Chapter 2 The Smelly Mask

Jokes aside, Chen Ye asked Zhou Xiao to eat hot pot tomorrow to apologize.

Zhou Xiao, who returned home, continued to study oleoleum masks.

A mask is a gelatinized medium containing Oleobacterium. To be precise, it should be mask clay.

Whereas, gelatinization is a sign of the maturation of Oleobacterium on the culture medium.

When such a product is applied to the face overnight, the medium will be fully integrated with the human skin, and the oleobacteria in the medium can penetrate deep into the pores to "eat" the oil and dead skin on the skin as food, and then metabolize water, a small amount of alcohol and some trace elements that are beneficial to the skin, etc., these ingredients can shrink the pores.

The Oleum oleum in the medium multiplies very quickly, and has taken up a full amount of medium, and the original light green medium has turned brown.

Zhou Xiao opened the medium, and a disgusting smell of sulfide came to his nose.

Right! The smell of sulfide is almost the same as the smell of stinky tofu or public toilets on the street, or even stronger.

Next week, Xiao understands why there is still an option for the "disgust index" in the system.

It's no wonder that someone is willing to use such a disgusting mask!

Zhou Xiao herself must not be willing to let such a disgusting black stinky thing be applied to her face.

"Hey!" Zhou Xiao gave up trying, and he planned to replace the technology products.

Pull back the panel information, and many ununlocked technologies are of great interest to Zhou Xiao, such as PC operating systems, computer chips, voice assistants, anti-cancer drugs, and so on.

But I don't want to, the system tells you that if the first technology product does not meet the requirements of the disgust value or monopoly value, it will not be able to get the next technology product.

Zhou Xiao looks at the system panel.

[Oleobacterium mask: monopoly value: circle 0%; Aversion Value: Circle: 0.2%. Requirements: Circle value is greater than 60%. 】

This 0.2% should be contributed by Zhou Xiao.

If the monopoly value circle is greater than 60%, you will get a low-level technology at random.

If the aversion circle is greater than 60%, choose to get a low-level technology.

In contrast, it's more cost-effective to have a circle of aversion greater than 60%!

The range of monopoly or aversion value is also divided into circles, cities, regions, national, intercontinental, global and so on, and the 0.2% aversion value is contributed by Zhou Xiao himself.

Zhou Xiao looked at herself in the mirror, her face was full of acne scars, her nose was covered with blackheads, and her skin was greasy and reflective.

At the age of 24, he lived to be 43 years old.

Zhou Xiao also remembers that when she kissed her first girlfriend in college, her girlfriend joked: "I kiss you, I don't need to wipe lipstick, you kiss me, I don't need to wear moisturizer." ”

God doesn't need to wipe lipstick and don't wear moisturizer, what a disgusting metaphor.

Thinking of this, Zhou Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up!

It may be hopeless to make the Oleobacterium mask a bestseller, but it should have a good chance of making it a product that everyone hates.

But Zhou Xiao needs to master a balance, and at the same time, he needs to make people disgusted with the product, and at the same time, let more people know about it.

Zhou Xiao put on a mask and put the mask mud in the culture medium into a few cosmetic boxes left over by her mother.

When Zhou Xiao scooped the medium with a spoon, a strong foul smell came to his nostrils.

This kind of smell can make Zhou Xiao almost nauseous for dinner.

Zhou Xiao couldn't help but complain: "It's disgusting! The person who invented this mask is really talented! ”

Zhou Xiao packed four boxes, three boxes were given away, and one box was kept for fungus cultivation in the future.

The smell spread from Zhou Xiao's bedroom throughout the house, and even covered up the lo-mei that had always existed in the old Zhou family.

Zhou Xiao's mother, Chen Ling, walked in after knocking on the door, wrinkled her nose and said in disgust: "Zhou Xiao, did you bring stinky tofu to the bedroom to eat, eat less junk food, it's not good for your health!" ”

Zhou Xiao handed over the box containing the mask mud and said, "Mom, this is an Internet celebrity mask, it tastes a little strange, do you want to try it?" ”

"Take it, take it, throw it away! What the hell! Today's young people know Internet celebrities, Internet celebrities, Internet celebrities, who made such a disgusting thing. Chen Ling was extremely disgusted and asked Zhou Xiao to throw away the mask box.

Zhou Xiao not only didn't throw it away, but also happily opened all three boxes and handed them over, "Mom, you have worked hard for so many years, this is a little filial piety from your son, you accept it." ”

The stench of the three boxes came to her nose, almost making Chen Ling vomit nauseously.

Chen Ling was about to knock the mop in her hand on Zhou Xiao's head, and said angrily: "You wash my mother like this!" Hurry up and throw it away! ”

Chen Ling couldn't stand the smell, and pushed out the room and closed Zhou Xiao's door tightly.

The system panel is back to real information.

[Oleobacterium mask: monopoly value: circle 0%; Aversion value: 0.4% for circles. 】

Yes, Mom contributed a little bit of disgust.

Zhou Xiaole walked out of the room with a box of masks, went straight to his father sitting in front of the TV, and said: "Dad, you have aged a lot recently, do you want to use an Internet celebrity mask, it's just a little ...... smell"

Daddy: "Vomit ......"

[Aversion value: circle 0.6%]

Early the next morning, Zhou Xiao was called by Zhu Biao to the chairman's office to give a lecture.

"Gave you three weeks! You didn't come up with a single plan for me! There is no creativity in what I handed over! ”

Zhu Biao slapped the table heavily, and his anger was all written on his face, "Look at Su Yu!" Su Yu's product plan has been reviewed and started production! How do you compete with others like this. ”

Su Yu is also the backbone of the technical department, he is sleek and sweet-mouthed, and he has heard of some background backgrounds, so every task of technology is the lightest and easiest for Su Yu, and the most difficult one falls on Zhou Xiao's head.

At the same time, Su Yu is also one of Zhou Xiao's competitors for the post of deputy minister.

Zhou Xiao sighed in her heart, Su Yu's plan is much simpler, it is just to change the packaging on the basis of the existing products, and what about his own?

Zhou Xiao said listlessly: "Mr. Zhu, the standard you give is that the cost of a piece of soap cannot exceed five cents, in addition to the soap itself, these five cents should also add palm oil, proteolytic enzymes, lipolytic filial piety, starch decomposition enzymes, in addition to aloe vera extract, wormwood extract, motherwort extract, in addition to the exquisite packaging...... It's time to ask celebrities to endorse. ”

Zhou Xiao gestured five words in front of Zhu Biao, "Boss, the cost is five cents!" In the past two years, I can't find any way except to think of the flavor of the processing industry, or I would like to ask you for advice. ”

The boss's office is not soundproofed, and the members of the technical department outside the conversation door can hear it clearly.

When Chen Ye and the others heard Zhou Xiao say this, they couldn't help but laugh.

In fact, everyone knew that this was an impossible task, but they did not dare to raise objections to their faces.

Only Zhou Xiao, who has just come to the company, is not afraid of a tiger's heart and is straightforward.

Zhu Biao took a deep breath and nodded, and said, "If I can do it, I won't hire a graduate student with a high salary!" I'll add the cost to six cents for you, and within a week you have to come up with a plan. But there are no rules, there is no circle, today I will first deduct the performance of the technical department 500 to show punishment, and I will deduct money if I can't get it out next week! ”

Phew, damn capitalists! The idea was to try to deduct money, and also adopted the system of joint sitting to provoke the masses to fight the masses.

After returning to the office, Zhou Xiao conveyed the news of the boss's deduction to everyone.

"Ahh Deduction of money again...... "The members of the technical department shouted to the sky and the earth to live or die.

Su Yu said in a weird manner: "Hey, there are always so many people in the technical department, who can't do well and affect the team, I really don't know how this kind of person can enter the company." ”

Zhou Xiao felt that it didn't matter, because he had worked for so long, and he had never won the performance award written in the contract once, and Zhu Biao would always find various reasons to deduct it.

People are always animals with strong adaptability, and when a performance bonus of 500 yuan is deducted, everyone will always find some reason to comfort themselves.

Li Qiang sighed and said: "Today's stock loss is less than 500, which is considered a deduction." ”

Chen Ye hurriedly complained and said: "Brother Qiang, how is it today and Saturday, the stock market is not open." ”

Li Qiang was so angry that his chest hurt, "I think the A-share market opened and plummeted today, uncle, I have a short position!" ”

Chen Ye's eyes rolled, glanced at Zhou Xiao, and said, "Today, Zhou Xiao invited everyone to eat hot pot, and I will treat it as if I invited everyone, ah...... It's so much more enjoyable to think about it! ”

Zhou Xiao whispered to Chen Ye, "I only said that I would invite you alone, but I didn't say that I would invite the entire technical department!" ”

Chen Ye, who had a thick brain line, reacted and quickly covered his mouth.

Everyone in the technical department cheered: "Wow! It's true! Zhou Xiao, please eat! In this way, the mood is much better. ”

Zhou Xiao said helplessly: "I have been in the company for a year, and I haven't invited my brothers and sisters to dinner, so I thank you for your concern for me today." ”

Zhou Xiao's kindness was misinterpreted by Su Yu.

Su Yu naturally thinks that this is Zhou Xiao's attempt to win everyone over for next week's vice minister election.

Su Yu said: "Oh, Xiao Zhou, it's unfortunate! I have something to do today, I can't go, or another day, I'll invite you another day. ”

Many colleagues in the technical department who have a good relationship with Su Yu also said that they are not available at night.

Zhou Xiao is not angry, he saves money when there are fewer people.