57 Brother Long fell into the dung pit
Cangwu, the entrance of the playground.
"Take a look, over there, it's that guy, shoot him for me!"
Lin Yeyang pointed to someone in the playground.
Leng Tong was originally aimed at with a flying knife, but Lin Yeyang kept making noise in her ear, and used her hand to "correct" her arm, so angry that she punched Lin Yeyang in the stomach.
"Shut up!" Leng Tong scolded angrily: "Are you sick? Why do you keep shaking me? ”
"You continue, you continue to ......," Lin Yeyang clutched his stomach in pain.
Leng Tong aimed the throwing knife at the ...... again
However, there was no movement.
"Oops......" Leng Tong dropped his hand in frustration, "It's still not good, I can't do it when I see his face." ”
"Don't look at his face! Oops, I know he looks like me, you don't need to be like this, you have me, why are you so? ”
"What?" Leng Tong stopped fiddling with the flying knife, and scolded Lin Yeyang: "You say I'm sexy? You alone have two daughters-in-law, are you qualified to say me? ”
"Fart, I'm a daughter-in-law."
"What you said, as long as you say a word, Liu Qin will never wake up again."
"I was wrong...... Lin Yeyang was about to cry.
At this moment, a taxi stopped at the gate of Cangwu, and a person walked down from it, and the moment he saw Lin Yeyang, he shouted happily: "Hey, mouse, Xiaoqin......"
And Lin Yeyang, pulling the cold pupils, pulled his legs and ran.
Leng Tong was pulled by Lin Yeyang, and he didn't forget to turn around and scold: "The old lady is your sister Tong!" ”
He Fei was inexplicable, and he didn't understand what Lin Yeyang was running.
……
In the big playground, I couldn't stop giggling.
No one around me was smiling, looking at me quietly, but I didn't care, I had to laugh when I should laugh.
Because it's so much fun!
I was just in the ground character class, when I suddenly heard someone shouting: "Come on!" Brother Long fell into the manure pit! "Of course it's not me, or I wouldn't have had time to cry.
Just this sentence can make everyone happy enough.
Later, Liu Yulong walked out of the toilet, slapped the student on the head of the shouting student, and scolded: "Lao Tzu asked you to get some paper, who made you yell!" ”
Everyone saw Liu Yulong's anger and didn't dare to laugh, but I still laughed happily.
Bai Zhaoxue couldn't stand it anymore, patted my arm, and said, "Is it enough?" It's a bit excessive. ”
She motioned for me to look at Liu Yulong, and when I looked at it, I found that Liu Yulong was really glaring at me fiercely, so I immediately stopped laughing.
But when Liu Yulong didn't look at me, I couldn't help laughing again.
Bai Zhaoxue was speechless, and she didn't want to deal with me anymore.
"What are you talking about so happy?"
At some point, Mr. He appeared behind us.
Bai Zhaoxue went crazy when she saw Teacher He, and hurriedly stood up and asked him to sit down.
Everyone else was talking to Teacher He.
I feel that Mr. He's popularity among students is really good.
Of course, can it be bad? He was different from all teachers, completely different.
I told Mr. He what had just happened, and after listening to it, Mr. He only nodded lightly, without any smile, so I stopped laughing.
"Tianlong, promoted to the Tianzi class, are you ready?"
Teacher He suddenly said this, which made me confused.
"Huh? Isn't it a month later? ”
"yes, didn't I tell you about it a month ago?"
…… Oh my God! A month has come? So fast?!
"Not ready." I can only tell the truth, or I will be beaten to death.
"You're a little slow at this." Teacher He frowned, "Come on, why don't you try it today, or a few more days." ”
"What!" I jumped up, and I was really startled.
Heads-up class, or heads-up class! Will I still be alive after the fight?!
"What's wrong? Just trying. ”
"That's right, Aaron, you try...... Don't worry, I'll let you. Bai Zhaoxue also persuaded me.
Teacher He glanced at Bai Zhaoxue, his eyes were flat, but Bai Zhaoxue hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I won't let him, I lied to him." ”
Everyone in the Dizi class also heard it, and they all geared up at the moment, looking at me with "bad intentions" on their faces.
Seriously, I'm scared to death!
"Forget it, it's really not good, I'll practice now, it's better than going to the hospital."
The crowd was in a good mood.
When Mr. He saw that I insisted on doing this, he didn't care about me, chatted a few words and left.
"Ah Long, now that Teacher He is gone, why don't we accompany you to practice? It's okay, now you don't count the jump, I'll let you. ”
As soon as Bai Zhaoxue spoke, the others also chimed in.
"yes, yes, why don't you try it."
When I saw this, I was also a little itchy, it had been a month since my last jump, and I really felt the urge to try it.
"Come on, then." I stood up.
Since there are no teachers, who cares if they let me or not, so I should play.
That being said, I still cheered up because I also wanted to know what I was really capable of.
Bai Zhaoxue led everyone to stand up, and at this moment, the entire playground noticed it and gathered around to watch.
"It's not a jump, you don't have to look at it." Bai Zhaoxue said.
But it didn't work at all, people still looked at it like curious babies.
Helpless, Bai Zhaoxue didn't say anything.
Here, the crowd was divided into two groups, I stood alone in one place, Bai Zhaoxue and the rest of the Dizi class stood in one place, each gearing up.
Seriously, if I hadn't known that they would let me, I wouldn't have dared to play this.
"Aaron, are you ready?"
I let out a long exhale, "Come on." With that, he rushed towards them.
They were all running towards me like crazy, but looking at the way they started, I knew they were trying very hard to gather their strength.
I still remember the Tai Chi moves, I grabbed the arms of the person closest to me with both hands, and at the same time stumbled under my feet, and I moved four or two thousand pounds...... Almost threw me out of the way.
But fortunately, it stabilized at a critical moment.
The first one was easy to fight, but the next group was not so good, and soon I was out of breath and wary of the crowd around me.
Even if it's playing, they're heavy enough.
After a while, there was an extra black blue on my arm, and there was a dull pain in my chest.
But the battle continued, and soon, I was in a fight with Bai Zhaoxue.
My arm and hers slammed together, and all of a sudden, I felt like my bones were about to break, but I saw her indifferent expression, so I had to endure it and not cry out in pain.
After a few rounds, I finally ran out of energy, sat down on the ground, waved my hands and said, "No fight, no fight, no more." ”
Everyone else laughed and sat down in a circle again.
Bai Zhaoxue sat beside me and said with some disappointment: "Didn't you play the novice camp quite well last time?" I'm looking forward to your second solo fight against the class, and the result is ...... Why are you so useless? ”
I'm speechless, in fact, until now, I don't know how I succeeded last time.
I rubbed my wound while watching the tournament that had begun in the circle.
I don't know how long later, a snow-white arm suddenly appeared in front of me, and I looked at it, and it turned out to be Bai Zhaoxue handing me a bottle of safflower oil.
"Go back and wipe it, or it will hurt to death tomorrow."
"Good ......"
I was just about to take it, but unexpectedly, the style of painting suddenly changed, Bai Zhaoxue jerked her hand back, and at the same time threw it behind me.
Hearing a "bang" in the air, the bottle of safflower oil shattered, the potion inside spilled on the ground, and at the same time, a flying knife was pierced on the ground.
Where is this? Cangwu! These are all practitioners, and at a glance they saw the flying knives on the ground, and the entire big playground was in chaos, and they all surrounded them.
"Damn!" Bai Zhaoxue scolded angrily at the door of the playground: "Which dog threw it over, get out!" ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard two more "whoosh" sounds in the air, and two throwing knives shot over.
Bai Zhaoxue hurriedly reached out to pick it up, but she did, but the force of the flying knife did not decrease, and it smashed her back two steps.
I clearly saw that her hand had obviously grabbed the flying knife, but the flying knife was still moving forward, Bai Zhaoxue was not as powerful as the flying knife, her arm was rushed to the chest by the flying knife, and the flying knife continued to move forward against her chest, if it wasn't for Bai Zhaoxue being strong enough, I am afraid she would have been injured.
After stopping, Bai Zhaoxue exploded, threw the flying knife on the ground, and ran towards the door of the playground.
The whole big playground also wanted to see who threw it, and almost everyone ran out.
Hundreds of people poured out of the large playground, looking for something at the school gate.
It was just me, sitting still, staring thoughtfully at the knife on the ground.
The surroundings quieted down, and Bai Zhaoxue led the people to disperse, looking for suspicious people along the way, and soon walked away.
I stood up and said, "Come out." ”
Sure enough, footsteps sounded, and a man and a woman walked into the big playground.
Actually, I really don't know anyone is there, I just want to learn how to pretend to be the protagonist in TV!
He is Lin Yeyang, and the woman next to him is Leng Tong.
As soon as I saw them, I knew what I was up against.
I remember the last time he was at his house, he said he would kill me.
"Wait a minute." I held out my palm.
Lin Yeyang and Leng Tong stood still.
"Run!" I ran away.
Believe it or not, I just took a step, and Lin Yeyang, who was more than ten meters away from me just now, instantly appeared behind me and grabbed me by the collar?
If you don't believe it, you have to believe it, because he really caught it.
"I'm sorry, I don't want to do that either, but I don't dare bet, you have to die." Lin Yeyang grabbed my neck.
I admit it, why can't I do it, I don't have anything left to eat, and I don't dare to fight alone, but after being in Cangwu for so long, I am gradually becoming more powerful than before, and now I am still admired Brother Tianlong, how can I be slaughtered by others?
But again, believe it or not, in short, I don't even have the strength to fight back.
At this moment, I can't say a word, I just hope that Lin Yeyang can touch my head......
However, he grabbed me by the neck with only one hand and lifted me up, and there was no reason to lift the other hand.
Damn, I have to force Lao Tzu to make a trick!
My legs hanging in the air fluttered violently, and I looked at the position, and kicked towards a certain position of Lin Yeyang!
Hiss...... It hurts just to look at it!
Lin Yeyang's face changed suddenly, and at the same time let me go, I sat on the ground and coughed loudly.
"Hahaha......"
Suddenly, a burst of laughter came, but it was cold pupils pointing at Lin Yeyang and laughing: "Why are you so wasteful?" Hahaha, I'm happy to die. ”
"Bunny!" Lin Yeyang was on fire and grabbed me again.
With all my might, I aligned my head with his hand.
The timing was just right, and he finally hit it.
And I, too, at this moment, were furious!