Nima!

Li Mu looked at the customer in front of him, his temples jumped, and he greeted the ancestor of the founder of Dream Company with the most vicious words in his heart.

The client was twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with messy, unkempt hair and a strange smell on his body.

Not paying attention to personal hygiene, for the dream master, it is not much of a problem, the key is the clothes on his body.

White background, blue vertical lines, and a few bright red characters from Daqingshan Psychiatric Hospital are clearly printed on the chest.

Okay!

The previous mission client was nothing more than paranoid in personality.

This time, the company sent a real psychosis directly.

Is this a four-star mission?

Let's be honest.

The moment he saw the customer, Li Mu wanted to lift the table and quit, he didn't bully the dream master so much!

"My name is Bai Chu, Doctor of Physics." Bai Chu walked straight in front of Li Mu, pulled over the chair and sat down, shook his head, and said, "The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it." Your Excellency, as a dreamer who can help people realize their dreams, has broken the materialist argument of his own existence, and he will not think that I am sick like those laypeople, right? ”

The conversation is quite normal, and it seems that we can communicate!

Li Mu silently analyzes the customer's behavior and calculates the probability of success of the task.

For this mission, he and Feng Gongzi traveled back and forth through several worlds, gathered three dream masters, and made so many preparations.

If you give up because the customer is mentally ill, how can you feel like you are losing money?

With a sigh of relief, Li Mu smiled: "How come?" Mr. Bai, I am a senior dream realizer, with the highest professional ethics and literacy, will not discriminate against any customer, even if the customer is a dog, as long as it has dream coins, we will also help it realize its dream. ”

He uses insulting language to test the mental condition of his clients.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Bai Chu applauded lightly and said with a smile: "Dream Master, I like your confidence and humor. He looked around to the left and right, "Without further ado, when are we going to Baolian Lantern?" This dream has tormented me for more than ten years, and I can't wait to leave this world to verify the viability of my great dream. I'm not afraid to tell you, I can't hold on anymore and admit I'm crazy. It was you, it was the dream company that gave me hope again. ”

The logic is clear, and you can't tell how sick it is from speaking!

Li Mu put his heart in his stomach slightly, and continued to ask: "Mr. Bai, take the liberty of asking, why did you come up with a scientific way to analyze immortal arts?" You know, these are two different systems. ”

Bai Chu did not answer Li Mu's question head-on, but asked rhetorically: "How much is Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick?" ”

Li Mu: "13,600 catties." ”

"Wrong, it's thirteen thousand five hundred catties." Bai Chu looked at Li Mu and corrected him seriously, "Converted to six .75 tons, doesn't it sound very heavy?" But my tractor can pull two. Don't you think the golden hoop stick is not so remarkable? ”

Li Mu was stunned for a moment and asked, "How powerful is your tractor?" ”

"Dream fulfiller, please pay attention to the key points." Bai Chu tapped the table gently, "Our country has an 80,000-ton rolling mill, why does Sun Wukong, who is carrying a stick of more than six tons, have the ability to move mountains and reclaim the sea, it's not scientific!" The somersault cloud is a heel of 108,000 miles, how did he turn the somersault? What is the initial velocity to break free from Earth's gravitational pull? Has it ever reached the first cosmic velocity? How much did he do himself? How is the motivation generated? Don't you think it's weird? Don't you want to figure this stuff out? ”

Li Mu's scalp was numb after a series of questions, he looked at Bai Chu and secretly thought, perhaps, he was just being regarded as mentally ill because he was too whimsical!

Strictly speaking.

Tang Ruoyou, who is bent on marrying Li Xunhuan, and Mu Xing, who is proud of the world, should be mentally ill, but they are just not wearing a hospital gown!

Thinking about it like this, Li Mu was relieved.

"Tell me, they also study physics, they have no problem studying astral black holes, and I will be considered sick when I study these?" Bai Chu's expression suddenly became excited, and he slapped the table heavily, "Could it be that if I use modern scientific methods to analyze the immortal arts thoroughly, won't it be able to benefit mankind?" ”

"Absolutely. Dream fulfillers support anyone's dreams. After figuring it out, Li Mu no longer worries about the customer's mental state.

What are you afraid of psychopathy?

Which of his clients helped in the course of the task, wasn't it all the dreamers who were busy before and after?

And.

This paranoid psychopath living in his own world, so far I don't see how much abnormality there is, maybe it's better to deal with than those normal customers!

"Dreams." Bai Chu's eyes lit up, his expression instantly regained his composure, he snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "Yes, that's the word." As long as you persevere, your dreams will surely be rewarded. Like me, everyone thinks I'm crazy. But I waited for you dreamers, and they didn't, and that's the victory of my persistence. Then go to the world of Baolian lantern, collect data on the spot, verify the results, I will win a bigger victory, and when I come back with the research results, I will shut up everyone who looked down on me at the beginning, and I will make Yang Jian, who was in the same ward, a real Erlang god......"

"Good. Mr. Bai, I am your dream master Li Xiaobai, these are two agreements, you look at the terms of them, there is no objection, sign your name, and we can fulfill the contract! Li Mu smiled and put the two agreements on the table and pushed them in front of Bai Chu.

Bai Chu didn't look at the contract, so he grabbed the pen and signed his name at the signing place, and then threw the pen away; "Li Xiaobai, is it time to go?"

"Seventy-two hours later, leave on time." Li Mu withdrew a contract, "We will try our best to ensure your safety, you can carry no more than one kilogram of items in and out of the world of "Baolian Lantern" ......"

"Do you think I can carry something?" Bai Chu stood up, turned around, and showed Li Mu his appearance, he stood still, looked at Li Mu with disdain, and said, "You need to provide the things needed for scientific research, and I can grab a mobile phone from the nurse at most." ”

“OK！ I'll provide you with the scientific research materials, Mr. Bai, in these three days, you just need to keep enough energy. Li Mu smiled, he had no intention of arguing with a mentally ill person in prison, "Mr. Bai, take the liberty of asking, how is your hands-on ability?" ”

"Dream fulfiller, I'm not mentally ill and have no violent tendencies." Bai Chu frowned and expressed dissatisfaction with Li Mu's question, "In the hospital, I also live in a mild ward. ”

Li Mu had a black line, laughed dryly, and said, "I mean, how is your scientific research ability?" I've got the blueprints for the Iron Man suit here......"

"No problem, when I was in high school, I assembled a flying rocket that can fly more than 500 meters high." Bai Chu looked proud, he looked at Li Mu, and said coldly, "Dream Master, I hope you put away these boring temptations, don't think I don't know, the Iron Man suit is something from the movie." ”

Belch!

Li Mu choked, his back molars were a little tight, this thing is a real psychopath, poor Liu Agarwood, don't be affected by anything......