Chapter 7 It's good if Master doesn't kidnap the monsters, what the hell are you doing?
Disciples, there is Tianzhu ahead! ”
Sanzang jumped on the boulder with a whizz, and looked at the Xiongguan in the distance.
It's not wrong to say that it is Xiongguan, in the precarious Xiniu Hezhou, this Jiming Pass of Tianzhu Country is indeed good, the tiger is standing on the dragon plate, the iron urn is golden, and it can probably make the monster eat people, when they can use more strength, they have to jump higher.
Of course, according to my Buddha Rulai's description, there are no monsters in Xiniu Hezhou, and the killings are all in Nanzhan Prefecture~
After Sanzang shouted for a while, the three apprentices pulled the white dragon horse and appeared slowly.
Getting used to flying through the clouds and walking on the ground is too much of a test of patience.
"Master, the Master of the Three Nothings is gone again!"
In comparison, the sand monk is the most hard-working, and he also knows how to care about the whereabouts of the master.
"Let's go to the city first, and see how many changes have taken place in the past five hundred years!"
This is not the first time, Master Sanwu often disappears, and Sanzang is also used to it, and does not wait, and takes the three apprentices towards Xiongguan.
After passing the Xiongguan, walking for half a day, finally arrived at the capital of Tianzhu Kingdom, I saw a white-clothed monk standing with his hands in the distance, watching people come and go, and the streets were bustling.
"Master of the Three Nothings!"
Sanzang was happy and greeted him.
Huang Shang is currently mainly acting as the incarnation of the evil king, and when he heard this, he turned around and said with a smile: "You guys are here, it's good here, the king has a way, and the grains are abundant!" ”
When I entered Dongshi Street, I found that it was indeed very lively, as if some festival was going to be held, and they were all jubilant, especially young men, holding their heads high, showing flowers and branches, and taking steps that they did not recognize their relatives.
When they walked two streets, they saw a Huitong Pavilion Station, which was somewhat imposing and different from ordinary hotels.
Bajie felt that he had really had enough of suffering along the way, and hurriedly encouraged: "Master, let's go to this post house!" ”
Sanzang nodded, stepped forward, and said to the little official in front of the door: "The poor monk Dharma name Sanzang, from the west heaven, to the east of the Tang Dynasty to spread the scriptures, can you enter the high government to rest?" ”
The little official dug out his ears, but he didn't bother to look at them: "But is it related?" ”
Sanzang shook his head: "No." ”
The little official had an expression that he had expected a long time ago, and shook his hand to drive away: "Go and go, where did the wild monk come from, he doesn't even have Guan Wen, and he still wants to enter my post house!" ”
"You!"
As soon as the monkey heard that he was gone, he was about to jump out, but he was held down by Sanzang on the shoulder.
"Master!"
The monkey earned it.
Didn't break away.
"Let's go!"
Sanzang's mood didn't fluctuate much.
Five hundred years ago, when he traveled around the world, he saw a lot of the cold and warm in the world, and there were many such difficult little ghosts.
To his regret, 500 years later, there is still no change.
As for not being able to live in the post station, it's nothing, using the basic skills of Buddhism, and turning the fate is.
"Wait!"
But at this moment, Huang Shang walked out from behind and came to the little official: "Let this place come out." ”
The little official was just about to scold, when he suddenly felt an indescribable pressure, which was more terrible than seeing the king in front of him on the street, and he trembled, and subconsciously turned around and ran inside.
"What a strong humane number!"
Sanzang was surprised in his heart, and he became more curious about the identity of this master.
As far as he knew, only mortal kings had this kind of qi, could this three-no-no master be the king of a certain country before he became a monk?
This explains why his aura is so strange......
And the little official stumbled in, and I don't know what to say, and soon a man with a cloth towel wrapped around his head and a very curry-looking man came out.
He had a stronger sense of humane qi, and only this white-clothed monk with extraordinary status in his eyes nodded and said: "It was originally a holy monk in the West Heaven, if you are far away, you are far away, please come in quickly!" ”
Huang Shang stepped out of the way, revealing the slightly embarrassed master and apprentice behind him: "They are." ”
Xitian Fengping was killed.
Yi Cheng looked at Sanzang, it seemed to be a little powerful, and then looked at the three apprentices, and his face suddenly changed color.
Seeing that he was frightened, Sanzang explained: "Don't be surprised, don't be surprised, my three apprentices, although they are ugly, are kind-hearted, and they are good monks!" ”
The monkey, the old pig, and the sand monk grinned in unison.
? (?? ●)?? (* ̄(oo) ̄)?? (╯_╰●)?
Yi Cheng wiped his sweat: "Please come in!" Come in! ”
After entering the post house, everyone sat down, and the post man asked his subordinates to send a large pot of Ganges porridge, full of sincerity.
Looking at the turbid porridge noodles, Sanzang thanked him and asked, "I don't know how old your country is?" ”
Yi Cheng smiled proudly: "My great Tianzhu country has been passed down from Taizu to the present, it has been more than 500 years, and the grandfather who is now in power, loves landscapes and flowers, is called Emperor Yizong, and changed the Yuan Jing banquet, it has been twenty-eight years now." ”
There are many countries in Xiniu Hezhou, and the title of the king is also very strange, and grandpa is one of them.
This is also convenient, and from then on, the king's happy face can be translated as, the lord smiled.
Sanzang originally asked politely, nodded when he heard the words, lowered his head and drank porridge, but Huang Shang asked: "I see that the street is very lively, is there a festival recently?" ”
Yi Cheng said: "Yes, grandfather's princess Niangniang, twenty years old, is in the cross street high knotted color building, throwing hydrangea, hitting the sky to marry the horse!" ”
Bajie also drank porridge and water, and his eyes instantly lit up when he heard the words: "Master, such a good thing, how can you not go?" ”
The monkey squinted at him: "What do you want?" ”
Bajie said: "I went to the next station of Cailou, the hydrangea was playing, and the princess recruited me, isn't it beautiful!" ”
The monkey said: "You idiot, this honor, what do you want, that princess is not blind!" ”
Bajie twisted his buttocks: "I'm ugly, but I have a flavor, who said that you must be blind to fall in love with me?" ”
Sha Seng interjected: "Senior brother, I think what the second senior brother said is right!" ”
As soon as Bajie smiled, he heard Sha Seng continue: "That hydrangea has no eyes, it's really blind!" ”
Bajie was furious, seeing that the three apprentices were in a mess, Sanzang's brows moved faintly, and he felt something abnormal.
It's just a touch of induction, and it can't be anything.
Until the Sanwu Grand Master next to him sighed leisurely: "Amitabha! There's a demonic spirit here! ”
"Huh?"
Sanzang got this reminder, pinched his fingers, and his eyes suddenly became solemn: "Bold and demonic, dare to pretend to be a princess!" ”
Princess Tianzhu was actually replaced by a monster!
Five hundred years ago, when the golden cicada traveled the world, he also saw monsters lurking in the human realm, but he did not dare to offend the high-level of the kingdom, because these people had their own national luck and protection, and it was difficult to disguise.
But now that the princess of a country has been faked, the situation is completely different!
Now that he is recruiting a son-in-law in hydrangea, is he going to cause trouble in Tianzhu?
If a country is in chaos, how many innocent people will die for it?
Of course, this is not about him, the preacher of the scriptures, but isn't he jealous and hateful, is it still Sanzang?
Five hundred years have passed, his personality has not changed, and he doesn't want to change, so he immediately got up and said, "The poor monk went to see this princess of Tianzhu!" ”
Yi Cheng was stunned.
You are a monk, you want to meet the princess who threw hydrangeas to recruit relatives, what do you mean?
Bajie was anxious: "Master, how do you eat alone, take me with you!" ”
"That princess is changed by a monster, and it has nothing to do with recruiting relatives to subdue this demon for the teacher."
Sanzang said: "You are good at guarding your luggage, especially the scriptures, and you can't afford to lose them!" ”
Bajie's expression changed slightly, and he grinned: "It's a female monster, isn't that better, knowing the fun of my old pig?" ”
Sanzang's face sank, his fingers went down, the golden light flashed, and he circled around the post house: "Don't say more, you are in this circle, you are not allowed to move, wait for the teacher to come back!" ”
The teacher's order cannot be violated, Bajie is helpless, so he can only nod and say: "Yes!" ”
Huang Shang watched from the side and said with a slight smile: "The poor monk will also go." ”
Seeing that the two senior monks went to recruit relatives, Bajie muttered in his mouth, and after calculating, his eyes rolled and he came to the side of the monkey: "Brother Monkey, are you willing to wait here?" ”
The monkey sat down, squatted on a chair, and was gulping porridge, when he heard the words: "Idiot, Master asked us to take care of the scriptures, what bad idea do you have?" ”
Bajie said with a smile: "This is the city, and there are no thieves, why do we need to take care of it together, Senior Brother Sha is a golden-bodied Arhat, one is enough, the two of us secretly go to take a look, what if the monster kidnaps the master?" ”
"It's good if Master doesn't kidnap the monsters, what the hell are you doing?"
The monkey complained and stared at Bajie: "Idiot, don't you have a fairy hiding in the sky?" Are you going to empathize so soon? ”
Bajie's eyes flashed gloomily, and his smile disappeared: "Don't mention her, my old pig is in the lower realm, but it is the secret told by the fairy, Princess Tianzhu...... Hey, I'm going to have to check it out! ”
The monkey shook his head: "Okay, I'll go with you!" ”
"Senior brother! Second Senior Brother! ”
The sand monk was in a hurry on the side, but he couldn't stop them, and watched them get out of the golden ring and go to the city.
In the whole process, Yicheng was the most angry.
How dare you put it into action!
Our princess will never marry a monk!
What's more, the whole city has poured over with young talents, will it be your turn?
"There are so many people!"
Indeed, when the two monks came to the center of the city together, what caught their eyes was the sea of people, countless Tianzhu people wrapped in turbans, located in front of the Cai Lou, arms raised, cheering at the top.
With so many people, on a different occasion, it will inevitably be chaotic, but at this time, the people of Tianzhu are uniform, holding hands, to the left for a while, to the right for a while, and the square has become a sea of joy.
“……”
"This is hip-hop?"
Not to mention that Sanzang was dumbfounded, even Huang Shang was stunned, it was too strong.
After drinking the Ganges porridge, it's time to dance?
Soon, however, he understood how this ethos had come about.
Just listen to a very inflammatory voice coming from the color building:
"Hyun-dou on the left, raise your hands!"
"Swing! Sway! ”
"Xiandou on the right, let me hear your shouts!"
"Oooo
Countries outside the Tang Dynasty do not have the title of the people, and Xiandou is Tianzhu's name for ordinary people.
At this time, there are thousands of virtuous beans, dancing with the conductor on the color building.
The conductor is not Princess Tianzhu, but the maidservants on the left and right, and the attendants are holding hydrangeas.
"Bold, none of them are human!"
Sanzang glanced at it, and found that this group of maids were all demon clans, and judging from the breath, they were still from the same clan.
This shows how seriously the top leaders of Tianzhu State have been infiltrated.
He sighed deeply.
Why did such a serious incident happen in Xiniu Hezhou, at the foot of Ling Mountain!
"It's because you entered the first country, it's rare and weird."
From Sanzang's expression, Huang Shang guessed his thoughts, replied in his heart, and looked at the group of crazy rabbits on the color building.
This group of jade rabbits from Guanghan Palace has finally come to the human world to be chic, and the replaced Princess Tianzhu should still be the Su'e fairy in the original plot.
Strike hard at the fairy Chang'e who discriminated against them in the past.
The vulnerable are finally on their feet.
Rabbit lives are life.
It's just that this group of jade rabbits is very crotch-pulling, looking like eating, drinking and having fun, and they have no heart and lungs, and the hydrangea throwing relatives can also hold a concert......
"Xiaohuo, has anyone chosen?"
At this time, Princess Tianzhu, that is, the eldest sister of the Jade Rabbit, sat on the chair with her legs crossed, and her delicate little feet were cocked.
She is sincere in recruiting relatives.
After all, when you are old, it is a great crime to not talk about the object at the age of twenty.
In order to deal with the king's grandfather, he also has to find a virtuous son-in-law.
As for whether to use it or not, how to use it, it depends on the mood.
Xiaohuo replied: "Eldest sister, I'm still looking for it, these virtuous beans are all crooked melons and cracked dates, which is very unbearable...... Hey! ”
Halfway through speaking, she suddenly sighed softly: "Eldest sister, those two monks have immortal spirit connotations, extraordinary, come and see!" ”
Princess Tianzhu got up lazily when she heard this, grabbed the radish next to her and took a bite, crunchy, took a closer look, and couldn't help but be surprised, and ate the radish in two bites: "What a beautiful monk with vitality, hey, there are two more!" ”
This topic Yutu liked the most, made a trick, and came to the fence together, head to head: "I like the white monk's clothes." "I like the red ones." "I love them all!"
"Then all of them!"
Princess Tianzhu crossed her hands on her waist and said proudly: "Go, prepare another hydrangea, I want to throw two, the king can marry a hundred wives, why can the princess only have one colt!" ”
The jade rabbits looked at each other and persuaded each other: "Eldest sister, you should choose one, the princess is different from the king!" ”
"Humph! Not happy! ”
Princess Tianzhu was cold for a while, ate a radish again, weighed left and right, and picked the one in white: "I like him more, and the other fierce one...... Hydrangea, go for it! ”
As he spoke, he threw the hydrangea, and an upside-down golden hook shot towards the sidelines.
Shout!
This hydrangea came faster than a cannonball, and a group of hyun beans who had to sing and dance for everything were even more happy, and they found that the princess "toss" a hydrangea representing happiness, and there was no time to scramble, so they could only move their eyes together and watch the hydrangea shoot out of the field.
Looking at the oncoming hydrangea, Huang Shang raised his eyebrows, feeling that there was something wrong with this direction.
I'm just a quiet beautiful monk, eating melons and watching plays, and at the right time, participating in the tribulation, earning some source power for the body, you won't smash me, right?
No, no, no, no, right?
Is it also a sin to be too good?
(End of chapter)