"Wow, handsome guy, your car is so cool!"

When Liu Yuanyang drove back to his hometown of Talou Town, parked the shiny and cool Lamborghini in front of the Agricultural Bank of China, and just got out of the car to withdraw cash, a spirit guy with white hair flew over on a skateboard.

He looked at the dark gray car body that shone in the daylight, and his eyes lit up, and he almost drooled: "Lamborghini poison, every man's dream." ”

"Bang."

Gently closing the car door, Liu Yuanyang said in a friendly manner: "Come on, as long as you save money, you can afford it." ”

"Just save money? True......fake"

The white-haired spirit guy was surprised.

"Really, I'm not?"

Liu Yuanyang smiled.

The white-haired guy asked cautiously, "Can you take the liberty of asking, brother, what do you do?" How much is the salary? ”

Liu Yuanyang's current popularity across the country is limited to WeChat moments.

Although everyone knows his girlfriend Lin Baoer, not everyone knows which green onion he is.

There are at least 1.5 billion people who can't recognize him in China.

"I'm engaged in music, and my salary is 10,000 yuan a month."

Liu Yuanyang replied.

Music is a side of the spectrum.

After becoming famous, singers' salaries are indeed ridiculously high, but the vast majority of people who play music are only hovering on the subsistence line.

Liu Yuanyang was able to have such a little income, all thanks to the courage to go to the talent show.

has shown his face on TV, even if he is not famous, there are still small venues willing to invite him to commercial performances.

"Ten thousand pieces? Can you afford this car? ”

The white-haired spirit guy was unbelievable.

Liu Yuanyang said: "Of course, as long as you work hard, then save money, save your money every month, and find a rich girlfriend, she will give you a Lamborghini." ”

The white-haired spirit guy: "??? ”

Then, he laughed: "Brother, you're too good at joking......"

"Yes, boy, I'll get the money, and you can help me get out of the car."

Liu Yuanyang sent him a Huazi, "Remember to call me when the police come later." ”

There is no parking space here, and being seen by the traffic police is a ticket.

"Okay, brother."

The white-haired spiritual guy was flattered as if he was holding a cigarette given by a local tyrant.

Just as Liu Yuanyang was entering the password in the ATM, two policemen came not far away.

The white-haired spirit guy suddenly became more energetic, and shouted at Liu Yuanyang: "Big brother, go away, the police are coming!" ”

Liu Yuanyang: "??? ”

Policeman: "!? ”

The two policemen rushed directly and pressed the white-haired spirit guy to the ground......

Then a policeman knelt down on one knee and pressed the white-haired spirit guy, and another policeman slaughtered the ATM machine with a solemn face.

Seeing this, Liu Yuanyang hurriedly came out, and Haosheng explained, saying that he was just stopping for a moment and taking some money for his grandmother to spend.

The two policemen did not believe it, searched people and cars, and only returned their driver's license and driving license after they were completely confirmed that there was no abnormality, and severely criticized Liu Yuanyang before leaving.

"It's too much of a back......"

Liu Yuanyang glanced at the white-haired spiritual guy with an apologetic face, and sighed helplessly.

After saying goodbye to this pig teammate, Liu Yuanyang went to the street to buy more than a dozen catties of fruit, and returned to his hometown where he was born and raised, a small village called Qishanling, with both hands full.

"Your grandmother and I were beautiful when we were young."

In the courtyard of Liu's house, an old lady with squinting eyes was chattering to a junior high school student who was doing homework on a stone table.

"Grandma, don't talk nonsense. It is said that you really want to be so beautiful, how can you live to eighty-six? ”

A junior high school student who looks like Liu Yuanyang hit the nail on the head.

The old lady was suddenly unhappy: "You child, how can you talk?" ”

"Eh, brother!"

The junior high school student suddenly looked in the direction of the entrance of the courtyard and stood up in surprise.

The old man followed his gaze, and after being stunned for two seconds, his cloudy old eyes suddenly bloomed with brilliance: "Yangyang? Is Yangyang back? ”

"Grandma!"

Liu Yuanyang, who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, entered the door with a smile, "Liu Hangming, you are going against grandma again." ”

"Brother!"

Liu Hangming seized every opportunity to put down the pen, farts to meet him, and took the initiative to take the bag in his hand for Liu Yuanyang-

Then I rummaged through to see if there were any snacks I liked to eat.

Liu Yuanyang looked at his own brother, and he couldn't cry or laugh.

This kid has been a foodie since he was a child, I remember that when Liu Hangming was five years old, he saw an injured pigeon outside, and most children would think about helping the pigeon to heal and recuperate, and then release it.

Liu Hangming is different, he directly took the pigeon home and asked his grandmother to help stew it......

"No, it's grandma who always brags to me."

Liu Hangming tore open a bag of potato chips with his mouth, and was about to tilt his head to pour it into his mouth, when Liu Yuanyang snatched the potato chips.

"Look at the bubbles on your mouth, it's already on fire, and you can't eat potato chips anymore."

Liu Yuanyang said as he grabbed two potato chips and threw them into his mouth, "If there is a treasure in the family, if there is an old man, remember to make grandma feel comfortable in the future, no, grandma was the role of a sable cicada when she was young, which is your turn to make irresponsible remarks?" ”

"It's still my precious grandson, haha."

The old lady was overjoyed when she heard this, and the wrinkles on her face were stretched.

"Got it, got it."

Liu Hangming looked straight at Liu Yuanyang's crispy mouth with potato chips.

"Don't listen to it, there is an old saying that the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and the child wants to raise but does not wait, have you heard of it? You can still be angry with our grandma now, if she really leaves, no one will make you fennel and lo mein to eat, see what you do. ”

This is a strange phenomenon, Liu Yuanyang was very annoyed by adults when he was a child, but now that he has grown up, he can't help but preach in the face of children.

"If grandma leaves, I will burn homework for grandma every day, let her do more problems over there, good for her brain, and develop her intelligence, if there are problems that she can't do, let her take our teacher away and let the teacher teach ......"

Liu Hangming said very seriously.

Liu Yuanyang almost squirted when he heard this, and flicked his head with his fingers: "Awesome, brother, what you said is over, where did you learn this crooked way?" ”

He was really convinced, and he didn't know who this child's brain circuit looked like.

After hearing this, the old lady finally couldn't help pinching Liu Hangming's ears, and scolded with a smile: "You little rabbit cub, it's because your father is not here, otherwise he will not let you in for dinner today." ”

Liu Hangming ignored the complaints of the two, and still looked directly at the potato chips in Liu Yuanyang's hand.

When he watched Liu Yuanyang put the potato chips in his mouth again and again, the little boy who was aroused by the gluttony finally couldn't help licking his lips and asked, "Brother, are your potato chips crispy?" ”

Liu Yuanyang: "I'll eat another slice of it, will you listen?" ”