Chapter 11: Shi Zhixuan is in charge of killing (I)
Yangzhou City.
Yangzhou in this era, also known as Jiangdu, after Yang Guang ascended the throne, once went to Jiangdu three times, and established a grand palace group here.
Of course, when the emperor was not driving, there were only basic palace maids cleaning in the palace, and outsiders would never dare to enter.
Now that the Sui Dynasty is crumbling, its majesty has dropped to freezing point, and the defense of the palace is not very tight, and there are often thefts of things in the palace.
It's just that in recent months, there have been rumors that Yang Guang is going to come to Jiangdu again, and the Praetorian Guards have begun to settle in, and the degree of defense has gradually returned to the previous specifications.
But on this day, when night fell, the highest Hanyuan Hall of the Jiangdu Palace, that is, the land of the Son of Heaven, sat on it.
It was a middle-aged monk, with a kind face, full of heaven, no wrinkles on his face, shining light on his skin, wearing an ordinary white monk's robe, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and a solemn appearance.
Speaking of Tang Seng, this year......
Never mind.
It's just that although this monk looks very good, sitting on the top of the Hanguang Hall at night is an extremely strange thing in itself, not to mention that he is still picking his teeth.
Yes, flossing.
He had a dog bone thrown beside him, and he was holding a toothpick, picking the scraps of meat from his gums.
The image was suddenly gone.
A moment later, a figure flashed behind the monk, and a huge white rabbit jumped out.
The little white rabbit, white and white, picked up with two ears, cut the arteries and veins, and was so cute to be motionless.
This beautiful nursery rhyme originally only existed in the laboratory of the medical school, but now when this little white rabbit, which is a tall man, stands upright, and under the light of the moon, I see that under its two long ears on the left and right, there are actually two motionless corpses hanging.
The monk didn't look back: "Figured out the change?" ”
The little white rabbit nodded, revealing his rabbit teeth, and a voice very similar to Liu Qian sounded: "I figured it out, this world is really wrong, and the first batch of reincarnators don't know how to change it, and replaced Ning Daoqi's vest Pei Ju with Shi Zhixuan, and became the number one grandmaster in the world, and even opened Jinyang Academy, spanning black and white, and the power is extremely huge." ”
The monk's teeth picking slowed down: "So exaggerated? ”
The little white rabbit shook his ears, and the two corpses hanging on it also dangled: "But isn't it, these are just common sense in the rivers and lakes, I want to ask in detail about the specific situation of Jinyang Academy, these two martial artists who are quite famous in Yangzhou City, they don't want to say more, and with a little force, they will lose their breath." ”
The monk continued: "Then you can find more!" ”
The little white rabbit shook his ears and shook the corpse away: "Captain, you know I don't like extra performances, let Alex go, he swallowed people directly, and as soon as the black light virus looked at it, he got all the memories." ”
The monk sighed: "Not every reincarnation has such a good mentality as mine, knowing that the heavenly world is not real, Alex can't overcome his own level, you should work harder!" ”
The little white rabbit shook his ears: "It's really troublesome." ”
Saying that Cao Cao Cao arrived, as a black shadow flicked up, Alex appeared on the palace with Yuan Peng and the boxing king.
"Captain!"
Alex rarely restrained his arrogant strength and bowed his head in greeting.
The monk looked at the two reincarnators with no faces, and smiled gently: "How can you get them involved, how bad is this!" ”
Alex snorted: "These two pieces of garbage can't even take out two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine reincarnation points, and they are desperately begging Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu thinks that they are a little useful after all, so he is ready to let them take the lead, captain, you got the information, Huang Shang, the orange card that can't be bought at all with 10,000 reincarnation points, we sent it this time!" ”
The monk shook his head, ignored the second half of the sentence, and said in the first half: "We are not good to others, how can you still take it for granted and expect others to take the lead for us?" ”
As he spoke, he looked at Yuan Peng and the boxing champion and smiled: "Are you right?" ”
Yuan Peng and the boxing champion's understanding of the Blood Lion team is limited to hearsay.
The previous contract trap was that the two of them were in a panic and fell for it.
Becoming a star powerhouse does not mean that one by one is absolutely rational and makes no mistakes.
On the contrary, when it comes to three-star or even high-star stars, there are those who have improved their intelligence, but there are still a lot of people with developed limbs and simple minds, and they are willing to eat it.
However, Yuan Peng and the boxing champion really couldn't get so many reincarnation points, and they were unwilling to pay the card credit, so they began to beg Alex with all their might, expressing their willingness to charge into battle and win the moon pass for them.
Now seeing that this monk seems to be very talkative, Yuan Peng hurriedly accompanied him with a smiling face: "Don't dare!" Can't! It is our honor to serve the big guys of the Blood Lion team, and we know what to do! ”
The monk smiled and said to Alex: "Look at it, how you can bend and stretch, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch back then, and how high his achievements were later, this is to wait for the future to be powerful, kill us all!" ”
As he said this, his robes suddenly began to change color.
Without waiting for Yuan Peng to continue arguing, the monk's moon-white robe turned red.
Blood-red color.
Then the monk stretched out his cuffs and covered Yuan Peng inside.
The boxing king changed color: "You guys! ”
As soon as the two words were spoken, he thought of Alex's beating, and swallowed the rest of the words, his fists clenched, and his eyes showed an extremely aggrieved look.
Unbeknownst to him, Alex looked at the blood-colored monk's robe, and his eyes were also filled with horror.
A moment later, Yuan Peng was released, seemingly unharmed, but the clothes on his chest had a hole, and a diamond-shaped crystal appeared in the center of his chest, like a lamp, shining with blood-red light.
His eyes were blank, and it took him a long time before he woke up like a dream, stroked the crystal on his chest, and said in horror, "What have you done to me?" ”
The monk's smile was still gentle: "Ultraman has seen it, your current situation is similar, when the crystal in your chest starts to flicker, you don't have much time left, if the crystal is completely extinguished, then you will die." Of course, my ability is not invincible, maybe someone in this world can break it, you can gamble! ”
Yuan Peng collapsed to the ground like a deflated ball: "Don't dare to bet!" Don't dare to bet! ”
The boxing king realized something and trembled, but the monk's robe was already covered.
A moment later, Yuan Peng and the boxing king supported each other and limped into the darkness.
They received orders from the monks.
For the sake of a small life, it must be done.
The monk watched the two disappear, and the monk's robe gradually returned to the moon-white, and suddenly said, "Without a trace, have you been to the place where Ssangyong is?" ”
A voice came from the air: "I've been there, Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling are in the Shilong Martial Arts Field, but my death instinct has given a warning, I feel very insecure, so I just took a turn outside." ”
The monk frowned: "Come out and speak, you make me feel very insecure like this." ”
A white piece of chalk appears in the air and begins to outline.
A short time later, a white humanoid silhouette appeared.
This chic shape, if you lie on the ground, it will be the scene of the crime.
The monk asked, "Your death instinct warns that there is a strong man in it who can kill you?" ”
After Traceless hooked himself out, the white figure nodded: "It should be Huang Shang, his strength is stronger than expected, the captain's caution, I agree with it." ”
The monk smiled: "My prudence is not actually for Huang Shang, but to complete the secret commission of this Bounty Guild, assist those people, and get the core luck of Shuanglong." ”
After a pause, the monk looked at the three strange team members, his arm raised slightly, his tone suddenly changed, and he asked in the team channel: "Answer me, why is our Blood Lion Team so notorious and hated, and it hasn't been destroyed?" ”
Alex and the White Rabbit were so stinky that they couldn't see anything without a trace, but they also knew that the tirade was about to begin.
However, under the captain's gaze, it was the little white rabbit who spoke: "I know, because the Bounty Guild is our backstage, every time we report to us, we will mark the movements of the particularly strong team, and those who are bullied too hard, once we want to join forces, we will also receive the news, and we will clear it in advance, and no one will want to touch us a few times, but in the same way, the secret mission sent by the Bounty Guild will be completed unconditionally...... Hey, be a dog for them. ”
"The magician said it very well, I know you are unhappy, and you have a bad self-esteem when you are a dog for the Bounty Guild!"
The monk picked up the dog bones that had been gnawed clean next to him, and said bitterly: "But if you think about it carefully, what are people trying to do in this life? It's nothing more than two words, happy! Are we having a good time? Plundering all the way, fighting whoever you want, killing whoever you want, never caring if the main quest can be completed, anyway, we have a lot of reincarnation, we can afford to lose, happy or not? In the main temple, you buy a super luxury package for 1,000 points, and it is always two portions, eat one and lose one, are you happy or not? If you are so happy 99% of the time, what's so bad about being a dog 1% of the time? ”
The three of them listened blankly.
Every time he wants to do something big, the captain will give a speech on his "Happy Dog".
Over time, I got used to it......
What a fart!
They really want to go up and punch violently, blow up that hanging face like Tang Seng, and roar, happy mom!
But they only dare to think.
Then the monk took out his phone and started playing a small video.
In the small video is a clip of [The Richest Man in Xihong City], the sand sculpture Zhang Yiming was scolded by the stupid scolding of the football team, saying that he was Shen Teng's dogleg, and then Zhang Yiming made a deafening speech:
What's so bad about being a dog!
This is excessive.
Seeing that the faces of the team members were bruised, and even the traceless white lines were shaking, the monk put the mobile phone and the dog bones together, and said earnestly: "See, if we can't complete the task, one day, we will fall to this point!" I'd rather be a villain than a stupid supporting role in life! What's worse is that the supporting roles are not appropriate, they can only be used as bones! Now tell us, what are your goals? ”
The three of them squeezed out four words from between their teeth: "Complete the task!" ”
The monk raised his arm: "Speak louder!" I can't hear you! Haven't had enough to eat? ”
The three of them roared: "Mission complete!" ”
Anyway, the outside world can't hear the team channel, but this way makes them extremely aggrieved, and they turn around and leave after yelling.
The murderous aura that was holding back his stomach was indeed much stronger than when he came.
After the monk finished speaking, he took out a toothpick box, wiped the used toothpick with the monk's robe, put it slowly and methodically, threw the dog bones, and shook his head: "Little young, I am really impatient, I think when I was doing MLM, how difficult it was, far from the scenery that the outside world thought, they are all hiding in Tibet, worried, how happy the life is now, they still want to be perfect......
Babbling and babbling, the monk's body shook and disappeared.
Peace was restored to the temple of light.
Except for a piece of dog bone lying on the tile, narrating its joy and desolation.
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"Grass fucking moon pass! If it weren't for Yueguan forcing us out of Yangzhou City, how could we be so unlucky and just meet the crazy people of the Blood Lion team? ”
In Yangzhou City, Yuan Peng and the boxing champion scolded while changing clothes.
Since it was all Yueguan's fault, then they didn't feel guilty, covered the Ultraman crystal on their chests, and then walked towards the Shilong Martial Arts Field.
According to the task given to them by the Blood Monk, they will next break into the inside, and the inside and outside should be combined, so that the Blood Lion team can capture Shuanglong alive, kill Yueguan, and capture the character card of Huangshang at the lowest cost.
If it weren't for the two big blood-colored light bulbs on their chests, they would have slipped away.
The fool was caught between the two parties and became cannon fodder.
But now, there is no choice.
The more this is the case, the more they hate Yueguan who eats and drinks spicy food in the Shilong Martial Arts Field.
You're amazing with yellow clothes, aren't you?
Hey, you're going to be gone!
With this in mind, the two came to the door of the Shilong Martial Arts Field.
They looked at each other, touched their faces, smoothed the hatred between their eyebrows, wiped the shoe prints on their faces, and the two began to knock on the door: "Someone! Open the door! Yueguan, something is wrong! ”
However, there was no response.
The two couldn't help but be stunned.
They shouted so earth-shattering, they deliberately let the plot characters hear.
After all, judging from the previous signs, Yueguan has successfully mingled with the characters in the plot by virtue of Huang Shang's power, and now at this time, the two of them "poor relatives" come to defect, if you dare to do it, good things will also be disturbed for you.
This idea is not unique to the two of them, many reincarnators operate in this way, such as Brother Wolf of the Righteous Bo Yun Tiantian.
Not enough success, more than failure, this method is indeed disgusting and effective.
Just let us in, and you'll have a good look.
But it was so loud that there was no movement inside.
Sleeping so hard?
Impossible!
Not to mention Shi Long's disciples, as well as Yu Wenhua and the elite soldiers under his command, when they first knocked on the door, they should have responded.
The boxing king didn't believe in this evil, and banged on the door desperately, the strength seemed to vent the previous humiliation, but Yuan Peng was more rational, turned his head to look left and right, and then glanced back.
This glance was like a basin of cold water falling from the sky, drenching him through the cold crystal.
For at some point, a white-clothed scribe looked at them with great interest.
This white-clothed scribe looks like he is twenty years old, his face is like a beautiful jade, his body is like a beautiful tree, he can't see the slightest evil, that kind of chic temperament, more like a child of a family who travels on weekdays, is polite, but also faintly refuses people to be thousands of miles away.
But just as the blood monk gnawed bones on the Hanguang Temple, when the night was dark and the wind was high, a white-clothed scribe stood quietly behind you, even if his temperament was ordinary, it was the biggest abnormality.
Thinking of how they shouldn't knock on the door, they can appear silently like this, silently deceiving the senses of the two......
Yuan Peng exclaimed: "Shi ...... Shi Zhixuan? ”
The boxing king immediately turned around, and his face changed drastically.
The two are not worried about the voice, because after the reincarnation becomes a star, they can apply for a private channel when they travel together, although it is not as long as the team channel, but they can also communicate in a timely manner, and the most important thing is that outsiders can't hear it.
But they didn't expect that the white-clothed scribe looked at Yuan Peng's lips trembling and raised his eyebrows: "How do you recognize me?" ”
"Shi Zhixuan can also read lips? But I obviously shouted it in my heart! Wrong! Is this an illusion? ”
The Immortal Seal Method is a kind of illusion, based on the assassination of the Heavenly Pavilion, to deceive the senses, Yuan Peng has known it for a long time, but he really can't imagine that in a Zhongwu world, a plot character actually arranged a magical illusion and toyed with them to applaud.
But it turns out that Shi Zhixuan in front of him does have such a terrifying ability.
Thinking of Shi Zhixuan's moodiness in the original plot, suddenly killing people like numbness, and suddenly the characteristics of sage time, the other party in this world has the identity of the first person in the White Dao, the schizophrenia is obviously more serious, and the fear of death oppresses his heart, and he released the shell ninja for the first time.
It doesn't matter if this is put away, looking at the shelled ninja, the white-clothed scribe showed a look of certainty, and said, "It turned out to be a demon star!" ”
As soon as he spoke, Yuan Peng's neck hurt, and he felt that the world was spinning.
It's not his body that flies.
It was his head that flew.
His head spun around, and he saw that the Ultraman crystal in his chest was grabbed out with a puddle of flesh and blood, hovering in front of the white-clothed scribe.
His head turned a second time, and he saw the shelled ninja turn into a ray of light and put it into a Poké Ball, which was then put into a relic box with a three-inch photo on it, and his smile was bright.
When his head turned to the third circle, he saw that the boxing king didn't even hand out a punch, and his head was pressed by the white-clothed scribe and slapped into the chest.
When the boxing king's chest cavity bulged, the Ultraman crystal on his chest was also grabbed by the white-clothed scribe and hung in front of him with his lamp.
Boom!
Finally, Yuan Peng's head smashed to the ground, his eyes turned black, and he completely lost consciousness.
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