At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night in New York, an orange circular space door appeared in Stark's Long Island Manor.

Alvin sneakily came out of the space door, followed by nine big-ass succubi wearing OL uniforms and with ascetic expressions.

Strange finished his intense work, and didn't bother to rest and came over to see the excitement.

Principal Alvin's special hobby made him curious, what kind of man can stand the ravages of nine spicy chickens?

Alvin also had no choice, he went to the S.H.I.E.L.D. field camp before, and the guy who should be the leader pulled Alvin to complain, begging him to hurry up and invite those aunts and grandmothers away.

S.H.I.E.L.D. is a tough department, but the pretty succubi who always talk about Alvin are a little confusing.

These succubi can't fight, they can't scold, their subordinates are always distracted, and the most important thing is that their subordinates always remember the "job-hopping option" with an annual salary of 400,000 yuan, which is a nightmare for a leader.

When Alvin walked into S.H.I.E.L.D.'s field camp, the exhausted leader took him by the hand and begged him to be let go.

Recently, the amount of toilet paper used in the camp has skyrocketed, and the combat power has dropped dramatically, which is all caused by those succubi, and if they are not taken away, this team will be finished.

Alvin, who couldn't laugh or cry, agreed to the other party's request, but casually mentioned the idea of letting them go to the top of the canyon maze for a while, and the hapless team leader sighed and said, "Why don't you let Mr. Stark come over with his recruitment contract?"

Half of the people here want to work for him. Then you'll have manpower, and I'll be able to get out of this nightmarish place! ”

So, in order to satisfy the other party's idea, the kind Alvin stayed in that camp until the night, and decided to ask Stark to finalize his first batch of "Avengers".

As for what kind of loyalty test and the like, it doesn't matter at all in the "Avengers", they will face non-human or even non-earthly enemies in the future, and the probability of "human rape" is almost negligible.

As a recruited combatant, even if you have a special idea, you still have to go up and fight hard when faced with an alien enemy.

If you don't want to work hard, then wait for the "layoffs", the "Avengers" will be a legitimate and open organization in the future, there will be a set of reasonable evaluation and promotion standards, and the 12-level salary is enough to give those GIs the motivation to "do their duty".

The moment Alvin walked into Stark Manor with the succubus, a strong light suddenly lit up on the manor's lawn, and dozens of machine-gun bunkers rose on the ground. Alvin could clearly hear the sound of the machine gun in the bunker starting to spin.

Just as the succubi began to panic, Jarvis's voice came from inside a bunker, "Headmaster Alvin, I detected nine demonic beings behind you. ”

Alvin saw the lights on in the manor building, Fawkes and the children were all inside, he looked back at the succubi with serious expressions, who looked like the kind of female secretaries who would never give in to the boss's demands, sighed in annoyance, and said, "This doesn't need to be detected, you can see it with eyes."

Lift your guard, Jarvis, why do I think you're getting more and more annoying? ”

Jarvis said puzzled, "Are you sure?" These demons have a high energy response, and I think you will have a hard time dealing with them alone! ”

Alvin looked at Fox who came out of the big villa helplessly, and said distressedly: "Yes, I don't seem to be able to cope with it, this is all a good thing you did!" ”

Jarvis was puzzled and said, "Can you make it clear?" I have some other judgments about your "can't cope"! ”

Alvin rolled his eyes and gave his middle finger to the bunker that was making the sound, then turned to Fawkes.

Hugging the unclear Fox, Alvin sighed and said, "You should have seen them, I'm going to recruit some hellish succubi to open a special "witcher" bar, what do you think?"

This will be my new source of funding, my girlfriend is so rich and my self-esteem is very hurt! ”

Fawkes looked at the succubi with serious expressions, then looked at Alvin with a bitter face, and suddenly said with a smile, "What are you worried about?" Worried that I suspect my boyfriend will find some demon mistresses? ”

Alvin kissed Fawkes on the lips funny, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, why did you even think through the problem?" ”

Saying that, Alvin looked into Fawkes's eyes and said with a smile: "I feel a little inflated now, and being "cared about" by a beautiful woman is the best affirmation for me. ”

Stark, who had been ignored, put his arm around Pepper's shoulders and said to Alvin dissatisfied: "Man, it's rest time, isn't it a bit too much for you to break in with a bunch of "spicy chickens".

They had to have alcohol, marijuana, or anything like that to fit the atmosphere, and I didn't have anything here. ”

Saying that, Stark glanced at the nine succubi, and said disgustedly: "Spicy chicken doesn't look sexy at all with a straight face." ”

Pepper screamed in dissatisfaction as Stark spoke, "Tony~" and slapped him on the arm.

Stark was stunned for half a second, pursed his lips and hammered his head, and said helplessly: "I'm sorry, I forgot that I was engaged."

It's definitely a sense of duty to save the world that ruined my memory, and you'll forgive me, right? ”

Saying that, Stark glanced at those succubi again, and said a little distractedly: "Those are not the types I like, I pay more attention to the inner beauty." ”

Strange, who came with Alvin, raised his eyebrows at Christine beside him and said, "It seems that I am definitely not the one who knows how to speak, maybe you should understand a little bit about the little personalities of our successful people." ”

Ignoring Strange's boastful boast of putting herself with Stark, Christine rolled her eyes ready to see what the Stark Group executive would do?

Pepper stared at Stark with his head in his hands in disbelief and said, "You're more inside? What do you mean~, my God, Tony? Stark~"

Pepper turned around and cursed a very ugly swear word, and walked into the big villa, and when she passed the gate, the girl picked up a flower pot and smashed an intercom system on the side of the gate.

Stark spread his hands inexplicably, looked at Alvin and said, "What's wrong?" Did I say the wrong thing? ”

Alvin ignored the terrible Stark, he looked at the girl in his arms, and said with a smile: "It seems that my consciousness is not as good as that of the rich Mr. Stark, I am more in the accident, and the inside is only an assistant, because I am a bad guy!" ”

Saying that, Alvin smiled and kissed the bridge of Fawkes's nose and said, "Am I too superficial?" It's sick, I'm very sick! ”

Fox pursed his sexy lips, squinted and pulled Alvin's collar to kiss him heavily on the mouth, and then said in a slightly deep voice, "It's still a long night, I need to help my boyfriend see his illness."

I'm also a nice nurse once in a while, you'll love it! ”

With that, Fox patted Alvin's chest, drew a circle with his fingers on his heart, then bit his index finger and turned away.

As he passed Stark, Fawkes smiled seductively at him, and then his face changed so much that he almost clubbed his middle finger in his face. Then Fawkes walked into the big villa, where a sad "bride-to-be" needed a little comfort.

Strange was stunned by Alvin's method of flirting with his sister, and the Manhattan Tomahawk said love words that made people want to vomit to tease the girl, which simply made Strange, a straight male cancer patient, drop his jaw.

But looking at the corners of Christine's chuckling mouth, in order to save his single career, Strange pulled a big face, coughed lightly, looked at Christine and said: "I'm occasionally very superficial, and I'm also very sick, you made my soul fly out!" ”

Christine listened to the brainless words, her eyes rolled and only the whites of her eyes were left, and she slammed Strange on the stomach, causing him to let out a scream of pain, and then said "viciously": "You can retake your literature class, you fool!" ”

Alvin looked at Stark, who was still inexplicable, and said with a smile: "In the past, your playboy name must have had a lot of water, man, what did you rely on to pick up girls in the past?" You don't seem to know anything about women! ”

Stark frowned and thought for a moment, and said, "Genius, humor, money, money, money, what's the problem?" ”

Alvin raised his eyebrows and shook his head, and said, "There must be no problem with this, but with those girls you found, you will definitely not let you have the urge to propose to her in front of thousands of people!"

Man, I need to put these succubi in place first, you'd better come up with a funny joke and go to Pepper, she's two of them angry right now. ”

Saying that, Alvin made a terrible look with a cold eyebrow, and said: "Think about the way that little thing was born like this, it's terrible!" ”

Stark seemed to think of something when he heard this, pointed his finger at Alvin, muttered a few words in his mouth, and finally pursed his lips and tilted his head and nodded, saying, "You're right, that's terrible."

Morgan definitely can't be the next blues? Banner! ”

With that, Stark turned and ran towards the villa, and as he ran, he shouted to the ubiquitous Jarvis, "Jarvis, search me for the ten funniest jokes in America, I have to make Pepper a happy girl." ”

Alvin amusedly watched Stark run into the villa under his steps, he turned to look at Strange and Christine and said with a smile, "If you don't mind, go in and rest for the night." ”

Saying that, Alvin squeezed his eyes at Strange, and said with a smile: "Do you need me to say hello to the housekeeper here, so that there is only one room left here?"

It must have been an accident, haha! ”