Chapter 00466 Green Tea, Scumbag, Ma Bao, Phoenix, Money Worship, Rich Second Generation, Bai Fumei Collection
Lin Zhendong is not surprised by the integration of the world, after all, copies such as "Detective Chinatown" and "Huge Call" have the fusion of the world, which is normal, but what Lin Zhendong didn't expect is that there can be unreasonable fusion in this Xia Luo universe.
But it's normal to think about it.
In the Charlotte universe, there is no such place as Xihong City at all, so it is understandable how unreasonable your other fusions are.
It's like writing, you think the author doesn't write well, and the author says that I am the author and have the final right to interpret.
Yes, you can say that, but you should be scolded as a 'dog author'.
The principle is the same.
So Lin Zhendong had to scold.
Dog system.
Lin Zhendong said before that he hates youth films, no, to be precise, Lin Zhendong hates all kinds of stories with three wrong views told in the skin of youth films, and finally said 'This is the youth of all of us'.
In this regard, Lin Zhendong just wants to say, go to your uncle's.
My youth is not so bloody, and there is no abortion, cheating, or death of girlfriends in my youth.
If among those youth films, which one Lin Zhendong hates the most, then "To Youth" must be on the list, this Lin Zhendong feels even more fucked up than "You at the Same Table".
The movie can be described as a collection of green tea, phoenix man, mom bao, rich second generation, money worshipper, scumbag, scumbag, cheating, abortion, going abroad, dead girlfriends, and the most important thing is that the three views are not right to such a point Lin Zhendong really didn't expect it.
Especially those lines in the movie made Lin Zhendong want to scold his mother every minute.
In this movie, Lin Zhendong feels that only three characters are slightly normal.
The first one is Zhu Xiaobei, she has always been simple-minded and simple-minded, and she didn't even feel inferior to her sister selling buns for her to go to school, she is a simple person, a person full of hope for the world, but such a person was framed by a small business for stealing things, and finally she smashed the commissary in a rage, and then dropped out of school herself.
The second is to open up, this is a positive shape that doesn't seem to have anything, but in fact, it's still quite good in his bones, and he has always liked his goddess silently, and he is even willing to be a spare tire, but everyone has seen what Zhang Kai mixed in the end.
The third is Ruan Guan, she belongs to the Lord who lives for love and dies for love, such a person has been trapped by a nest for a lifetime, and finally died because of this nest.
Anyway, you see.
People who believe in the future end up with the tragedy of dropping out of school.
The good old guy who was the spare tire ended up messing up quite badly.
People who believe in love are finally deceived again and again, and then they also lose their surnames for the scumbag.
Do you think this movie is scumbag?
Lin Zhendong's favorite person in the movie "To Youth" is Zhu Xiaobei, so it's okay, just take advantage of this world and save Zhu Xiaobei.
I guess the dog system thinks so too.
"Open up, don't make a fuss."
Lin Zhendong gently patted his open shoulder and smiled: "She's not a classmate, she's my girlfriend, and she's just here to help me clean up the dormitory." ”
"What ???"
Zhang Kai felt that he had finally come across a beautiful sister paper, but it turned out that this sister paper had a master, so he turned around and smiled: "Okay, then I won't bother you." ”
After saying that, he left with a sneer.
"How??"
Xu Kaiyang said with a smile: "I say, it looks like a pair, you still have to go." ”
"Alas, I can only say that the falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, and you have to start early, this guy is a good girl in high school, he's really a fucking talent, hey, it's not right."
Zhang Kai suddenly said two words, and then was stunned: "How did he know my name?" ”
Xu Kaiyang was stunned: "What??" ”
"I said, how did he know my name? I don't think I'm that famous. ”
Zhang Kai said suspiciously.
Xu Kaiyang said: "What do you think, how can the freshman know your name, I'm afraid you heard it wrong." ”
Open: "I ......"
"Big fat, go, come to a fat girl paper, I think it's quite suitable for you."
Xu Kaiyang suddenly kicked the big fat and said, "Hurry up." ”
"Haha, chubby, that's right, I also think this is quite suitable for you, go ahead."
Zhang Kai also forgot what happened to Lin Zhendong just now, and he quickly urged Xiaopang to say.
Xiaopang was originally the object of everyone's ridicule, and he belonged to Xu Kaiyang's follower, plus Zhang Kaiye pushed him, and he ran directly towards the fat girl.
Looking at the chubby appearance, Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang laughed.
Then, as soon as he opened his eyes, he smiled at a girl who got out of the taxi, and then quickly followed: "This classmate, what department are you from?" ”
"I'm a freshman, civil engineering."
Zheng Wei's face was filled with a youthful smile, and she said to the classmates in front of her.
"You're a freshman and I'm a sophomore, but we graduated together because you study for four years and I study for five years."
Zhang Kai said and took out his business card from his pocket and said, "This is my business card, my name is Zhang Kai." ”
Zheng Wei looked at the business card and said with a smile: "Open, which one are you open??" ”
"I can grow anywhere."
Zhang Kai grinned.
"Hello, my name is Xu Kaiyang."
Xu Kaiyang squeezed Zhang Kai aside all of a sudden, and then said to Zheng Wei, and at the same time looked at Zhang Kai and whispered: "Why didn't I see you send a business card to a junior brother." ”
"I don't have that hobby, work, work."
Zhang Kaihe smiled and was about to carry his luggage, Xu Kaiyang was in a hurry to show that he also carried a luggage, but unfortunately he didn't pick it up all of a sudden.
Obviously too heavy.
"This sister has moved in all the houses."
Xu Kaiyang muttered a little speechlessly.
"Thank you, two senior brothers."
Zheng Wei didn't think about it so much, she said gratefully to Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai.
After all, the suitcase is too important, and Zheng Wei really can't move it.
"Be polite, polite, working for my junior sister is what those of us who are seniors have to do."
Zhang Kai said with a smile as he carried his luggage.
Xu Kaiyang introduced the school to Zheng Wei at this time: "Our school's soil engineering is famous all over the country, and the most important thing is that Xihong University has always been people-oriented, and it is also relatively relaxed. ”
"Okay, Lao Zhang, it's only been a long time since I got to the schoolgirl."
"Woo woo, Lao Zhang, come on."
"Lao Zhang, you lewd guy remember to behave well."
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When I walked through the school building, there was a group of people who knew Zhang Kai who were heckling.
"Zheng Wei, have you found it? Our school is a good school, but the male students in the school are basically not serious, so you should be careful in the future. ”
Zhang Kai said to Zheng Wei at this time, and then his eyes froze, and he kept staring at a girl in white who was distracted, with long hair fluttering, and more importantly, long legs and big breasts, which is basically the fantasy of all men in this era.
Hugh said that it was open, even Xu Kaiyang didn't care about it, and Zheng Wei began to look at this sister paper.
"Who is this???
Zhang Kai muttered to himself: "There are still freshmen I don't know, oops, I'll go, who started so fast, he has already taken it." ”
It turned out that this girl actually got on a male classmate's bicycle and left with her arms in her arms.
"Lao Zhang, you go back and investigate and see where this sister paper is sacred, this is a bit unexpected for me."
Xu Kaiyang smiled and said, "It's so beautiful, but it's ......."
Speaking of this, he paused and said, "No matter how beautiful you are, Zheng Wei is not as beautiful as you, let's go." ”
"Yes, yes, Zheng Wei, you are the most beautiful."
Zhang Kai also nodded slightly.
But Zheng Wei shook her head slightly, she knew that what the two said was insincere, not to mention that Zheng Wei also felt that the girl in white was very beautiful, as if she had come out of a painting.
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Talk about two ends.
Niu Aihua smiled and followed Lin Zhendong and said, "This is how this college student talked. ”
"Yes, college is actually not a big deal, but Xiaohua, you can also go to the university to further your studies later."
Lin Zhendong has thought about this for a long time: "I will only have more and more industries in the future, and I don't feel at ease with others managing me, and I will say hello to Yanjing, and then you will go to Yanjing University for further study." ”
This is something that Lin Zhendong has thought about for a long time, he is short of manpower, and at the same time he lacks the management industry, he hopes that Niu Aihua can learn some business administration, and even go to business classes, anyway, he donated some money from Yenching University to go to class.
Let's talk about the fame first.
Lin Zhendong was ready to push Niu Aihua to the front desk.
But Niu Aihua was obviously not ready, and she said with some disbelief: "Dongzi, don't say it, how is this possible?" Besides, can you go to Yenching University casually? ? ”
"In this world, if you have money, you can do whatever you want."
Lin Zhendong shook his head and laughed: "So don't worry, no problem, anyway, now you can also hand over the beauty shop to Jiayi, I think you can help me manage 'Dongyu Media'." ”
"But doesn't Dongyu Media have Luo Li??"
Niu Aihua was stunned and asked.
"Luo Li went to the imperial capital, he went to help Cheng Dongqing and them."
Lin Zhendong said with a smile: "Besides, I only believe in you in Dongyu Media, you are my person." ”
"Okay, but Dongzi, I still feel like I'm a little bad."
Niu Aihua is still a little unconfident, or Niu Aihua, who has never received a higher education, is a little unconfident.
"Let's talk about this later, there's no hurry."
Lin Zhendong said indifferently.
Besides, Lin Zhendong actually didn't go to college either, but after watching so many college-themed movies, he wasn't much surprised by the college campus, he and Niu Aihua received the keys to the dormitory first.
There are 6 people in a dormitory of Xihong University, Lin Zhendong and Niu Aihua are the first to come, and the two find that there is no one in the other dormitories.
"Dongzi, you take a rest here, I'll help you make the bed first."
Niu Aihua asked Lin Zhendong to rest first, and then began to help Lin Zhendong make the bed.
"You say this as if I don't have a hard time."
Lin Zhendong was a little funny: "Let's have a piece." ”
"No, I'll do it myself."
Niu Aihua said and pushed Lin Zhendong onto the chair, and then she began to clean up.
After a while, another big man pushed the door in, and he was startled when he entered the dormitory: "Ouch, how did this become a girls' dormitory??" ”
"Dude, don't be nervous, this is my girlfriend."
Lin Zhendong said with a smile: "Introduce yourself, from this city, Lin Zhendong." ”
"Hello, hello, I'm from Yan Zhao, my name is Ji Liang......"
Ji Liang looked more bold, he laughed: "Okay, brother, your girlfriend is so beautiful, should I call my sister-in-law or my brother and sister??" ”
"I'm 18 years old, what about you??"
"Ah, that's called my brother and sister, I took two years to get in, and I'm 21 years old."
Ji Liang said a little embarrassed: "Originally, my family didn't want me to go to school, but fortunately, this time I was competitive and was admitted." ”
While talking, another man with glasses and a little thin came in, this man is also 18 years old this year, he is from the south, and he looks a little delicate, his name is Ding Peng.
The other three have not yet shown their heads.
The three of them started to sign up together, but Lin Zhendong was not at ease to let Niu Aihua be alone in the dormitory, he smiled: "Xiaohua, you go back first, there's nothing to do here, go back and take a break, wait for my call." ”
"Hey, okay."
Niu Aihua nodded lightly, and then said to Ji Liang and Ding Jun: "Then I'll go." ”
"Hey, brother and sister, don't worry, Dongzi will be fine, I'll take care of it."
Ji Liang said with a look of a boss.
Niu Aihua said that she would help more, but she smiled secretly in her heart.
Her little boyfriend doesn't have to be taken care of by anyone.
I'm afraid that the people in this dormitory will need Lin Zhendong to take care of them.
After Niu Aihua left, Ji Liangcai gossiped and asked: "Dongzi, I think my younger brother and sister are so beautiful, like a star, which school is she in??" ”
Lin Zhendong said with a smile: "She didn't go to school and worked in Tinglin Town." ”
"Ah, that's right..."
Ding Jun gently lifted his glasses and said, "Dongzi, you are a college student, so you don't have to worry about ......"
"Okay, Ding Jun, don't talk about this, let's hurry up and finish the formalities first, I heard that there are quite a lot of people who go through the formalities, and it's not easy for us to handle it."
Ji Liang said with a headache at this time.
"Of course, it's not easy for us to do it ourselves, but we can find someone to do it."
Lin Zhendong smiled: "Let's go, follow me." ”
For Lin Zhendong, this is the first time he has been a big girl in college, and more importantly, he doesn't know much about the cumbersome procedures.
But he didn't know, someone knew.
Open.
Although Zhang Kai is not very good at studying, Zhang Kai can be regarded as a man of the year in Xihong University, with a wide range of contacts and exquisite faces, such a person Lin Zhendong feels that he just lacks an opportunity.
In school, Lin Zhendong also wanted to inspect some people.
Among them is Lao Zhang.
Besides, now Lao Zhang should be taking Zheng Wei to go through the formalities together, Lin Zhendong just asked Lao Zhang to take them with him, Zheng Wei is from civil engineering, and Lin Zhendong is from the Department of Architecture.
Lin Zhendong of the Department of Architecture filled in one at random, and on the university campus, Lin Zhendong also understood what it means to have more monks and less meat, because the ratio of men and women in the whole school is really not very coordinated.
"Dongzi, who are we looking for??"
Ji Liang asked.
"Don't worry, I'll go to the commissary and buy a few boxes of cigarettes."
Lin Zhendong said with a smile: "Please ask the seniors to help, you can't be empty." ”
At this time, Zheng Wei was chilling under the tree alone, although Zhang Kai was talking and running the train, but he was still very good at doing things, no, he directly helped Zheng Wei alone, although he was very tired, but Zhang Kai still enjoyed the fun of helping people, especially the fun of helping girls.
When helping Zheng Wei go through the admission procedures, Zhang Xingxing still felt a little regretful, if only the girl in white also needed help.
"Senior......
When he opened the queue, Lin Zhendong walked over to him: "Let's meet again." ”
"You ......"
Zhang Kai was already a little tired from queuing up to go through the formalities, plus he and Lin Zhendong didn't talk much at all, how could they remember?
"Senior, you just accosted my girlfriend at the school gate, forgot??"
Lin Zhendong smiled: "You also said that I was looking for you in school, so I don't remember it so soon." ”
"Hey, how can you forget."
Although Zhang Kai remembered it, he really didn't have the heart to help his younger brother do things, and he could still do a good job of helping his sister paper, what is it to help a man?
He wasn't interested in anything.
"Senior, the three of us are all freshmen, and we don't know much about some of the cumbersome procedures for registration, so please help."
Saying that, Lin Zhendong handed Zhang Kai three boxes of cigarettes: "I don't smoke, this is for the senior, let me introduce myself, my name is Lin Zhendong, the senior is the head of Zhang Kai, who everyone knows and knows about Xihong City No. 1 Middle School??" ”
This boast made Zhang Kai himself float a little, and he didn't even know that he was so famous that even the freshmen already knew about it.
"Well said, well said."
Usually Zhang Kai is reluctant to smoke a good cigarette, he smokes Xu Kaiyang, at this time he hurriedly took it: "Give me your admission letter, I'll help you run first, just a while." ”
"Okay, then thank you, senior."
After Lin Zhendong finished speaking, he was going to come to Ji Liang and Ding Jun's admission notices.
After tossing back and forth for a long time, Zhang Kai felt that he wanted three boxes of cigarettes a little too little, which was too fucking tiring, he said to Lin Zhendong: "Okay, I finally helped you do it." ”
"Senior, wait a minute."
Lin Zhendong looked at Zhang Kai and couldn't help shouting and said: "This has helped us so much, we want to invite you to have a meal together in the evening, just in the restaurant in the school, if the senior brings people from the dormitory, it will be more lively, let's set it at 6 o'clock in the evening, let's go back and clean up first." ”
"Well, that's not good."
Zhang Kai felt that the junior in front of him was a little superior, but he still refused: "There will be time in the future, tonight is the time for your freshmen to get to know each other, so I won't join in the fun." ”
"Cheng, in a few days, I'll ask the seniors again."
Lin Zhendong said with a smile towards Zhang Kai.
"Dongzi, you're too powerful."
Ji Liang couldn't help but admire when he left openly: "If it weren't for Zhang Kai's help, we would have fainted to death just by signing up." ”
"yes, Dongzi."
Ding Jun also said with some admiration.
"Okay, don't praise me, praise me again, I should be proud, let's hurry back to the dormitory and see if the remaining three are here."
Lin Zhendong said with a smile.
Because he didn't want to show off his wealth, Lin Zhendong just took his mobile phone and quietly sent a message to Niu Aihua, telling her not to worry, she could come over for dinner at night.
"Okay."
Niu Aihua replied gently.
In fact, Niu Aihua was a little puzzled before, why not rent a room outside?
Lin Zhendong's statement is that he doesn't want to be too maverick, in fact, there is another idea, only the dormitory is easy to communicate, isn't it? ?
After returning to the dormitory, the three of them already had quilts on them, but none of them came back, and it was obvious that the formalities had not been completed.
"I'll go to the school for a stroll first, are you two in the dormitory or will you come with me??"
Lin Zhendong stood up and asked.
Ji Liang said: "I can't do it anymore, I'll take a rest." ”
Ding Jun also smiled bitterly: "Dongzi, you go by yourself, I also have to take a rest." ”
"Okay."
Lin Zhendong was not reluctant, he was ready to go out for a walk alone.
Walking aimlessly, Lin Zhendong came to the basketball court, and then was suddenly stunned.
On the basketball ball, Zhu Xiaobei, who has short hair and looks like a tomboy, is playing.
"Classmates, let's have fun?"
Lin Zhendong walked over and said.
"Okay."
Zhu Xiaobei is quite bold: "What's your name?" How much bigger?? ”
Lin Zhendong said: "Freshman, Lin Zhendong, what about you??" ”
Zhu Xiaobei laughed: "Coincidentally, I am also a freshman, called Zhu Xiaobei." ”
"You can, it's only the first day of school."
Lin Zhendong gave Zhu Xiaobei a thumbs up.
"Mostly liked."
Zhu Xiaobei said and started to dribble and play with Lin Zhendong.
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On the other side, Zheng Wei looked at Ruan Guan's mirror in the dormitory and was a little unhappy: "It's really a narrow road." ”
"Her name is a little strange, her name is Ruan Guan, and the one next to her is her loving little boyfriend, and they got along well when they were in high school."
Suddenly, a voice sounded behind Zheng Wei, which startled Zheng Wei.
"Hello, my name is Li Weijuan, you are Zheng Wei, I really didn't expect you to be so beautiful, I see, there must be you in the department of civil engineering."
Li Weijuan, who was dressed more plainly, introduced to Zheng Wei: "In addition, several other people from our dormitory are here, you are the last to arrive, this bed is a handsome guy, called Zhu Xiaobei, this bed is called He Lu, and this bed is called Zhuomei, I have to tell you, our Xihong City University has more men and fewer women, basically girls are chased by boys, you have to be careful, don't be stupid to be deceived by some older seniors, by the way, also, men don't have a good thing, don't listen to what they say...... ”
I have to say that although Li Weijuan only came two days earlier than Zheng Wei, she almost knew the school clearly, as if she was a panacea.
Zheng Wei laughed dryly: "You should go to the Public Security University." ”
While talking, He Lu and Zhuo Mei also came, He Lu looks like an introvert, but she is white and clean, a small jasper type, as for Zhuo Mei, she is a bit like a southern girl, she looks fleshy, a little childish.
Four of the six golden flowers in the 402 dormitory have appeared, and the rest are the tomboys and goddesses that Li Weijuan said are not here.
"Hmph, I can only be the flower of the civil engineering department, what's the use of that Ruan Guan's good looks, she can have my talent?? The IQ is definitely not as good as mine, and I have a big chest and no brains......"
Zheng Wei snorted coldly in his heart.
Bang.
Before he finished speaking, the door was pushed open heavily, startling Zheng Wei.
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