Chapter Thirty-Four: The Mother River is so terrible, let's not be a male mother!
"The Zimu River is almost here!"
"Boatman, since you don't want to go, we'll buy this ship!"
From Pansiling to the daughter country, it is actually not a good way.
After all, according to the catastrophe in the original plot, Lion Camel Ridge and Pansi Cave are connected, but from Pansi Cave to the daughter country, there are many tribulations and monsters in between.
Fortunately, the actual distance is not far, if the last series of calamities happened in the land of Tianzhu, this series of calamities actually revolves around the surrounding countries of the sacrificial country.
So even if Sanzang was unable to move and was carried by a white dragon horse, he went all the way to the river and successfully boarded the boat.
However, to the surprise of the Bajie Sha Monk, when the river forked, the old boatman refused to go in the direction of Xiliang until Huang Shang proposed to buy his boat.
Seeing that the boatman was willing to sell the guy who was eating, and he didn't want to get close to it, Bajie asked again and again: "Old man, what are you for, tell me if it's okay, otherwise I really won't be able to sleep!" ā
Seeing that they looked like they were breaking the casserole and asking the end, the boat family sighed: "Old man? Guess how old I am? ā
Eight precepts: "Sixty? ā
Sha Seng: "Not confused? ā
"I'm twenty-five."
When the old boatman heard this, tears silently flowed down his cheeks, and he gestured: "Last year, I had so strong arms and so much hair, but I strayed into the Xiliang Kingdom, and I spent ten months in it, and that's it after I came out!" ā
Bajie and Sha Seng were shocked when they looked at the old boatman's skinny and white-haired appearance.
Huang Shang was also a little shocked.
Can you stay for ten months?
Journey to the West, Piggy!
However, it was obvious that Bajie and Sha Seng did not understand the old boatman's warning, and still entered the river that represented infinite risks without worry.
Putting it on, the monkey took care of Sanzang, scratching his ears and cheeks to think about how to find the antidote, and then beat the goblin to death, while the little white dragon smeared flower water to eliminate the bitten bag.
Soon, the transmission team officially entered the Zimu River.
It is also known as the "river of male mothers", those who want to be male mothers, can be achieved here, as long as they drink a sip of river water, the effect is outstanding, within an hour, there can be good news, compared to the goddess after the flash marriage, the crystallization of love born in three months is more immediate.
When he came to this famous place, Huang Shang naturally wanted to study its composition.
He stood on the bow of the boat, his true qi stirred, and when he looked at the ripples of the river, he felt a pure supreme yang qi rushing towards him.
Jin Wu also has the qi of the yang, but it is fierce and vast, and it is difficult to approach, just like the sun, and this qi of the yang, perhaps the reason for blending into the river, is very soft, no wonder it can be combined with the woman's yin qi, yin and yang are reconciled, and they are directly conceived.
"In this river...... No, in the country, I am afraid that there is a yin and yang treasure to have such a unique environment! ā
Huang Shang looked at it and came to a conclusion, but he didn't have any idea of taking the treasure.
After all, this kind of treasure that created a country has been connected with the Xiliang Kingdom, and when the time is ripe, it may naturally leave and let this place return to normal.
He didn't want it himself, but he wanted to prevent those gods and demons in the lower realm.
The two parties, the Speaker and the Dragon Queen, will inevitably fight wildly over the cards of "Huang" next, and they must do everything they can to reduce their damage to the world.
"Huh?"
At this moment, his face changed, and he suddenly felt a powerful aura passing under the river: "Be careful! ā
Bang!
As soon as the warning started, with a loud bang, the boat was jacked up, the bow of the ship was directly cocked, Bajie and Sha Seng were caught off guard and rolled backwards, almost smashing on the immobile Sanzang, but fortunately, the monkey reacted quickly, one by one, knocking them open.
And the next moment, the river splashed, and a Jiao broke out of the water, shook its tail at everyone, and drilled back into the Zimu River.
"Don't drink water, spit it out!"
Huang Shang immediately turned around and shouted at everyone.
It's late!
Everyone was drenched all over their faces, except for the three Tibetan luck skills to force poison and close the five senses, the rest of the monkeys, Bajie, sand monks and little white dragons, without being prepared, the river water more or less splashed into the mouth and into the stomach.
Of course, this was not an accident, but premeditated.
"Hydra? One ring and one ring, it's really not bad! ā
This Jiaolong who came and went in a hurry was most likely arranged by the nine-headed insect, first stabbing Sanzang with scorpion essence, and then taking advantage of the location of the Zimu River to attack the male mother, this series of layouts is really amazing.
And soon, Bajie, who drank the most, hugged his stomach and shouted: "Brother Monkey, why does my stomach suddenly hurt?" Look at this unassuming ......."
The monkey reprimanded: "You idiot, what are you talking about, you are also Marshal Tianpeng, and now you are the messenger of Jingtai, how can you ...... Oops! ā
Bajie was amused when he saw it: "You hurt too, right?" You still fight to defeat the Buddha, it hurts or not! ā
The monkey was about to curse, but he bent down, and then heard two voices next to him scream.
It's the sand monk and the little white dragon.
The regiment was extinguished.
No, it's going to be added.
"Master Sanwu, what are we?"
Huang Shang sighed: "The baby is formed into a fetal elephant in vain, and it is not difficult for the mother to exert her skills, this child and mother river water is different, drink it, the combination of yin and yang, I am afraid that it will be a holy fetus!" ā
The monkey, Bajie, Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong blinked their eyes in unison, and they were full of confusion: "Master, what did you say?" ā
Huang Shangdao: "It's that you are happy." ā
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The monkey became a statue, and the other three wept together.
Bajie had tears in his eyes, and he cried so much that the pear blossoms brought rain: "Here in the wilderness, there is no one around, and there is not even a light-handed stable woman, but how can it be good?" ā
Sha Seng covered his sleeves, covered his face, and cried silently: "I think I have to find a doctor, go buy an abortion pill to eat, and get a baby!" ā
The little white dragon was crying and grabbing the ground, and the dragon's tail was all slapped on the boat: "I don't have the face to go back to see the Xihai father!" ā
Thinking about how difficult it is for him to conceive a child in the pure-blooded dragon clan, if he really gives birth to a child and goes back, the Dragon King of the West Sea is afraid that he will be happy to marry another wife, but now the Dragon King of the West Sea wants to see his daughter-in-law, but he can only point to himself, how good is this!
Seeing that the morale of the scripture transmission team collapsed all of a sudden, I am afraid that after Sanzang detoxified, he found that his four apprentices, one of whom was holding a child, Huang Shang inexplicably thought of Fengyun, Bu Jingyun hugged Jian Chen's child, and stood with Nie Feng, with the subtitles of our family, which was aroused.
Grass!
"Don't panic, I've figured out the solution!"
In desperation, Master Sanwu could only continue to be a god operator and pinch his fingers.
In his mind, there seemed to be such a passage-
Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?
Go to Xie Yang Mountain, find Ruyi True Immortal, and get a safe abortion in three minutes!
Delay learning?
Don't delay, do the abortion today, and go on the road tomorrow, remember, Xie Yang Mountain, find Ruyi True Immortal!
"Xie Yang Mountain is the place to break the game, you are here to protect Sanzang, I will come when I go!"
Huang Shang knew that the nine-headed insect must have a back hand, and with a wave of his hand, he released the Nine Spirits Yuan Sheng: "You take care of it, if there are close monsters, take them all, and listen to me when you come back!" ā
"o(ā©_ā©)o Good!"
The nine heads of the Nine Spirits Yuan Saint were happy, and they almost engraved the schadenfreude on the lion's face, nodding again and again.
Huang Shang nodded, first took a bowl, scooped a basin full of water in the Zimu River, and then spread the Kunpeng wings on his back and headed due south.
Xie Yang Mountain is only more than thirty miles away from here, and for the wings refined by Kunpeng's bones, it is simply close at hand, and with a slight flap of its wings, it will reach the top of the mountain and look down.
Sure enough, there is a Taoist temple standing, carriages come and go, and those who come down are rich daughters surrounded by maidservants, which is very prosperous.
This Ruyi Zhenxian is not a native of the daughter country, but he is a businessman, and he has built a Juxian Nunnery on the water of the fetal spring, and the water is required to pay a red gift, a sheep wine and fruit plate, and sincere dedication, that is, to collect a fetal fee.
Imagine that in a place like the daughter country, if you want to give birth, you will give birth, but anyone who wants to have a fetus is a young lady from a rich and noble family, and she thinks that this fetus is not good, so she will fall, and she will drink water when she has a good day, maybe she will have to repeat it again and again.
In this way, the child can win at the starting line from the liquid.
With such family conditions, will there be a shortage of money and treasures, so isn't it a knock on the spot?
Therefore, in recent years, the monopoly business of Juxian Nunnery has been booming, and it has been making money every day.
And this Ruyi True Immortal, or the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, in the original plot, because the red boy was taken away by Guanyin, and fought with Wukong, he was one of the few enemies that Wukong defeated with his own ability, and the strength is so low that it can be imagined, Huang Shang arranged the Nine Spirits Yuansheng by Sanzang's side, and came alone with the station.
The evil king is the most convenient to enter and exit this kind of place, there is no need to buy a ticket at all, he goes straight in and out, and Huang Shang swaggers over the front yard.
Those little demons turned into Taoist priests, who were introducing the rich ladies to the cycle of pregnancy, and pregnancy, and the cycle of pregnancy, did not notice anything, so he came to the backyard unimpeded, and saw a well surrounded by flowers, and it was full of wishes with sticky notes, like a wishing tree.
Huang Shang glanced at it and found that his wishes for the next generation were very simple, and to sum it up, it was four words:
There was a man.
The single dogs were about to cry when they saw it.
It's a pity, the drought dies, the flood dies.
Huang Shang's gaze jumped over these notes and came to the well, and found that it was quite deep, about ten zhang down, before there was well water.
The well water is rippling, the color is very special, and the breath seems to be able to separate yin and yang, just knocking down the fetus after the combination of yin and yang.
And there is no one to guard nearby, so it seems to be easy to get and easy.
But Huang Shang did not take water directly.
He turned his gaze to the room in the depths of the Taoist temple and pointed out.
Sou!
The next moment, a Taoist came out of the air, holding a pair of hooks in his hand, and scolded: "Where did the wild monk come from, dare to sneak attack the Taoist master?" ā
This is the true immortal of Ruyi.
Huang Shang's eyes were shining brightly, although he didn't have fiery eyes, but through the fluctuation of the breath of life, he also found that this person was really not good, he was born in a poor race, and his Taoist cultivation was not enough, no wonder he couldn't even beat Wukong by learning scriptures.
That being the case, you're welcome.
He turned his fingers over and pressed it directly.
The Nine Spirits Yuan Saint is far away on the edge of the Zimu River, but with the magic weapon of the Corner of the Heavens and the Corners of the Sea, he can still borrow a certain degree of strength, and this move has used five hundred years of skill to blast down with the momentum of a thunderbolt.
Ruyi True Immortal let out a long roar and greeted him fearlessly.
This monk cultivates to be similar to him, and it is not the three Tibets, what are you afraid of?
However, he didn't know that if he really wanted to cultivate to be similar, Sanzang didn't dare to engage with the Sanwu master in front of him, and he had to avoid his edge!
Seven Illusions of Immortality!
Close! Return! Melt! Empty! Demon!
Huang Shang's five styles swayed, playing with the Ruyi True Immortal between the palms, at first this guy could still command the wind and thunder, and spit fragrant in his mouth, but in less than ten moves, he was drowned under the howling wind, and he was overwhelmed, and his mouth opened unconsciously wide.
Huang Shang found the right time and shot a water arrow.
Ruyi Zhenxian was caught off guard, or it was useless to take precautions, and his mouth didn't have time to close at all, so he swallowed it all.
"What did you give me a drink?"
Ruyi True Immortal suddenly changed color.
"What do you think?"
Huang Shang smiled slightly.
"Ahh
After a dozen more moves, Ruyi Zhenxian covered his stomach and screamed, and what was even more exaggerated was that his stomach bulged at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a watermelon.
Yes, he was pregnant.
Because when Huang Shang came, he scooped a whole bowl of Zimu River water with a bowl, and the Ruyi True Immortal drank it much more than the four apprentices.
Give somebody a taste of his own medicine!
Let Jiaolong attack the ship, and deliberately let Sanzang's apprentices reproduce the next generation, then don't blame me for letting you be a male mother!
"Womb Spring! Litter spring water! ā
And at this moment, as soon as Huang Shang withdrew his hand, Ruyi True Immortal rushed back to his room, rummaged through the cabinets, and finally took out a gourd from the depths.
He was just about to drink it, but Huang Shangtan took it over: "Is this really aborted spring water?" ā
"Give it to me! Give me! ā
Ruyi's true immortal's eyes were cracked, and he pounced and snatched it.
Huang Shanghao said in a hurry: "Isn't there a lot of spring water, why do you have to be in the gourd, what did you do to the well outside?" ā
Ruyi Zhenxian hugged his stomach and couldn't keep the secret anymore: "It's a scorpion poison, and it will recover after a year!" Yes! It hurts me! Give me spring water, please, give it to me! ā
In a year's time, the children have drawn lots!
Huang Shang shook the gourd: "Then what's going on?" ā
Ruyi Zhenxian had no choice but to tell the truth: "Master Horse let us pollute the water, but the lady in the city will come to ask for water, and the poor road is to keep ...... I deliberately left ...... The kid kicked me! The kid kicked me! Give it to me! ā
"I want to give it too, but you are too lacking in virtue!"
Huang Shang looked at the small bottle in his hand, if it weren't for this guy's greed for money and secretly hiding a bottle, Sanzang would really be a master.
Sure enough, the nine-headed insect has made so many arrangements for the scripture transmission team, and the possibility of this abortion spring not moving his hands and feet is too low.
Fortunately, he used this method to test in order to get the real abortion spring water.
It's also a chance to leave a glimmer of heaven.
As for this wishful true immortal......
I'm afraid that the red boy will have to have peers!
"Don't!"
Huang Shang took the spring water, brushed his sleeves, and put away the desperate Ruyi True Immortal, and the disciples in front of him who turned into human forms inevitably harmed the daughter country, and also took them together, with a fan of their wings, they flew high into the sky, turned into glow, and went to the Zimu River.
Moms, hold on!
You must not give birth!