Li Tao was about to walk behind the big rock with the computer in his arms.

Zhang Yufei hurriedly said: "Taozi, what are you doing?" What about the data here? Shall we go back and charge our computer first and come back in a few days? ”

Li Tao couldn't help it anymore and said, "Brother Fei, you smoke a cigarette here first and rest, my stomach hurts a little, go and relax." ”

Let's say it, Li Tao hurriedly hid behind the big stone and began to pull.

The diet in the wild is irregular, and it is not particularly indomitable.

Li Tao had a little diarrhea.

The special smell floated up from the ground, making Li Tao a little "intoxicated".

The wind was blowing from Zhang Yufei, the big stone net.

Zhang Yufei had just lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and smelled a strong scandal.

Zhang Yufei felt that he had sucked Li Tao's special taste into his lungs, and he felt nauseous.

"Gross!"

Zhang Yufei hurriedly avoided the direction of the wind and said; "Taozi, can you so much not be so stinky!"

Li Tao scolded: "Is your fragrant? ”

Zhang Yufei: "If you, you, what do you do with the computer?" It can't be turned on. ”

Li Tao: "Don't worry about this!" ”

After the crackling, Li Tao felt comfortable for a while.

There will be a lot of pleasure in this life, and excretion is definitely one.

Li Tao looked at the puddle on the ground and fell into deep thought.

This...... This digestion is not good, and the stool is not formed!

Right!

You didn't guess wrong!

Li Tao decided that the way to turn on the computer was to let the computer eat Xiang!

Although ionized bacteria are capable of photosynthesis, the current ionized bacteria cannot turn on a laptop with the amount of electricity generated by photosynthesis in a short period of time.

There's only one way!

What is Sho!?

Although the taste of Xiang is relatively heavy, Xiang is also an organic substance, and it is also a nutrient.

A quarter of the stool is water, and the rest is mostly proteins, inorganics, fats, undigested dietary fiber, dehydrated digestive juice residues, and cells shed from the intestines and dead bacteria, as well as vitamin K and vitamin B.

These are all proper organic matter!

Since biobatteries can digest food-based organic matter, so can feces.

But this beach, if it is not formed, how to get it?

The weather was dry and the ground was full of stones.

The things that were pulled out were already full of stones, and Li Tao didn't take any action, and not only did he not eat his laptop for a while, but he couldn't even drink the soup!

"Made, bear with me!"

Li Tao made a decision and immediately opened the battery compartment of the laptop.

He searched through his bag, and the tissues had just run out of wipes and no gloves.

You can't use clothes, there's no water outside, and a coat has to be worn until you go home without accidents.

At this time, Zhang Yufei received a call from the mountain.

"Flying pot flying pot, you are grabbing, is the data uploaded to the computer? To set a point on the map, let's go to the next point. ”

Zhang Yufei: "Wait, wait, Taozi is." ”

Li Tao knew that there was no time.

He quickly picked up the used paper from the ground, and then stuffed the filth into the computer.

"Gross!"

While stuffing, Li Tao retched.

He's grown so big, he's never done anything so disgusting.

The filth is relatively thin, and some of it is still dripping on the shell of the computer, but Li Tao can't care about it so much.

Three times five divided by two, most of the poop is stuffed into the battery compartment of the computer.

Li Tao simply stuffed toilet paper into it.

He closed the battery compartment and sniffed his fingers, it was indeed smelly.

As for laptops, it's even more flavorful, as if they were just fished out of a manure pit.

The emperor lives up to his wishes.

The battery compartment shows that the battery is charging.

A few minutes later, the computer turned on!

Li Tao complained: "Fortunately, fortunately, labor and management are smart enough!" ”

The computer is the PC version of Singularity OS.

So after turning on, it is still the picture of Xiaoyuan's assistant.

Li Tao saw that Xiaoyuan's voice assistant was pale, and he kept squatting on the ground.

"What's wrong, Xiaoyuan."

Xiao Yuan couldn't help but stand up with the big tree beside her, her face was not good, and her body trembled and said to Li Tao.

"The host...... Master...... I, Xiaoyuan, have been serving you wholeheartedly for several days! ”

Xiao Yuan was so angry that her chest hurt, and she said, "In the past few days, I don't care if you feed me leftovers, melon seed shells, and fruit skins." ”

"Today, today, you...... You...... You actually fed me directly...... Eat Xiang! ”

"Gross!"

Xiao Yuan squatted on the ground and vomited a big puddle.

The biological battery and the computer are serialized together, and there are probes in the battery, which can directly analyze what kind of food the user eats for the battery.

Li Tao was quite embarrassed.

In a hurry, he forgot the energy block at home and didn't bring it out.

The only way to charge the computer is to use the leftover organic waste that everyone eats, and now this situation is a helpless move.

Li Tao was very sorry and said: "Xiaoyuan is good! I'm really sorry, I can't help it! ”

"Bear with me, the master will compensate you well when he comes home."

Xiaoyuan finally relieved herself and said, "Then I want to eat fruit!" ”

Li Tao: "Absolutely no problem! ”

Xiaoyuan didn't really eat Xiang and felt the taste of Xiang, but the intelligent type of Singularity OS, which can allow voice assistants and users to have more intelligent interactions, rather than dry and very mechanical chats.

"Taozi, are you alright?"

"Alright, alright!"

Li Tao came out with the computer in his arms.

"The computer is powered, you enter the data, and I move the instrument here."

Zhang Yufei was puzzled and asked, "Why is there electricity again?" ”

Doubts are doubts, Zhang Yufei still took the laptop, "You kid is wrong today!" Usually you dislike the weight of the instrument, it is not easy to adjust the level, and you choose to enter the work by yourself, so let me fiddle with the instrument, why do you take the initiative to move the instrument today? ”

"I think you've been working hard these days, so let's switch the two of us." Li Tao's face did not change color, and his heart did not beat.

After Zhang Yufei took over the computer, how did he feel a strong "fragrance".

Zhang Yufei thought that the wind had blown the smell of Li Tao's excrement again, so he quickly moved a position.

But the smell has not disappeared, but is getting stronger and stronger.

Zhang Yufei thought that there was something wrong with his nose, so he sucked hard.

Now it's even better!

The stench is all in my lungs again.

"Ahem, ahem!" The smell made Zhang Yufei's tears smoke out.

Zhang Yufei suddenly felt a sigh in his heart, and had a bad premonition.

He took the notebook closer and sniffed it.

The stench is incomparable.

"Gross!"

Zhang Yufei almost threw up all the overnight meal.

"Taozi! How do you charge your computer? It won't be the Xiang who fed you! ”

Li Tao nodded seriously and said, "Yes!" ”

Zhang Yufei scolded angrily: "Your uncle, I'll just say why are you so kind to get an instrument!" The result is...... Vomit...... Come here to me and see if I don't kill you!" ”

Li Tao explained while hiding: "Brother Fei, Brother Fei, listen to my explanation!" I really didn't mean to! It's not that there is no way, special cases are dealt with. ”

Zhang Yufei: "You roll back for me, you can get this computer yourself, guide the data by yourself, and I'll get the instrument." ”

Li Tao: "Don't hit me!" Don't hit me! ”

This time, there were some twists and turns in the process of going out to measure, but the results were always good.

Li Tao and Zhang Yufei successfully completed the test task and answered the camp safely.

Zhang Yufei told everyone about Li Tao charging the laptop battery with feces, and of course everyone was nauseous.

However, there is a new understanding of the powerful capabilities of Xingrui laptops and microbial batteries.

At night.

Li Tao took the initiative to give the computer to Ding Gong and said, "Ding Gong, didn't your classic Laker enter the finals?" Stopped playing today? ”

Ding Gong was playing with his mobile phone, and when he saw the laptop in Li Tao's hand, he hid.

He felt a chill in his heart and said, "Take it away, take it away, take it away, you are disgusting!" ”

Li Tao smiled, set up Xingrui's notebook, and played by himself.

While playing, he said to himself: "This is really strange, so many people were grabbing my laptop to play a game a few days ago, why no one wants it today." ”

Not only today, but I am afraid that from now on, no one will take the initiative to ask Li Tao to borrow a laptop.

The legendary story of Li Tao and Xingrui's notebook was spread to the Internet by the survey team, causing a heated discussion among everyone.

Some people think it's funny, some people think it's legendary, and some people feel that the powerful performance of Xingrui notebooks is really worth the price.

The story of Li Tao and Xingrui's notebook has become a mythical joke in the Internet world.

#星锐X1笔记本被主人喂翔#成为了微博上最火热的话题.

This kind of topic full of gimmicks will definitely become the focus of everyone's discussion.

Although this legendary story is full of slots and even a little disgusting, it also inadvertently expands the popularity of Xingrui X-1 and microbial batteries.

Online, searches for microbial batteries and laptops have skyrocketed.

Zhou Xiao couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this topic, he didn't expect that the second wave of explosive flow of microbial batteries would actually come like this.

At the same time, many self-media have also made test videos of Xingrui notebooks, and many users have also posted their own experiences on social media such as forums and Weibo.

Technology big V, Brother C shared a ten-minute test video.

In the video, Brother C said: "Today, Brother C is not testing a mobile phone, but a laptop that has been very hot recently."

"I don't need to introduce too much about the performance of this laptop, after all, there are a lot of test videos and parameters on the Internet, and today we mainly simulate using this computer outdoors or in the process of traveling, to see if it is convenient."

In the fifteen-minute video, Brother C simulates the use of a Xingrui laptop outdoors without a power source.

Outdoors, Brother C has been using his laptop to connect his mobile phone to 5G hotspots and play chicken games.

I played for seven or eight hours in a row, and after resting for half a day without turning off the phone, I continued to play for seven or eight hours, and my laptop was charged.

In the video, Brother C also uses the mode of charging the laptop and playing games at the same time.

Brother C did not use Li Tao's disgusting and ruthless method to charge the laptop, but stuffed the laptop's battery compartment with dead leaves, weeds, etc.

This allowed the laptop to remain charged and run at full capacity throughout the three days of testing.

Brother C also summarized in the video: "I found that it is more convenient to use dry branches than dead grass, and I feel that the heat of dry branches is higher. ”

In the process of traveling, Brother C also tested the performance of Xingrui laptop.

Xingrui's microbial battery lives on Brother C's leftover rice and fruit skins.

Brother C also tried to find other people's leftover food in the garbage bin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, Brother C said: "I won't say much about the performance of the computer here, after all, this configuration of the laptop can also be seen on other brands, I will mainly talk about its microbial battery here." ”

Brother C also tried to find other people's leftover food in the garbage bin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, Brother C said: "I won't say much about the performance of the computer here, after all, this configuration of the laptop can also be seen on other brands, I will mainly talk about its microbial battery here." ”

Brother C also tried to find other people's leftover food in the garbage bin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, Brother C said: "I won't say much about the performance of the computer here, after all, this configuration of the laptop can also be seen on other brands, I will mainly talk about its microbial battery here." ”

Brother C also tried to find other people's leftover food in the garbage bin and so on.

At the end of the test video, Brother C said: "I won't say much about the performance of the computer here, after all, this configuration of the laptop can also be seen on other brands, I will mainly talk about its microbial battery here." ”

Brother C also tried to find other people's leftover food in the garbage bin and so on.

This extreme situation can ensure the normal operation of Xingrui laptop.

At the end of the test video, Brother C said: "I won't say much about the performance of the computer here, after all, this configuration of the laptop can also be seen on other brands, I will mainly talk about its microbial battery here." ”

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