Chapter 1103: On Shamelessness, You Are Second

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'Huang Shaohong' was beaten by 'Taishang Laojun', not only was he not shocked, but the heart that he was originally carrying was completely let go with this time, and his heart was also happy.

This product studies something else, maybe it's almost, studying the whole person's ......, cough cough, it's a study of people's psychology, or there are two brushes.

In Huang Shaohong's view, there are two kinds of people who are the most difficult to guess, women and emperors, the so-called 'women's hearts are needles', women's minds are changeable and difficult to guess, and the emperor's heart is as deep as the sea, and the more Ming the monarch is the lord, the more difficult it is to measure his thoughts.

Some people say that the mind of the 'emperor' is still unfathomable, but isn't the heart of the 'saint' who stands high above and stands at the top of the food chain of the 'desolate universe' even more unfathomable.

In fact, this is wrong, in the opinion of 'Huang Shaohong', the 'saint' is always present with the sky, coexists with the Tao, endures thousands of calamities without grinding, and is stained with cause and effect, who is qualified to let the saint play with him?

Especially for a 'saint' like 'Lao Jun', who cultivates too much and forgetful, happy is happy, and if you don't like it, you don't like it, if you want to kill you, you will be killed at once, since you don't die, that is, there is no intention to kill you.

Therefore, 'Huang Shaohong', who saw through this, was beaten by Lao Jun and was unscathed, how can he not like it?

'Lao Jun' saw 'Huang Shaohong' jumping in pain, and said with a smile:

"I know it's amazing this time, see if you dare to pit the old man alone!"

As soon as Huang Shaohong's eyes rolled, his words had a deep meaning, proving that Lao Jun did not let himself cheat people, but did not cheat him, so there was a lot of room for operation during this period.

'Lao Jun' stretched out his hand: "Take it!" ”

'Huang Shaohong' knew that it was not interesting to pretend now, so he asked the 'monkey' to take out all the several innate spirit treasures tied under his tiger skin group.

Of course, before this, he instructed the 'monkey' through the 'soul link' not to take out the 'Shangqing Divine Rune', otherwise it would cause the two saints to fight, and the sin would be great, and the consequences would be unpredictable, and it would also pit the good friend of 'Tongtian'!

'Lao Jun' saw the 'monkey' pulling his baby from under his skirt, his angry beard was cocked, and he didn't hesitate to reach out and knock on 'Huang Shaohong' again:

"You actually put the old man's baby under this monkey's ass!"

Huang Shaohong grinned and explained:

"What, isn't it that it hasn't been refined yet, can't it be put into the body, the gourd is so big that there is no place to hide, the monkey doesn't wear underwear, and the place under the skirt is ....., hey, don't fight, don't fight....."

Watching 'Lao Jun' pull out a flat crutch from behind the sleeping green cow, 'Huang Shaohong' immediately begged for mercy.

The rules and regulations are in order, and several innate spirit treasures are placed in front of 'Lao Jun', and on the green cow, 'Huang Shaohong' is full of reluctance in his eyes, and he looks at 'Lao Jun' for a while.

When 'Huang Shaohong' put the last 'purple gold red gourd' on the back of the green cow, he asked unwillingly:

"Taishang Daozun, how did you arrest a few of us?"

Speaking of this 'old gentleman', he smiled, and did not hide it, so he told the truth of the matter.

It turns out that 'Huang Shaohong' is the 'Daomen Human Sect Master', and he is blessed by the luck of the Daomen, even a saint cannot be regarded as his foundation.

And where he is, or the people and things related to him, are all protected by the luck of the Daomen, even if it is the 'Taishang Laojun', it will take a lot of effort to calculate!

Originally, what 'Huang Shaohong' did was extremely secretive, and he was supported by Daomen's luck, so the 'Taishang Laojun', who was concentrating on alchemy in the 'Tushi Palace', did not notice that there was a mistake in the Lotus Cave.

I didn't realize that those innate spirit treasures were obtained by 'Huang Shaohong'.

However, 'Huang Shaohong' sent the 'Golden Horn and Silver Horn' to Li Tang as 'auspicious', which went wrong.

He made such a big movement in Wanshou Mountain, and the entire Nanzhan Buzhou shook, causing Li Tang's dragon vein to be damaged and the national fortune to be lost.

The Tang Emperor 'Li Shimin' thought that the strange-looking 'King of Gold and Silver Horns' was not auspicious, but a demon!

Otherwise, it would have been fine, why did an earthquake occur as soon as these two things arrived in Chang'an?

In a fit of rage, he ordered the 'gold and silver' to be killed.

As a result, the 'gold and silver boy' knew the sea, and there were life-saving talismans sent by Lao Jun.

Their lives were threatened, and they immediately triggered the spirit rune, which alarmed 'Lao Jun' and knew that there was something wrong with his two boys.

'Lao Jun' rescued the two boys, only to find that all his magic weapons were taken away, and after calculation, he found that there was no result, and his magic weapons seemed to be covered by something to cover up the breath and cause and effect, affecting his perception.

But what kind of character is 'Taishang Laojun', it doesn't mean that he has no choice, after asking the 'gold and silver boy' what happened, he felt that the other party seemed to be coming specifically for treasures.

When even if it is calculated, the 'King Kong Zhuo' that was taken away by the green cow came.

It's ridiculous that the green bull thinks that he has secretly escaped to the lower realm, but in fact, 'Lao Jun' has long known his whereabouts.

What's even more ridiculous is that when 'Huang Shaohong' hadn't paid attention to 'King Kong Zhuo', the people's 'Lao Jun' had already calculated in advance that 'King Kong Zhuo' was going to be stolen.

And at that time, the Daomen luck blessed by 'Huang Shaohong', because he had not yet had thoughts about 'King Kong Zhuo', naturally he could not cover the cause and effect of 'King Kong Zhuo'.

It was 'Lao Jun' who followed the cause and effect line of 'King Kong Zhuo' backwards, and he had an insight into the identity of 'Huang Shaohong' as the leader of the Taoist sect in the world!

After 'Taishang Laojun' finished speaking, he laughed angrily, and knocked 'Huang Shaohong' again:

"The leader of the Daomen world, he actually calculated to the head of the old Dao, the old Dao sees that you don't want to compete with the Buddhism for any luck, it is better to spread this matter, it is estimated that the people in the Buddhism will be laughed to death, how worry-free!"

'Huang Shaohong' scratched his head, laughed with him, and secretly said that he was unlucky, who would have thought that there would be such a mistake after a thousand calculations.

He cried out with a bitter face:

"It's not entirely to blame the disciple for this matter, you are the supreme of the Daomen, the saint of the Three Qings, you can send the gold and silver boy to help the Buddha Gate round the eighty-one difficulties, make up enough luck, and you, the green cow, isn't it the same!"

"The disciple is now leading the Dao Sect of the World to compete with the Buddha Gate, and he can't be angry enough to do such a thing, and please let your old man know it!"

'Lao Jun' laughed:

"So, this matter is still complaining about the old way?"

"Disciple doesn't dare!"

Although Huang Shaohong said that he didn't dare, there was a grievance on his face that he didn't complain about who else could complain, so he almost nodded and said yes.

'Lao Jun' shook his head and smiled:

"You are the leader of the world, and it doesn't hurt to tell you, when the Western religion was on the rise, the old Taoist I turned Hu into a Buddha, and let the Western religion separate the Buddhism in order to divide the luck!"

"Now Buddhism is booming, the old way to help them is also a last resort, the golden cicada to cross the eighty-one difficulties, most of them are my Taoist people, in order to help Buddhism succeed, in the future, the heavenly way of meritorious deeds, can also share the luck of Buddhism, so that my Taoist can continue to continue, in order to wait for my Taoist luck to flourish!"

After 'Lao Jun' finished speaking, 'Huang Shaohong' understood the sage's hard work, and also understood why in 'Journey to the West', many of the monsters along the way were heavenly immortal officials who descended to earth as demons, and it turned out to be this truth.

"But!"

'Lao Jun' suddenly changed his voice:

"However, your appearance was unexpected by the old Dao, the number of days has changed slightly because of you, and the Heavenly Dao has actually evolved a ray of life for my Daomen!"

'Huang Shaohong' was stunned, and his cheap senior brother 'Zhang Tianshi' also said such things.

'Lao Jun' suddenly pointed to the 'Monkey King' behind him and said:

"Just like this monkey who ate the old way two gourds 'Nine Turns Golden Pill', there was originally a catastrophe of life and death on the way to learn the scriptures, if it is crossed, Da Luo can be expected, if it can't be crossed, the catastrophe will not be recovered!"

"But now its fate has changed because of you, and its future is not clear to the old way!"

'Sun Wukong' grabbed a step, scratched his ears and cheeks:

"It turns out that the old man knows that my grandson is in trouble, but he doesn't save him when he dies, it's really not interesting!"

"Stay there!"

'Huang Shaohong' fanned 'Sun Wukong' aside with a big neck, and then smiled at 'Lao Jun' with a shy face:

"You always say that I am a ray of life in our Daomen, then these magic weapons, you see if they are ......, you have to feel embarrassed, and then take me a gourd 'Nine Turns Golden Pill', the kid is not the one who picks on reason!"

'Taishang Laojun' laughed: "Among the people that Lao Dao has seen, you are the second in terms of shamelessness!" ”

'Huang Shaohong' didn't care what 'Lao Jun' said about him, taking advantage of the other party's happiness, he hurriedly asked:

"Then look at the magic weapon Jin Dan I just said...... I didn't ask for it for myself, now the Dao Buddha is competing, your old man is a Dao Venerable......"

'Lao Jun' said helplessly: "Aren't you curious, who is the first?" ”

"That's not a meal, let's talk about the magic weapon, I think this 'purple gold red gourd' is good, it should be related to me, and this 'golden rope' is also related to my human Daomen!"

At this moment, 'Lao Jun' was dumbfounded, and then laughed, pointing at 'Huang Shaohong' and said:

"So you already know who the more shameless person is than you!"

After 'Lao Jun' finished speaking, he still didn't mention the magic weapon, but his eyes fell on 'Zhu Bajie', and suddenly he let out a 'huh', and then his face changed drastically, and his body trembled involuntarily.