Chapter 296: Why don't you swear a poisonous oath?
Su Mo frowned.
I shouldn't have encountered the plot of the Dragon King of the East China Sea going to heaven to sue the emperor, right?
And Nezha over there explained directly: "The third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, connived at his monsters to cause trouble to the fishermen and people in Chentangguan, and robbed the boys and girls, but I happened to be bumped into by me, master, I naturally can't get used to this kind of thing, so I fought with the third prince, but I didn't expect that guy to be so unbeaten, I didn't use my strength, he was killed by me." ”
Speaking of this, Nezha's face was also full of depression, and he continued: "Later, this matter was known to the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and he knew that he couldn't beat me, so he wanted to go to heaven to sue the Jade Emperor, so that the Jade Emperor could offend me, so I deliberately went to Heaven in advance to block him, only he dared to go to Heaven to sue, and I taught this old loach a good lesson." ”
After talking about the ins and outs of this matter.
Seeing that the Dragon King of the East China Sea was about to fly over, Nezha's eyes were rolling slightly, and suddenly a bad idea came to mind, and he hurriedly said to Su Mo next to him: "Wait a minute, you remember to cooperate with me, and see how the young master regulates this old loach." ”
I saw Nezha wave in his hand.
An identical Lingxiao Treasure Hall immediately appeared under his feet, and then he transformed into the appearance of the Jade Emperor.
Looking at Su Mo, Nezha thought for a moment.
Brush it down on him as well.
Immediately afterwards, Su Mo found himself becoming a stranger wearing black armor and a simple face.
"I turned you into a curtain general, remember to play a play with me later." Nezha turned into the appearance of the Jade Emperor, with a little evil smile on his face, and then swaggered on the throne of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Su Mo looked at Nezha's appearance.
In his heart, he secretly said that this guy is really not afraid of heaven and earth, originally he thought that he was already bold to go to Tushi Palace to steal the elixir, but he didn't expect that this Nezha would dare to openly pretend to be the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court, if it was discovered by the people of the Heavenly Court, it would not be enough to die ten thousand times.
Thinking of this, Su Mo asked with some hesitation: "Is the Lingxiao Treasure Hall you conjured up reliable?" You must know that this place is not far from the real Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and it will be easy to be discovered by the people of Heavenly Court, and it will be difficult for us to get out when the time comes. ”
"Don't worry, I've used a trick to hide my eyes, and others can't see here." Nezha smiled.
Su Mo was relieved at this time, seeing the East China Sea Dragon King flying here, he suddenly asked again: "But are you sure we can deceive this East China Sea Dragon King, so the bad guy has lived for so many years, and he won't even recognize the real Lingxiao Treasure Palace, right?" ”
"Don't worry, don't worry, this old loach is dizzy, and he even has to fly seven or eight hours from the mortal world to the heavenly court? My little trick is more than enough to fool him. Nezha glanced at his mouth? His face was full of disdain for the East King of the East China Sea.
With Su Mo's somersault cloud or Nezha's Hot Wheels, the two of them want to go to heaven and don't even have time for a stick of incense? But this Ao Guang actually has to fly for seven or eight hours? And one day in heaven, this is a year on earth? Seven or eight hours translates to several months in the world.
No wonder Nezha doesn't take Ao Guang so seriously.
While the two were whispering.
That Ao Guang fell on top of this fake Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and then turned into an old dragon bell? An old man with horns on his head? The other party first looked around, but did not find any problems, of course, this is also related to the fact that he has not gone to the sky to meet the Jade Emperor for too long.
Although the Dragon King of the Four Seas was ostensibly subservient to the Jade Emperor.
But it's basically siloed.
"The minister has seen Your Majesty, long live, long live? Hooray! "When Ao Guang saw Nezha sitting above? Sure enough, he mistook it for the real Jade Emperor, and he didn't find the slightest broken account, so he hurriedly knelt down and saluted.
Seeing his enemy kneeling in front of him, and looking respectful, Nezha's face was full of comfortable expressions.
Waiting for Ao Guang to kneel for a long time? When he was wondering why His Majesty hadn't let him get up.
Nezha reacted at this time, nodded and replied, "Get up!" ”
Get the will of the Jade Emperor.
Only then did the Dragon King of the East China Sea dare to tremble and get up from the ground.
"Say? If you don't stay well in your East China Sea Dragon Palace, what are you doing in the heavens? Nezha asked knowingly.
"The old dragon is here to sue."
Ao Guang heard this? Suddenly came to the spirit, and the tears fell when they were said? In an instant, he cried with tears in his eyes: "Li Jing, the chief soldier of Chentangguan in the Nether? Indulge your son Nezha to kill my patrol Yaksha? and my son, the third prince Ao Bing, please ask Your Majesty to be the master of the old minister! ”
"But as far as I know, General Li of Chentangguan is a highly respected general, how could he condone his son to kill your son?" Nezha looked at Ao Guang with some displeasure, although he has now become the appearance of the Jade Emperor, but he does not look like the real Jade Emperor at all in terms of behavior and tone of speech, which can be described as full of flaws.
Even Ao Guang was a little confused.
I'm the one?
What the hell is this called?
It's a pity that under the preconceived situation, Ao Guang didn't believe that anyone dared to pretend to be the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court, so although he felt that something was wrong, he didn't dare to refute it, so he could only continue to cry: "What the old minister said is true, every sentence is true, at that time I was in the Dragon Palace, so I sent Yaksha and my son third prince to check, I didn't want to touch Li Jing's son Nezha, only one round, and beat my son to death." ”
Hear about your glorious deeds again.
Not to mention the stories I heard from other people's mouths and the stories I told from my own mouth, it just feels different.
This made Nezha couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows, and shouted with a smile: "I killed your son in just one round, so your son is too grassy, right?" And according to this, this Nezha is still a rare talent! ”
Hearing the Jade Emperor's words, Ao Guang immediately frowned.
Is there a problem with the Jade Emperor's concern?
I'm talking about Nezha beating my son to death, what does it matter if my son is straw or not?
And it feels a little harsh to hear this, as if something is wrong.
Even Su Mo, who was standing next to Nezha and acted as a perfect guard, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth twice.
"I hope that Your Majesty will be the master of the old dragon, eradicate the demons, and shake the heavens!" Ao Guang continued to plead.
But these words made Nezha angry.
In front of me, you dare to call me a demon.
Since he was a child, Nezha has a pain in his heart, ordinary people will be born in October, but when Li Jing's wife was pregnant with Nezha, it took three years and six months to give birth to him, which also caused Li Jing to dislike his little son very much, thinking that he was a demon, and he rarely treated him on weekdays.
So just hear the word demon.
Nezha will be a little fried, and immediately scolded Ao Guang in his mouth: "Old loach ......"
But halfway through speaking, Nezha realized that he was now pretending to be the Jade Emperor, so he hurriedly changed the topic, and the anger on his face gradually calmed down, and he said lightly: "Ao Guang, how old are you this year?" ”
Ao Guang was a little confused when he asked this.
Ask me how old I am and what do I do?
It's a pity that the Jade Emperor is the master of the Three Realms, although Ao Guang is a little puzzled in his heart, he still replied obediently: "The old dragon is obsessed, 13,000 years old!" ”
Thirteen thousand years old?
After Nezha heard this, he couldn't help but be happy, and laughed at Su Mo next to him: "This is really the eighth king of thousands of miles, the turtle of ten thousand years." ”
Faced with Nezha's humiliation, Ao Guang could only swallow his anger.
At this time, Nezha also knew that he was speechless, and comforted Ao Guang well: "Ao Guang, look at you, you are 13,000 years old, why are you still so ignorant?" Do you think, now that our Heavenly Court is at the time of employing people, a person with such great powers like Nezha has recruited him to the heavens to serve the heavenly court, why not? ”
"Your Majesty, aren't the Yaksha and my son Ao Bingna dying in vain?"
Ao Bing was a little unconvinced, I came to sue, but if you don't deal with Nezha, forget it, you still plan to call him an official?
Is this a punishment?
This is obviously a reward!
However, Nezha waved his hand and said somewhat casually: "You don't feel sorry for Yaksha, you feel sorry for your son Ao Bing, in fact, your son can be worth a few dollars, anyway, your son has so many sons, it doesn't matter if you die two or three, on the contrary, Nezha has great powers, if you delay a talent like him, it's not worth it." ”
"The old dragon is not convinced!"
Ao Guang is about to vomit blood at the moment, something is wrong with this script.
Why has the Jade Emperor been saying good things about Nezha today.
Seeing Ao Guang's appearance, a picture of if you don't cure Nezha's sin, I will rely on the heavenly court and not leave, Nezha laughed angrily, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand and point at Ao Guang's forehead and said, "You are still not convinced, how old are you?" Why are you not convinced? ”
"Do you say that your son Ao Bing is important, or my sister Yao Ji is important, my sister is worth more than your third prince, but I haven't demoted her to the mortal world and pressed her under Peach Mountain, how much is your third prince worth? Hurry back to your East China Sea Dragon Palace, don't just go to heaven and tell others if you have nothing to do in the future, how bad is this. ”
"By the way, there's one more thing!"
Nezha remembered a very important thing, and said to Ao Guang: "When you go back, prepare a heavy gift by the way, and then go to the house of General Li in Chentangguan, apologize to others, and finally tell him that I have decided to summon Nezha, the third son of his family, to be an official in the heavenly court!" ”
These words came out.
At this time, Ao Guang felt more and more that something was wrong in his heart, the Jade Emperor in front of him was completely different from the one he knew, which made him can't help but look around, and soon found a very big problem, although the talents in the heavenly court are withering now, but it is not so much that there is no one on the huge Lingxiao Treasure Hall except for Su Mo and Nezha, two impostors.
Come to think of it.
Ao Guang suddenly raised his head to look at Nezha, and questioned: "Your Majesty, the old dragon has a doubt, may I ask what I mean?" ”
"I am, I mean ......"
Nezha has been hesitant for a long time, and he really can't make it up, after all, he is just a seven or eight-year-old child, and his personality is very lively, and it is really difficult to pretend to be the majestic appearance of the Jade Emperor.
Seeing this, Ao Guang finally determined that the Jade Emperor in front of him was fake.
"Who are you, so bold that you dare to pretend to be the Jade Emperor!" Ao Guang pointed at Nezha and yelled viciously, as if he wanted to vent all the grievances he had just received.
I can't fit it anymore.
Nezha also directly chose a showdown.
"Old loach, is it fun?"
Soon Nezha changed back to his original appearance, and at the same time there was an extra fire-tipped gun in his hand, and a Qiankun circle on his shoulder, looking at Ao Guang, who was full of shock below, said proudly: "If you dare to go to heaven to sue me, I will beat me first, and then you will play Your Majesty!" ”
"It's you, Nezha!"
When Ao Guang saw Nezha's appearance, he exclaimed in shock: "You dare to pretend to be Your Majesty, I want to tell Your Majesty and let him punish your Nine Clans." ”
"You still dare to punish my Nine Clans?"
Hearing this, Nezha's cute little face was full of unhappiness, and he stepped forward with the fire-tipped spear and punched and kicked Ao Guang, and said with a heartfelt voice: "Since this is the case, then let me punish your nine clans first." ”
Nezha was reincarnated as Nuwa's spirit bead.
Later, he went to Taiyi Zhenren to learn spells, don't look at his young age, but he already has a strong mana, if it was Su Mo who didn't eat the Nine Turns Golden Pill before, he didn't dare to say that he could beat Nezha, which shows how strong his strength is.
On the other hand, although this Ao Guang has lived for tens of thousands of years, he has long been old and dizzy, and he is not Nezha's opponent at all.
Three downs, two downs.
was punched and kicked by Nezha on the head.
Seeing that Ao Guang was dying and about to die, a petite and delicate golden dragon suddenly flew from a distance, and then turned into a woman in golden armor, and hurriedly shouted at Nezha: "Stop, don't beat my father again!" ”
"Who are you, Nezha, I never beat women, you go away!" Nezha couldn't help frowning when he saw this woman standing in front of Ao Guang.
And the other party quickly reported his name, and drew the sword in his hand and threatened: "I am the fourth princess of the East China Sea, Ao Tingxin, if you dare to hit my father again, I will fight with you!" ”
"In that case, then I have no choice but to beat women."
Nezha snorted coldly, although he didn't beat women, but if the other party had to find fault, then he could only make a move.
Seeing that the two sides were tense and about to fight, Su Mo next to him coughed lightly and had to stand up.
"Why don't I tell you justice!"
Su Mo shrugged his shoulders, looking at the problem purely from an outsider's point of view, in fact, he also felt that Nezha's attitude was too arrogant, he killed someone's son, and he had to continue to humiliate other people's sons, which made him almost unbearable.
But there's no way who made him stand on Nezha's side now.
As the saying goes, helping relatives doesn't help.
But if the contradiction between the two sides continues to escalate, I am afraid that Nezha will really dare to kill Ao Guang and the four princesses of the East China Sea, and the situation will not be able to be reversed at that time.
Joke.
The death of the Dragon King of the East China Sea is a big deal for the entire Three Realms.
At that time, Heavenly Court will definitely not sit idly by.
With Nezha's strength now, and Taiyi Zhenren standing behind him as a backer, even if he is not afraid of heaven, but with the character of his father Li Jing, I am afraid that in the end, the father and son will still turn against each other, maybe there will be a famous scene of Nezha cutting meat and returning his mother, deboning and returning his father, in the end, it is Nezha who suffers.
Therefore, Su Mo must stand up and block this catastrophe for Nezha.
"I think you might as well take a step back."
Su Mo looked at the four princesses of the East China Sea and Nezha with a smile, and proposed: "As long as the East China Sea promises not to go to the heavenly court to sue again, then I will make a guarantee today to guarantee that Nezha will not do anything to your father again." ”
Hearing this, Nezha hesitated.
In fact, he didn't want to make a big deal out of it, otherwise his father and master would know about it, and I was afraid it wouldn't end well.
Therefore, Nezha hesitated for a while and nodded, which can be regarded as approving Su Mo's suggestion.
"Since Brother Yang spoke, I originally planned to skin this old loach with cramps, and then go to level his dragon sea and kill all his dragon sons and grandsons, but as long as he promises not to go to heaven to complain, then I am willing to let them go!" Nezha raised his head and said in a cold voice.
These words made Ao Guang and Ao Tingxin, father and daughter, extremely unwilling.
Obviously, he is a bitter master on his side, but he will be threatened by the enemy.
Feeling Ao Ting's hesitation in his heart, Su Mo stepped forward and whispered: "Fourth princess, I think you should still agree, you must know that this Nezha is the lord that even the Jade Emperor dares to pretend to be, if you don't agree to his request, I'm afraid it will be impossible for your father and daughter to leave alive today." ”
Hearing this, Ao Ting thought for a while.
Heroes don't eat the losses in front of them, and there is a saying that leaves the green mountains without worrying about no firewood.
So soon Ao Tingxin made a decision: "Okay, as long as he is willing to let my father go, then I Donghai will promise not to go to heaven to sue again." ”
Seeing that Ao Tingxin agreed, Nezha put away his weapon and said to Ao Guang and them: "It's about the same, get out!" ”
Soon Ao Tingxin helped up the Dragon King of the East China Sea, just as the father and daughter were about to leave aggrieved.
Su Mo, who was originally standing in place, suddenly remembered something.
"Wait, this is empty talk, why don't you swear a poisonous oath?"