Early in the morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Li Xiuyuan pulled Huang Shaohong in addition to Li Mansion, Bai Suzhen naturally accompanied him, as for his companion to come to Fu, but he didn't greet him, only tied a rope with a wooden stick, tied a chicken leg, and led the stupid Uncle Da, and several people went to Guoqing Temple together.

Huang Shaohong walked out of the Li Mansion and stretched his waist at the fish belly on the horizon, a little helpless:

"I said I don't have to be so early, I just want to go to the temple to offer incense, let's also have dinner and breakfast, maybe the Buddha and his old man haven't gotten up yet!"

"Bah, Bah, Bah......"

Li Xiuyuan took a few sips:

"Don't talk nonsense, the Buddha and his old man shine on the three thousand worlds, omniscient and omniscient, in case you say that he is bad and he listens to it, hehe, we are sworn brothers, I will tell you, I don't tell him about ordinary people!"

Huang Shaohong saw that this thing was talking nonsense, but he didn't get down to business, so he immediately grabbed her arm:

"Tell me clearly, why did you go to Guoqing Temple so early?"

Li Xiuyuan was forced to have no choice, so he had to say two words:

"Monk!"

Huang Shaohong looked back at the Li Mansion, and then suddenly realized that this product was afraid that he would become a monk, and Li Maochun and his wife would not be able to explain it.

He immediately smiled and asked, "Your family is just your only seedling, are you sure you will become a monk without leaving an heir?" After you become a monk, you can't marry a wife and have children! ”

Li Xiuyuan stuffed his big finger between his index finger and middle finger, and gestured towards Huang Shaohong: "Pick, it's your business!" ”

Huang Shaohong turned around and greeted Bai Suzhen and said, "Suzhen, let's go!" ”

"Hey...... You promised to protect me! ”

When Li Xiuyuan saw that he said to leave, he hurriedly grabbed Huang Shaohong and showed a flattering smile:

"Brother Huang, we said okay yesterday, I recently felt that the dark clouds were covering the top, and there were signs of bad luck, you can't ignore me, if you want to ignore me, then you can give me back my fan!"

"Phew! That's my fan! ”

Huang Shaohong immediately corrected!

Li Xiuyuan sneered: "Okay, it's yours, but you also promised to protect me, right?" ”

"Then you talk to me politely, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet!"

After Huang Shaohong finished speaking, he sighed:

"I'm serious, haven't you considered being filial to your parents at home, enjoying your family, and waiting for them to become a monk after a hundred years?"

Li Xiuyuan laughed:

"Look, brother, you are also a cultivator, how can you say such smiling and generous words, the so-called karma and karma, they were favored by me in their previous lives, and they became my parents in this life and raised me to grow up, this is repaying the cause and effect, understand? I'm filial to them, won't I let them repay it in vain? ”

The corners of Huang Shaohong's eyes jumped, and a wave of anger arose in his heart, what kind of argument is this Nima, why is he looking for it like this.

As soon as he clenched his fists, he heard Li Xiuyuan say: "Besides, there is a problem with your words, and becoming a monk will not affect filial piety to your parents!" ”

Huang Shaohong breathed a long sigh of relief, and his clenched fists gradually loosened: "I hope what you said is true!" ”

"Bored, go fast, go fast......"

Li Xiuyuan pulled Huang Shaohong and left.

Bai Suzhen shook her head, through the bound soul, she could feel Huang Shaohong's mood fluctuations just now, and she couldn't understand this emotion.

Although she has practiced for thousands of years, cultivated as an adult, and crossed the catastrophe to become an immortal, in this thousand years of practice, she has experienced all kinds of life, and she doesn't know what is the joy of family and what is the love of licking calves.

From this point of view, strictly speaking, although she has cultivated as an adult, she is not a real human being, and these have to be slowly appreciated over time.

"Chicken legs, give me chicken legs!"

Uncle Da's shout chasing the chicken leg made Bai Suzhen wake up from her contemplation and quickly followed.

Guoqing Temple, is the ancestral court of Tiantai, the temple is built according to the situation of the mountain, each advance gradually rises, the momentum is majestic, majestic and dignified.

A few people walked all the way, and Huang Shaohong could feel that when Li Xiuyuan approached Guoqing Temple, the aura on his body also changed.

When he arrived at the gate of Guoqing Temple and stepped inside, Li Xiuyuan stepped down from the steps, and he was already able to walk in the air, taking a few steps in the air, and then fell to the ground.

Like him, there is Uncle Da, but although Uncle Da behaves extraordinary, he still chases after the chicken legs, obviously his body has changed, and his IQ has not changed.

"Chirp ....."

Uncle Da yelled while chasing the chicken legs.

Li Xiuyuan turned around and threw the chicken leg to him: "J fart, this is a clean place for Buddhism, JJ is not allowed to appear, Fuhu, you go to the side to eat chicken legs, I'll go inside to see the first ......"

Huang Shaohong had a black line, thinking that these two things were so unreliable, knowing that you still eat chicken legs in the pure Buddha Gate!

Uncle Da took the chicken legs, couldn't close his mouth when he smiled, ran to the side of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, next to a small shrine, squatted there and started eating, ate the chicken in one bite, and finally even put the chicken bones in his mouth and chewed.

Huang Shaohong noticed the shrine and couldn't help but shake his head funny, but it was because the shrine was dedicated to a land god, that is, the land father-in-law in the Yin Si Zheng God.

It is said that the gods of the Yin Division of the Daomen are enshrined next to the temple Daxiong Treasure Hall, which really responds to the sentence,...... 'The donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth'!

Suddenly, the statue of the land god enshrined in the shrine suddenly disappeared, and a middle-aged man dressed in sackcloth and holding a rattan cane stood in front of Li Xiuyuan, and as soon as he came out, he said:

"Dude, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

Li Xiuyuan was surprised; "Who are you?"

The middle-aged man introduced himself:

"I'm the land lord, I can't blame you, your primordial spirit hasn't come back yet, and your memory is also lacking, but you don't have to be afraid, as long as you take the golden body back, it's fine!"

"Also, you golden body, the government and robbers are vying for it, let's take last month as an example, there are many people who come to rob it, the boss of the knife club and the axe gang, brought more than 200 people to the temple gate to open the film, fuck, don't talk about negotiations, just cut people, and now people really don't follow the rules at all......"

Huang Shaohong and Li Xiuyuan both had black lines, and at the same time wiped the cold sweat on their heads, and the latter even asked the doubts in their hearts: "Are you the boss or the land lord!" ”

The land lord smiled embarrassedly: "When I was a human being, I was the boss of the gangs in the rivers and lakes, and I was named the god of the land after I died!" ”

Huang Shaohong and Li Xiuyuan took two steps back at the same time, what is this situation, this world is too dark, the gang boss can be canonized as a god and become the father-in-law of the land for the benefit of one party, where can this be reasonable!

The land lord looked at the expressions of the two, and guessed what the two were thinking, he laughed:

"I should be lucky to say this, when I took my brothers to rob the house, I found that I robbed the people, one by one poorer than us, and then I changed my attention, and took them to find the official to rob, and those who were not satisfied were clicked...... I did it for more than ten years, but I was caught by the official and clicked......"

Huang Shaohong didn't understand it even more:

"This old brother, the more we say this, the more we don't understand, listening to your words, I have robbed all my life and have not done anything good? How can this still be a god? ”

The land was whitened by Huang Shaohong:

"Listen to me, I didn't finish it, and then after I arrived at the Netherworld, I was sent by the ghost to report to the City God Temple first!"

"The judge rewards the good and punishes the evil, and declares my crimes before my death, I think about it, isn't this over, I can't go to eighteen layers of hell, and I don't know when I will be able to be reborn!"

"And guess what?"

Huang Shaohong and Li Xiuyuan both leaned over and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The father-in-law of the land laughed:

"As a result, the judge said that the robbers and kills I have robbed for more than ten years are all corrupt officials, which can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people, and killing the wicked is a good thought, and it has also indirectly saved many innocent people who are going to be harmed by them, and has accumulated a lot of merits!"

"Finally, Lord Chenghuang, report my merits to the underworld,

Tell me, this luck is coming, and you can't stop it! ”

After the land lord finished speaking, he felt that he was satisfied, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and his throat and eyes were exposed.

"Is that okay?"

Huang Shaohong and Li Xiuyuan glanced at each other, how could they think that this thing was more comfortable than them.

Li Xiuyuan interrupted the land prince's self-praise: "Okay, hurry up and take me to see my golden body!" ”

Only then did the land lord accept a smile and lead the way in front.

A few people spared the Daxiong Treasure Hall and came to the Guanyin Hall behind, and the land lord also cast a spell, and several monks who cleaned the hall turned a blind eye to the arrival of several people.

The land lord led everyone to the back of the Guanyin Buddha statue, pointed to an offering table behind him and said, "It's here!" ”

Looking around, I saw a skeleton wearing a robe sitting on the offering table, which was different in that the skeleton was turned out of gold, obviously this was the golden body left by Li Xiuyuan's cultivation in his previous life.

Huang Shaohong laughed and said:

"Brother Li's golden body is really special, everyone is not bad, you are a skeleton gilded!"

Li Xiuyuan didn't have the heart to laugh and quarrel with him at this time, his eyes stared directly at the skeleton, and then walked in slowly, caressing the above plus with his hand.

At this moment, the onlookers all had an illusion, as if there was some kind of invisible communication between Li Xiuyuan and the skeleton.

Shaoqing Li Xiuyuan said: "I want to take it away!" ”

The land lord hurriedly said: "No, you cultivated to the right fruit back then, and this golden body has become a treasure of the temple, if you want to take it away, you must have the permission of the abbot, otherwise the gods and Buddhas in this temple will not be able to agree!" ”

Huang Shaohong's heart tightened when he said it, and he let go of his divine sense to investigate carefully, and found that this land was also a fantasy appearance, and the so-called gods and Buddhas were probably just scene reproductions.

When Li Xiuyuan heard the words of the land lord, he turned around suddenly, grabbed his shoulder and said: "This golden body is mine, it can be said that the golden body is me, I am the golden body, why ......?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Huang Shaohong, Di Gong and others, and at the same time retreated to distance themselves from him.

Li Xiuyuan was surprised: "What are you doing here?" ”

Huang Shaohong pointed to his head, and the land lord reminded: "Did you misplace your head with it!" ”

It turned out that Li Xiuyuan was no longer his head on his neck at this time, but the skull of the 'gold-plated skeleton' just now!

Li Xiuyuan reacted when he touched it, turned around to look, and sure enough, he saw that his original head was on the skeleton shelf.

His skeletal mouth opened and closed up and down, and let out a rattling laugh: "I'm sorry, I didn't know if I was confused about the consciousness exchange just now!" ”

After saying that, he quickly changed back.

Then he walked directly around the idol and walked to the front, grabbing a monk who was on duty: "Call your abbot, I have something to say!" ”

He took the initiative to speak, and the blind-covering spell that the land lord cast on him was instantly lifted, which frightened the little monk, shouted "Ghost" and ran behind in embarrassment, and several other little monks were also so frightened that they ran away.

Li Xiuyuan gave him a negative gesture in the back: "Pick, look at their appearance that they haven't seen the world!" ”

Turned around and smiled: "Don't worry, when their abbot comes, as soon as I sign up, everything will be fine!" ”

After a while, I heard the sound of footsteps behind me, and the sound of commotion came, and many people shouted:

"Where the hell is? We are the Tiantai Ancestral Court, with the blessing of the Tiger Arhat, which demon and monster who does not have long eyes dare to make trouble here! ”

Shaoqing saw twenty or thirty monks, rushing into the hall with sticks and swords, and the monk who was on duty before pointed to Li Xiuyuan and Huang Shaohong and others and said:

"It's them, they suddenly came out and scared me!"

A monk with a big waist and a round waist with a tiger's back took a few steps forward with a machete and shouted: "He Fangxiao dares to come to Guoqing Temple to spread wild, junior brothers, show them how powerful!" ”

Huang Shaohong, this Khan, is this a temple? How do you seem to have entered the hall of a gang?

He, Bai Suzhen, and Li Xiuyuan looked at the father-in-law of the land at the same time, and said in their hearts that it would not be affected by him.

Before the land public could complain, an equally tall monk came out with a sword, and first came to a piece of swordsmanship, not to mention the bells and whistles of this swordsmanship, it was useless.

However, people's tricks are obviously not in swordsmanship, only to listen to the previous monk with a knife on his back shouted:

"Something dry, let them open their eyes!"

After saying this, the sword-dancing monk put away his sword and stood up, and shouted coldly at Li Xiuyuan and Huang Shaohong: "Look! ”

After speaking, the long sword was held upside down, raised above his head, and then opened his mouth, and directly staged the sword swallowing.

The three-foot Qingfeng went down his mouth and went straight into the handle.

Huang Shaohong couldn't cry or laugh, is this a monk or an artist.

Li Xiuyuan said, "I'll rely on", and then hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't poke to death!" ”

The monk pulled the sword out of his mouth again, and there was a round object stuck in the tip of the sword.

Li Xiuyuan bared his teeth and said, "Isn't this pricking out the bitter gall? ”

Huang Shaohong looked at the round object, shook his head and said, "It's not like it, it's like a ball!" ”

The monk with the knife glared when he heard this: "Jingming, you rabbit cub, I said why my meatballs are gone, it turns out that you stole ...... meatballs."

He kicked when he said it, and the sword-swallowing monk ran away, and the monk with the knife roared angrily:

"Jingming will punish you for cleaning the toilet for a month if you eat meat!"

Hearing him say this, Huang Shaohong couldn't cry or laugh, and he didn't know whose pill it was, and he only allowed the governor to set it on fire.

The monk with the knife turned around and instructed the rest of the monks, "Let them see how powerful they are!" ”

Immediately, a monk rushed out and took off his shirt and lay on the ground, and the other two monks carried the stone tablet and pressed it on him, and then took two sledgehammers and smashed them according to the stone tablet.

'Crackling' smashed gravel flew, and the monk under the stone had 'hey, hey, haha' before and called twice, but there was no sound after a few clicks.

Huang Shaohong pointed to the corner of the monk's mouth and asked, "I'm vomiting blood, it's okay." ”

At this time, the monk with the knife found out, and hurriedly ordered the person to be carried down, and at the same time scolded with a dull face:

"Waste, let you usually practice more, you don't listen, look at the ...... this person lost"

He was shouting and scolding, when he suddenly heard a Buddha horn coming, and then a kind monk walked in and saw the situation in the hall: "Jing Idiot, what are you doing?" ”

The monk with the knife threw away the machete in fright, and then said, "Abbot, these guests are here to see the mastery of the disciple!" ”

The abbot chirped: "Bah, you fart mastery, you are a showman, let me tell you, if you want to mess around in the temple again, just get out of the show!" ”

Even the monk with the knife didn't look at the five big and three coarse, with a fierce face, but he had great respect for this abbot, and after being reprimanded, he didn't dare to say a word and stood aside.

Li Xiuyuan saw that the abbot was coming, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Abbot, you came just in time, I just have something to say to you!" ”