Elena is a road idiot.

Although she once attributed this situation to some kind of physical deficiency, or the electromagnetic fields of the chaotic modern city that affected her judgment of direction, or the unclear guidelines of municipal planning......

But when the situation continues to survive tenaciously after the crossing, there is only one explanation left:

- Road Idiot is a superlative binding attribute derived from the soul, which cannot be destroyed, cannot be sold, cannot be discarded, and cannot be decomposed.

However, road idiots are not the same as idiots.

In fact, there is plenty of evidence that road idiots are mostly learned people.

Almost every road idiot will try to strengthen himself with knowledge, metaphysics, animal companions, etc., before finally accepting his fate, in the hope of breaking the curse left by the world on him.

For example, Elena is very skilled at using the angle between the sun and the watch to calculate dimensions and directions.

She was able to answer without thinking that the solar system was located within the three rings of the Milky Way, and that it was located on top of the Orion Arm, a secondary spiral arm between the Centaur Spiral Arm and the Perseus Spiral Arm.

She was able to easily tell the south side of the sun and the north side of the shade based on the sparse distribution of the rings of the truncated trees.

Even at night, she can correctly answer the position of the south, east, and west according to the constellations in the sky or the shape of the clouds blown by the monsoon.

Not to mention, as a nature lover, she can even roughly guess the climate zone, altitude range, and geological conditions she is in by the vegetation and biomes around her.

But......

She just couldn't find where she was looking for!

This is the road idiot!

For Elena, there was essentially no difference between knowing the name of the aisle she was in and knowing that the place she was in was called Hogwarts Castle and that Hogwarts was located somewhere in the Scottish Highlands.

"So, should I be glad I was able to see the right direction to Salzburg?"

Grindelwald crossed his arms, leaned on the edge of a familiar three-way intersection, and said with a funny look at the white-haired ball in front of him.

"The first time I've heard of Hogwarts students who don't even know where to get to the Great Hall. ”

This is the third time that he has returned to the original point, and no matter how the white-haired dumpling in front of him quibbles, it is impossible for him to be deceived again.

During this time, Grindelwald was able to partially appreciate the secrets of Hogwarts Castle - such as the abandoned bathrooms filled with an uneasy gray mist, the unreformed dungeons reverberating with eerie whispers, the warehouses full of decaying potion materials, and the empty classrooms with suspicious tissues discarded......

You must know that in the magic castle, the path is sometimes limited to the path that can be seen by the naked eye, and Grindelwald, who has a high sense of magic, and Elena, who is as intuitive as a magical creature, can always find those "shortcuts" hidden behind stone walls and curtains that seem to lead to the right direction.

The two Dark Lord Highnesses, one old and one young, relying on their own strength, can naturally shuttle around the castle at will without any scruples, and walk the shortest distance according to their intuition.

- And then after dozens of minutes of exciting journeys that can be called the exploration of the castle, I went around and around and returned to a strange and familiar starting point, huh...... An additional word "re" may need to be added.

Grindelwald finally understood why, when she was at Newmondard Castle, whenever Elena was out and about, she had to forcibly drag him out for a walk whenever it involved moving between floors - and in the name of maintaining a moderate amount of exercise to avoid fat accumulation.

Perhaps, the main reason is that if you accidentally get lost, you will never find your way back to the bedroom, right?

"Hehe, then you tell me how to walk? I just said that you can find the direction through the stone wall, isn't it you-grandpa?!"

Elena raised her head, glanced at the "unrelated grandfather" who was talking cool next to her, and said angrily.

"Since everyone is a road idiot, don't shirk each other's responsibilities in this situation where there are no outsiders. ”

The saying that things gather like and people divide by groups is very reasonable.

The world is fair, and with great magical talents, sometimes you have to pay some other price in exchange for it—such as a relatively weak sense of direction.

"Don't compare me to you, if it weren't for the magic bans in this castle, it would have taken a simple illusion to reach your destination. ”

Grindelwald's face froze, and he snorted coldly, his face full of displeasure.

"After all, who asked to leave the classroom door?!

Since Dumbledore had to discuss with Snape some future lesson adjustments, as well as some additional instructions, Elena and "Mr. Otto" were naturally invited outside the classroom for the time being.

And then......

"Why don't we go to the school auditorium first, but before we know it, I'm a little hungry." - said Elena.

In classic French cuisine, it makes sense that "snail baked with cheese" is used as an appetizer before a feast.

The right amount of protein, combined with cheese and parsley to stimulate the stomach and mouth to the greatest extent possible, can indeed fully awaken the memory of hunger.

Grindelwald, who was already a little hungry, naturally gladly agreed to Elena's proposal, choosing to leave Dumbledore and Snape behind, and the two went to the Great Hall first.

But—

Who would have thought that this "rising star of the wizarding world", who could come and go to rob the Potions professor's office and ransack the central kitchen of Hogwarts, would be a hopeless road idiot.

What's more, Elena is also the king of the road idiot world.

You know, the scary thing about road idiots is not that she can get lost alone, but that she can make a whole group of people lose their way with her - even if 99% of them are humans with a normal sense of direction.

And the remarks of such people are often full of temptation!

"...... in terms of probability"

When first encountering a fork in the road, Elena makes a flawless deduction - it's scientifically sound to point the way based on probability, but most road nerds will always accurately trigger a low-probability event......

"I think this road is more familiar, and if nothing else, I should have walked ......"

Of course, by returning to the same place twice in a row, this argument can no longer be falsified - it is already familiar indeed.

"Are you sure you made the right choice, and if I'm not mistaken, you're coming to Hogwarts for the first time, right?"

This was when Grindelwald was trying to point in the other direction, and Elena subconsciously questioned it, and it was really not because she was sure.

"Shut up, I'll decide the direction next. Grindelwald said when he first returned to square one.

However, unfortunately, even if Grindelwald led the way the third time, the two still returned to square one......

"Why don't you ask Professor Dumbledore for help? ”

Elena rubbed her hungry stomach and looked at Grindelwald with a sad face.

The underground complex of Hogwarts is so terrifying that there really won't be a missing spot in this school?

"One last try. ”

The corner of Grindelwald's eye twitched, he must have been late to the auditorium by now.

With Albus's character, although he can't say anything, he will definitely laugh at him silently in his heart.

"Speaking of which, I seem to hear some strange noise in the direction of the left, so let's go in this direction this time. ”

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Mutter~

Chapter 1~

Sort of a normal update for today.

There are still three chapters left, and all the arrears are paid off, coo-coo, and the fat chicken is trying to flutter its wings in the code.

PS: Dear round-faced fat chickens, did you give the cute [Elena Kaslana] a heart today?