Chapter XXXV. Transactions
Li Ang asked softly, "What is the origin of that white-fronted tiger?" ”
Chai Cuiqiao, who was hiding in his body, replied: "He was originally a cannibal insect on Jingyang Gang, but later fell into a cliff, and luckily fell into a certain cave house that was scattered in the Tang Dynasty. ”
What special Brother Tai, dude, did you go on the set of the Pleasant Goat....
"What about the cyclops?"
"He's a half-breed, his mother is a descendant of the ancient parsnip giants, and his father is a weak scholar."
“?” Li Ang was stunned for a moment, and roughly compared the size of the cyclops, "Can this be a half-blood?" ”
"It's not what you think.... When his father was young, he went to Beijing to take the exam, and when it rained heavily, he hid in a cave to avoid the rain. ”
Chai Cuiqiao was silent for a while, and said embarrassedly: "As a result, his father has a very strong hands-on ability, taking advantage of the leisure time to avoid the rain, he took out his painting book and shot at the wall, and after the rain stopped, he walked out of the cave and continued to take the exam." ”
"..."The corners of Leon's eyes twitched, "You mean..."
"That's right." Chai Cuiqiao said embarrassedly, "You'd better not tell that giant about it to your face, he killed a bunch of monsters with a wooden stick during the last banquet. ”
Well, the world is full of wonders, and such a bizarre way of birth is similar to the story of Hua Xu being pregnant with Fuxi in mythological stories.
The corners of Li Ang's eyes twitched wildly, and he continued to ask about the origin, personality and strength of other ghosts - Chai Cuiqiao especially liked to read novels before his death, and his ability to collect information and make up reasoning on his own was very strong, and he peeked at the wine banquet two or three times before, and deduced the information of most of the ghosts.
Just like Chai Cuiqiao said before, the demons who came to the banquet did not doubt the identity of Li Ang and the others as living beings, but only glanced at them with a little curiosity, and then turned their heads to chat with other demons by themselves.
After all, being able to face so many demons and ghosts without being overwhelmed by the sky-high demon aura also proves that the mission team is all "aliens" and belongs to the same kind.
"We're all here, why haven't the mandrills come yet?" The plague ghost, covered in poisonous sores, shouted hoarsely.
"What's the hurry," the Tiger Daoist waved the dust, and said with a big smile: "At this time in previous years, didn't he have to be the last to arrive?" I guess we'll have to wait until the sun goes down completely. ”
"In that case, let's clean up the Daxiong Treasure Hall first." The young rat demon with a thin body smiled and waved his robe, and countless gray-brown fat mice fell from the empty fat cuffs, like a waterfall.
The rat demon waved his palm like a chicken claw, and the group of rats at his feet rushed into the Daxiong Treasure Hall as if they had received an order.
Countless fat rats got under the Buddha statue of Shakyamuni, carried the Buddha statue with all their might, and got a bunch of wooden planks from nowhere, stacked it diagonally under the base of the Buddha statue, and slid out of the Mahavira Hall with the Buddha statue on their backs, and placed the Buddha statue in the open courtyard.
The rats concocted the same method, moved all the Buddha statues in the Daxiong Treasure Hall with great efficiency, and even brought dustpans and brooms to clean up the dust, and in just a few minutes, the Daxiong Treasure Hall was cleaned spotlessly and as clean as new.
This efficiency is higher than that of modern housekeeping companies.
The group of demons walked up the stairs in a chaotic manner, walked into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, jumped on the pedestals on both sides with the futon, and sat on the futon, all of them really looked like literati and elegant guests who participated in the banquet in the world.
Xing Hechou and the others looked at each other, found a remote place to sit down, and watched the group of rats skillfully move candles from the temple warehouse, light the pillar of fire, and illuminate the Daxiong Treasure Hall as bright as day.
The rats then took out a box of bone china wine glasses from the warehouse, cleaned them in the mountain stream behind the temple, and placed the wine glasses one by one in front of the futon for the guests.
Before the feast began, many demons began to shout and drink, or throw dice to gamble, or throw arrows at the bottle, playing the game of "throwing pots".
There is no way, the entertainment activities of human beings in this era are lackluster, and I can't think of any novel ways to play.
And the demon's banquet, there are only three entertainment methods: drinking, gambling, and making games, and even the part of the beautiful woman dancing is omitted - after all, everyone has different species and different aesthetics.
The peerless beauty in the eyes of the rat demon is a big mouse with thief eyebrows and rat eyes in the eyes of other monsters.
The peerless beauty in the eyes of the bone spirit is a skeleton with bones in the eyes of other monsters, and at best, the color of the bones is a little whiter.
The lack of entertainment makes these hideous-looking monsters look like a group of old hats who have never seen the world in the eyes of the task team.
"It's time to let these goblins go to a modern nightclub and let them know what 'entertainment' is and what 'hi skin' is."
Wan Li Feng Dao was slandered in his heart, but he heard Li Ang say softly: "Everyone, do you want to make a fortune on an extraordinary item?" ”
"What?" Xing He was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said softly: "Xiao Li, this is almost a critical moment, don't make extraneous branches." ”
According to the confidential information within the Special Affairs Bureau, the various organs on the demons and monsters, like the heavenly and earthly treasures grown in the wild, have extraordinary qualities, and in the hands of the Fang Shi of the Chinese Heterogeneous Society (another official transcendent organization), they can be sacrificed into magic weapons of different grades.
Even if it is not sacrificed into a magic weapon, all kinds of demon organs can be sold to the system mall and exchanged for some game currency.
"Don't worry, I'm sure." Li Ang smiled, stood up upright from the futon, and clapped his hands vigorously,
Smack, smack, smack.
The noise gradually subsided, and the eyes of many demons focused on Li Ang.
Li Ang's face did not change, he smiled calmly, and said casually: "Good evening, seniors and guests, we are the disciples of the Tamto Daoist on the overseas Ayitu Turtle Islands. ”
Hey, hey, what are you doing? Xing Hechou saw the demons on both sides turn their heads, his heart was anxious and angry, and in a corner that others couldn't see, he reached out and gently tugged on Li Ang's trouser leg, but his face was still as calm as water.
"We came to the Central Plains this time, not only for training, but also to barter and exchange for some special products."
Specialty? Some of the monsters looked disdainful, just as humans were confident in the abundance of products and the wealth of the people in the Central Plains, and the monsters in the land of the Central Plains also had the same disdain for the overseas barbarian lands.
Where the birds don't poop, what good things can be bartered?
The demons were silent, and Li Ang didn't care, and took out a bulging snakeskin bag from his backpack.
He took out an antique wooden box from the snakeskin bag, and when he opened the wooden box, he revealed a cyan orb inside.
The balls were round and rough, as if they were made of some kind of grass and wood scraps, and there was an inexplicable smell escaping.
Taobao's super concentrated catnip sphere priced at 80 yuan is rich in nepeta lactone pheromones, which can make any meow crazy, and then the cold and arrogant, chaste and unyielding big meow, smell its smell, and have to obediently untie the clothes and let others rub them.