Chapter 40: Drunkenness

At the gate of the palace, the two female soldiers who were named and left behind looked around vigilantly, and their hands were still on the handle of the big knife at any time, as if they would be pulled out at any time to give a visit to the thieves who dared to visit late at night.

See blood seal your throat!

I touched something on my waist, my eyes rolled, and I quickly had a solution.

Hehe, thank you, sister!

I quickly turned around and casually climbed into a certain yard.

But I didn't think much of it, and when I saw that the place was hidden, I went inside.

Smack, soon!

I didn't expect that what I went into was the courtyard of the soldier's house, and by coincidence, I turned into Zhang Miaomiao's yard!

"Who!?"

That Nizi is not easy to mess with, a sharp blade grazed my neck and flew dangerously, but fortunately, I moved quickly and escaped with a lower waist!

The longsword lost its target, and fell to the ground with a "clang", accompanied by my call-

"Ouch! My old waist! ”

It's too grassy...... Twisted to the waist!

Do I want to twist my waist once in every world!!

I call out to the sky. Don't talk about martial arts! It's too unmartial arts!

Zhang Miaomiao's eyes widened, "...... Dongli Huan?! Why are you here!? ”

In a weird posture of lowering my waist, I looked up at Zhang Miaomiao, who was standing beside me with my waist in my waist, watching the monkey show, and I was in a cold sweat.

“…… Hero, give a good time. ”

Zhang Miaomiao recovered from the shock, her expression gradually became strange, and finally she couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that she couldn't straighten her waist.

"Hahahaha!! You...... Hahaha! You're a spicy chicken...... Hahaha!! ”

"I ...... Hahahaha! The first time I saw someone go over the wall, I couldn't twist my waist hahahahaha! ”

"I ...... I can't! Hahaha! ——”

Her laughter was so earth-shattering that I suspected she would wake up laughing from all over the world, and I couldn't hold it anymore, and I thought I would talk to her in a stranger way if I didn't do anything.

Like what...... Kneel down on the spot.

"Sister? Uncle? Do you think this pose is small? Why don't you try to pick me up? Or maybe a little gentler and help you up? ”

Zhang Miaomiao laughed enough and stood up straight.

The moonlight was very good tonight, and through the illumination of the moonlight, I found that Zhang Miaomiao's eyes were refracting gray-blue light.

…… Like some kind of creature that can break houses, like huskies.

This reminds me of Kwon Ji-mei, who I haven't seen for a long time.

Strange, it seems that when I saw her in the main hall that day, her eyes were still brown......

I raised an eyebrow and grinned, "Baby, save me, or you'll be finished." ”

"For example?" Zhang Miaomiao had a good time.

"For example, you have a crush on my brother......"

Zhang Miaomiao's face changed, the roots of her ears were red, but her expression was gloomy, "...... Young man, I advise you to rat tail juice! ”

"Snap", this Nizi didn't contain her strength at all, and slapped me on the back, splitting me alive.

With a "click", I felt like my waist was hurting again!

Zhang Miaomiao gritted her teeth, "How are you...... Wrong! I don't like your brother! I...... In short, don't talk nonsense! Be careful that I'm really turning my face on you! ”

I bowed down, carefully rubbed the poor old waist, and sneered, "Don't lie to me, you didn't dare to speak when you saw my brother before, the whole person is ...... Oh no, the whole dog has become quieter, and you still say you don't like it? ”

Zhang Miaomiao continued to glare at me with her husky eyes, "...... It's all a misunderstanding! In short, I just don't like it, don't talk nonsense! ”

She was afraid that I would continue to entangle, so she preemptively attacked, "And you, what are you doing in this costume in the middle of the night!" ”

Thinking of something not so good, Zhang Miaomiao covered her chest with her hands and stepped back in horror, "Could it be that this is the legendary flower thief!?" it! I can't resist it, I'll tell you! ”

I gritted my teeth.

Well, this IQ, Tuo'er's power and wisdom are undoubtedly beautiful!

However, since Xiao Nizi doesn't say it, I'll play with her, it's also quite interesting.

"People pick flowers and thieves also pick flowers, have you ever heard of picking huskies?"

"I'm just ......" Zhang Miaomiao came back to her senses and glanced at me, "Husky? What is that? Is it delicious? ”

I thought to myself, you can just pretend to be garlic!

"You don't want me to say yes in front of my brother, do you? "Well," I said, "I stretched out my hand, "and bring me a set of your regular clothes, and a jar of good wine!" ”

Zhang Miao pouted, "No wine!" Rubbing food, drinking, and rubbing clothes? Excuse me? ”

"Sorry, sorry! Hurry up, I know you've hidden several jugs of good wine in your yard! ”

“…… If I had known, I wouldn't have told you! ”

It's also a wonderful fate.,After the original owner came back from the border.,Many powerful people in Beijing came to stammer.,But they're a little arrogant.,Secretly look down on the original owner who came back from outside.。

It is said that she is a country girl, the rules are not good, and she can't be on the stage, but she has a good mother.

But Zhang Miaomiao is different, she doesn't like the original owner, but it's on the surface. So as soon as the original owner came back, he had a fight with Zhang Miaomiao, which can be said to be a no-fight and an acquaintance.

Later, the two often fought, Zhang Miaomiao admired the original owner's martial arts, and the relationship slowly improved.

Zhang Miaomiao took the wine and came back, and personally lit an oil lamp in the courtyard, "I took the subordinates away." But what are you doing? Sleep in the big night? ”

I originally thought that Quan Zhimei would tell her that it was okay, but when I thought of the prince who was suspected to be 888, and Zhang Miaomiao's identity this time, the words turned around and swallowed into my stomach.

"It's a long story, it's full."

Don't say it, Zhang Miaomiao's wine is indeed good wine, the aroma of the wine makes the lips, the entrance is dense, I drank one glass after another, and smashed my mouth, "I didn't take out such a good thing earlier, but fortunately I caught up by mistake hahaha!" ”

Zhang Miaomiao glanced at me and said distressedly: "Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit!" How can you drink so much? Waste of wine! ”

I turned the bottom of the cup upside down, looked at the brilliance of the moonlight on it, glanced at Zhang Miaomiao drunkenly, and began to talk nonsense.

"There are beauties, ...... in the sky"

Zhang Miaomiao had a headache and said, "What are you doing?" The clothes are here, you can go back as soon as you finish drinking! ”

Thinking about what I was going to do, I suddenly had a sense of clarity, "Oh yes, yes......"

After entering Zhang Miaomiao's room and changing clothes, I turned around and said to myself, "Well, it's good, it's beautiful!" ”

As he spoke, he looked around the bronze mirror very shamelessly and said, "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman?" Oh! It's me! ”

Zhang Miaomiao couldn't cry or laugh, "Grandma, it's good, I've drunk the wine, and I've given my clothes, you can get it and be stinky and beautiful, hurry up." ”

"Humph!" I turned around and said, "Master is gone!" Next time you want to see me, come to Changweihou Mansion! Waiting for you at any time! ”

With that, I rolled over and walked out of the yard, proudly stumbling on drunkenness, almost causing me to fall off the wall.

I had not walked a few steps when I heard an exclamation from the courtyard.

Zhang Miaomiao: "Oh, I'll go!" My wine! ”

I hugged Zhang Miaomiao's good wine, and I smiled so much that I couldn't see my teeth.