Lan Feng: "......"

"Auntie, if you force me to commit suicide, then it's not called suicide, it's called coercion, and you still have to bear criminal responsibility." Lan Feng said, at this time, his mind was clear, his thinking was quick, and he didn't have the slightest look of dying or alive.

Sometimes, people's life and death are only a thought.

It can be said that Lan Feng didn't want to die, but rather, he had already died once!

The cat looked at Lan Feng with a pair of solemn eyes, this is difficult...... More than a dozen plans flashed in his heart in an instant, all of which were "willingly" able to make him die.

Even if Hades understands it, she doesn't need to be responsible, after all, he wants to die, but if he doesn't want to die, it will be troublesome!

If you can hide it from humans, you can't hide it from the old Hades!

"You're so troublesome!" The cat said sincerely.

Lan Feng can be regarded as having met a strange person today, and he has a strong interest in this aunt, and he also knows that he has inadvertently mastered some "heavenly secrets", and he doesn't want to die because he "knows too much".

Therefore, Lan Feng stood up, wiped the blood on his arm with a strip of cloth, and asked in time: "I am Lan Feng, it seems that you know, what is the matter with you coming to me?" ”

Cat said, "I want you to be my agent." ”

"You're an artist?" Lan Feng raised his eyebrows, obviously, he had no impression of the cat.

The cat nodded.

Lan Feng looked at the cat a little and said, "Yes." ”

"Huh?" The cat was still thinking about how to let him die, and he didn't react for a while.

And Lan Feng said completely, "I can be your agent as a reward for saving my life." At the same time, we can sign a non-disclosure agreement, and you and I will keep silent about what is happening today, as if it doesn't exist, how about it? ”

The cat thought about it, and suddenly snapped her fingers, "This method is good!" It should be written clearly on the agreement, if you dare to say it, then die on the spot! ”

That's great! If you can't die on your own, the cat can help you! That's a great idea!

The back was cold, as if sensing the Lan Feng that the cat was thinking about: "......"

I never thought that when his desire to survive was infinitely urgent, it was when someone was looking forward to his death with excitement......

"Jiu Mao Mao!"

At this moment, Jiuye Bai trotted over, saw the blood all over the ground, vigilantly pulled the cat behind him, and checked it nervously, "Where are you hurt?" ”

The cat slapped Jiuye on the white head, "Silly brother, how can I be so weak?" ”

Jiu Ye Bai didn't mean to joke, and soon looked at Lan Feng again, "Then what's going on?" ”

Lan Feng didn't move, and his heart said that it was a bit troublesome to explain this, and he didn't know the relationship between the two on the other side.

I only heard the cat say, "It's that person, he has a nosebleed." ”

The corners of Lan Feng's mouth twitched.

Jiu Yebai pointed to the large red patch on the grass, "What is this nosebleed?" Blood cancer, right? It doesn't have to be cured, right? ”

Lan Feng, a patient with blood cancer: "......"

The cat said calmly: "It's summer, the fire is vigorous, just pay attention." ”

Jiu Yebai pointed to the knife on the ground again, "What about this?" What is it for? ”

The cat's eyes didn't blink, "Peeling fruits, come to see the deceased, don't you bring something?" Here. ”

As he spoke, the cat took out an apple in response to the occasion.

Lan Feng cooperated and took it, "I have a heart, Xiao Yu loved to eat apples the most when he was alive." ”

I really picked up the knife and skillfully peeled the fruit......

Jiu Yebai was a little messy, he looked down at the short skirt torn by the cat, quickly tied his shirt to her waist, gritted his teeth and asked, "What's the matter with your skirt?" ”

The cat said, "I wiped his nosebleed." ”

Jiuyebai almost collapsed, he brought the cat to find the Lan Feng who was enshrined as a myth in the entertainment industry! Not here for a psychopath!

Early in the morning, you spray nosebleeds in a place like a cemetery?

You said that you spilled dog blood, and he was a little more likely to believe it!

"Jiu Maomao, go back, just don't come, brother will find you a normal agent, this person is afraid that he is sick." Jiu Yebai made up his mind and pulled the cat to leave.

The cat slapped him on the head again, "Jiuyebai, you want to rebel?" I'm your sister. ”

It turned out to be a brother and sister......

Lan Feng thought about it and said very solemnly, "Mr. Jiu, I am Lan Feng, now I am in Extraordinary Entertainment, and I have all the freedom to sign artists independently, I have verbally agreed to be your sister's agent, and I will make up the contract as soon as possible." ”

Jiu Yebai looked at Lan Feng, "What conditions?" ”

For this great god, the degree of difficulty can be imagined, and Jiuyebai has done his homework.

However, I heard Lan Feng say, "Your sister actually gave me her skirt...... Wiping the nosebleed, this move deeply touched me, I have a relationship with her, and it would be too superficial to talk about the conditions. ”

After a long night, the white general was skeptical, "It's really touching." ”

Lan Feng: "Who's to say it's not?" ”

Jiuye Bai and the cat left the cemetery first.

And Lan Feng stood in front of Xin Yu's tombstone, lifted his clothes, wiped his photo with a soft cloth, and smiled with a stubbled beard.

"I've made you see the joke." Lan Feng said, "I heard that girl say that you should have a good life in your next life, which is good, I really shouldn't think about looking for you." ”

"You should have a good brother who loves you and loves you, will not force you to do what you don't want to do, you can go to school freely, fall in love, although a little trouble, but still be able to spend your life in a dazzling way."

"In this life, I was wrong, I couldn't admit it to you in the end, what she said was right, wrong is wrong, since there is no turning back, but maybe, can I make up for it?"

"In the next life, I don't want to be an animal."

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Maomao and Jiuyebai waited in the car for a while, and it didn't take long for Lan Feng to come down with his backpack.

After the car drove out, Bai frequently looked at Lan Feng from the rearview mirror for a long time.

Lan Feng took the initiative to open his mouth to break the silence, "Mr. Jiu, if you have any questions, why don't you ask directly?" ”

Jiu Yebai said: "Are you really Lan Feng? ”

Lan Feng said: "My surname, my name, I can't find a duplicate in the whole country, do you need me to show my ID card?" ”

Jiu Yebai said: "It's not necessary, although you look more like a bum, but as long as you solve one thing now, you can prove that you are a fake Lan Feng." ”

"Oh? What's up? "Lan Feng is interested.

Jiu Yebai took out his mobile phone, quickly glanced at Maomao, and then threw the phone to Lan Feng, "Look at it yourself." ”

On the screen is Maomao's Weibo personal homepage.

Lan Feng stared at it for a few seconds, obviously a little surprised! He has been away from the entertainment industry for a year, but once, he had some vague impressions of the name Jiu Xintian.

He skillfully walked around Weibo and raised his eyebrows slightly, which was quite exciting.

"It's still these little tricks, Jincheng Entertainment, it's really a familiar formula, I remember that they are the best at stepping on their own people." Lan Feng said with a little contempt, "About your three hot searches, I think they are all fake, so which of you tell me, what is the real situation?" ”