"Yo, so sober?" A thin man with glasses smiled, "It's not like you." ”

"Heh," the inch-headed young man rolled his eyes, "a man who is a hero, has great ambitions, has a good plan in his belly, has the opportunity to contain the universe, and has the ambition to swallow heaven and earth."

Let's let someone like that be a player. ”

"If people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish?"

The animation costume boy Zhengse said: "The heroes of the world are out of my generation, and they are urged by the years of entering the rivers and lakes."

Waiting for a Japanese wheel knife in my left hand and a vow of victory in my right hand, carrying Pikachu on my head, riding a red rabbit horse under my body, and a string of devil fruits hanging from my waist, I want to eat whichever I want, and the power of the wilderness surges between my breaths.

When the time comes, one of them will ascend to heaven, and I will make you the seat of the three boys, responsible for serving the urinal and emptying the toilet for the seat..."

Before the middle two teenager could finish speaking, he was beaten by three other companions.

If it weren't for the presence of other people, Leon was very suspicious that they would have taken advantage of the pillars in the tent to have an Aruba meal on the spot.

After the fight, the peers played the mobile game while dreaming about what it would be like to become players.

Listening to the reverie of these peers, Li Ang couldn't help but smile, turned over, and continued to play with his mobile phone.

"Leon? Is Leon here? ”

A voice rang out outside the tent, and Leon turned to see an employee dressed in a shelter outfit standing under the tent curtain with a list.

"I am!"

Leon put away his phone, ran to the tent, and asked casually, "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Show me your ID information, thank you."

The staff asked for Li Ang's ID card (it was a real document), scanned it with a portable machine, returned it to him, and said, "You agreed to return to Yin City before, right?"

Now you can take the bus at 3 p.m. and go back to Yin. This is your boarding pass, so follow the signs along the road at the reception center at half past two and go to the A18 boarding gate on the south side to get on the bus early. ”

"Got me in line so early?"

Li Ang was a little surprised to take over the ID card and license plate, it stands to reason that the first to return to Yin City should be the public service personnel in key positions, then the workers and white-collar workers, and then the ordinary residents.

Under the curious gaze of the others in the tent, Li Ang took his ID card and the license plate and lay back on the bed, and as soon as he picked up his mobile phone, he saw the evil smile sent by Wang Congshan.

"Hello, what are you doing?"

"Playing with your phone." Li Ang sent a head-scratching expression, "When are you going to take the car back to Yin City?" I just got the notice to go back at 3 p.m. ”

"We're also three o'clock in the afternoon." Wang Congshan sent a "hey, hey, hey" emoji with a wicked smile, "My cousin called us this morning and told us that she was actually an official employee before, it seems to be some kind of special affairs bureau, right?"

In short, the family members of the employees can take the first batch of vehicles back to Yinshi, and I asked my cousin to register you as a relative of the employees, so you don't have to wait here. ”

"Huh?"

Li Ang couldn't laugh or cry, but he still expressed his gratitude to Wang Congshan for his kindness: "Thank you, I'm sorry for your trouble, help me say thank you to your cousin." ”

"Hmm." Wang Congshan replied: "By the way, my cousin asked me to ask you, do you have any ideas for participating in official training?"

Listen to her say that the last time she went on a blind date with you, uh, she was quite impressed with you. ”

"Uh..."

Li Ang thought about it, and it was estimated that his special makeup skills and caesarean section skills in the fog realm at that time left a deep impression on the other party, "Besides, at this stage, I still want to focus on my studies and don't want to be disturbed for the time being." ”

"Poof, it's like you've been told the truth."

Wang Congshan rolled her eyes, "If you focus on your studies one day, then you really have a ghost." ”

She was not wrong in what she said, although Li Ang has always excelled in his studies,

But Wang Congshan knows that this product has never studied very seriously, and the skill points are all focused on the whole work and messy things.

When their homeroom teacher was too bad-tempered in junior high school and liked to violently physically punish students, Li Ang played a three-inch tongue comparable to that of a pyramid scheme leader, and successfully persuaded the class to unite and collectively send the homeroom teacher to the TV show Metamorphosis.

After being stopped by the school, Li Ang used his knowledge of social engineering to get a private photo of the teacher and a leader of the school.

Printed into more than a dozen large-scale photographs and hung above the bell tower at night, the scandal spread widely among the students of Yin City.

After the teacher was fired, he was caught in a row by someone stuffing the car exhaust pipe with a steel wool ball (the car would not be refueled and would inexplicably stall), 502 wipers, water sprays, medical tape to change the license plate number from 1 to 7, black paint pen painted on the reversing car image camera, and stinky tofu soup injected into the car door.

The security door at home has been stuffed with chewing gum, and in the middle of the night, there will be a ghost crying wolf howling outside the window, and the surveillance cameras placed inside and outside the home have not captured anything at all.

In the end, he had to move his family out of Yin City.

These were all handicrafts of Li Ang when he was in junior high school, and the reason he did it was just that the teacher almost physically punished Wang Congshan one day and wanted to hit her palm.

Wang Congshan was extremely suspicious that if Li Ang wanted to sabotage, he must be a dangerous element with a high threat to human society. And in the real world of this supernatural phenomenon, maybe he can mix like a fish in water...

Thinking of this, Wang Congshan, who was at the other end of the containment center and was watching the chat box between her and Li Ang, became inexplicably irritable.

For a genius like Leon (self-proclaimed), the chaotic world may not be without benefits, but for more ordinary people, the arrival of the killing game is definitely not a good thing.

I may not be able to go back to the peaceful life I used to have...