Chapter 36
As soon as the people of the Xiuzhen family arrived in the present world, the six masters lost their right to speak, and everything was taken over by them, and the children of the Xiuzhen family were sent to control the situation.
Fortunately, his eldest son Zhou Qing and second son Zhou Cheng received the news and returned to Zhou's house to take care of the seriously ill Mrs. Zhou and take care of everything in the Zhou family, so Zhou Tiancheng did not fall ill like his wife.
Among them, there is another person.
Gu Xiaoluo.
She is the wife of Zhou Beishen, although she was recruited by a martial arts competition, although she had her own purpose from the beginning, she has been together for so long, and she also has deep feelings.
Since Zhou Beishen disappeared, Gu Xiaoluo has tried all the means to get out of the prison of the Zhou family, roosters and dogs, stealing and smashing, pretending to be crazy and stupid, and doing everything, but all of them ended in failure.
However, her perseverance and perseverance are really breathtaking, so that the children of the Xiuzhen family guarding outside can't help but guess whether the husband and wife friendship between Gu Xiaoluo and Zhou Beishen is strong or weak, if the husband and wife are deep, Gu Xiaoluo has this reaction, although it is a little incomprehensible, but it makes sense, and if it is like what outsiders say, Gu Xiaoluo is just Zhou Beishen won back by recruiting relatives by martial arts, once Zhou Beishen has an accident, Gu Xiaoluo wants to get out of the Zhou family, it also makes sense.
In short, no one knows her true thoughts, only that when they are talking, just when they are thinking, Gu Xiaoluo must still be trying over and over again, failing again and again.
The first destination of the group returning from the Heavenly Demon Peak was naturally the nearest Zhou family.
In fact, the reason why I went to the Zhou family was not just because it was the closest to this place, but because the Zhou family now lived in a person who had been elected by the six major cultivation families.
The great master of the silent period, again and again!
Zhou Fu's return to the Zhou family did cause a lot of turmoil, the hero Zhou Tiancheng lost his former calmness, and almost turned the Zhou family upside down, sneak attacks, traps, drugs, and everything he did to kill his uncle, who was twenty years younger than him, but his actions ended up like Gu Xiaoluo, and they all said that failure is the mother of success, but it seems that this time it was successful, and it was difficult to give birth.
"Alas, I'm finally home, I'm tired to death......" Everyone came to the door of the Zhou family's mansion, Zhou Beishen stretched his waist and said lazily. In fact, with his current figure, even if he discusses the mystery of life with Chen Miaomiao, he will not feel very tired, although this section of the road is long, it is far from reaching the point of exhaustion, which is completely emotional, after all, leaving home for a month, he always has to complain when he arrives at his own home.
Since everyone told about their respective experiences, along the way, Gu Xichao has completely stood on the opposite side of Zhou Beishen, arguing countless times, sneering and sneering endlessly, and it is very lively along the way, but unfortunately both Gu Feng and Gu Wu are not very interested in the excitement, not only for Zhou Beishen, but also for the impression of his own family Gu Xichao, has greatly changed, and it is developing in a bad direction, in this case, even if Gu Xichao reaches the foundation building period, or even the rotation period, it will be because of Gu Feng and Gu Wu's reasons, and there will be no chance to cultivate the true family。
"It's good to be tired, that's a veritable dead fat man!"
For some reason, for a period of time, Shen Qing directly took the Zhou family as her back garden, and tossed as much as she wanted, which can be described as a familiar road, and she can touch the road with her eyes closed, but the departure of just a few days made her feel that she had not seen her for a day, and looked at the plaque of "Zhou Mansion" on the gate of the Zhou family, and she was distracted for a while.
As for Chen Miaomiao, seeing the Zhou family is another feeling. No matter how you say it, she will soon be Zhou Beishen's main wife, the young lady of the Zhou family, maybe this Zhou family will be assigned to her name in a short time, Zhou Beishen said that after this, it will be Chen Miaomiao's territory.
"My territory, listen to me!"
Gu Feng and Gu Wu, standing outside the gate of the Zhou family, were also very emotional, there were five people when they went, and six people when they came back, although there was one more, but there was also one less.
The total number is one more, and on their own side, there is one less.
Gu Kuang, who died in vain, just stayed at the top of the Heavenly Demon and was hastily buried in the poor mountains and evil mountains.
"Boom-" Suddenly, in the courtyard of the Zhou family, there was a loud noise, accompanied by a violent shaking of the ground, this feeling, as if there was a thunderstorm, exploded on the ground, so that everyone almost lost their hearing, buzzing in their heads, and Venus in their eyes.
"What's going on?" Zhou Beishen shouted loudly while covering his ears, but suddenly realized that he couldn't even hear his own voice.
The only one who has the same action as him is Chen Miaomiao.
The two of them were puzzled, and hurriedly looked at Gu Feng and Gu Wu, as well as Gu Xichao and Shen Qing, but found that the four of them, at some point, actually stuffed strips of rags in their ears, not only that, but the two door gods at the gate of the Zhou family existed in the same forehead, and there were the same things in their ears.
It was strange, as if they had expected this to happen.
Gu Xichao looked at Zhou Beishen with a sneering expression, his mouth grew up, and he seemed to be laughing, but unfortunately his ears were buzzing, and he really couldn't hear the other party's laughter.
At this moment, another loud noise came, and it was much stronger and more powerful than the previous one, much more vast, fortunately the two of them had covered their ears, otherwise, it was estimated that they would be stunned this time, which was much more powerful than the lion's roar of the Buddhist sect.
With the loud noise and the shaking of the ground, a colorful auspicious cloud quickly flew up from the Zhou family's compound, and in the blink of an eye, it crossed the high wall of the Zhou family and floated into the distance.
Colorful auspicious clouds? Could it be that someone in the Zhou family has become an immortal?
Zhou Beishen grew his mouth and looked at the auspicious cloud with a shocked expression.
He has excellent eyesight, but he can see that there is an auspicious cloud, it is clearly a huge kite!
Forget about the kite, it's not strange, it's strange that there is a strange man wearing armor and armed to the teeth on the kite!
At the end of the kite, there were two cylinder-like things, whirring and spewing flames, powering the kite.
This is still high-tech!
In an ancient book, Zhou Beishen once read the following passage.
"He is a hero of the world, and one day he will wear a golden armor and a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end......"
Now, the colorful auspicious clouds and the golden armor helmet have appeared, but Zhou Beishen's heart at this time is shouting wildly, I have neither guessed the beginning nor the end.
"Someone has escaped!" The two door gods outside the gate of the Zhou Mansion also seemed to exist, and now they suddenly came to life.
"After so many days of preparation, now, it finally comes in handy, haha......" The two laughed, and out of nowhere they took a huge pu fan, the transparent wings behind them appeared, and the body had disappeared from the place, appeared in the extremely high air, and came to the top of the colorful auspicious clouds, and then waved their hands violently, and the huge pu fan, like a huge fly swatter, swatted down, and the huge fly, that is, the auspicious clouds and golden armor below it.
The UFO, at a faster speed than when it went, fell in the direction of the Zhou family, and the two cylinders behind it left a large string of black smoke due to burning, which did not disperse for a long time.
But it seems that this is the first time the two of them have done this, and the direction is not very well controlled, and the landing point is already outside the Zhou family's compound.
"Count you ruthless!" Zhou Beishen looked at the two door gods who landed in the sky, scolded, and then ran in the direction where the UFO fell, eight steps to catch the toad plus Ling Bo micro steps, and came to the destination in an instant, and then hugged his hands, drew a few esoteric postures, and used the kung fu of Taijiquan to hold the falling thing, but even so, the huge impact force still made Zhou Beishen's chest feel stuffy, and the blood and qi surged up, as if someone had knocked a stuffy stick, and his legs were also deeply immersed in the hard ground.
He was deeply dissatisfied, why did the Zhou family perform in the martial arts hall, there was no kung fu to change the stars or move the universe, if there were, he would definitely not suffer such a big loss.
However, now he didn't have the leisure of hindsight, full of anger, and vented towards the UFO in his arms.
That's right, the UFO is a person.
The golden armor helmet had already fallen to the point where he didn't know it, revealing one of them haggard, but very beautiful without makeup.
Gu Xiaoluo.
It seems that this time her prison escape plan has finally succeeded.
Not only that, if it weren't for Zhou Beishen who happened to be here, what kind of fate would Gu Xiaoluo fall from the sky like this, it would be chilling to think about it, these two door gods are really dutiful, they don't even let a fly fly out alive, if they want to escape from prison, they will die first!
"You stupid, are you looking for death?" Zhou Beishen, who was red-eyed, was terribly black in his heart, but he had an urge to kill, and he wanted to stick those two door gods on the door thoroughly, so that they could become real "door gods". But fortunately, he still has some sense, knowing that if he makes a move, he will undoubtedly expose his strength, and if he lets Gu Feng see something, his future will be not small.
"Stars?!I'm not mistaken, I'm not dreaming, am I already dead?Did we meet in the underworld?" Gu Xiaoluo, who was originally waiting for death with her eyes closed, heard this voice, suddenly lifted her spirits, slowly opened her eyes, and looked at the appearance of the person who saved her, with an excited face, and at the same time a little confused and unconvinced.
"I don't know if you're right, I don't know if you're dreaming, I can't say if you're dead or not, but we definitely didn't meet in the underworld, because I'm not dead yet!" In order to make the other party sober up, Zhou Beishen held her and shook up and down, left and right, but looking at his hard work, even if the other party was awake, he would be dizzy because of this shaking.
However, this obviously does not apply to Gu Xiaoluo, the other party did not faint because of this shaking, and indeed gradually sobered up.
Gu Xiaoluo buried her head in the other party's broad and soft chest, put her ears close to the other party's chest, listened to the other party's heartbeat, and was sure of the familiar voice, "Wow-" and cried loudly, her voice was poignant and high, I am afraid that not the entire Runan people heard it, and countless idlers ran to watch, looking at the Wednesday boy who was a waste wood in their minds, and pointed and pointed.
Regardless of what is going on in this matter, the beauty and the beast are together, the key is that the beauty is still crying loudly, and a scene is gradually depicted in their hearts.
It seems that Wednesday Childe is bullying men and women again.
Zhou Beishen, where will you care about those who play soy sauce to watch the excitement? Hearing the cry of the person in his arms, feeling the loss of the other party, and the anger of the other party after not seeing him for a month, all turned into love and pity, hugged her tightly, and almost rubbed her into his body.
"Hey, I'm sorry for you......" In the end, she just said such a sentence, and Gu Xiaoluo cried even more fiercely when she heard this.
"Let's go home and never be separated again!" Zhou Beishen said, taking a step.
However, maybe it was because he was holding a person, his vision was not very good, or maybe it was the peripheral feeling nerve necrosis, he didn't take this step, just because when he caught Gu Xiaoluo, his feet had already sunk deep into the ground, and such a surprise kick fell into the air, so that Zhou Beishen, who was holding a person in his arms, completely lost the center of gravity of his body and fell to the ground forward.
"Ahh
"Ah...... Ah-" Zhou Beishen's screams came in bursts, and it sounded like there was a bit of rhythm.
Gu Xiaoluo was completely reduced to Zhou Beishen's flesh pad, and was thrown to the ground like this, as if the feeling of a broken boulder in her chest, completely squeezed out the breath in her lungs, and the person passed out.
And Zhou Beishen's fate was no better than her, before his legs were pulled out, he fell, and two crisp sounds told everyone the fact that his legs were broken.
"Oops, my legs, my legs...... Call the doctor, call the doctor-" Zhou Beishen shouted loudly, his mind was full of his legs, but he didn't care about Gu Xiaoluo, who was knocked out.
Seeing this scene, Chen Miaomiao, who was still a little appreciative, felt that her face was shady, and she helplessly covered her brows with one hand, but she instantly remembered that she had nothing to do with the other party on her face now, so she hurriedly put down her hand, learned to look like Gu Xichao on the side, and laughed loudly.
In the bedroom of the son on Wednesday, there were two people lying side by side, a man and a woman, the woman closed her eyes tightly, as if she was sleeping, and the man howled like a pig, and he didn't bear the pain caused by the doctor's bone healing for him, no matter how you look at it, there is no one who is the first master of martial arts.
At this time, in this room, there are not only Zhou Beishen, Gu Xiaoluo and the doctor, it can be said that it is densely packed with people, men, women and children, all kinds of people.
Zhou Beishen, who had broken his leg, and Gu Xiaoluo, who was in a coma, or Chen Miaomiao, Gu Xichao and Shen Qing, who came together, helped carry them to the room, and they were still not leaving, and they were enduring his wailing with the doctor.
The moment Zhou Beishen broke his leg, Gu Feng and Gu Wu completely lost interest in him, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Mrs. Zhou's illness, the moment she heard that her youngest son came back, she was miraculously cured, jumped up from the sickbed, a harrier turned over, plus a swallow to pick up water, and came to the wailing Zhou Beishen's side, its demeanor is like a hungry wolf predator, like a tiger descending the mountain, really a female master, thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, has been the most perfect embodiment!
The white-haired hero Zhou Tiancheng, after hearing the news of his son's return, no longer carried his hands to think about dealing with Zhou Fu's next three indiscriminate tricks, and beckoned his other two sons to see his youngest son who would not die.
didn't return for a month, but finally came to a parent-child reunion in the ward.
In the ward, the voices of "child", "son", "father", "mother", "brother" and "brother" are continuous, which really makes the listeners cry and the listeners sad.
The grand return full of anticipation begins with this beginning and ends with such an end.
In the Wednesday boy's room, Gu Xiaoluo was lying and Wednesday was kneeling.
This scene is so familiar.
But of course, this is also new, Wednesday Gongzi, who was tied up with thin hemp rope, like a big zongzi.
"Give you a chance, confess and be lenient!" On the bed, Gu Xiaoluo looked at Zhou Beishen, who was like a zongzi, waved the leather whip in her hand, and said coldly.
"Frankly what? I didn't do anything wrong, why should I be abused by you? Besides, I'm a disabled person now, my leg is broken, and you still use domestic violence like this, believe it or not, I'm going to sue you?!" Zhou Beishen carefully moved his legs on the mace, and said angrily.
"Sue me, you go, you go!" the whip slashed through the air with a crisp sound, and although it didn't hit anyone, the boy howled as if he had killed a pig.
"If she doesn't hurt you, then you have to scream loudly!"
"That day you knocked me unconscious for no reason, and I won't punish you if you have an ulterior secret. However, in the past few days, you and Chen Miaomiao's witch, taking advantage of my distraction, eyebrows, hooked up, do you dare to swear to the lamp, haven't you done anything to be sorry for me?" Gu Xiaoluo pointed to a burning candle not far away and asked loudly.
"Swear to the lamp?" Zhou Beishen, who was originally a little weak when he heard Gu Xiaoluo's words, heard this unheard of word, and countless question marks flashed in his head.
"Do you dare to swear to the lamp!" Gu Xiaoluo didn't mean anything to explain to him.
"Dare, why don't you dare, I, Zhou Beishen, swear to the lamp, if I do anything with Chen Miaomiao to be sorry for you Gu Xiaoluo, let me choke to death when I eat the whole candle!" Zhou Beishen pointed to the lamp with one hand and pointed to himself with the other, and said with a solemn face.
This oath is really vicious and vicious!
Choking to death while eating candles, I have never seen anything like this, is there such a person?
I must have been, otherwise, how can I have the same taste as the word chewing wax? Thinking about it this way, it is not impossible to choke to death when chewing wax.
Zhou Beishen laughed inwardly, happy that he had such a good mind.
If you choke to death when you eat the whole candle, then if you don't eat it, won't it be over? Even if you really eat it, won't it be over if you don't eat the whole candle?
Gu Xiaoluo, Gu Xiaoluo, you are confused for a lifetime, and you don't even have that little bit of wisdom for a while!
When Gu Xiaoluo heard this oath, she seemed to be smiling, and with a wave of the whip in her hand, she pulled the candle that was still burning out of thin air.
"Since you swore to the lamp, then I'll let the lamp god test your loyalty to me!" Gu Xiaoluo held a candle in one hand and came to Zhou Beishen's side, her hand tilted slightly, and the wax tears slowly fell into Zhou Beishen's arms.
"Ahh Just because he was tied up with hemp rope so strongly, it was not easy to keep a kneeling posture, where could he dodge? Seeing the red wax tears dripping on his body, he howled again.
"If she really hurts you, then you have to pretend it doesn't hurt. In the ancient book, it was also written, however, Zhou Beishen had already scolded the nameless author in his heart, pain is pain, how can he pretend not to be painful? In this case, he must cry out for pain even more loudly!
If this is the consequence of the so-called oath to the lamp, then it is necessary to retract the previous thoughts, this scene, he has not only heard, but also seen, of course, in books, after all, he is well-read.
Drip wax!
It's just that this scene is a little different from what he knows, as far as he knows, this scene can indeed be facilitated by a man and a woman cooperating with each other, and most of them cooperate with whips, hemp ropes and the like, but it is obvious that the division of labor between men and women was forcibly tampered with by Gu Xiaoluo.
"It seems that the god of lights thinks you are lying, and before you are choked, he will burn you to death first!" His hand shook again and again, and the wax tears were like a dripping rain, dripping on Zhou Beishen's body, and he couldn't stop rolling on the ground.
But to be honest, after the pain, there was such a strange feeling of comfort, which was what really frightened him.
"It's a delusion, this must be a delusion! How can I, be a masochist?"
"Bang bang—" There was a knock on the door.
"Ah, someone is coming, someone is coming!" Hearing this beautiful voice, Zhou Beishen hurriedly shouted loudly to remind Gu Xiaoluo, who obviously wanted to act as if he hadn't heard.
"In the middle of the night, who is so immoral and disturbs other people's dreams?" Seeing that she couldn't get past it, Gu Xiaoluo couldn't help but scolded loudly.
Like, no one is dreaming, it should be said, no one sleeps, it's so noisy, who can sleep?