Chapter 67: Dongli Kills the King!

The palace burned down, but there was still a palace.

This is all the product of the previous empress's absurdity and immorality, and I didn't expect it to come in handy during the change of regime.

Now there are many people serving in the lower palace.

But the only personal attendant of His Majesty is me.

- Q: What is it like to go from a county lord to a small squire?

Regret! It's regret!

At that time, I should have hugged 888's thigh and yelled: "Brother! Not only do I like you, I love you the most! You let me live, let's finish the task early, let's go out and fall in love! ”

However, there is no regret in the world for selling medicine, and I can only be glad that I didn't really anger him at that time, otherwise I don't know how to have a bad time in my current life.

888 patted my little head melon that was so frustrated that it drooped down, "Don't you want to eat called flower chicken?" The imperial kitchen should be ready, go back and eat, huh? ”

While thinking about the fragrant and crispy delicious Liuhara Lotus called Flower Chicken, I was looking at the beauty of the emperor.

Chromophobia also.

Hey.

888 pinched my nose, "Get up, still coquettish?" This time, I won't carry you, I will walk by myself, and I will not be allowed to eat until I have walked 5,000 steps. ”

Hmph, do you think you believe in a certain exercise, and count me as steps!

So 888 and I sweetly held hands (by mistake)...... Well, in fact, I was carrying the emperor's wide sleeved robe and headed all the way to His Majesty's bedchamber.

Unexpectedly, before being seen by the subordinates, I heard the content of their chewing tongues.

“…… Eh, what kind of Dongli Huan, I see, it's a fox! ”

"Isn't it, Israel's servant, it's a shame on our woman!" This is a woman who has infinite respect for the female deity Tianyu in the past.

"But people also have that capital! And looking at His Majesty, I like her a lot? ……”

"What do you like, the emperor is ruthless, maybe it's fresh for a while, maybe one day it will become a daylily, and it's cold thoroughly!"

"Don't say it, I've heard that she will be pampered and proud, don't you see how badly the little nail is bullied! Listen to the little nail, it's because of the inconsiderate service, I said a few words! ”

Since Your Majesty and I are always inseparable, oh no, I am always hung on the belt of my trousers by Brother 8, forced to be slimy, and the new people who entered the palace don't know who I am, so some bad rumors began to spread.

There are even those who despise me on the surface, and the kind of head-on collision has long been cleaned up by me, such as those nails and screws.

888 was as cold as ice, and his small eyes shot at me, "...... That's how you trust me? ”

I touched my nose innocently, and it wasn't my fault, what were you angry about......

Finally, a servant discovered 888's bright yellow voice, and was so shocked that he fell on his heels, and did not forget to stumble and say, "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty!!! ……”

"Ahh Your Majesty! ”

Everyone was shocked and quickly knelt down tremblingly. At this time, they don't see jealousy and sometimes disdain on their faces, and all that is left is fear.

888 sneered, "Very good, since the palace rules can't control your mouth, then just pull out your tongue!" Shut your mouth and expel yourself from the palace! ”

When the servants heard this, they became even more frightened, and trembled, "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty! The little one is wrong! Please be gracious, Your Majesty! I beg your majesty to be merciful! ”

"Yes, Your Majesty! It's the first offense ......"

"Huh. Can you forgive if you break it? What if you didn't chew your tongue for the first time, but killed someone? ”

The servant shuddered.

888 said in disgust: "If you look like you, you also have a face to arrange the people around me?" Israel's servant? Scold. ”

The man shook again.

"Well, then I'll open this favor!" 888 seemed to smile, "Someone! I pulled out my tongue, scratched my face, and sent it to my teeth! ”

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty spares your life! ”

"Spare your life, Your Majesty!"

However, 888 was originally a cold-hearted emperor, and these guys who didn't know what to do were all dragged down, and the screams gradually became inaudible.

Coincidentally, I'm not a virgin, it's good to be gone, and I'm quiet without me.

888 also dealt with the nails and hats, and also beat the chief steward and demoted him.

The manager didn't dare to put a single piece of, and trembled and said that the emperor was right, and the emperor was right!

At that time, the rooster had not yet come up, and I was so bored that I was sucking the grapes, which were very sweet, only a little sour, which was acceptable.

I was eating with juice in my hands and mouth, and two grapes in my mouth, when 888 came back.

He came up and pinched my chin, looking at me dangerously: "Shapipi, isn't it itchy, huh?" ”

Audience guys, it's definitely a dangerous move to have your chin pinched while eating grapes!

Because you may accidentally get stuck in your trachea!

This time, 888 really pinched the jaw of my fate, I Yiwu struggled to no avail, 8 tears rolled out, 888 only to find out that something was wrong.

Domineering dead straight man!

Bah!

He caught a glimpse of the skins of the grapes on the table, his face changed, and he picked me up and slapped me upside down, and I coughed and spat out the grapes.

At that moment, I just felt that it felt so good to be able to breathe, and it felt so good to be alive.

888's face was dark, so he simply put me in his lap and hit me.

Spanking pier kind!

This will not work!

The head can be broken and the blood can flow! How can the ass piercing be beaten!

After leaving the orphanage, Shapi has never suffered this kind of grievance again!

Gan!

I immediately turned over with light skills and tried to have an all-round fight with the dead straight man who almost killed me and humiliated me!

888 was even angrier, and I noticed that his eyes were darker when he was angry, like bottomless wormholes in the stars, and no one knew what was inside.

He grabbed my raised hand, stared at the tears coughed up from the corners of my eyes, and said word by word: "Get out of the penalty station!" If you don't realize it's wrong, you can't come back for dinner! ”

Don't bring such!

I resisted, I was not a child anymore! If you have the ability to punish the station, you have the ability to fight with me! ”

"Not a child? You can't choke on it if it's not a child?! ”

I was amazed, "Shameless! If it weren't for you, I could choke!? Why are you pinching my chin if you have something to do! ”

I was furious, and my other hand pinched 888's chin, and he glared at me angrily with red eyes, and the flesh on his jaw was piled up softly, and he looked a little cute.

The Ninety-Five was treated like this, but he didn't fight back.

“…… Let go. ”

"Hmph, I'll pinch you! Who made you bully me! "I'm a villain.

There was a sudden "clang" sound at the door, and the attendant who came in with the flower chicken shouted while running-

"Someone! Dongli is happy to kill the king! ”

Me: "......"

This is more wronged than Dou E, me!

Why isn't it snowing yet!!