solstice Festival, our business is not so good, so you will slowly put up this year's accounts." See how much profit you make. ”

This matter, Manniang also thought about it, and immediately nodded: "Little lady Fu doesn't have to worry about it, when the time comes, I will finish the account book, and then I will come to you." ”

Fu picked up a little head, and said: "You go out these days, find a silversmith, go and order a few silver hairpins, let's pick up the women of the restaurant, one for each person." ”

"Then I went to the leather shop and ordered three pairs of leather boots, three of them, one pair for each of them."

Manniang was stunned: "This costs a lot of money." ”

"Well, divide the net profit we earn into ten parts, and take out two shares to do this. If there is anything left, give Ah Mei and Guo's son a long-life lock. Just be small. Fu Shiyi rubbed his sore legs and smiled: "Over the past year, we have all worked hard. Especially Yan Niang and my brother, how much suffering they have suffered with me. ”

Manniang didn't know what to say, and finally her eyes were a little sour: "What about the little lady herself?" If you say it's hard, it's still your hardest. ”

"The shop is mine, the house is mine, I still have so much money, and my hard work is rewarded." Fu Shiyi grinned: "I estimate that our Shiwei Pavilion is this scale, and if it is bigger, I don't have that ambition." There's only so much to offer you. Don't be disgusted. ”

"The little lady said this to torment us." Manniang's tears fell: "If it weren't for the little lady, we wouldn't even be able to live." ”

After a pause, she felt that she couldn't ask for these, so Manniang advised: "The little lady still keeps the money, and when the time comes, she will marry Li Xianling, and she will be a dowry." ”

Fu Shiyi waved his hand: "Where do you need so much dowry." I still have a lot of money, and I don't spend much. Besides, there is also the golden cake that His Majesty gave me! ”

After a pause, she lowered her voice and confessed to Manniang: "Originally, I still wanted to buy the old mansion of the Fu family back, but the old mansion of the Fu family is in the hands of Li County Ling, and I will marry him in the future, that is the matter of the left hand to the right hand, what am I trying to save money for?" ”