"Why does that sound so much like an advertisement?"

The witch tightened her pale face and complained in disgust: "What's the matter with taking off your glasses and scrubbing them with boiling water?"

That store is a black store, right?

It's like the kind of urban legend that secretly cuts off the body parts of customers and then sells them. ”

"How is that possible?"

Li Ang shook his head and said, "The shopkeeper looks very professional and sincere, the day after I finished the operation,

He also came to the door and said that he had dropped a scalpel in my stomach during the operation, and asked me to go for disembowelment surgery again, and helped me remove the scalpel in my stomach for free, without taking a penny.

Doesn't look like a bad guy. ”

？？？

What exactly have you been through?

The sunset molten gold and the witch are embarrassed,

Sitting in the driver's seat, the Dusk Knight didn't care about the chatter of his companions, and was preoccupied with driving the vehicle, using the predicted 5-second vision of the sunset molten gold to speed up the winding mountain road.

“... Kratos destroys another vehicle with a double click! ”

At the front of the first echelon, the shooting pill on the flying motorcycle said excitedly to the camera: "The Chaos Twin Blades are worthy of being the top strong team that has won the runner-up for three consecutive years.

Any vehicle that tries to approach or overtake will be decorated with fangs on the front of the car, and it will be cut in two! ”

It's not for nothing that Shotmaru is so excited, the Chaos Double-Bladed Chariot driven by Kratos was built by Hephaestus, the god of fire and forging.

Although Hephaestus in the game world, divine power, memory, and experience have been compressed to the extreme,

But among all the characters in Canterlot, his blacksmithing skills are still at the top.

This Chaos Double-Bladed Chariot, under the restrictions of the materials provided by the official, can still have terrifying speed, staying power, and explosive power.

Combined with Kratos' furious and fierce driving style, it can be called an armored monster on the track.

"The hole above the central city of the year has not dropped many powerful and exaggerated ruthless characters,"

Shooting Pill Wen thought silently in his heart: "The ones who have the ability to compete with Kratos are basically those strong teams from previous years.

Halo Master Chief, Doom slayer;

Nero the Devil May Cry, Nero Claudius;

Claude, Gordon Freeman..."

The Central City Newspaper, where Shotmei Maru works every day, will also follow the trend every year and hold a small betting tournament in the newspaper.

Each clerk spends tens or hundreds of dollars to bet on his favorite team and earn dinner money, purely to set off the festive atmosphere.

Shooting Pill himself voted for Kratos, but there are too many random factors in the death chariot race, especially in the prop race stage.

It doesn't have to be the strongest team to win, the first echelon teams have a chance.

"Shooting pills, look at the back!"

There was a reminder from the newspaper boss in the headset, and when he looked back, he saw an armored combat vehicle swooping down from the mountain chasing the wind and lightning.

At the extreme angle, it drifted through nearly 100 twists and turns one after another, charging to the end of the first echelon.

This exaggerated performance immediately attracted the attention of the drivers and the live broadcasters along the way, and the excited voices of the newspaper colleagues rang out in the headphones, constantly urging the shooting pill to follow up on the situation there.

There was no need to be reminded, the dutiful Shooting Pill had already driven the floating motorcycle to sprint towards that side in advance.

"Huh? It's...."

As a full-time reporter who narrates the Chariot of Death, Shotimaru has memorized almost all the well-known teams, team members, and team members' personality traits and driving styles.

But when she flew closer, she realized that she hadn't seen the vehicle before the race, nor had she seen the four office workers driving it.

Where did a few of them come from?

Shotimaru's questions were quickly answered – colleagues at the newspaper contacted the tournament organizers and learned the identities of the four drivers from the guide.

Did four bank clerks qualify for the competition by killing bank robbers?

Shooting Pill Wen instantly made up a romantic style of completion story in his mind, these four NPCs who were originally ordinary missions, after accidentally qualifying for the competition, experienced a fierce psychological struggle, and were no longer willing to live in a muddy way as game data,

It's about giving it a go, even if it's a great chance of losing your life, and fighting for a glimmer of hope for freedom...

Shotimaru was instantly moved by the romantic story made up by his brain, and when he explained the origin of the car to the audience outside the venue, his tone involuntarily became tragic and passionate.

The sunset molten gold, the witch and the others in the car were stunned when they heard the broadcast, and a radio was installed in their armored car, and they could also hear the explanation of the shooting pill.

"When did I become a bitter man who had to return to my hometown after a three-year absence to meet my pregnant girlfriend?"

Sunset molten gold rubbed the bridge of his nose and complained.

The corners of the witch's mouth twitched, "You're lucky,

My identity has become a top scumbag girl who pedals seven boats, hangs a domineering president, a milk dog junior, a big star, a neighborhood painter, a handsome uncle in a coffee shop, a cold-faced killer, and the strongest soldier king in my hometown. ”

"This may be the original identity of the NPC we replaced."

Li Ang said calmly: "But I don't understand it either,

The NPC I replaced, why did it work to stick seeds to strawberries, add whiskers to corn, and dye polar bears to camouflage pandas? ”

These settings do not affect the normal progress of the game, and can only be said to be a kind of bad taste of the system.

During the conversation, the vehicle has driven through extreme curves and climbed ten peaks.

The drivers of the first echelon are all driving masters who have been tested by countless trials.

Even the Ambulance Rider Dusk Knight, who is in a race against death every day, is difficult to further shorten the distance without the speed of the chariot.

In the end, with a thirteenth place, he passed the sprint stage and came to the trimming area.

Behind the mountains, the trimming area is a vast flat area with fuel trucks, open-air restaurants, and makeshift hospitals, where riders can repair and modify their vehicles, eat, and treat their wounds.

"All vehicles entering the trimming area are required to take a 20-minute break and then continue driving after 20 minutes to ensure fairness."

Sunset Molten Gold watched the armored combat vehicle drive into the flat ground, and said quickly: "I looked at the data, there is nothing wrong with the vehicle, it just needs to change the tires..."

"Alright."

Before the words fell, Leon had already withdrawn his palm that shimmered with alchemical light, and the tires of the armored combat vehicle had been restored to their original state.

“... Also have to repair the rear suspension. ”

"Alright."

Li Ang raised his hand again, the car took on a brand new look, and he even carved two lines of words on both sides of the body.

On the left is "Loud and Superior"

On the right is the "Galaxy's Fastest Speed"

The font iron painting silver hook, chic and freehand, looks arrogant.

“... Your skill is really handy..."

Sunset molten gold smacked his lips, and there was a faint envy in his tone.