Chapter 21, Spring dreams without a trace
"Hmph, aren't you ready to leave? It's a shame on your own! One! Two! Three! ”
Tang Jie was afraid that he would not be determined and would be used by this unknown woman, so he simply forced himself to be ruthless, quickly counted three counts, and immediately closed the door and turned around to call the master.
With the power of the long needle on his foot, at the moment when the door panel was about to close, Wen Wang suddenly reached out and pressed the door panel to forcibly open the door, and the other hand grabbed Tang Jie's collar like a pliers, and pounced on Tang Jie and pushed Tang Jie to the ground.
"We also had a skin-to-skin kiss last night, and you couldn't bear to do it to me so decisively! I order you to pull the needle out! If you don't dare to pull it out, I will let you lose the opportunity to stay in the division forever! ”
At this time, King Wen had long since lost his weak appearance just now, and stared at Tang Jie with a breath of resentment and angry eyes, revealing his original character, and angrily intimidating Tang Jie.
"You...... You have a physical ......" Tang Jie was startled by King Wen who suddenly pounced, his heart beat faster and shyly avoided King Wen's eyes, his hands were not idle, he quietly touched into his pocket and took out a lollipop, chatted with King Wen and waited for the opportunity to stuff the candy into his mouth to save himself.
"You keep asking me to pull out the needle, is there something hidden? Only when I know your hardships can I better understand you and help you take revenge, so let's sit up and have a good chat, okay? It's so embarrassing, my master is still in the house, and it's embarrassing for me to be so close. ”
Tang Jie was knocked down by a girl for the first time since he could remember, not to mention that he was extremely embarrassed, he didn't dare to move at all, and could only lie on the ground stiffly like a puppet.
"You want to know me? Then fall with me! ”
Wen Wang said and slowly approached Tang Jie, Tang Jie was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and would not refuse, so he pulled out the long needle on Wen Wang's toe at a loss.
At the same time that the long needle was pulled out, Wen Wang disappeared out of thin air, and countless long pink hairs scattered onto Tang Jie's face, Tang Jie was still a little stunned, and slowly reached out and grabbed the hair on his face to look at it.
The hair suddenly seemed to have spirituality, and quickly burrowed into Tang Jie's mouth and nose.
"Ahem...... Click...... Ah......h
Tang Jie held the long needle and turned over and lay on the ground, painfully pulling the hair that drilled into his mouth, but unfortunately he not only did not pull the hair out, but let more hair go down his fingers into his mouth to plug the trachea, Tang Jie wanted to speak and wanted to reach out to the master who was only a door away from him for help.
But his thoughts were all extravagant in front of King Wen's long hair, and in just a few seconds, Tang Jie, who was so disgusting that he retched, was stuffed with long pink hair, which indirectly caused difficulty breathing, and he lay on the ground in pain, struggling to raise his hand to push open the door of the master's bedroom, and finally fainted silently because of the lack of oxygen......
"Red beans are beautiful, red beans are red, red before the mountain is red, red beans are red, red beans are red, red in front of the door and red in the window......"
The earth-shattering ringing bell of the old man finally woke up Xu Risheng, who was sleepy, and he reached out to pick up the phone and shouted:
"Hey! Who is it! Early in the morning, you still don't let people sleep? ”
"Early in the morning? Old Xutou, do you still want to do it! It's 8:47:56 now! At nine o'clock, the soul was sent to the funeral home to set up the venue, do you want to do it and I will go to Luo Xinghe, that kid recently had a girlfriend who paid a lot of money, and he is short of money, so he doesn't pick any dirty work, just give the money. ”
Jinan's questioning voice came out of the mobile phone.
Five thousand years ago, although the Wen family was plotted by the Mo family and fell, after all, it was once the top, and the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse, and there are still people in the family who use the exclusive weapons of the Wen family, and they are also registered in the Deed Management Bureau, so the future affairs of King Wen are in the face of the Wen family, and they are under the management of the Logistics Department of the Deed Management Bureau, and the person in charge of the part-time logistics department is Jinan.
To put it bluntly, after he asked Grandpa Cheng to die, he used 30,000 yuan to annex the Mo family's shop from Mo Dabao, and now his family has rented out the shroud wreath ice coffin to the paper coffin to write the couplet, and the business is readily available, which can be called the giant of the funeral industry in D City.
"Hey...... I'm old, I'm sleepy, and I slept without paying attention, and my apprentice didn't call me, and I was almost about to delay things, but don't worry, I will go to the municipal hospital on time at nine o'clock with the earth shrinking technique, and I will definitely not delay your business. ”
Xu Risheng smiled innocently, and his eyes looked around the room looking for Tang Jie.
"Use less earth shrinkage, that's a longevity thing, I don't want you to die in front of me!"
Jinan complained about Xu Risheng, hung up the phone and stood at the door of the municipal hospital, waiting for their master and apprentice to shrink to the ground.
After hanging up the phone, Xu Risheng took care of his hair and beard slightly, put on a robe and pretended to look like a fairy wind and bones, and then began to look for Tang Jie all over the house.
"Tang Jie! Tang Jie! Xu Risheng opened the cabinet and lifted the bottom of the bed, and there was no trace of Tang Jie in the entire bedroom.
"Hey, this little cub, don't you know if you can't have bones? Without the protection of the viewing glass, his physique is the favorite of the demons, and he dares to run around knowing that he has a task today, and when I catch you, I will break your leg first! ”
Xu Risheng was muttering to himself that he wanted to punish Tang Jie for running around, and when he opened the bedroom door, he saw Tang Jie lying on the ground and sleeping.
"Hey, apprentice wake up! It's 8:55, and we won't have anything to eat for a week if we don't go out! Your sugar is about to run out! ”
Xu Risheng stretched out his hand and patted Tang Jie's face, but Tang Jie was still lying on the ground and did not move, without any intention of opening his eyes.
"Hey, you usually take care of me, do you still want Master to take care of you today? In the future, I should assign you a morning class to correct your lazy sleep problem! ”
Xu Risheng didn't find anything abnormal about Tang Jie, went to the kitchen to catch a basin of cold water, and splashed it all on Tang Jie mercilessly.
"Ahh Tang Jie gasped and woke up instantly, and subconsciously waved the long needle in his hand to attack the person who splashed his cold water, but as soon as the hand holding the needle was waved a little, Tang Jie saw that it was the master and stopped it rationally.
"Master, what time is it? Didn't delay us to make more money, right? ”
Tang Jie's head was dizzy, and he had a feeling that he had been violated after being knocked down in his sleep, but that memory was vague, like a spring dream.
"Do you remember to be overdoing it today...... No, you usually say this to your teacher, why did you change your teacher to you today? ”
As soon as Xu Risheng opened his mouth to teach Tang Jie a lesson, he immediately realized that these words were usually used by Tang Jie when he counted down his own delays, and he was a master, so he had to think of something new.
But Xu Risheng is usually the person who is chased by Tang Jie behind his ass and takes care of him, and he can't think of any new words for a while, so he only held back one sentence after a long time:
"If you don't make an example, you won't do it again in the future."
"Oh, just know it's wrong, it's not too early, let's go, I'll go get the shrinking talisman, you check your equipment again, don't deduct anything bluffing, our main business is to eliminate demons after all, if you really meet an almighty person, you can also fight with them, and don't give the pill Fu Sect to drop the price."
After Tang Jie instructed Xu Risheng to pin the long needle in the pocket of his clothes, and go to the side to find the talisman paper, Xu Risheng didn't think much about it and subconsciously replied:
"Okay, for the sake of the teacher, I will check again...... Well? Didn't you wake up late and almost make a mistake? How did it become Master's fault again? ”
By the time Xu Risheng reacted that something was wrong, Tang Jie had already pulled his sleeve and shrunk to the door of the municipal hospital.