He wrinkled a pair of good-looking eyebrows, distressed, and annoyed: "Alas, little uncle, you know, Brother Yao is my captain, his father doesn't love his mother, he has a father who is worse than no father, lonely, alone, drifting duckweed is as pitiful, and now he is injured again, he has become a cripple, and he is even more pitiful, I don't care who cares about him?" ”

He looked at Gu Junchai's eyes with sincere and affectionate eyes: "Little uncle, you believe me, I delayed going to see you because I was too poor Brother Yao, in my heart, my little uncle and grandfather are always the most important, more important than my life!" ”

"Huh?" The little sapling looked up at him with a small face, and his eyes flashed: "Big brother, since your little uncle and your grandfather are the most important to you, why don't you visit your little uncle for the sake of your brother Yao?" ”

Qiao drunk: "......! ”

Whose child is this?

Why is it so annoying!

When adults are talking, children should not interject if they understand or not!

"Edit, keep making it!" Gu Jun hugged his arms and sneered coldly, "You can't even fool a five-year-old child, and you still want to fool me?" ”

"Wow, you're five years old?" Qiao Zui opened a pair of peach blossom eyes wide, and looked down at the little sapling in surprise: "Little Douding, you are so short, I thought you were only three years old!" ”

The little sapling blushed angrily, "You're only three years old!" Dad said, I'm just a late grower, and when I grow up, I'll be taller than you! Hum! ”

The little sapling was angry, ran to Ling Yue's side, grabbed Ling Yue's hand, and pointed at Qiao Zui: "Brother Xiaoyue, look, no wonder my mother said that you can't judge people by their appearance, that big brother who is more beautiful than the big sister is actually very ugly in his heart!" Mom said, I don't expose people, I'm already very sad, and he wants to poke my sadness, he's too bad! ”

"......" the corners of Qiao's mouth twitched.

Whose child is this?

It's not big, but it's quite organized.

It's just that where is his soul ugly?

He clearly cultivates both inside and outside, and his mind and appearance are equally beautiful, right?

Ling Yue touched the little sapling's head and comforted him: "The little tree is not sad, he just has a bad brain, he can't speak, he has no malice." ”

Qiao drunk: "......"

It's better to say that he has malicious intentions.

Who has a bad brain?

He has an IQ of two hundred and eight!

Who are these two children?

It's so nasty!

He rolled up his arms and sleeves: "Whose child is this?" Adults don't care? I'm going to help them find out, what kind of thing can I teach my children to be? There is no innocence at all, and the old-fashioned speech is not cute at all! ”

Gu Jun laughed and hooked his finger at the little sapling.

The little sapling ran to him, hugged his thighs, and shouted with his face: "Dad! ”

“……！” Qiao was drunk and stumbled again, almost kneeling, "Dad...... Father? ”

Gu Jun glanced at him coldly: "Don't, if you love me again, I will be your uncle, don't call me Dad, I'm afraid that my brother-in-law will crawl out of the coffin in the middle of the night to find me." ”

Qiao drunk: "......"

I haven't seen him for two years, and his uncle's mouth is even more poisonous!

But what's going on with this little bean dice?

When he came back to visit relatives two years ago, his uncle didn't even have a girlfriend, so why is his son five years old now?

Qiao drunk looked at Ye Xingbei, and then at the little sapling, and opened his peach blossom eyes, feeling that he had traveled through time and space.

It is said that there are parallel time and space in this world.