When a traditional martial arts novel meets the setting of a funny anime, it is an absolute failure!

The setting of the funny fan depends on the author's brain, and there is no need to follow any rationality.

When Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun flew back from the darkness, knelt in front of Li Mu, and assumed that classic pose.

The courtyard was silent, dead silent.

Can't you run away like this?

With the martial arts of Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun, from Li Mu's reaction, he bent down to pick up the sword, and then he could run half a mile away from swinging the sword.

Despite this, did he not escape the fate of coming back to pick up the sword?

Witnessing this scene, everyone in the courtyard was cold, one by one like a wooden stake pestle in place, and the atmosphere did not dare to take a breath.

Most of the nicknames of the people in the rivers and lakes are exaggerated.

The blue devil hand, the iron courage shook all directions, although it sounded powerful, but compared with martial arts, I don't know how much water was injected!

But the demon sword Li Xiaobai is a real demon!

In addition to witchcraft, is there any other word to describe his martial arts path?

……

"Surprised? Not surprised? I've said a long time ago that it's easy to come, but it's hard to leave! Believe it this time! Li Mu looked at Tian Qi and the two with a smile, with a narrow expression.

What surprises?

The scare is pretty much the same!

When the body couldn't help but fly back, Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun's three souls and seven orifices were so frightened that they flew out of their bodies!

"Li Shaoxia, Tian Qi is willing to follow Gongzi, be Gongzi's guard, be loyal, and let Gongzi drive him, he is never like Zhao Zhengyi's treacherous old dog, Yang is against Yin, and he is ...... with two swords"

Tian Qi was silent for a moment, and in an instant, he thought of a countermeasure.

That's right, he sold himself very shamefully, and by the way, he yin Zhao Zhengyi!

If he didn't pull Zhao Zhengyi into the water, he really couldn't swallow this breath.

If it weren't for that old boy, he would still be the world-renowned Tian Qiye, why would he fall into such a field!

Gongsun Moyun stared at Tian Qi's back, stunned for a long time, and blushed and held back four words: "I am the same!" ”

What else can I do?

I can't beat it, I want to surrender and even my good words are robbed by others, why is it so difficult to be a man!

Gongsun Moyun was very aggrieved, he not only hated Zhao Zhengyi, but even Tian Qi!

……

What a strong desire to survive!

Li Mu's heart was suddenly full of emotion, if everyone was as sensible as Tian Qi and them, why would he be so tired of doing a simple task!

Especially a hero like Li Xunhuan, who is burdened with so many shackles, how tired he is!

Isn't it good to be a villain with no bottom line, unrestrained, and free life?

In that case, maybe he will slash down with his sword and the mission will be completed.

It's a pity that Li Xunhuan is not Tian Qi after all!

If he really slashes Li Xunhuan to his knees, the best result will be a dead fish!

Li Mu sighed and retracted his scattered thoughts, although Tian Qi and the others said it soundly, the process still had to go.

Without the prompt sound of "Jin Dun signed a successful contract" in his mind, Li Mu was not at ease with anyone, let alone Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun, the best of villains like him!

Li Mu smiled: "Tian Qi, Gongsun Moyun, I can feel your sincerity." But I, Li Xiaobai, am the kind of people who bully the market and bully the weak, and I still have to give the money I should give! ”

Tian Qi had a righteous face: "Li Shaoxia, Tian Qi is impressed by the character and martial arts of the son, and is willing to be loyal to the son, if the son pays money, it is an insult to me." ”

Gongsun Moyun: "What Tian Qi said is right, we admire the martial arts of the son, how can this admiration be measured by money." If the son is willing, the villain is willing to give half of the land to the child, just to follow the son and be a cow and a horse! ”

Shameless!

The common voice of You Longsheng and a heroic man in the rivers and lakes.

Li Mu ignored them: "Tian Qi, Gongsun Moyun, a penny, sign a contract to be my and Tang Ruoyou's escort for three months, are you willing?" ”

A penny!

What a humiliating price!

Gongsun Moyun frowned, but Tian Qi's face did not change: "Li Shaoxia, I really don't want money!" ”

Just give you a staircase to come down!

It's freezing cold, a group of villains who were shouting at me just now, I really want to give you face!

Li Mu's voice became cold: "Tian Qi, Gongsun Moyun, a penny, sign a contract to be my and Tang Ruoyou's escort for three months, the conditions are the same as You Longsheng and others, are you two willing?" ”

Tian Qi: "Li Shaoxia, it's really not a matter of money......

"You just have to answer yes or no?" Li Mu was a little impatient, he looked at You Longsheng who was cowering not far away, "You Longsheng, pick up your sword, but Fan Tianqi and the two of them said half a word, and sent the two of them back to their hometown!" ”

"Yes." You Longsheng's conditioned reflex responds.

What happened tonight was too shocking, and the small flame of rebellion in his heart had already been extinguished by a scoop of merciless cold water.

You Longsheng was full of thoughts about how to beg for mercy when Li Mu was looking for them to settle accounts in the autumn, and when he heard Li Mu tell him to do things, he actually had a trace of joy in his heart for no reason, and if he could let him do things, it would prove that there was still salvation!

You Longsheng couldn't wait to draw his sword, actively preparing to show his loyalty, but he had just taken a step.

"My subordinates are willing!"

"Yes!"

Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun's responses couldn't wait to shout out.

Jin Dun signed a successful contract!

With two prompts in succession, Li Mu withdrew the Qinglian Sword with a smile, took out two copper coins from his arms, and stuffed them into the hands of the two of them: "It's good to be like this earlier." Freedom, equality, trustworthiness, everyone is a Jianghu person, abide by the spirit of the contract in order to develop for a long time! ”

Feeling the two copper coins that still had body temperature in the palm of his hand, Tian Qi had mixed feelings in his heart.

He wanted to throw the insulting money on Li Mu's face to vent the anger in his heart, but in the end he didn't dare to do so, but squeezed out an embarrassing smile at Li Mu.

After all.

Zhao Zhengyi is a living example, that old guy betrayed Li Xiaobai, and now he is still lying in the snow, I don't know if he is dead or alive!

After getting rid of Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun, Li Mu's escort regiment added two more generals.

Although tonight's incident was an accident, the result made Li Mu very satisfied, and in the future, his plate will get bigger and bigger, and it is inevitable that there will be more and more masters to provoke.

Cha Meng and the other four guards recruited in the early stage obviously couldn't keep up with the rhythm!

Just like tonight, if he hadn't signed a contract with Zhao Zhengyi and other new guards in advance, with a few Cha Meng, he and Tang Ruoyou might have fallen long ago!

Therefore, in order to complete the mission peacefully and safely, his escort group must add more and stronger guards!

Li Mu glanced at the people in the courtyard in a daze: "What are you still doing in a daze, move, come over and see if Zhao Zhengyi and Mr. Yu Er are dead, if they are not dead, rescue them." ”

Poof!

Zhang Tang's legs were weak and he knelt on the ground: "Childe, Zhang Tang was blinded by lard, listened to Zhao Zhengyi's nonsense, and almost killed Childe, please punish Childe!" ”

"Please punish Childe!"

Poof! Poof!

In the blink of an eye, there were people kneeling on the ground in the courtyard.

Li Mu didn't take it seriously, but they didn't dare, in their hearts, Li Mu had already upgraded to a moody monster, who wasn't afraid of settling accounts after the autumn!

"It's okay, it's okay! Who hasn't done something wrong, knows it's wrong, and just corrects it! Li Mu smiled faintly, "I'm a generous person, I won't take it to heart." Tonight's events have passed, everyone is a guard, they want to love each other, what hatred and resentment, no one is allowed to mention it! ”

Betrayal or something, does Li Mu care?

There is a Jin Dun Treaty, which is not a problem at all!

All along, all he cared about was the number of guards and their personal abilities!