"Sit down, dummy......!"

After the fat man said 'politely', he sat directly beside me.

At the same time, he took out a bag of Huazi and threw it on the table: "Your own people, you can do it yourself!" ”

Jia Zhengjing tidied up the clothes on his body and said, "Wu Shihao, I'm so much older than you, can't you give me the least respect?" ”

The fat man smoked a cigarette and said, "Respect? ”

"You give me respect? Come on, are we acquainted? You all let us go before. The line went desperately, and respected! ”

"Respect for this thing is a mutual ......!"

The fat man's yin and yang weird appearance made Jia Zhengzheng smile bitterly: "You are turning your face and not recognizing people, you just got something back from me, didn't you say that when you begged me?" ”

I thought that the fat man could be ashamed of himself, but the fat man disagreed and said: "This time and that time!" ”

"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!"

"Why, just because you Jia Zhengzheng set the fire, I am not allowed to light the lamp Wu Fatzi?"

If you want to talk about raising the bar, this fat man simply worships the wrong grandfather.

I saw that the two of them were talking back and forth, and I knew that if I didn't stop it, it was very likely that there would be a situation like the one I had with the fat man just now.

"Ahem!"

I coughed heavily, and then said, "Okay, now everyone is in the same boat, so don't quarrel!" ”

My words still have a certain effect, after all, Jia Zhengzheng needs us now.

And I use him just before he needs to use me, which is called taking some interest first.

I saw that the two of them stopped talking, so I said to Jia Zhengcheng: "Mr. Jia, you are older than me, I will call you Brother Jia, I am different from fat people, how do I like to joke with people!" ”

"So I said straight to the point, we're in trouble, and I want you to go back to Jin City for us......!"

"To Tsu City?"

Jia Zhengjing was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean, what do you mean to go to Jin City for you?" ”

I explained, "You naturally know the details when you arrive in Tsu City, but I can't tell you much now!" ”

"It's not that I don't trust you, it's because I don't know what the situation is!"

"You don't need to do anything when you go to Jinshi, just tell us what the situation is like over there at any time!"

This Jia Zhengzheng can be regarded as a famous old man, and when I first said this, he answered: "You mean to let me be your eyeliner?" ”

"Beautiful!"

The fat man sat up straight and said, "Lao Jia, you have come to the end of this sentence!" ”

"I didn't expect you to have such understanding, it's our lucky star!"

Jia Zhengjing glanced at the fat man and said, "You give me the fuck off, the person who runs the train with his mouth full of mouth is not worthy to talk to us!" ”

"Okay, I'm Wu Fatzi here, I see that you Jia Zhengzheng is a bit like before!"

"Fatty, you play with yours, this is talking about business......

The fat man glanced at Jia Zhengcheng and said, "Mu Yang, don't be blinded by Lao Jia's appearance, this guy is sullen!" ”

"Wu Shihao......!"

The fat man's words almost made Jia Zhengzheng go berserk.

But I don't know why he just let out a beastly roar, but he didn't just stand up and run away!

If you look at it according to my previous understanding of Jia Zhengjing, Jia Zhengjing is a very arrogant person, and he can't become such a destructive performance of his own character.

Unless......!

I thought of what the fat man just said!

Unless, this fat man grabbed some trick from him, which made Jia Zhengzheng appear to behave like this that did not conform to his own personality!

Thinking of this, the corners of my mouth lifted slightly, and I secretly said in my heart: Isn't this fat man useless.

But on the surface, he said without changing his face: "Brother Jia is right, that's what I meant!" ”

"Due to special reasons, we can't go back to Jin City now, so we plan to leave for the Bay Province early tomorrow morning, and after dealing with the matter at hand, we will return to Jin City!"

"When everything is settled, we'll start to take care of your affairs for you, what do you think?"

Jia Zhengjing frowned and thought for a moment, and only after the fat man's repeated urging did he say, "Okay, I did this thing!" ”

"It's a little interest before you help me do things, don't think it's dangerous for me to say a lot of ...... when I do things!"

I clasped my hands into fists and said, "Then I'll thank Brother Jia here first, I won't say anything superfluous, and when I help you deal with things, I will do my best!" ”

After chatting about the carrion corpse again, Jia Zhengjing got up and left.

After he left, I couldn't wait to ask the fat man.

"Fat man, have you caught Jia Zhengzheng's handle, I think his performance today is like two people like before!"

When the fat man saw me ask about this, he couldn't help but laugh obscenely.

While laughing, he said to me: "Brother Yang, it's okay if you don't mention it, I want to laugh when I mention it!" ”

I asked the fat man what was going on, but the fat man laughed and even laughed while holding his stomach.

I waited two or three minutes for the fat man before he stopped laughing.

said to me with a blushing face: "This, Jia Zhengzheng, is really as good as his name, can you imagine that he is still a virgin when he is old?" ”

"What's wrong with the virgin, maybe what about the children's skills that people practice?" I retorted.

But the fat man asked, "Why don't you ask me why I know he's a virgin?" ”

That's right!

How did this fat man know that Jia Zhengzheng was a virgin?

"Brother Yang, you stick your head over, I'll tell you ......!"

"I promise that after you hear it, in the future, he will be so serious that he won't even dare to let out a fart!"

The fat man's words made my heart pound, and I quickly leaned my head over.

The fat man held back a smile and stammered to tell me what he had seen.

"How? Isn't it funny, isn't it awesome, isn't it awesome......! ”

While holding back a smile, I stretched out my thumbs up at the fat man and said, "Fat man, it's really enough for you!" I took ......! ”

In the end, I couldn't hold it back and laughed along.

When the fat man saw me, he laughed too.

The two of us looked at each other and laughed like we were crazy.

In the end, my stomach began to cramp with laughter, and I hurriedly stretched out my hand and said, "Fatty, fatty, don't laugh at your uncle, I'm afraid of laughing to death!" ”

"Haha......"

"You, you still talk about me, don't you also hold your stomach and laugh?"

The fat man laughed so much that he couldn't hold the cigarette, and the fat on his body trembled because of the fat man's convulsions.

Although my coffin mountain Taibao made coffins and sent the dead to life.

But the most distressing thing is that there is no skill in sewing corpses.

After all, corpses, dead people, he is sometimes incomplete, even if there is a coffin personally built by the Coffin Mountain Taibao to escort him!

But not all of them can enter the afterlife, because the mutilation of the body will cause a kind of leakage similar to Feng Shui!

Although it doesn't matter much.

But if I can have a good corpse sewer to cooperate with me, then this small drawback of the coffin mountain Taibao will be made up!

Originally, I was worried that I couldn't find a good professional corpse sewer, but I didn't expect that the fat man actually sent me one.

This is really hungry, someone sends steamed buns, and sleepy people hand pillows.

And Jia Zheng's corpse sewing skills have been seen with my own eyes.

Only this kind of amazing craftsmanship is worthy of the coffin I made!

A thought of the fat man gave me a kill. With a handpiece, I can't help but feel a burst of joy in my heart!

This Jia is serious, and he thinks it's up to us.

I don't know that he might also be on our thief ship......