Chapter 481: Have You Asked My Lawyer if He Disagrees?
Alvin was standing in a closed backstage, and Fox had already gone to the audience with the children.
A female staff member who had been accompanying her secretly glanced at the front and said to Alvin: "It's coming to you soon, don't be nervous, even if something happens, please don't panic."
The backstage director will cut the advertisement as quickly as possible. ”
Saying that, the female staff member looked at Alvin with a smile and said, "However, I don't think you will encounter this situation, and the Manhattan Tomahawk does something out of the ordinary that everyone wants to see."
You proved yourself last night~~"
Alvin shook hands with the female staff member with a smile and said, "In this case, if I beat someone up during the live broadcast, maybe everyone will love me more?" ”
The female staff covered her mouth and chuckled, saying, "I don't recommend you do this!" Still, doing so will definitely make you popular with some people! ”
As the female staff spoke, a light above her head suddenly turned on, and a circular arch appeared behind her, from where a loud cheer rang out.
The female staff member smiled and gestured, stretched out her hand to guide her, and said, "It's your time!" ”
Alvin smiled and high-fived her, striding into the passage.
In the face of the fierce applause and shouts of hundreds of people in the audience, Alvin waved his hand with a smile and said, "Wow~~ You make me feel like a star, not a restaurant owner, or a mecha pilot or something!" ”
Bob, the host of this interview, walked up to Alvin first, shook hands with him, said with a smile: "It seems that you are very adaptable, which will save our backstage director a lot of physical strength." ”
Alvin pursed his lips, tilted his head, looked at Bob, and said with a smile: "Then I guess, his wife has to write me a thank you note!"
After all, working in a place full of beautiful women, it is difficult to maintain sufficient physical strength. ”
Bob laughed without any stumbling in the face of Alvin's sudden humor: "We are ABC not the British BBC, you know, compared to our peers, we are always full of energy!" ”
Alvin and Bob's conversation caused the audience to burst into laughter, after all, the BBC's sex scandals about rape, ** and so on have long been known to passers-by.
Alvin complimented ABC in disguise, Bob took over and sarcastically mocked his peers, and then complimented himself by the way.
Alvin liked Bob's vitriol but humorous style, laughed and hugged the middle-aged man, and said, "I like you, you're a funny guy!"
Be nice to me, man! Don't let me beat you!
All of New York knows I'm grumpy! ”
As soon as Alvin's words fell, the energetic director in the background played the picture of Alvin fighting in God of War No. 2 on the big screen at the scene.
The gang must have done a lot of prep work, and even made the soundtrack for these not-so-clear images.
When Alvin is on Broadway, with several enemy mechs hanging from his body, still fighting hard, slicing one enemy in half.
The scene boiled again, and applause and whistles resounded through the small live broadcast site.
Alvin smiled and spread his hands at Bob and said, "You see, I'm just so grumpy.
It's my first time on TV, so be nice to me! ”
Bob happily slapped Alvin's arm and said with a laugh: "Don't worry, I'll be nice to you, this is my territory!"
But the show is over, you have to take a picture with me and sign autographs, my son is an avid fan of yours.
You'll have to treat me with some respect so I can go back and be impressed!"
You know, it's hard for an old guy of our age to get the love of his own son. ”
Alvin grinned and shook Bob's hand and said, "Looks like we're going to have a lot of common language." After the show was over, I thought we could go and have a drink. ”
After Bob smiled and nodded in agreement, he turned to a man and a woman sitting in the interview position, and said, "This is Hank, this is Melissa, they are today's co-hosts." Hope we have a great chat! ”
Bob's slightly meaningful words drew Alvin's attention to the two presenters who had been sitting quietly since he came in.
Maybe it was the rules of the show or something, and when Bob introduced them, they didn't stand up, but simply smiled at Alvin.
Alvin remembered April's reminder that the bearded, bald-headed white middle-aged man was a staunch leftist.
And this Melissa, who looks very dark with a big makeup on her face, is a black rights activist.
Alvin didn't care much about that, he first thought he had nothing to do with them, and there was no conflict of interest. But looking at their expressions now, it doesn't seem to be the case.
Bob guided Alvin to a couch and sat down, returned to the interview position himself, looked at Alvin and said with a smile, "How does it feel to be adored by all New Yorkers?" ”
Alvin leaned back to make himself a little more comfortable, and then said with a smile, "I don't feel anything." In fact, no one has ever asked me for an autograph until today.
If I hadn't come to you, I wouldn't have known I was so popular!
Perhaps, you have made me reacquaint myself here, maybe someone will come to me for an advertisement or something.
This will allow my deposit to break through six figures as soon as possible! ”
Bob clapped his hands and laughed and said, "I think it's definitely okay, your dreams will come true."
Actually, I got a couple of calls from my peers today, and they asked me, how much did ABC pay to get the Manhattan Tomahawks on the show?
I told them it was an industry secret. Later, when we're drinking together, you can tell me how much you think is the right number.
Will I post it on my Facebook after I'm drunk, six figures? Ha~~ That's really not an ambitious number! ”
Alvin pretended to put on a hideous expression, put his right hand on the lower abdomen and kept pointing upwards with his index finger, which means that the higher the price, the better!
In fact, Bob made it very clear just now that Alvin didn't take the money, so he had the idea of setting the price himself. The audience and Bob were amused by Alvin's philistine movements.
No one would think that such a person really cares about money, after all, the value of the mecha he wears in battle is immeasurable. And the whole of America knows that he is good friends with Tony Stark.
Bob controlled the atmosphere for a moment, and then said to Alvin, "I watched the speech at the Stark show last night, and it was a powerful speech.
To be honest, I rarely see a day of solidarity in the media in the United States!
Everyone talks about "tolerance" and "kindness", but it seems that your definition of "tolerance" and "kindness" is different from that of other people, why is that? ”
Alvin smiled after hearing this, spread his hands and said, "I'm asking for help!" Buddy!
My definition of "tolerance" and "kindness" is no different from that of the average person.
But I can't use this virtue that I should have demanded of myself to force others to accept my help.
That's moral kidnapping!
I don't like it!
And in the face of Hell's Kitchen, tolerance with a bottom line and temperate kindness are responsible for everyone!
After all, if you run into a black guy in Hell's Kitchen, he'll probably drive your car away without the key. ”
Bob laughed and was about to continue asking, when Melissa on the side suddenly interjected: "Are you racist against black people?"
Yesterday your speech was full of emphasis on "hard work," but you never thought that many of our fellow blacks don't even have the opportunity to work hard.
You are insinuating that we are fighting for our rightful place.
As an Asian-American, a Hell's Kitchen resident, and the principal of an illegitimate neighborhood school, I find it ridiculous that you are biased against black people. ”
Bob tried to interrupt Melissa several times, but failed, and several black men in overalls and cheap clothing pulled out signs and shook them in an attempt to get the attention of the camera.
Alvin squinted at Melissa, suddenly shook his head and looked at Bob with a smile, and said, "I used to think we were going to have a nice chat.
Result~~"
As he spoke, Alvin pointed to a few black buddies in the audience, and said with a smile: "If you just want to promote your own ideas, why don't you go to the White House?"
Why not go to a gathering of the Democratic Party, where the Democratic candidate for the next president of the United States is said to be a black man.
Why come to my interview? I guess it was premeditated! ”
Bob hurriedly answered, "I'm sorry! Alvin, I'm going to ask them out! I can guarantee that our ABC didn't know about them beforehand~~"
Alvin waved his hand indifferently and said to Melissa, "We are all fighting for the legitimate rights and interests of some people.
I'm here for the people in Hell's Kitchen who are still trying to change their lives, and for the kids who have the opportunity to live another life.
You're for ~~um~~ I don't know, probably black, I hope I'm not wrong.
There is no conflict between us, so why do you want to do your own thing by damaging my reputation?
For this reason, you even put a racist label on me.
I'll go back and consult my lawyer, you're in trouble, Mei~~um~~ Miss Sha! ”
Saying that, Alvin took a breath, and looked at the black buddies in the audience singing and dancing, shouting slogans and waving slogans.
Glancing at Melissa, who wanted to speak, Alvin raised his hand to stop her words and said, "You must have forgotten that I have a super-rich friend.
If I tell you that there is another director of the community school who is Norman Osborne, will you respect me a little more~~"
Melissa stood up excitedly and shouted in some panic: "I'm fighting for the legal status of my compatriots, and you~~~"
Alvin shook his head indifferently and said, "I don't care what you want to do? I support all lawful actions to advocate for one's own rights.
But by distorting my speech, labelling me as racist, and then trying to achieve your claim by "slandering" this nasty means.
You'll have to ask my lawyer if they agree!
Trust me, Tony Stark and Norman Osborne will be happy to let their team of lawyers help me fight a lawsuit against you!
This is a society governed by the rule of law, and I believe that the judge will give me a fair verdict! ”
Saying that, Alvin spread his hands and said with a smile: "Look, you can be a threat to you!"
And then what~~ what can you do? ”