Chapter 281: There are celebrities on the list of gods
"Bah! Thief who can't be killed!"
All the ancestors turned their heads to look, and the roaring dog jumped over and punched the spice pile, and the spice pile suddenly sank into more than half a meter deep!
Of course, before leaving the stone table, the Howling Sky Dog did not forget to snort the mahjong.
I saw that the ground next to the spice pile was slightly raised, and it moved rapidly to the southwest, like a blood vessel, and like a terrible parasite moving rapidly under the skin.
Shang Tong and Chen Jian stepped forward urgently, and their feet were like pounding medicine, each footprint was twenty or thirty centimeters deep, and this pile of spices no longer needed to be cleaned.
The Howling Dog kicked all the way through the shack and pursued it in a southwesterly direction.
Chasing and chasing, the bulge got lower and lower, and finally disappeared.
"It's ...... Ran away?" Yu Le never grabbed the opportunity to make a move, and even Sun Xiaoliu kicked a few times, although the footprints were shallow.
"Can't run away from him!" the whistling dog lay on the ground, his nostrils twitching slightly, and finally continued to crawl southwest, slightly to the west.
In the process of crawling, the howling dog even took on its original form, a pure black shiny thin-waisted dog, with bent front legs, backward kicks, mouth touching the ground, and buttocks raised high.
The movements should be very professional, but the posture is a little indecent......
As soon as the roaring dog raised his head, Chen Tong and Shang Tong took turns to fight, kicking the ground violently, and going all the way to the southwest.
Even a few steps in advance, kicking the deep pit to block it, Sun Xiaoliu jumped happily.
Night Wind and Morning Dew also joined the team, but their cultivation was too poor, two and a half meters tall, two meters at any time when they raised their legs, they opened their formation, exhaled and made a sound, and slammed their feet down, kicked six or seven centimeters at most, and then bared their teeth.
Yu Le was also unwilling to be lonely and tried a few times, it was still much stronger than the night wind and morning dew, and he could almost kick out about ten centimeters, not past the surface of his feet.
The soil layer of the fairy world was too hard, and Yu Le was shocked to the point that his legs were sore.
After chasing out more than 100 meters all the way, the Howling Sky Dog finally stopped moving forward, and after sniffing carefully, he ordered viciously, "Planing me!"
Night Wind and Morning Dew finally came in handy, carrying two pickaxes.
The hardwood pickaxe, which is more than three meters long and more than ten centimeters in diameter, is like a beam, but in front of it is a pointed beak the size of a stone bench...... Stone?
With these two pickaxes, they were brought to the world, and the ox carpenter designated two hundred pure steel pickaxes, and twenty thousand were not negotiable.
Although the stone pickaxe is ugly, the effect is not bad. The night breeze and morning dew struggled for a while, and was pushed away by the merchant Chen Tuan to replace him.
The progress of the pit was rapidly improved, and in the blink of an eye, a large pit was dug up to a depth of more than two meters.
The Howling Dog signaled to stop, jumped into the pit to sniff, and with a sharp pull, he pulled out a black and swarthy person!
"The pickled thief who can't be killed!" "The roaring dog took one of the thief's calves and threw it round against the cave wall, only to hear a "bang", and the stones and debris flew one after another.
After being thrown up by the Howling Dog, the thief twisted in pain, and the corners of his mouth, eyes, and nostrils were bleeding out. Although he can't be killed, I'm afraid he only has half a life left.
The whistling dog was still not enjoyable, and went up to "click" his feet, and the thief's two legs were immediately bent and discounted.
The sound of broken bones makes people's teeth sour to listen to.
This little thief looks like he is only one meter two or three tall.
Since Yu Le went to heaven, the characters he has seen are generally close to two meters or more, and those with this kind of stature are Nezha and Sun Xiaoliu.
"Brother Yang, leave him alive!" Yu Le also blocked the excited Sun Xiaoliu, Nima was naked!
The crotch beans are a little bigger!
"Don't worry, this fight is hard, you can't die!" Only then did the Howling Sky Dog return to its beautiful manly form, turned sideways slightly, and took out his clothes to put them on.
Sun Xiaoliu next to him didn't feel any discomfort, and he didn't mean to avoid it.
"Brother Yang knows this little thief?" Yu Le heard that the tone of the Howling Sky Dog was wrong.
"Tuxing Sun, Lao Tzu bit him back then!" "The Roaring Sky Dog looked disdainful.
Yu Le's head "buzzed".
Tuxingsun?
He is good at escaping the earth, but he can travel thousands of miles a day, obey the persuasion of Shen Gongbao, steal the elixir and bundle immortal rope that the master is afraid of leaving his grandson, and use the immortal rope to defeat the heroes of the world. He was first a vanguard general under the command of Shang Tang Deng Jiugong, and then returned to Xiqi. In the end, he was killed by Zhang Kui in the Beast Cliff, left his name on the god list, and was named Tufu Xingjun.
Haven't we always been Journey to the West, why did we still get into the god list?
Yu Le's impression of Tuxingsun is that he is a lewd dwarf.
When Deng Jiugong asked Tuxingsun what reward he wanted, Tuxingsun rolled his eyes, bared his gums, and smiled obscenely and strongly, "I want to ...... Miss Want!"
Miss is Deng Jiugong's only daughter Deng Chanyu, who is alive and well out of a bloody drama in which Ma Zai counterattacks and marries a princess.
"Back in the mortal world, you could bite Lao Tzu's fart!" Tuxingsun really couldn't be killed, at least his head was very iron.
"Uh-......" The roaring dog stepped forward to fight, but was dragged by Yu Le.
"Aren't you traveling thousands of miles a day?" asked Yu Le amiably, at this speed just now, a kilometer a day is not bad, although traveling underground is also a good skill.
"Phew!" Tu Xing Sun spat out bloody spit, "The soil of the fairy world is too hard, Shengke Laozi!, otherwise, you turtle grandsons ......"
Well, this stinks too much.
Yu Le accidentally didn't catch the roaring dog, Tuxingsun screamed twice, and his two arms were also kicked and broken.
Five limbs were broken and four limbs were broken, and it must be difficult to escape.
The head of the fifth limb doesn't seem to be of much use.
"What about Miss Deng?" Yu Le remembered that after Tuxingsun was beheaded, Deng Chanyu avenged her husband, but she was hit by the Sun God Needle, and was beheaded by Gao Lanying.
Yu Le asked this, but also to confirm, is it really a god list?
"Phew, don't mention that cheap thing to Lao Tzu!" Tuxingsun really can't be beaten, but there is nothing to fight now.
The Howling Dog found a stone, and it was Nightwind who kindly helped him.
After all, if you kick the fifth limb, you will be buried.
The battle in the fairy world is really not gentle and frugal, and Yu Le has no way to put his beak.
Besides, there are celebrities on the list of gods, and if they die, they can reshape their bodies in the body shaping pool and resurrect them with full blood.
But looking at Tuxingsun's virtue, it seems that he is very bad, and Deng Chanyu should have left him.
"Lao Tzu won't kill you! After smashing the surrounding area clean, just keep the middle piece and hang it on a tree to dry!" The stone in the hand of the roaring dog was thrown one by one, with a cruel smile on his face, and it seemed that he was still looking for a place to start with interest.
"Do you want to be so ruthless?" Yu Le pinched his teeth.
"Yes!" Sun Xiaoliu jumped as high as he went.
"Let's do it, Lao Tzu shouted a pain, you raised it!"
"Lao Tzu is a rare tough guy!" "The roaring dog stepped forward with a grin, aimed at the fifth limb with great effort, and still smacked in his mouth, "It's too small, if you don't pay attention, you can't smash it!"
"Ah?!" Tu Xingsun struggled violently, after all, his hands and feet were broken, and he couldn't move his place no matter how hard he struggled, but he clamped his legs tightly.
Next to the night breeze and morning dew came on the field, struggling to move his thighs.
"It's just stealing some food from you, woo woo, it smells good, but it's not delicious, woo woo woo ......" Tu Xingsun wilted instantly, snot and tears flowed.
Is this thing still useful?
Don't look down on the little ones.
Yu Le couldn't help but remember, saying that the police had captured a green-haired turtle with explosives tied to it and preparing to use it as a self-propelled bomb, but a thick steel plate was tied to his crotch, saying that he was worried that there would be no use for him in heaven, after all, there were seventy-two raisins.
The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the guy can't lose it......
"Just stole some food?" the howling dog was still crouching there, throwing stones from his hands.
"I also stole some fine iron, one trip after another, so tired, woo woo, I haven't had time to sell it......" Tuxing Sun languished to the end, confessed leniently, and took the initiative to confess.
Chen Tuan and Shang Tong glanced at each other, and it turned out that they were a little overestimating Tuxingsun.
This goods is not even mixed with a bag, and it is not very convenient to transport the iron billet from the ground.
Tuxingsun was very patient, there were a total of one hundred pieces of fine iron in that box, Chen Qian used some of them, gave some of them, and there were still sixty or seventy pieces left.
This cargo is transported in a moving manner, and it is not annoying to go back and forth. Chen Jun's heart was a little bigger, and he didn't find out until he was stolen.
It's no wonder that after laying the iron plate, Tuxingsun didn't surface again, he thought he couldn't deal with it, after all, the iron plate was too big and too valuable. If you want to come to the owner of the iron plate, it must be very big, and the ability is not small.
Speaking of which, Tuxingsun can be regarded as cautious, he is a thief, not a robber.
As for spending so much money on a thief, it's like making a rat trap out of gold.
I can't afford to provoke, I'll hide.
I am not willing to hide, I always wander around, anyway, I have a long time as a god, and I don't want to die of old age.
As a result, he was captured by the fragrance of the flower duck, and finally took a risk.
It's actually the old tune of man-made cannibalism.
This is the spice that can make Shang Yu cry!
After Tuxingsun's confession and Chen Shushang's explanation, Yu Le finally understood the reason, and he was really a little crying and laughing.
This is the unintentional insertion of willows and willows.
If there are no these ducks, this mahjong does not know when it will be a head. The carefully arranged monitoring is completely unbelievable, and Chen Tuan's eyes are even more masochistic......
"How did you know there was fine iron here?" asked Yule amiably.
"It was reported to me by the local land!" Since Tuxingsun admitted it, he simply admitted it to the end. After all, this black and strong young man looks much easier to talk than the Howling Sky Dog, and he is more credible. And the stone in the hand of the roaring dog may fall down at any time, and the world will be quiet from now on.
Seeing that Yu Le was puzzled, Shang Yu explained in a whisper, "Tuxingsun is the star monarch of Tufu, and he is in charge of the land according to the rules. ”
The land is not a territory, but the ultimate priesthood, which is called the land lord or the land lord in the world.
In the fairy world, he can't be a prince, and he can't be a master. Which one is his father, and which one is his father.
Before Xianfan was isolated, although the incense of the land lords everywhere was small, it couldn't stand the large number of people, and there were a lot of people who shared the profits to the grandsons of Tuxing, and the days of the year were also nourishing.
After the immortal fan was isolated, all the lands were ordered to go to the sky, and they were still very excited at the beginning, and finally went to the sky, this is the fairy world!
After all, because of the low cultivation and poor Taoism, after 10,000 years, they are basically dead.
There is land in the world, and of course there is land in the fairy world.
The indigenous lands of the fairy realm are in charge of a piece of land, or a mountain, each with its own sphere of influence, and each has its own boss, but the Tuxing Sun can't control them.
Speaking of which, after coming to the fairy world, Tuxingsun, who specializes in retreating to the earth, is really unlucky, and he has no ability.
For example, Sun Xiaoliu is the steward of the main hall of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, Shang Tong is the supervisor, and Chen Tuan is the deputy supervisor, both of whom are Sun Xiaoliu's subordinates. But before Yu Le went to heaven, where could Sun Xiaoliu control the two of them? Of course, Shang Tong couldn't control Chen Tuan.
The order of the fairy world is relatively chaotic, one looks at how big the fist is, and the other looks at how hard the backstage is.
Of course, there are exceptions.
After all, Tuxingsun is the official director, and he has more or less won some subordinates.
For example, the nameless hill occupied by Chen Tuan is located in a remote area, there are no specialties or mineral deposits, the local land is weak, and there is no background to support him, so he recognized Tuxing Sun as the master.
Yu Le nodded when he heard this, and said with a pleasant face, "Old-fashioned, you are quite sad to say, and my brothers don't want to be difficult for you." You're calling out the local land, right?"
Corny?
Tuxingsun heard this title fresh, and also felt very cordial.
Well, people are under the roof.
ps: Thank you Wang Qi'an for quietly being promoted to helmsman!