Chapter 524: Stupid to death
Gu Lin walked in front of Yang Xiangwei and complained in disgust: "There is a lot of nonsense!" Sick of it! β
Of course, it would have been more convincing if he hadn't listened to her and really tried to raise the corners of his lips.
As long as the corners of the mouth are raised, will the heart be happy?
Gu Lin didn't believe it.
After doing it, he also complained: "Boring! β
I feel a little stupid, how can I listen to a robot?
Even if she is an artificial intelligence and already has a super high IQ, it is also a robot.
No matter how smart she is, can she compare to the super artificial intelligence robot in the latest brand?
Hum!
One that was eliminated and thrown into the garbage heap is just a rag!
[Master, you are wrong, we should go further to the left.] γ
"I'm annoyed!"
[Master, it's almost there, five steps further, and we can see my newly planted vegetable garden......]
"You're so bored, a robot, what do you grow? Are you stupid or not? β
While scolding, Gu Lin lifted his eyes and secretly looked at the vegetable field that was said to be newly mined.
A green and secluded patch, I don't know how she managed to do it, but it took a few days for them to grow so long.
Moreover, it is still a lattice of lattice, each lattice is about one square meter, and the plants planted are also different.
Not only do they look pleasing to the eye, they also grow very well.
Oh, and by the way, he also saw an embroidered planting robot working in the fields.
Gu Lin: "......"
Where did she turn out this kind of old antique?
Yang Xiangwei smiled: [No, master, you misunderstood, I picked up the rags and made it myself! ] γ
Of course, Gu Lin didn't ask, and Yang Xiangwei didn't answer him.
After walking like this, Gu Lin realized that the backyard of the manor seemed to be a bit big.
After walking for more than ten minutes, I didn't see the end, but a piece of green - a forest.
He didn't know what it was, but it wasn't a fruit tree, and he knew it because they had fruit.
[Master, here, the apples you want to pick are here~]
[Come, master, pick apples. γ
[You see, the apples on the tree are beckoning to you, they are in hand: Pick me, pick me, I'm sweet~]
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Yang Xiangwei happily ran to the side of the dwarf apple tree, carrying a basket and waiting beside it, urging Gu Lin to pick it quickly.
Gu Lin stood under the apple tree and found that he was really short!
The robot didn't lie to him, it was a very low apple tree, as tall as him.
Gu Lin: "......"
She kept saying that the tree was short, did she want to say that he was short?
It feels like an arrow in my heart.
"Stupid!"
[Oh, master, don't frown, hurry up and pick apples! She wouldn't admit that she had deliberately found the tree.
Hey!
Who asked you to "beat" me in the first place, I just want to say that you are "short", what's the matter?
Gu Lin didn't know that the robot also had bad intentions, although he scolded Yang Xiangwei, he didn't doubt the meaning of her words.
I just really think - she's a little stupid!
The stupid and cute robot is really not ordinary stupid, not only let him pick apples, but also really take pictures of him.
It's just that she said that she would make him extraordinarily handsome and extraordinarily tall, and the result was ......
When Gu Lin was entangled in her, she finally picked a basket of apples, returned to the house, and saw the care: "......"
- So short!
- It's certainly not me!
"Did you mean to?" He turned his head angrily and questioned her.
Yang Xiangwei was washing apples, heard his voice, turned her head, and her face was full of two words - innocent!
In fact, in my heart: hey, hey! The old lady did it on purpose, what's the matter, can you still beat me?
"Stupid!"
"Stupid like this, no wonder no one wants it!"
"It's because I'm good-tempered that I want you!"
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Gu Lin, who had a poisonous tongue, scolded Yang Xiangwei again.
Yang Xiangwei, who is playing an interesting role as a robot, secretly wrote these down into a small book, preparing where to "retaliate" back.
Hum!
Wait for the old lady!
After washing the apples, Yang Xiangwei put them in front of Gu Lin.
Gu Lin, who had been venting for a while, suddenly felt a little sad when he saw such a serious robot.
People work so seriously, and he scolds her like this, isn't it too much?
Alas......
Never mind!
Who made her a robot!
If he cares about her again, he will be stupid!
Gu Lin thought he was "tolerant", and "forgiven" Yang Xiangwei in his heart.
γThis one is delicious and sweet, bite from here.γ γ
Yang Xiangwei picked up one of the reddest ones, pointed to a place, and let Gu Lin bite it.
Gu Lin didn't think much about it at all, and took a bite of it.
Yang Xiangwei's frightened face.
Gu Lin was weird: "What are you doing? Why do you have such an expression? β
"No, don't make strange expressions, you're ugly!"
"Ugly!"
While chewing, he continued to dislike it.
Yang Xiangwei had to take the apple in his hand, point to the place where he had bitten, and show it to him.
Gu Lin's whole person was not good, because he saw a small insect that had been bitten off, and it was writhing in the wormhole......
"Vomit ......"
Gu Lin's expression changed instantly, and he vomited and rushed into the bathroom.
"Vomit ......"
A long time of retching.
He felt like he was about to vomit out his almost digested breakfast.
When he came out of the bathroom, he angrily pointed at Yang Xiangwei and scolded: "Are you stupid, there are insects and you still let me eat them?" β
"I said you were stupid, I was so stupid that I would believe you so much, you can eat wherever you say."
"I'm stupid!"
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While angry that he ate such a disgusting thing, he was angry that he was actually "teased" by a robot that was about to be outdated.
Yang Xiangwei continued to face innocently: [But it's very sweet! ] γ
[Bugs are very smart, they will pick sweet apples to eat. γ
[Master, you just need to bite off the place where there are bugs, and that's it. γ
[Moreover, this bug is not poisonous and can supplement protein.] γ
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Gu Lin scolded: "Replenish your whole family!" β
"Which one do you see eating bugs for protein?"
Yang Xiangwei really reported a few things to him: [Bird! γ
γFrog! γ
γChicken! γ
γDucks!γ γ
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Gu Lin wanted to shoot her to death.
He even suspected that this was the reason why Yang Xiangwei was thrown back to the old mansion - because she was so stupid!
"You ......"
"You're stupid!"
"I'm a human, not an animal!"
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Yang Xiangwei: [Human beings are higher animals. γ
[According to historical records, man evolved from apes. γ
[The ancestors of human beings were also animals. γ
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Gu Lin was angry there, but the robot opposite was telling him "big truths".
Looking at the other party's serious appearance, Gu Lin suddenly couldn't get angry.
Why would he be angry with such a stupid thing?
She can't even tell the difference between humans and animals!
Alas......
He's really stupid!
Gu Lin finally ate the apple that had been drilled by insects, because Yang Xiangwei didn't allow him to waste food.
She cut off the place where the worm had scratched it, and made him sit at the table and eat it obediently.
Gu Lin: "......"
Who is the master?
It's only been a few days, how did she go to heaven?
No, he has to restore his master's prestige!