Huang Shaohong finished smoking the cigarette in his hand, flicked his middle finger fiercely, and the cigarette fart drew an arc in the air and landed on the other side of the wall, and on the other side of the wall was another crew, which is said to be the Northeast version of "Dragon Babu".

I heard a person on the other side of the wall shouting: "One Yang Finger! Suddenly, someone shouted, "Oh mom, it's burning me!" ”

An older voice rang out: "Click! Xiao Song, you feel very good now, showing the strong pain after being injured by a yang finger, your performance is very real......"

The voice was halfway through, and the voice changed: "But who told you that you will be burned when you are hit by a yang finger, it hurts, you have to shout that it hurts, don't shout hot, okay, you tell me, Xiao Song, okay?" ”

"Oh, mom, Director Zhao, you can have a snack, I'm letting people throw cigarette butts around their necks, what a mess!"

Huang Shaohong knew that he was in trouble when he heard this, and he wanted to run when he stepped on the accelerator, but the accelerator stepped on the end and the box of goods did not move, with the sound of the car starting, a thick white smoke erupted, accompanied by the burnt smell of the brake pads.

Uncle Grass! I forgot to let go of the handbrake again!

Huang Shaohong saw that there was so much smoke and wanted to go down to see if there was anything wrong with the car, but as soon as his feet touched the ground, his hands and necks were grabbed by someone 'bang'.

was suddenly caught, Huang Shaohong knew that he was at a loss, and hurriedly explained: "It's not the cigarette butt I threw away!" ”

"What did my brother say, it's you, Brother Zhang, and me!" Deputy Director Zhang stood in front of Comrade Xiao Huang, with a harmless smile, but it was this smile that made Comrade Xiao Huang feel creepy.

"Brother Zhang, what's the matter with you, I'm still in a hurry to go back and send the car!" Comrade Xiao Huang casually made up a reason and planned to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.

Xiao Song next door will chase after him!

"Of course it's a good thing for my brother to find you, let me tell you, there is a stuntman with diarrhea today, isn't there a scene to delay, by the way, it is to be a stand-in for the male number one!"

Deputy Director Zhang said and looked Huang Shaohong up and down, revealing a satisfied look:

"Brother, I see that you are about the same size as the actor, and I recommended you in front of the director as soon as possible, how about just one shot, you don't have to move, the director gives this number, and you will check out the bill as soon as you finish filming!"

Deputy Director Zhang stretched out his big slap, and his fingers the thickness of five carrots kept gesturing in front of Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Huang Wenyan looked at the male number one who was at least seven or eight centimeters taller than himself and asked, "I said Brother Zhang, are you blind, he is more than 1.80 meters, and I am more than 70 meters, this is called about the same size?" ”

"What's the big deal, if you step on two bricks under your feet when you shoot for a while, you just say you don't do it."

Huang Shaohong saw him stretch out his slap and thought he was giving five hundred yuan, to be honest, he is not bad for the five hundred now, but for young people, the attraction of making movies is still great.

I had the heart to try it, but when I thought about it again, I had to sell gold ore in the afternoon, so I instantly extinguished this thought.

was about to refuse, but I heard Deputy Director Zhang urging in a hurry: "Brother 5,000 oceans, this is a lot, you can get a big fruit when you go out." ”

“5000？ There must be a risk in giving so much, right? Huang Shaohong didn't do it anymore, and he was not a professional stand-in, so there was no need to risk this money.

Deputy Director Zhang said with a smile on his face:

"Is there no risk to give this number? But don't worry, these people are professional, they can't hurt you, you're not happy to change a big fruit for you, I haven't heard that someone sold a kidneys for a big fruit, you are equivalent to picking it up for nothing, don't forget to invite Brother Zhang to eat when you send money! ”

Huang Shaohong still shook his head: "Forget it, I'm not short of this money, so I won't do it!" ”

"Don't, Brother Zhang will be honest with you, I really don't have anyone here, you help me top it, otherwise, I'll get you to the crew as a scene or something, I guarantee that I can earn more than you send a box lunch, and you can also learn something from it, and you can make a cameo when you have a play, maybe one day you will become a star or something!"

This sentence made Huang Shaohong a little bit more heartfelt, he didn't think about being a star, but he didn't plan to continue to do it with his second uncle, and when the time came, he couldn't stay at home every day except for fitness and boxing and entering the game world, and he always had to have a superficial livelihood.

In addition, if you really find a job, you can have an excuse to come out of the second uncle, and the second uncle in the province will have other ideas.

Seeing that Huang Shaohong hadn't agreed, Deputy Director Zhang simply sank his face: "I said, why are you so ignorant, whose house I order this box of lunch, how to do your business, so hard for you to do a small favor?" ”

As soon as Huang Shaohong heard this, he immediately lost his temper, don't mess up the second uncle's business because of this little thing, and immediately nodded and said, "Come on...... Hurry up, I have something to do in the afternoon! ”

Seeing that he agreed, Deputy Director Zhang smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "You wait, I'll go and tell the director!" ”

This goods trotted all the way to Xu Laowei and whispered: "The director is not easy to do, yesterday the leg was broken because the stunt team didn't do it well, and no one dared to do it today, I told Master Huang who delivered the box lunch, and they agreed, but they wanted it." ”

Deputy Director Zhang gestured with his big hand and stretched out a finger: "Ten thousand, do you think it?" ”

Old Monster Xu's eyes widened, and before he could speak, the assistant next to him spoke: "Okay, this is cheaper than the martial artist we brought from Hong Kong Island, this kid is okay, he dares to play with his life for 10,000 yuan, and Deputy Director Zhang is also thanks to you for saying, we are more and more optimistic about you!" ”

Deputy Director Zhang ran back to Comrade Xiao Huang: "Brother, 5,000 is here, don't thank me, who made us have a good relationship!" Come, who's that...... Makeup artist, get him done, shave his head and put on a hood! ”

Deputy Director Zhang and Huang Shaohong have a good relationship on weekdays, but it is normal for them to pluck their geese and pump water in them, so they directly deduct half of the money.

"What? Brother Zhang still has to shave his head, I don't do it, my head is a post-modern decadent style, if you shave your head, you have to add money! ”

Huang Shaohong is now exercising and boxing every day, his hair is long, sweating is too uncomfortable, and he is trying to cut a board inch, this is okay to shave a bald man for free, and he can grow back in a few days, but he is not stupid, why don't you ask for money.

"Okay! As soon as you shave your head, Brother Zhang will add 100 lines to you out of his own pocket, you have made a lot of money, you see Jordan, Kobe, Chen Xiaoer, and Guo Dastatham and other celebrities, don't they all have this kind of head shape, if you don't want to grow back in two months"

As he spoke, he pulled Comrade Xiao Huang down on the stool and pressed it, and a makeup artist came over and picked up a razor, and Xiao Huang became bald with a few knives.

The stylist came up and put on a set of Huang Feihong's suit for him, Xiao Huang looked at his style in the mirror and was very satisfied, because the name was one word different from Huang Feihong, he was called Master Huang for so many years, and today he finally wears this suit.

Turning his head to Deputy Director Zhang on the side, he joked: "Brother Zhang, do you think I'm a Huang Feihong with Aunt Thirteen, you have to think about the hero's personal problems!" ”

"Okay, look at the sweeping aunt in our crew......"

After everything was dealt with, Deputy Director Zhang put his arm around his shoulders and told Comrade Xiao Huang about the play: "You don't have to do anything for a while, just stand in the circle on the ground, you know?" ”

Comrade Xiao Huang asked with some curiosity: "I said Brother Zhang, you have to tell me what the hell is filming!" ”

Deputy Director Zhang said impatiently: "Have you watched "* Plan Sequel", Brother Long has a scene, a wooden frame fell down, Brother Long just passed through the gap, unscathed, let's shoot that, hey!" ...... Don't run! ”

When he saw that Huang Shaohong was about to pick a pick, he hurriedly stopped in front of him and persuaded: "Brother Long was filmed twenty years ago, and now that technology is so advanced, can you still hurt you?" Besides, your head is shaved, if you don't do it, you won't have a penny, this is 5,000 oceans! ”。

Huang Shaohong pondered it too, Xu Lao Wei is a famous director, and the regular crew is estimated to have no risk, but I am afraid that I will think too much.

Deputy Director Zhang saw that Huang Shaohong still had the intention of retreating, and vouched: "In this way, you helped me this time, how about I still order a boxed lunch at your house for the next crew?" ”

Huang Shaohong himself was moved by what the other party said, and when he heard this, he immediately nodded: "Okay, this is what you said!" ”

Several stuntmen re-checked the shelf's landing point, reconfirmed the position, pulled the shelf up with two prepared ropes, and then tied to the two ends of the wooden stakes under the fence, which were controlled by the two stuntmen.

After a while, when the director shouted to start, the two stunt masters let go of the two ropes at the same time, and the shelf fell down.

When he stood under the shelf, Huang Shaohong regretted it a little, and said in his heart that he wouldn't be greedy for a small price and suffer a big loss, right?

Standing honestly on two bricks and standing in the painted circle did not dare to move, he was also afraid that he would stand incorrectly for a while, and take something away from him when the shelf came down.

At this time, Xu Laowei picked up the guide tube: "Each group is ready to ......"

Old Monster Xu's voice sounded, and the two special masters had already untied the rope and held it tightly in their hands, and as soon as the director shouted, they were done as soon as they let go.

But at this moment, a dark and thin figure climbed up on the wall next to the shelf, and turned over from the wall with a 'bang', pointing to this side and scolding: "I said that it was a cigarette butt thrown by Ying'er who was immoral just now...... Burn me! Can you have a snack? ”

The sudden scene startled the two special masters who were holding the rope, and one of them was frightened, and the rope in his hand that was originally tight suddenly came out of his hand.

The wooden shelf suddenly fell forward obliquely, and the other special master couldn't hold it at all, so he could only watch the wooden shelf fall.

Because only one end of the rope was loosened, the wooden frame was unevenly stressed, and the falling point of the collapse was changed, which meant that it was impossible for Huang Shaohong to pass through the gap that had been set before.

Huang Shaohong also noticed that something was wrong at this time, and a creepy sense of fear arose, and he was surprised to find that the position where the wooden frame fell seemed to be deviated, and if it fell like this, he would definitely be smashed.

With the reflexes of 'red carp, green carp and donkey', he reacted immediately, and with the force under his feet, he wanted to escape with the method of 'advertising on the highway'.

"I'll rub it, it's not good!" This thing forgot that the body method was only practiced in a dream, and in reality he didn't have the courage to go to the highway to level up, so the body couldn't catch up with the mind at all.

And he stepped on two bricks under his feet at this time, and this force was so hard that he couldn't die under his feet, and his whole body fell directly to the ground.

When I saw that the huge wooden shelf was about to be photographed, a message came to my mind:

"The 'Ten Thousand Worlds Landing System' has completed the binding of the master, and the new plane has been successfully opened...... Start the second phase of the trial, and if the mission is successful, the 'Ontology Login' function will be enabled, and if it fails, the function will be permanently frozen. ”

Before Huang Shaohong could figure out what was going on, a sudden wave of dizziness struck, and his consciousness fell into darkness.