Chapter 42: You're really me off
Apparently it was too late.
Tu Yongge squinted at my exposed arm and laughed, "You had a lot of fun, huh?" ”
I shook my head into a rattle, "Don't dare, don't dare, it's not fun, it's not fun." ”
Tu Yongge sneered, "So scared? Aren't you bold? Dare to put tracking powder on me? Turn around and look at me. ”
I thought to myself, he really knew.
But......
I said aggrievedly, "I want to too...... Don't carry my back collar! How do I turn around! It's really turned around and scared you to death! ”
Tu Yongge paused, coughed, and said, "...... Mouth. ”
"If you don't do it, you won't do good things!"
“…… One last time, open your mouth! ”
Oops, it seems that I drank too much wine at the last moment, and it was a bit of a brain.
I took a break and blushed: "If you don't open it, you won't open it!" You have the ability to threaten me, you have the ability to bite me! ”
Tu Yongge laughed angrily at me, let go of a hand and straightened me, and I looked at him in four eyes.
The prince's eyes are very good-looking, and there is a cold glint under the cold moon.
I thought to myself: It's a pity.
If you still pretend to look at me with admiration like the daytime, these eyes will be even more beautiful and affectionate.
The moon will also look less cold tonight.
Pity.
Tu Yongge stared at me coldly, his face unkind.
"What are you thinking, huh?"
Speaking of which, the prince is taller than me, and his body is slender.
The veil was dangling on the tip of my nose, the tip of my nose was itchy, I tried my best to hold back, and said in a muffled voice: "Lord Wang, hurry up and let go, I don't want to ......"
A sneeze almost popped out, and I endured it again and again, "...... I don't want to spoil your beautiful face......"
The prince obviously didn't like me saying that he was good-looking, and the other party's face was even colder, "I'm good-looking?" Is it good-looking? Look twice? Believe it or not, this king gouged out your eyeballs and fed them to the dogs! ”
Oh hoo.
Not only has martial arts, but he is also a complete madman.
…… But, it's so spicy! What a pervert! I like it so much (it's not)......
"Lord Wang......" I pushed his chest, "I really can't help it...... Yes...... Ah......h
Tu Yongge probably thought of some bad pictures from some monosyllables, and his face changed drastically, "Tian is shameless! ”
The next second-
Sneezing !!
A sneeze came out, and I was refreshed and spoke loudly.
However, the prince stood on the spot, and his face was green.
I trembled and pretended to be an ostrich, and said, "...... I've told you everything, but you didn't listen, so you can't blame me......"
Tu Yongge was incredulous, and word by word popped out from between his teeth, "You-still-have-face-aggrieved?!! ”
"I ...... So what...... It's human nature! You don't listen, you can't blame me! ”
I stiffened my neck, and Tu Yongge's face turned dark.
"Y-good."
I shivered.
It's terrible, it's terrible......
The cold other hand pinched my face and forced me to open my mouth, holding a pill in his mouth to put it in my mouth.
I'm afraid it's not poison!
8, brother, you are so ruthless!!
The instinctive perception of danger and dissatisfaction with the pain in my jaw made me, a drunkard, "whine" and bite the prince's finger.
Very hard!
However, the prince's hand was so strong that my jaw hurt so much that I couldn't close it, and I couldn't really bite him.
Tu Yong's singer's fingers were stained with spittle, and his cleanliness fetish attacked, this time he was really angry, "-Dongli Huan!" Believe it or not, this king really tore you! ”
“…… ......"I bit the prince's fingers, revealing my white teeth, and I was vicious.
That means that if you have the ability, you will come! Unless you don't want your fingers anymore!
Hum! Who's afraid of whom!
After the strength of the wine came up, I only felt that the world was spinning, and I could feather and ascend to the immortal, the whole person was fluttering, and the entire prince in front of me was virtual.
I thought to myself, hum, fight me!
I am the world's number one hero in martial arts!
I'll bite you to death!
- Can anyone explain what is going on with this large canine with bared teeth and claws?
Tu Yongge: "......"
Tu Yongge came back from his rage, squinted his eyes and said slowly, "...... Hero of the world, Panasonic mouth. ”
"No!" I stared at the gods in front of me.
Hmph, don't think that you immortals can do whatever you want if you are good-looking, I am a great hero who wants to eliminate violence and peace in this world!
Don't think you can threaten me just because you're good-looking!
Feed me poison? Don't eat!
Resolutely do not eat!
I won't eat you if you're good-looking!
Tu Yongge sneered, and simply stretched out his hand and patted me with internal force, I didn't pay attention, let go, and choked with the pill in my mouth for a long time.
I stared at the instigator in front of me, breathless, and my face flushed.
Tu Yongge said angrily: "Stupid! Chew it yourself! ”
He slapped me on my vest again, and I bit the pill in half and swallowed it with tears in my eyes.
Tu Yongge said coldly: "Big hero, isn't this just eaten?" ”
“…… Woo...... You immortals are so despicable! ”
Tu Yongge: "? ”
I looked up at him, teary eyes, "—you all know that I'm going to die if I eat sour!" Feed me poison and that's it! It turned out to be an acid poison! Despicable and shameless! ”
Tu Yongge paused, and subconsciously said: "You don't like to eat sour—no!" ”
His face turned black like the bottom of a pot for a moment, and he muttered to himself, "What's the matter with me? Forget it! Too stupid to do! ”
He approached me and whispered, "Hey, are you really drunk, or are you fake?" ”
"No, the great heroes of the world can't just fall!" I was strong enough to wipe my tears with my exposed half-amputated arm, "Interstellar, never admit defeat!" ”
Clenched his fingers, Tu Yongge's temples suddenly began to jump.
The interstellar people are all out, what else is there to explain?
Most of them are so drunk that they don't even know their mothers!
"Suffer death!"
I raised my fist, and a prickly man slammed into his arms!
Looking at the person in his arms, the corners of Tu Yongge's mouth twitched, "Get up." ”
"Sorry! Now my martial arts are all wasted, all thanks to your poison pills! I'll crush you! Let's see if you can roll over! Hum! ”
I felt that I was being pinched by the back of Fate's neck again, and I hummed, "It's useless, the same move won't work for me twice!" Now I can turn my head! ”
In order to prove it, I even proved it on the spot, and said proudly: "Hmph, you know how good I am!" This is an iron head work! ”
I don't know what kind of low-IQ creature is wriggling in my arms.
“…… You're done, Shapipi. ”
I'm a spirit, "Shapi!?" What Shapi!? Your Excellency even knows my interstellar identity! Oh, so it looks like you can't stay! Eat me a punch! ”
"Smack", soon.
My fist was closed with a beautiful fairy expressionless, and the other party was very good-looking.
It's also scary.
He approached me with a smile and whispered, "Shapipi, you're really me off!" ”
Looking at the beauty in front of me, I said, "Bah! Goblin! Eat me a punch!