"You guys are robbing!" Master Qingyang held a peachwood sword, rushed out of the door of Ma's small apartment in embarrassment, turned around and scolded:

"Bastard, you invited me here......"

"Roll ......"

A kitchen knife flew out of the door and slashed at the wall at the door of the apartment, with a 'bell' sound, sparks shot out, and then fell on the marble floor of the corridor with a bang, scaring Qingyang into a spirit, if he hadn't dodged in time, the knife would have split him directly.

The Qingyang Taoist stomped his foot fiercely, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense, so he turned around and ran away.

In the apartment, Ma Dong said with an embarrassed face: "Xiaoxiao, this is not good, I invited the head of Qingyang Dao, and you also robbed someone of 5,000 yuan, this is ...... This doesn't make sense! ”

When he spoke, he said it to the tall and sturdy Addison, obviously accepting the fact that Ma Xiao and Huang Shaohong's consciousness was in Addison's body.

At this time, the tall and sturdy body had been loosened, and Huang Shaohong was wiping the blood on his face with a yellow paper talisman of 'Demon Suppression and Demon Extermination'.

Of course, this blood was not his, but the black dog blood that the Taoist priest called Qingyang used to subdue him before.

Ma Xiao, who shared his body with Addison, immediately blew up the temple when he heard Ma Dong's words:

"Phew, flaunting? It's also a special Head & Shoulders! Do you know how much money I spent to renovate this apartment, let him spray all black dog blood, but it turned out to be useless, and it was already cheap for him to pay 5,000 yuan! ”

Ma Dong looked at the bedroom that was already unrecognizable and was full of black dog blood, and laughed embarrassedly.

Addison opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Dong, which City God Temple did you invite this master from, why do you think it is so unreliable?" ”

Ma Dong said curtly: "I found it on the Internet, but this is a real skill, a lot of praise, why don't I find another one?" There is also an old monk who also has a lot of praise, maybe the less hair you have, the more powerful it is! ”

Huang Shaohong threw the yellow paper talisman stained with black dog blood on the ground: "Go and find it, I'll see who can lower me, you have to do it, all the money I won will be given to you!" ”

"You don't dare, I warn you surnamed Huang, if you dare to do something to my family, don't blame me for playing with you!" As he spoke, Ma Dong took out his mobile phone, dialed a number and said.

When he finished making the phone call and saw the distrustful eyes of several people in the room, Ma Dong pointed at Huang Shaohong with some shame and said:

"Don't run away later, this time I didn't look for a liar on the Internet, I asked my buddy to find the mage of Longhua Temple, and I'll be there soon!"

Huang Shaohong sneered while wiping the black dog blood on his face: "Whoever runs is the grandson!" ”

Forty minutes later, Huang Shaohong had already taken a bath, and Ma Dong's friend hurriedly arrived with a monk.

Ma Dong also let go, told the monk about the matter, and then asked with a smile: "Master, do you see this ......matter?"

The monk was also happy, and smiled slightly: "Don't worry, don't worry, leave it to the poor monk!" He said and took out his mobile phone, and after connecting it, he said:

"Is it Director Wang of the psychiatric hospital? I'm a Zhizen monk, and I have a serious patient here, right...... Yes, yes, just like last time......"

Before the monk finished speaking, Ma Dong snatched the phone and hung up directly, and then drove Master Zhichan out, making the monk look unhappy.

Ma Dong's friend hurriedly apologized and invited the monk away, and when he left, he turned around and complained to Ma Dongdao: "The master of the family is chanting scriptures and praying for blessings, you are mentally ill, and you have to go to the hospital!" ”

"Fuck off!" Ma Dong slammed the door slammed slammed, and Huang Shaohong in the apartment couldn't laugh anymore:

"First a Taoist priest with a shampoo number, and then a wise 'disabled' monk came, Brother Dong, do you want to laugh at me to death!"

Ma Dong pointed at him angrily: "Don't be complacent, I can still find a master, I will destroy you sooner or later!" ”

"I'm not looking for it!" Ma Xiao suddenly spoke, but Huang Shaohong sneered: "If you don't find someone to destroy my demon, can you rest assured?" ”

After Ma Xiao went through this ridiculous 'demon subjugation and demon elimination', she also calmed down at this time, and she smiled bitterly:

"Forget it, I've figured it out a bit, if you were really a demon or a ghost, I'm afraid I'd have killed Addison and me a long time ago!"

"That's right, if I'm dirty, how can I accompany you to be struck by lightning!"

Although Ma Xiao and Huang Shaohong spoke separately, they shared Addison's body after all, and in Ma Dong's eyes, Addison's big man was talking to himself, speaking in a weird manner, which made him feel furious in his heart.

Addison, who was in Ma Xiao's body on the side, saw Ma Dong's appearance and said casually: "Brother Dong, it's good if you get used to it!" ”

Ma Dong glanced at him, and still asked the doubts in his heart: "Are you sure you are not crazy by thunder?" ”

Seeing him coming again, Addison brought up the past again and said, "I settled the account with the great sword!" ”

Ma Dong hurriedly covered his mouth: "You stinky boy, you still mention it!" ”

The matter of exorcism was finally over, after all, whether it was black dog blood or demon swordsmans, it had no effect on Huang Shaohong, and this thing did not do anything harmful except for the weirdness that appeared.

Ma Xiao and Addison could only barely believe that Huang Shaohong's appearance was the same as that lightning split, which was an accident.

As for Huang Shaohong's true identity, not to mention this, there is no way for the two of them, so life has returned to its original rhythm.

Huang Shaohong still practices boxing every day and prepares for the next game, but he can obviously feel that there is an inexplicable gap between him and Ma Xiao and Addison, and they don't get along as well as before.

After all, the exorcism affected Huang Shaohong's state, and when he stood on the field again, he was seized by the other party in less than two minutes to lock it with a lock technique, and he couldn't break free, so he could only admit defeat.

In the next two games, Huang Shaohong regained his form and worked hard, but in the face of professional players, he was finally inferior in skills, and he was also defeated by the opponent's lock skills in the first game.

The second game is different, the opponent's boxer looks exactly the same as the comedy star 'Chang Yuan' in reality, Huang Shaohong is also smart, and if he can't do it, he will fight for his physique.

He saw that the other party was much thinner than himself, so he fought hard with the other party, the front was hard, the other party punched him, he punched the opponent, and the opponent kicked him to the foot, it hurt together, and it hurt until, how could Meng Tejiao do Dasha Chun, and finally had no choice but to admit defeat.

This kind of rogue tactic even the referee can't help, and after all, he picked up a bargain and won a victory.

Ma Xiao and Addison didn't care about Huang Shaohong's win or loss, but they didn't see it, after this game, Ma Dong's face was ugly to death, and after the game ended, he disappeared.

When it was time to eat in the evening, Ma Xiaocai received a call from Ma Dong, she pressed the speakerphone while eating, and asked angrily: "Where did you run away again, we have been looking for you for a long time!" ”

Ma Dong on the opposite side smiled bitterly: "Xiaoxiao, Dad is sorry for you, Dad is going to run away again!" ”

After Ma Xiao listened to his father's words, he immediately had a big head: "What's wrong with you?" ”

"Not much, it's just...... It's Wu Liang's money, I didn't pay it back, I didn't ......" Ma Dong's voice was a little empty, and under Ma Xiao's questioning, he told the truth.

It turned out that after making a sum of money last time, Ma Dong's greed was committed again, and after paying off the loan shark and some borrowed money, he didn't pay back the money he owed Wu Liang, but bet on Huang Shaohong's game again.

Ma Dong knew that he won the first game by cheating, and he thought that this kind of trick could be used in one game, and with Wu Liang's arrangement in the future, Huang Shaohong would definitely not be able to win, so he bet on Huang Shaohong to lose every game.

The first two games naturally won a lot of money, but who would have thought that Huang Shaohong would win the third game magically, this Nima doesn't cheat people.

You must know that Ma Dong has staked all his net worth, and this time he can be regarded as returning to the pre-liberation period in an instant after 20 years of hard work!

Now don't talk about paying back Wu Liang's money, there are only a few thousand yuan left on his body.

So this cargo simply contacted the ship, planning to run away first, but fortunately, he still had a little conscience, and he didn't forget to call Ma Xiao and ask her to inform Addison to run together, otherwise it would definitely not be good if it fell into the hands of Wu Liang.

After Huang Shaohong heard what Ma Dong said, his heart was shocked, is this the inertia of fate? I obviously changed everything, but the plot turned back to the original point here.

He also had some expectations in his heart at the moment, should he go to that funny rolling door?

Although the rolling shutter door in the movie is a little spoofed, it is undeniable that it is not simple, just like Shen Teng jumping from a height of three or four meters, although the ending is a kneeling, but the body is light and not injured, obviously there is kung fu.

And Senior Brother Xiunian, who hung up because he was handing out flyers at high speed, although he was taken away by the truck, he really showed light body kung fu, but he flew shorter.

There is also the training method of 'red carp, green carp and donkey', which can greatly improve the reaction speed of martial arts practitioners.

Now that Huang Shaohong has decided to fend for himself in this world and choose to fight, then the roller shutter door is a must-go.

As he expected, the next thing was the same as in the movie, Ma Dongzheng was talking to Ma Xiao on the phone, and before he could get on the boat, he was arrested by Wu Liang's people, and when he was put back, he had already been taught a hard lesson.

If you can't run away, then you can only pay back, and finally Ma Dong slapped his thigh: "Go up the mountain!" ”

Huang Shaohong has three months left in the next game, and Ma Dong just wants to take him up the mountain and let him receive training from the Rolling Lotus Gate in these three months, so as to improve his strength rapidly.

Then he got some money to bet on Huang Shaohong to win, according to his current odds, if he can win a few games in a row and defeat Wu Liang in one fell swoop to get the boxing belt, the money won at that time plus the bonus will be enough for a few people to pay off their debts.

decided to go up the mountain, and several people set off that night, wearing the stars and the moon, trekking through mountains and rivers, walking for two days and one night, and finally reached the depths of the mountain.

Huang Shaohong gasped, looked back at the green mountains recklessly, verdant, and deep mountain weather, and couldn't help but show a look of doubt.

Ma Dong walked up to him and said with a smile: "I've never seen such a blue sky and such fresh air!" ”

Huang Shaohong shook his head slowly: "I wonder, you can be caught if you run away, we are all in the mountains, Wu Liang didn't show up, you said that if we don't go out, or run away, he will definitely not find us!" ”

In fact, this doubt came when I watched the movie, but because it was a comedy, it was a little nonsensical, but now that Huang Shaohong is in it, he feels extremely weird.

"Huh......?" Ma Dong's eyes rolled: "Yes, why don't we run!" ”

This time, Huang Shaohong didn't need to speak, Ma Xiao said angrily: "What are you running, I'm a reporter!" Running away with you, I'm crazy! ”

When he reached the depths of the mountain, he finally saw the ancient sect that Ma Dong said, and looked at the three words 'Lotus Gate' on the plaque of the gate, Huang Shaohong couldn't laugh out loud.

Ma Xiao and Addison were also accidents, and there was a name for it?

As soon as he entered the door of the roller shutter, he saw a figure with a full head of hair sprinkling water on the ground, and Addison asked, "May I ask this aunt ......?"

When the man turned around, he saw a rough face full of beards, which made Huang Shaohong no longer help but laugh directly.

The person in front of him is not the 'Xiu Nian' who was 'taken away' by the truck for performing light skills, who else could it be!

When several people expressed their intention to worship the Rolling Lotus Gate, Master Zhang Zhuyu, the deputy head of the Rolling Lotus Gate, appeared, with an impatient face, but after seeing Ma Dong, all the problems were solved.

Zhang Zhuyu specially ordered to kill chickens and geese, and made a good meal to welcome the return of Ma Dong, the senior brother.

Before the meal, Zhang Zhuyu and Ma Dong sat opposite each other, and the eager eyes made Huang Shaohong shudder.

"After 30 years of separation, have you ever thought that I am still as beautiful as a flower?"

Facing Zhang Zhuyu's aggressive fiery eyes, Ma Dong clasped his hands and did not move like a mountain: "Senior brother, you are a bit nonsense!" ”

Huang Shaohong leaned into Addison's ear and said softly, "Do you feel that this Master Zhang Zhuyu likes Brother Dong?" ”

Addison and Ma Xiao were surprised at the same time, "What do you mean?" ”

Huang Shaohong read softly: "Look at the eyes of the deputy head, I guess the reason why Brother Dong went down the mountain back then must have been forced away by the enthusiasm of his junior brother!" ”

"Won't it?" Addison and Ma Xiao's voices subconsciously became louder, immediately attracting the attention of others.

A voice suddenly came from Huang Shaohong's other side: "Be quiet, don't let him hear it, otherwise he might attack you!" ”

The sudden sound startled Huang Shaohong, and he turned his head suddenly, seeing that it was Xiu Nian who didn't know when he came over.

"Really?" Huang Shaohong was a little hairy about Xiu Nian's words.

Xiu Nian's eyes swept away, and when he saw that the deputy head was chatting with Ma Dong, he immediately whispered: "Didn't you see the appearance of these disciples of our Lotus Sect?" ”

Huang Shaohong, Addison, and Ma Xiaoyan looked at it when they heard it, and sure enough, they were all extraordinary people with crooked melons and cracked dates and amazing appearances.

"Hey....." Xiu Nian sighed: "Since I can remember, everyone who looks a little good, all of them have fled because of being harassed by him, fortunately, I am quite safe, and the deputy head doesn't like rough men, otherwise I would have run away earlier!" ”

Huang Shaohong swallowed and spit, shivered, turned his head to look at Zhang Zhuyu, and saw that the deputy head happened to look this way with a smile on his face, only to hear him laugh:

"It's not easy for you to go up the mountain, go back and take a bath together, let's have a good exchange of feelings!"

At this moment, Huang Shaohong remembered a poem: "Insert 'dogwood' all over the place...... One less! He wondered if he should sneak away for a moment.