Chapter Twenty-Four: I Am a Caesarean Section

On WeChat, Murong Yan was asking Liu Yuanyang's address and really planned to visit him.

Liu Yuanyang sent him a location, and Murong Yan happily said that he was from Xijing, not far from Tianyin City.

"It seems that Yan Fu has any prejudice against the imperial capital, and the people he is looking for are all people who live in the imperial capital? Wrong...... The dead bald head I killed before seems to be speaking Cantonese......"

Liu Yuanyang then informed that he was also working in Xijing, and he was accompanying his relatives in his hometown these days, and asked her to wait for him to return to Xijing to make an appointment.

And he has nothing to do, and he is indeed preparing to stay in his hometown for a few days.

If Yan Fu did not summon himself back during this period, he would return to Xijing.

As for the work...... There weren't many commercial performances, but now that Yan Fu is out of business, it doesn't matter if you earn that money or not.

Early the next morning, Liu Yuanyang sat in the office in the middle of the tower, and Liu Hangming stood beside him with his head down.

The brothers listened to Liu Hangming's teachers tell him about Liu Yuanyang's ten crimes.

The main reason for calling parents is that this kid actually threw firecrackers into the women's toilet last Friday.

And since they all called their parents this time, everyone simply gathered Liu Hangming's questions and gave feedback to Liu Yuanyang.

Or rather...... Complain to him.

The head teacher, the Chinese teacher, fired the first shot against Liu Hangming: "When I was in class, I asked Liu Hangming, who is Shixian?" He replied that it was Li Bai, which was true; I asked him again who the poet was. He replied to Du Fu, which is also true; Then I asked him who the king of poetry was? He actually replied to me Xie Xun......"

The history teacher was also menacing: "I have been teaching for more than ten years, and I have never seen such an exam answer, Brother Hang Ming will come to you to see, this is the paper of his previous monthly exam, this question, ask the cave people on the top of the mountain what to eat, he wrote a ...... of eating and drinking urine"

The science teacher was also indignant: "Your younger brother, I really wonder what he has in his head, just last Wednesday class, I asked him what sodium is, and he actually told me that sodium is a magical heavenly road?" ”

Hearing this, the teachers of the other classes in the office couldn't help but laugh.

The science teacher was obviously angry, his beard was cocked, and he refused to let go of Liu Yuanyang, the temporary guardian, and said, "I can't teach such a student!" Brother Liu Hangming, come, tell him yourself, what is sodium? ”

Liu Yuanyang didn't know which sodium word he was talking about, and he was thinking that his younger brother was right. Coldly heard the other party pointing the finger at him, and hurriedly replied subconsciously: "That's ...... Is that the person I love day and night? ”

All teachers: "??? ”

My buddy and I were stunned!

The next moment, the whole office burst into laughter.

I rely on these two brothers, it's just a living treasure!

Liu Hangming's homeroom teacher didn't know what to say, he seemed to understand why Liu Hangming, who was a younger brother, was so bearish......

With such a god-like elder brother here, can the younger brother be normal?

"What kind of system, what kind of system!"

The science teacher was so angry that he just picked up the book and left.

Looking at the teachers of various subjects with strange faces, Liu Yuanyang was also quite confused.

After all, we are also temporary parents for the first time, and we have no experience.

Finally escaped from the office, Liu Yuanyang rushed home.

Along the way, Liu Yuanyang was on the phone with Lin Baoer.

"Recommendation? What testimonials? ”

Speaking of recommending the three of them to the game, Lin Baoer said that she didn't know anything about it.

"Looks like I'm the only one with that permission."

Liu Yuanyang smacked his tongue.

"Doesn't that mean you're almost ready to form a team?"

Lin Bao'er is thorough at all.

"It's possible ......"

Liu Yuanyang thought about it, it seemed like this.

Lin Bao'er asked, "Then you don't plan to give your team a name?" For example, the Illuminati, the Ocean-going Cult and the like......"

"Are you a cult?"

Liu Yuanyang couldn't help laughing and said, "Strictly speaking, in fact, there are only two people in our team at present, me and you......

"So what?"

"The combination of the two of us, it's better to have a simpler name." Liu Yuanyang said, "Or it's called a handsome combination, my name is handsome, and your name is ......."

……

In the blink of an eye, five days had passed since I returned from the Yanfu Game World.

Lin Baoer's last program announcement has been completed.

Yan Fu hadn't summoned them back yet.

Liu Yuanyang then set off to return to Xijing.

Lin Baoer, who had already finished recording the show from Zhonghai and flew back to the imperial capital a day earlier, had been waiting at home for a long time.

As soon as he parked the car and stepped into the elevator and stepped into the house, he saw Lin Baoer, who was taking a nap in the bedroom, to pick himself up, and walked up to him affectionately and said to him: "Husband, wash this pile of clothes." ”

Liu Yuanyang: "......"

He looked the bumpy woman up and down, smiled, and said, "Have you been ...... again these days?"

"Stop!" Lin Bao'er interrupted him, "Don't say 'fat' or 'fat'!" ”

Liu Yuanyang nodded and said, "It's swollen!" ”

After a pillow fight.

"Hey, you see my show is on the air."

Lin Baoer poked at the big screen of the iPad and beckoned Liu Yuanyang to come forward and watch.

"With my daughter-in-law here, this show must be very exciting. Well? Why is Cai Hankun here? ”

In the opening guest introduction VCR, Liu Yuanyang saw the face of the indistinguishable love rival at a glance, and his complexion changed suddenly.

Cai Hankun is also a first-line star, currently popular, and has collaborated with Lin Baoer in a movie, in which the two play a couple who missed because both parties refused to bow their heads, and there was no intimate action.

But with the popularity of that movie, many people are spreading the scandal between the two, and even more excessively, there is a report that Lin Baoer stepped on two boats.

To sum up, Liu Yuanyang did not have a good impression of this Cai Hankun, and he ruined the reputation of his daughter-in-law.

In the early stage of the show, the background of the stars was introduced through dialogue.

The content is naturally a little boring for people outside of fans.

"Heh, I really don't know what's so good about this kind of non-nutritious show......"

Liu Yuanyang sneered.

Lin Baoer glanced at him curiously: "You just said that this show must be exciting?" ”

The first to appear was naturally the most popular Xu Hankun, who told his suffering before becoming famous in a choked tone under the soft background music rendering of sadness.

"I remember when I was still singing in a bar, I only paid more than 300 yuan a day, and I basically submitted to the record company every month, but I was rejected......"

It's only more than 300 yuan......

Just......

Liu Yuanyang pursed his lips in strong discomfort and complained,

"More than 300 yuan a day, are you still bitter? Other people work hard to move bricks every day on the construction site, and they don't have this salary. ”

Moreover, it is as if you are the only one who is tired and the other is suffering.

How many people in this world have an easy life?

Although most people's stories are very ordinary, the problems they face are not necessarily much of a test.

But, just being alive is enough for them to be tired.

Lin Bao'er smiled: "He is actually in Dese." ”

In fact, in private, Lin Baoer has no good impression of this Xu Hankun, and she will never have anything to do with him except for work.

Even if he has been pursuing Lin Bao'er hard.

However, Lin Baoer is not uninterested in him.

Rather, it is not interested in all those who pursue her......

However, although he can't get Lin Baoer's favor, it is undeniable that this Xu Hankun fan does have a hand, although he is sitting there at the moment and saying some unnutritious confessions, but with that face with heavy makeup and exterminating male spirit, he can still attract a lot of applause for licking dogs.

As soon as the barrage opened, it was densely packed with things like "I'm so handsome" and "distressed Kunbao".

Liu Yuanyang also saw a sentence "I Kun blew up" floated by.

But no matter how you look at this sentence, it looks a bit like high-end black......

Of course, there are also a lot of keyboard warriors complaining about the content, some say that he is contrived, and some say that he is fucking.

After a brief description of the bitter history, Xu Hankun concluded: "In fact, people are forced out. ”

Hehe.

Liu Yuanyang immediately snatched the iPad and sent a barrage:

We are different! I had a C-section.