"Oh!"

I turned my back to the fat man and asked, "Where am I better than you?" ”

"You're better than me everywhere, okay?"

"My brother, hurry up, don't we still have to wait to catch the corpse king."

"Okay, you made me pee on you, you know my skills, smack your face, don't blame me!"

To be honest, I really can't pee out when I'm so close to someone.

Even if I do have some urinating feelings now, but being stared at by the fat man makes me feel a little chilly when I think about it.

The fat man saw that I didn't move for a long time and said, "Pee, what's wrong with you, Brother Yang?" Great, ......! ”

Saying that, the fat man took two steps back and said, "You pee slowly, don't pee too high, so as not to float everywhere." ”

"Fat man, you pull me aside, hold on to the void wall, and immediately run over as soon as I feel it disappear, I'll close the gate, otherwise it's not enough!"

The fat man stretched out his thumb at me, nodded again and again, and said, "Amazing, otherwise why would it be my brother Yang!" ”

As he spoke, he turned sideways, picked up his wolf fangs, and leaned to the side.

I held the belt of my trousers with both hands, glanced at the fat man and said, "You close your eyes to Lao Tzu, I'm going to open the gate and release the water!" ”

At this time, the fat man was no longer joking, and after closing his eyes, he said, "You should be faster!" ”

The corners of my mouth grinned, and I whispered: "The boy breaks ten thousand laws, watch me pee ......"

After whispering, I pressed my waist and pushed forward, and a column of water swooped out.

Sure enough, it was unimpeded, and there was no obstacle at all.

At the same time, the fat man groaned, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell directly at my feet.

When he opened his eyes, he found that he had already come.

He smiled and said: "Brother Yang is awesome, Brother Yang is ...... mighty!" ”

I shuddered and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, stand up and rush out with me, God knows when this formation will change again." ”

When the fat man heard this, he held the mace in both hands and put on a posture of rushing out, like a 100-meter charge.

I can't wait, I don't want to close the gate for a while, and open the gate for a while, which is not good for the kidneys.

Then he said to the fat man: "Fatty, when I open the gate and release the water in a while, you will run forward with me, don't run too fast and don't lose it, I won't be ready to stop the whole process!" ”

The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched, and he replied very seriously: "Don't worry, Brother Yang, if you want the train to run fast, it all depends on the headband, you can rest assured that the front flood is bold, my fat man will definitely follow your footsteps, and I will never fall behind!" ”

At this time, the fat man's words had a great momentum of wind and cold.

When I saw that the fat man was ready, I coughed heavily, and then closed my eyes and brewed for a while.

It didn't take long for only two or three seconds, and a rush of urine suddenly hit.

I suddenly opened my eyes, looked at the distance of more than five meters in front of me, and whispered, "Open the gate, rush ......!" ”

"Wow!"

A column of water filled with the breath of yang fire flew immediately. shot out, directly melting several walls of nothingness. ”

The fat man rushed forward without saying a word, but he didn't dare to overtake my pace, for fear of hitting me headlong.

I don't dare to run fast, although I am in a hurry, but once I run fast, the human body mechanism will easily close the gate automatically.

I kept the flood at a constant speed while trotting forward as fast as I could, like a duck.

There's a joke that doesn't say that

I want to be heroic and strong, peeing in the wind.

Now I have fallen into the evil spirit, and I pee and wet my shoes against the wind.

And where we are now, isn't it the most evil?

Because of running, I couldn't help but throw some on my shoes and pants.

Five, four, three, two, one......!

Right now, I looked at the distance and yelled.

"Fat Man Charge!"

After speaking, he worked hard and urinated out the last yang fire that remained in his body.

"Poof!"

At the same time, I threw myself forward and landed directly in front of the steps, but luckily my hands were on the ground.

The fat man also rushed out from behind, but at the same time as rushing out, reality wiped his face.

Both eyes are red.

"His grandmother's, splashed the fat man, I ...... face!"

"Brother Yang, you're on fire, the taste is not right, it's too sassy and ......!"

The fat man's words made me really unbearable, and I didn't even have time to lift my pants, so I laughed.

This laughter is mixed with the joy of escaping death, as well as the nonsensical funny of the fat man.

I've never felt like I wanted to be free!

At this moment, I secretly swore that I would never go to the grave again.

I want to do my old job as a feng shui master and build coffins for others.

This kind of thing is going to the tomb, let's let the people who steal the door do it!

The fat man and I giggled for two or three minutes, and finally the two of us looked at each other and smiled, then stood up and packed our bags, drank some water, ate some bread, and replenished our strength.

I looked at my watch, and it was already the next morning.

We were actually delayed for a whole night, and our original plan was to bring the Corpse King back within 24 hours.

And I told Atai that within three days, it was just in case.

Three days is the limit, if we can't take the corpse king back, I'm afraid there will be something wrong with Yizhuang.

That's why Atai was asked to bury the old farmer and his son in the worst possible way if we had an accident.

The fat man shook his head and took the peachwood mace in both hands.

looked at the eyeless black snake carved in stone twice and said: "Brother Yang, you prepare our alcohol, it seems that this eyeless black snake may be the tomb beast of this mausoleum, cross this door and estimate that we will be able to find the main owner!" ”

"Shut up, you crow's mouth......!"

I stood up angrily, my bronze coin and broken sword in my hand, and looked at the darkness ahead.

"Fatty, the contents of your bag are placed, that's the key to our capture of the corpse king, now let's set off ......!"

With that, I walked up the steps side by side with the fat man and entered the darkness.

I groped and walked with the fat man one after the other, but I didn't dare to go too fast.

I don't know why, in the darkness, the visibility of the searchlights of the fat man and I is not very high.

Fortunately, there were no accidents during the whole process, and it only took the two of us two or three minutes to figure it out.

Because a hazy light has appeared in front of us.

This light was the same as the sky-blue night pearls on either side of the stairs just now, but much brighter than those two.

When the fat man and I walked out of the light.

When I really walked out of the darkness, I was directly shocked by the scene in front of me and was speechless for a long time.

The fat man slammed the mace to the ground.

Looking at the scene in front of him, he muttered in a low voice, "My God, what is that?" ”

"Fat man, what did I see? Is it a miracle ......? ”