Chapter 70: I Am the World's No. 1 Bounty Hunter
"Good! All right! My dad was the most hospitable! The two brothers, Dibu and Kibu, said happily.
However, when the crowd came to the tall cactus, an uncle with a figure-brown beard and a scorpion on his hat stopped in front of them, carrying a cannon barrel on his shoulder.
"Hahaha, little ghosts! Today you come to the land of my scorpions, and you don't want to pass through here! I'm the one who defeated Blackbeard! The scorpion shouted.
"Who is Blackbeard? Isn't it amazing? Long Wei asked.
Phantom Dream suddenly walked over and said, "According to the news reports in the previous newspaper, Blackbeard, named Marshall Brown, said that he was a man named Marshall. D. Titch, who was a subordinate of the Second Team of the Four Emperors Whitebeard, killed Thatch, the captain of the Fourth Team, in order to eat the Dark Devil Fruit, is a vicious guy! ”
"You know that, huh?" Long Wei said in some surprise, "Could it be that there are two know-it-alls on our ship?"
"Because Thatch is also a famous chef, I just pay a little attention! I'm still far behind Mike, and I'm a jack of all trades at best! "Dream said modestly.
"You're the only one on our boat who likes to read the newspaper! I don't want to hear anything outside the window, and I just want to kill Hawkeye! Long Wei said.
At this time, the scorpion saw that everyone was ignoring him, and shouted angrily, "Do you know how powerful it is? Put your camel and your luggage down obediently, and I will spare you. Otherwise, your life will have to be put on hold! ”
Mike was sitting on a camel and breaking the rest of the crab meat for Dibu and Kieb to eat, and he didn't hear what the scorpion was saying, so he asked, "Uncle! Who are you?"
"I'm the number one bounty hunter in the world, Scorpion!" The scorpion held the cannon barrel and said, "I have already introduced myself once, if you don't take me seriously, then try the power of this 500-meter diameter cannonball!" ”
"Hey! Uncle Scorpion, you're less than a hundred meters away from us! A 500-meter-diameter shell, if you open fire, it will be blown up along with you! Mike reminded.
Suddenly, Dibu and Chib got down from their camels and ran towards the scorpion, shouting, "Daddy! Father! Don't fire! Don't fire! Big brother is our savior! ”
When the scorpion saw that it was his two children who ran over, he hurriedly said, "Why are you two with these wicked people, and have they hurt you?"
"Daddy! The three big brothers saved us from the jaws of the cannibal strain, and they are good people! Diev said.
When the scorpion heard this, instead of being grateful, he said with an ugly face: "They are coaxing you children, making you relax your vigilance, and then lead them to our house and rob them again!" I just said that this is a 500-meter diameter shell to scare them, and the lethality of this shell is only 50 meters in diameter, you two go to the house! With Dad here, don't be afraid! ”
As he spoke, the scorpion indiscriminately lit the fire/powder fuse, and the barrel of the cannon went straight at Mike.
However, just as the fuse was lit, a huge cyan lizard suddenly emerged from the sand beside the scorpion, as long as two buses.
At this moment, the big cyan lizard, with his mouth taller than a person, opened its mouth and bit at Uncle Scorpion and the two children.
The scorpion panicked, aiming at Mike's cannon barrel and quickly moving towards the cyan lizard.
"Bang!"
The cannonball in the barrel of the cannon suddenly entered the mouth of the big cyan lizard.
However, the next moment, the cannonball that hit the cyan lizard's mouth did not explode, but was chewed and eaten by it!
The cyan lizard, which had eaten the cannonball, let out a strange cry and once again opened its mouth to bite Uncle Scorpion and the two children.
When the scorpion saw that his most powerful cannonball had no effect on the cyan lizard, he was immediately frightened and his legs weakened and he sat down on the ground.
Dibu and Kibu were also frightened at this time, and shouted loudly, "Big brother! Help me! ”
It was too late, and Mike had never seen such a large lizard, so he was a little stunned for a while.
However, when Mike heard the screams of the two children, he immediately jumped off the camel, and the moon step started, shaved and teleported, and took off into the air, and fell vertically from the air, the iron was activated, and the moon step helped, and his arms were stretched out, like a giant bullet falling from the sky, and flew towards the head of the big cyan lizard.
"Iron! Maniac Hunt! ”
"Tom!"
"Boom!"
Two loud muffled sounds, the first being the sound of Mike's fist slamming into the lizard's head, and the second being the sound of the lizard falling to the ground.
“OK! Solved! Now you will have water to drink and meat to eat! Mike said to Long Wei, "Bring the big leaves of those four man-eating plants, and by the way, cut them into pieces for the big lizard!" ”
"No problem!"
Long Wei placed the four large leaves in front of the scorpion, and then used his knife to chop the large lizard into four squares the size of a basin.
Just as Long Wei was chopping the big lizard, a big white ostrich came to the scorpion with two bounty slips in its mouth.
The scorpion took the bounty list, looked at the photos on the bounty list, looked at Mike and Long Wei again, and compared it only to find that the people on the bounty list were the two in front of him, and suddenly looked panicked, holding Dibu and Qibu left and right and trembling.
"Hey! Uncle Scorpion! Where's your home? We've got a lot of people, so can we help you move this meat to your house?" Mike asked.
At this time, the scorpion's lips trembled and asked, "Are you pirates?"
"yes!" McDow.
"You're the Titvi Mike who was offered a bounty of 35 million Baileys?" The scorpion asked.
"That's right! That's right! Uncle Scorpion, as the world's No. 1 bounty hunter, why did you receive the bounty so late! Your news in the desert is too closed! McDow.
"Why do you want to bring us food and drink? I was going to kill you just now! You're not going to rob me, are you?" The scorpion said with a look of fear on his face.
"Because you're a child of Princess Weiwei!" McDow.
"It turns out that this is really Princess Weiwei! I just felt a little bit like that! The scorpion knelt down in front of Weiwei and said, "Princess Weiwei, you're finally here!" We've been waiting for you so hard! ”
Wei Wei hurriedly stepped forward to help the scorpion up and said, "Uncle, I'm late!" Let you suffer! I'm sorry for you! I'll be sure to get this done as soon as possible! Trust me! ”
"Believe! Believe! I don't believe in heaven or earth, I only believe in Princess Weiwei! Come and we will be saved! With tears in his eyes, the scorpion explained, "I just said that I was the world's number one bounty hunter, but I actually lied to you!" I want you to retreat! ”
"I already knew! You also made up the defeat of Blackbeard, right?" McDow.
"Hmmm! I'm doing this for the safety of the people of Cactus Village! The scorpion gestured to the giant cacti and shouted, "Don't be afraid! It's safe! Come out! It's Princess Weiwei who came to save us! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw many windows open on those huge cacti, and many people jumped out of them, climbing on the thorns on the cactus, and fell to the ground.