"Nan Wu, drink Hello Tana, Doro Night!"

Shifang recited a sentence of "Great Compassion Mantra", and then sighed: "Hey, the little monk's stomach is starving to death!" ”

"Nan Wu, Ahmaye!"

Shi Fang read another sentence weakly, touched his deflated belly, and sighed: "Master, you have to go separately from Brother Huang, and now you don't even have anything to eat.......

After he finished speaking, he read again: "Emperor Brahma, Shimmering Bowl!" Then he took off his hat, scratched his bald head, which had been itchy for a long time, and pointed to the way ahead, and then to the way he came, and complained at the same time:

"This is not the worst, the worst thing is that there is no shop in front of the village here, and there is not even a place to turn into a fate, and the little monk is about to starve to death!"

The old monk Baiyun finally couldn't stand this grinding apprentice anymore, turned his head, revealed a 'black' face, and said angrily:

"For the teacher to punish you for reciting the Great Compassion Mantra, you can recite it well, where is there so much complaining nonsense, and besides, didn't you let you eat the mushrooms when you ate them for the teacher just now? It's you who don't eat yourself, and now you're hungry, who will complain! ”

Shifang had an expression on his face that I was defeated by you, Master:

"Master, is it good that you let me eat poisonous mushrooms, you see that your face is black and like Bao Gong, now you don't need to wear makeup when you sing big operas, you still let me eat it, you are really my own master!"

Hearing this, Bai Yun touched his big black face, and snorted coldly:

"You don't listen to the teacher's practice of Buddhism and Zen on weekdays, you see the 'Bodhi Golden Body' that the teacher has practiced, can dissolve all kinds of poisons, even if you eat poisonous mushrooms, you can't poison me, as for this black face, it only takes an hour or two to recover as before!"

After the old monk finished speaking, he felt a little hungry again, took out the colorful poisonous mushrooms he had picked before from his sleeve, stuffed a few more into his mouth, and chewed them heavily.

He ate and asked Shifang, "Do you want to eat?" This mushroom meat is thick and juicy, and it is extremely delicious, but if you eat too much, you will feel a little fluttery when you walk, but it is a trivial matter......"

Shifang glanced at Bai Yun angrily:

"If the disciple wants to eat, it's not a matter of walking and fluttering, I'm afraid that no one will carry your luggage for you at that time......

After speaking, he sighed again: "Hey, a few days ago, there was obviously dry food, but Master, you said that Brother Huang would have the magic power of 'good sleeves', and some of them were delicious, so I threw away the two dried steamed buns, but now it's good, I don't even have to eat the steamed bun dregs!" ”

The corners of Bai Yun's mouth twitched: "You can pull it down, I wanted to eat that steamed bun last time, I knocked it on the bowl, and dug a pit for the copper bowl for the teacher, can you still break the slag?" ”

After speaking, he taught again: "This time the thing is to teach you a lesson, if you don't practice Buddhism well on weekdays, you can't even eat poisonous mushrooms now, so you can be hungry yourself, anyway, eat poisonous mushrooms for the teacher!" ”

Shi Fang pointed at Bai Yun's face and exclaimed, "Master, your face has changed color, half black, half colorful!" ”

Bai Yun said indifferently: "What a fuss, I changed a toadstool to eat for Shigang, the varieties are different, and the natural toxicity is different!" ”

At this time, there was a buzzing sound in the distance behind the two, and Bai Yun and Shifang all looked back, and saw a black square box walking along the official road from which they came, and from a distance, it looked like adding four wheels to a small house.

Shifang was surprised: "Master, what is that, do you recognize it old man?" ”

Bai Yun looked at it for a while, twisted his beard and said:

"When the teacher was young, he traveled south and north, what is there for the teacher not to know, this thing has four wheels but no cattle and horses to drag, it must be the Mo family's 'machine car'!"

After he finished speaking, his eyes lit up: "It seems that we have met a fellow Daoist of the Mo family, and we will wait for the teacher to come forward and talk about it for a while, and turn into some food!" ”

"Pick-up car?"

Shi Fang looked at the car curiously in place, and as the car got closer and closer, his eyes lit up, and he waved his hand at the 'machine car' and said, "Brother Huang, we are here!" ”

He turned his head and said excitedly to Bai Yun: "Master, it's Brother Huang sitting there, and the machine car turns out to be Brother Huang's!" ”

Bai Yun looked at the excited appearance of his apprentice, suddenly sighed, and said in a low voice:

"Shifang, you should be a teacher and Huang Daoyou parted ways, is it really because of that small flag, although it is a pity that the small flag, but it is just a matter of playing as a teacher!"

"Why, Master?"

Shifang looked at his master, and then at the machine car that was slowly moving towards this side, his eyes full of puzzlement.

Monk Baiyun shook his head and said: "This zodiac friend is surrounded by resentment, and in the past few days, he has always been restless as a teacher, and he uses 'fate' to calculate the future, but there is always a force in the dark, and he can't see cause and effect, so he uses the topic to play and wants to avoid this person." ”

"I didn't expect the entanglement of cause and effect, after all, I can't avoid it!"

Bai Yun said this, and then kept silent, and the 'machine car' had already arrived.

In fact, Huang Shaohong drove a 'bulletproof off-road vehicle' that he got out of his bag, and it is not wrong to say that it is a machine car.

At this time, he drove the car to the side of the two monks and stopped, and before he could greet the two monks, Shifang threw himself directly to the window of the car that was put down, and said happily:

"Brother Huang, is this your machine car?"

Huang Shaohong smiled and nodded: "Do you want to get a car...... Sort of! ”

Shifang then said: "Brother Huang, do you still have anything to eat there, I'm hungry!" ”

Huang Shaohong smiled, took out a chicken leg from his bag, Shifang's eyes lit up, and he didn't care if it was meaty, he took it and ate it in a big gulp, and praised while eating: "It's delicious, it turns out that meat is so delicious!" ”

Bai Yun swallowed his saliva, subconsciously threw the poisonous mushroom in his hand into his mouth, and chewed it heavily.

Huang Shaohong greeted with a smile: "Yo, master, this is eating dog pee, right?" The face of the food has changed color, you are singing that play! ”

Bai Yun heard the name 'dog urine moss', felt nauseous, felt a little disgusted, and refuted: "What kind of dog urine moss, poor monk This is Amanita phalloides, I don't know how much better than that chicken leg, not only delicious, but also has the effect of repelling mosquitoes after eating!" ”

Huang Shaohong laughed: "It's not, mosquitoes are afraid of poisoning when they suck your blood!" ”

He finished laughing, and took out another chicken leg from his bag: "I still have chicken legs here, master, do you want to have one too!" ”

Bai Yun scolded angrily: "I want the poor monk to break his vows and eat meat, dreaming...... Don't even think about it! ”

Huang Shaohong and Shifang Wenyan both looked at Monk Baiyun with surprised expressions, and said in their hearts that the one who ate shabu mutton two days ago was someone else?

Bai Yun saw that both of them were looking at him, his face was feverish, and he said angrily: "The poor monk will not eat the food that comes even if he starves to death!" ”

A quarter of an hour later, Huang Shaohong drove an off-road vehicle in the direction of Guo Beizhen, Shifang sat in the co-pilot and looked back at his master, worried: "Master, you slow down, no one is robbing you, is it delicious?" ”

Monk Baiyun sat in the back seat, holding a roast leg of lamb in his hand, eating happily, even chewing the bone stick and swallowing it to supplement calcium, and laughed when he heard the words: "It's so fragrant!" ”

Huang Shaohong can't laugh anymore, the law of true fragrance is really the same everywhere.

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Shifang sat on the passenger seat of the off-road vehicle, looked east and west, touched here, touched there, and praised with a smile on his face:

"Brother Huang, this machine is really good!"

Bai Yun had already eaten and drunk enough, and lay down on the back seat with his eyes closed, and snorted when he heard the words: "This speed is much worse than the poor monk's 'land flying technique'!" ”

Huang Shaohong stopped directly, then lit a cigar for himself and smoked it.

Bai Yun felt the car stop, opened his eyes and asked, "Why don't you go!" ”

Huang Shaohong exhaled a puff of smoke, and the old god said, "Didn't the master say that the land flying technique is powerful?" Then get out of the car and fly by yourself, I will sit in the car with Shifang, and I can catch up with you in the back! ”

Master Baiyun's face was a little unbearable, and he was about to ask how to get out of the car, when he heard the sound of muffled thunder in the sky, and the wind suddenly rose, and it looked like it was about to rain.

The corners of his eyes twitched, and suddenly his eyes were closed, and he didn't say a word, Huang Shaohong was about to ask, but he heard the snoring sound from the back seat, and he couldn't help crying and laughing.

Shifang nodded to Huang Shaohong: "My master is like this on weekdays, laughing and scolding, informal, Brother Huang, don't be weird!" ”

Huang Shaohong was dumbfounded, this apprentice seemed to be much more sensible than the master, and immediately nodded and continued to drive.

Although the official road is in disrepair and uneven, with off-road vehicles, this pothole is nothing, and when you step on the accelerator, you can travel ten times faster than walking.

After driving for more than an hour, I saw a stone monument on the side of the road, but the words on it were covered with sand, making it difficult to read.

Huang Shaohong got out of the car and helped him with his hand, and the dust on the monument was instantly blown away by the strong wind, revealing the three big characters of 'Guobei County'.

Shifang on the car also saw clearly, and said happily: "Here, judging from the map, two miles to the west is Guobei County, let's go there to rest and recuperate, and then we can go north to the capital!" ”

He said happily: "I haven't slept in bed for a long time, this time I must have a good rest!" ”

Monk Baiyun, whose face had returned to normal, opened his eyes and reprimanded: "Coveting comfort, where is it like a monk?" ”

Shifang smiled and said aggrievedly: "Can monks eat lamb legs?" ”

Bai Yun's expression froze, and he said angrily: "What did you say, say it again?" ”

Shifang saw that the master was angry, and suddenly didn't dare to say anything more, and Bai Yun was satisfied: "What do you know, for the teacher, that is the leg of mutton that is excessive, even Huang Daoyou said, what is it called Jigong Living Buddha!" ”

After Huang Shaohong got into the car, the old monk Baiyun snored again.

The car started again, but the car could not go for a long time, and it was pouring rain outside, and the official road paved with loess itself was immediately muddy.

Huang Shaohong saw that he had seen Guobei County from afar, so he stopped the car and said to the two monks:

"This car is not easy to be seen by ordinary people, let's take shelter from the rain in this car, and when the rain stops, let's walk into Guobei County!"

"There are Taoist friends along the way, it's all up to Taoist friends to decide!" Bai Yun nodded, and finally said something pleasant.

The three of them sheltered from the rain in the car, and inevitably talked, probably near the market, the old monk Baiyun was rarely serious, and he also showed the demeanor of a monk between his words.

From the conversation, it was learned that Bai Yun and Shifang were monks in Yongquan Temple in Fuzhou, and the two monks also invited Huang Shaohong to be free in the future, passing through Fuzhou, and he must go to the temple as a guest.

While chatting, I heard the sound of fighting, from far and near, and then saw more than a dozen fierce men with knives, axes and weapons rushing over from the direction of Guobei County.

Shifang was startled and said in fear: "It's over, it's over, we've met the robber!" ”

As soon as he had finished speaking, he saw a fast horse chasing after them, and the knight was young, dressed in a strong suit, carrying a large wooden box behind him, and holding a great sword that glittered with cold light in his hand.

Seeing that the man was chasing in, he jumped in and performed the 'eight steps to catch the cicada' in the air, took a few steps in the air, and landed in front of Huang Shaohong's car, blocking in front of the dozen or so fierce men.

Huang Shaohong can see clearly, this person is similar to Brother Xueyou, it must be the new 'Yan Chixia' who has won the mantle of Yan Chixia, and the light skills he showed just now are also very handsome, not under his 'snake walking civet turn'.

'Brother Xueyou' tilted his head, looked at Huang Shaohong and Shifang in the front row of the car curiously through the windshield, pouted, and then turned around and pointed his sword at those vicious men and shouted:

"Give me back the money!"

The people who were stopped by him were all vicious-looking, and they were holding weapons, and they were definitely not good at first glance, and the first bearded man shouted: "No matter how powerful he is, he is also a person, what are so many of us afraid of, let's kill him together!" ”

'Poof'

As soon as the bearded man finished speaking, the head had already left his body at the moment, but it was 'Brother Xueyou' who raised his sword and directly cut his head away.

'Brother Xueyou' killed one person, and then rushed into the crowd with a fit fit, and for a while, the sword light was Huohuo, and the blood light splashed, and after a while, these people had been killed.

'Brother Xueyou' went to those people's arms and touched it, not only found his own money, but also made some money, haha laughed: "This time I earned it!" ”

As soon as he turned around, he couldn't help but be startled, and saw that the strange man in the 'strange box' just now was already standing behind him at some point.

"Who are you? Tell you that the people who want to rob me of my money are all lying here, don't feel uncomfortable! ”

Huang Shaohong looked at the two strings of copper coins in his hand, and couldn't help but smack his tongue: "You killed so many people for such a little money?" ”

'Brother Xueyou' widened his eyes and said angrily: "What is such a little money, this is all the belongings I have accumulated over the years, and I was almost robbed by them!" ”

Huang Shaohong shook his head and sighed: "Too little, not enough!" ”

'Brother Xueyou' was surprised: "What is not enough!" ”

Huang Shaohong didn't look back, stretched out his hand and gestured to the back: "I mean, all your savings are not enough to compensate me for the car washing money!" ”

Looking in the direction of his finger, I saw that the off-road vehicle that was brand new just now was full of blood, and there was a dead head on the front of the car, which was the beard that was the first to be cut off by 'Brother Xueyou'.

'Brother Xueyou' glared: "What, you want to slander people, what are you doing...... It's broken, it's not broken, just rinse it with water, do you want my money? Watch out for your life! ”

Huang Shaohong looked at him and shook his head: "You are unreasonable!" ”

'Brother Xueyou' stiffened his neck: "You are wrong, I am a cultivator, the most reasonable, as long as you can be reasonable, I will pay you money, but you are obviously a slanderer, get out of the way, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless under the sword!" ”

In the back seat of the off-road vehicle, the old monk Baiyun said to Shifang: "This person is going to be unlucky!" ”

Shi Fang was surprised: "Master, are you saying that Brother Huang will beat him?" ”

The old monk shook his head and said, "Look at the smile on the corner of Huang Daoyou's mouth, as well as the cunning in his eyes, he deceived the teacher back then...... No, it was when the teacher was deceived when he was young, and those liars had such expressions! ”

Looking at the suspicious eyes of his apprentice, the old monk Baiyun coughed a few times and reprimanded: "Look at what the teacher does, look at the front!" ”

Huang Shaohong listened to the words of 'Brother Xueyou' and smiled: "It's good to be reasonable, I like to be reasonable the most, then I'll reason with you!" ”

He pointed to the blood-stained windshield of the off-road vehicle:

"Let's not say anything else, just such a large piece of clear crystal? It's worth 10,000 gold, this is the auspicious rui dug out of the mountains by the old and young masters of our village! ”

"Install such a large piece of auspicious rui on this machine car, and the people of the village will point to give it to the imperial court first, in order to reduce or reduce taxes!"

"Now that you've got so much blood, is it still auspicious? The hopes of more than 100 families in the village have all been ruined by you, if you are reasonable, then how much do you say you have to pay me? ”

'Brother Xueyou' was stunned for a while, he looked at the windshield, crystal clear, flawless, and instantly believed Huang Shaohong's words, but how much did he have to pay if he recognized it?

hurriedly said: "You don't have a scoundrel, touch the porcelain, who can prove that you are going to give it to the imperial court?" And what's wrong with this blood, it will be washed away after such a heavy rain, if you don't say it, I won't say it, who knows what is going on! ”

Huang Shaohong pointed to Shifang and Baiyun in the car: "Do you see those two monks?" That is the imperial court specially assigned from the capital of the great temple to our village to open this precious machine car consecration of the great virtuous monks, with their testimony who dares to hide the imperial court, do you still want to deny? ”

As he spoke, he walked over and opened the car door, called Bai Yun and Shifang to come down, and winked at the two of them secretly: "Two masters, you can testify to me, is this machine car going to give the imperial court auspicious first?" ”

Bai Yun looked at Huang Shaohong, and said with a straight face: "Monks don't speak!" ”

Huang Shaohong said in a low voice: "A meal of mutton!" ”

"Two meals!"

"Deal!"

Bai Yun bowed his head to Xueyou's brother and said, "Donor, you have made a big disaster!" ”

The corners of his eyes twitched, and he suddenly pointed behind Huang Shaohong and the others: "Look, goblin!" ”

After he finished shouting, he turned around and ran, but before he could sell a single step, he made a 'bang', and immediately felt that the sky was thundering, and his eyes were full of gold stars, so he squatted down, covered his head and rubbed: "It hurts!" ”

Huang Shaohong casually threw a deformed frying pan aside, and scolded: "Demon sister, how many years has this trick been played, how can anyone still use it!" ”